We are in a new age.
The age of the tedening. Your lord, your leader and provider of the light has returned. With my headlaser we will purge all before us.
However, there is an obstacle. The only mech pilots I currently have under my command are a Hoggbutts (a filthy snownigger), a Torashoe (doesn't wash his hands) a Paradox (on the verge of becoming a troll pencil topper) and a Calbinite (we ignore him)
I need more mech pilots to
meatshield for meshare in my glory.
pledge your allegiance, and we can once more ragequit as i drunkenly try and lead a 12man.
*lordssavants need not apply.