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    Quote Originally Posted by Fortior View Post
    Alright, this isn't an emo-post, but more a success-post and realization post.

    Like so many other young professionals in Stockholm, I peruse tinder. Not in the hope of actually meeting the mother of my future children but more as a distraction and the occassional fuck-session. But for once, something serious and good might actually be on the hook. 27 yo, 175cm / 5'7", guess 55kg / 120 lbs, brunette, very pretty.

    Lengthy pre-date daily conversation since we both traveled alot, but after a month we meet for drinks. All goes swimmingly, time flies and all of a sudden the hotel bar is closing. Quick kiss and the promise for a second date. The day after she texts and asks if I'm free a couple of nights later, so a second date a few days after the first one. We have tapas, talk (she mentions wanting to see my apartment after talking about all the renovation I've done), leave the restaurant and go to the subway where we stand around kissing for a few minutes. Decide to grab another glass of wine at a random bar, talk and kiss, after which I ask if she wants to see my apartment (smooth call-back), which she naturally wants to. The day after I think I score serious bonus points for making scrambled eggs and bacon and fresh pressed juice (yes, I have a juice presser and fruit).

    Third date a few days later, breakfast/morning coffee, and it just feels natural. Her shifting my arm so I'm holding her over the shoulders, the talk, the silences that are never awkward.

    I could seriously fall for her if I haven't done so already, and I think she's absolutely smitten with me as well. It's the full shebang with several texts per day, snapchat, what have you. It's all very cutesy I have to admit.

    Too bad she's left this Thursday for Kenya & Tanzania for a month to do work on her MBA thesis.

    Expect serious sad emo posts if the worst comes to pass and things die off, but atleast there'll be on-topic posts instead of goddamn fatty nerds wearing hats for fatty nerds.
    fully expected this to end with "and then she saw my pony avatar on my internet spess shits forum and left in disgust"




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    thats a future update no spoilers pls

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    Yeah should probably burn your PC before it gets to the stage where she uses it.

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    She'll have plenty of opportunities to be freaked out by my weird habits before we ever reach that point.

    And if she ever gets out of the basement of course.
    Real men pvp in barges.

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    good to see that Fortior seems like a decent bloke and isn't a gay fat faggot nerd despite his pony avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fortior View Post
    Alright, this isn't an emo-post, but more a success-post and realization post.

    Like so many other young professionals in Stockholm, I peruse tinder. Not in the hope of actually meeting the mother of my future children but more as a distraction and the occassional fuck-session. But for once, something serious and good might actually be on the hook. 27 yo, 175cm / 5'7", guess 55kg / 120 lbs, brunette, very pretty.
    Let his way of talking about other people sink in for a moment, everyone.

    Listing the measurements like talking about a fishing haul, such restecpah ^^
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    Pastry.. That the best you can do?
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    M8, i have discussions that spam multiple accounts, you aren't even on my level

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fortior View Post
    Alright, this isn't an emo-post, but more a success-post and realization post.

    Like so many other young professionals in Stockholm, I peruse tinder. Not in the hope of actually meeting the mother of my future children but more as a distraction and the occassional fuck-session. But for once, something serious and good might actually be on the hook. 27 yo, 175cm / 5'7", guess 55kg / 120 lbs, brunette, very pretty.
    Let his way of talking about other people sink in for a moment, everyone.
    Normally?

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    Yeh, a detailed public listing of her bodily measurements is the first thing that comes to my mind when I want to share my apprectiation of a wonderful woman as well
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    Pastry.. That the best you can do?
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    M8, i have discussions that spam multiple accounts, you aren't even on my level

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicholai Pestot View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fortior View Post
    Alright, this isn't an emo-post, but more a success-post and realization post.

    Like so many other young professionals in Stockholm, I peruse tinder. Not in the hope of actually meeting the mother of my future children but more as a distraction and the occassional fuck-session. But for once, something serious and good might actually be on the hook. 27 yo, 175cm / 5'7", guess 55kg / 120 lbs, brunette, very pretty.
    Let his way of talking about other people sink in for a moment, everyone.
    Normally?
    "I love my wife. We are so compatible: She is 28, 160cm, 52kg, C-cup, legs that go on for miles, dark hair and eyes, extremely beautiful.."

    What's missing from this statement? Personality, compatibility, basically anything other than a "porn-actress stat-roll"

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    My wife is USB 2.0 but I'm USB 3.0, are we still compatible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    My wife is USB 2.0 but I'm USB 3.0, are we still compatible?
    Depends on your dongle
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    Pastry.. That the best you can do?
    Quote Originally Posted by NotXenosis View Post

    M8, i have discussions that spam multiple accounts, you aren't even on my level

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    My wife is USB 2.0 but I'm USB 3.0, are we still compatible?
    Depends on your dongle
    So that's a no then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    My wife is USB 2.0 but I'm USB 3.0, are we still compatible?
    Depends on your dongle
    So that's a no then
    Harsh disqualifying of his hardware standards tbh
    Quote Originally Posted by QuackBot
    Pastry.. That the best you can do?
    Quote Originally Posted by NotXenosis View Post

    M8, i have discussions that spam multiple accounts, you aren't even on my level

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    Lallante's using of these new, funky, USB-fluid adaptors for modern people who don't want to be defined by their connectors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Lallante's using of these new, funky, USB-fluid adaptors for modern people who don't want to be defined by their connectors.
    All of my USB connectors adhere to the phallic standard of insertion; how can I get one of these USB-fluid adaptors so as to not propagate sexist cabling?
    Quote Originally Posted by QuackBot
    Pastry.. That the best you can do?
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    M8, i have discussions that spam multiple accounts, you aren't even on my level

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Lallante's using of these new, funky, USB-fluid adaptors for modern people who don't want to be defined by their connectors.
    If that were a thing, who wouldnt want it?

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    I prefer traditional connections like USB, VGA, SCART, PS2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smuggo View Post
    Lallante's using of these new, funky, USB-fluid adaptors for modern people who don't want to be defined by their connectors.
    If that were a thing, who wouldnt want it?
    You soon realize that not having to insert anything is way more user friendly. It's not quite as fast, but it just makes life so much easier.
    meh

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    Help guys, complacency with a woman is setting in and it's been a little over a year.
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    Agreeing with w0lf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaztick View Post
    Help guys, complacency with a woman is setting in and it's been a little over a year.
    Right there with you actually


    Poland treats me like shit and I hate them as a result of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaztick View Post
    Help guys, complacency with a woman is setting in and it's been a little over a year.
    What the fuck does this even mean

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