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Thread: (UK EURO WAFFLE) Limey Civil War

  1. January 8 2018, 11:45:27 AM #27141
    Rodj Blake
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    Labour's 404 page is the stuff of legend - https://labour.org.uk/404

    Also, today is cabinet reshuffle day. It started by CCHQ tweeting that Chris Grayling was the new Chairman. They then deleted it because it turns out Brandon Lewis has got the job.
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  2. January 8 2018, 12:46:01 PM #27142
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    Another day. Another Tory related fuck up.

    Makes you proud to be British eh...
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  3. January 8 2018, 01:11:13 PM #27143
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    Can't even organise a reshuffle and people expect a good outcome from Brexit.

    Tragic really.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Mason
    It is absurd that we are capable of witnessing a 40,000 year old system of gender oppression begin to dissolve before our eyes yet still see the abolition of a 200 year old economic system as an unrealistic utopia.
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  4. January 8 2018, 01:12:06 PM #27144
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    # Rudd has not been sacked.
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  5. January 8 2018, 01:19:47 PM #27145
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    Home secretary is a pretty cushy job considering the rest of the cabinet are brexiting and being complete loons.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Mason
    It is absurd that we are capable of witnessing a 40,000 year old system of gender oppression begin to dissolve before our eyes yet still see the abolition of a 200 year old economic system as an unrealistic utopia.
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  6. January 8 2018, 01:20:03 PM #27146
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    Fucking hell this reshuffle is going to take three days at this rate. Just tell us if Grayling and Hunt have been sacked so we can go do other things.
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  7. January 8 2018, 02:26:29 PM #27147
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrixus Zephyr View Post
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    I've definitely developed a taste for tonic water over summer, but I have to dilute it 1/2 & 1/2 with mineral water because it has far too much sugar in it.
    Is "mineral water" code for gin?

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    Sadly, no.

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    I've definitely developed a taste for tonic water over summer, but I have to dilute it 1/2 & 1/2 with mineral water because it has far too much sugar in it.
    Get diet tonic water then?
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    Irn Bru panic as fans stockpile before recipe change
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...-west-42565363
    Semi-related: Lucozade tastes like absolute shit ever since they cut the sugar content in half.
    Because aspartame tastes foul.
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  8. January 8 2018, 04:01:02 PM #27148
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    What an absolute clusterfuck. Ministers get called into number 10, all refuse to switch jobs and all keep their jobs.

    Strong and stable.
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  9. January 8 2018, 04:58:43 PM #27149
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    EU's Juncker: Don't believe Brexit won't happen


    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42609057

    Welp, what happens to all those who now say Brexit won't happen? Are you still still swimming in De Nile?
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  10. January 8 2018, 05:00:23 PM #27150
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    Quote Originally Posted by elmicker View Post
    Fucking hell this reshuffle is going to take three days at this rate. Just tell us if Grayling and Hunt have been sacked so we can go do other things.
    Hunt now has social care as well as health.
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  11. January 8 2018, 05:01:11 PM #27151
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodj Blake View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by elmicker View Post
    Fucking hell this reshuffle is going to take three days at this rate. Just tell us if Grayling and Hunt have been sacked so we can go do other things.
    Hunt now has social care as well as health.
    He already had it - DoH oversees overwhelming majority of social care. He's probably just getting the poison pill of implementing the green paper
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  12. January 8 2018, 05:18:54 PM #27152
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    Greg Clark has apparently refused to give up his job, Jeremy Hunt was supposed to be moved to Business Sec but Clark has refused to be moved on.

    Strong and stable leadership!
    'I'm pro life. I'm a non-smoker. I'm a pro-life non-smoker. WOO, Let the party begin!'
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  13. January 8 2018, 05:25:01 PM #27153
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meester View Post
    EU's Juncker: Don't believe Brexit won't happen


    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42609057

    Welp, what happens to all those who now say Brexit won't happen? Are you still still swimming in De Nile?
    He's convinced we're governed by selfish retards who care for nothing except short term party advantage, and getting their slice of the post-ministry consultancy/part time directorship pie
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  14. January 8 2018, 05:26:57 PM #27154
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    ...he's not wrong though.
    Viking, n.:
    1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, explorers, adventurers, entrepreneurs world-famous for their aggressive, nautical import business, highly leveraged takeovers and blue eyes.
    2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged northern Europe beginning in the 9th century.

    Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront property.
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  15. January 8 2018, 05:34:22 PM #27155
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    Quote Originally Posted by Liare View Post
    ...he's not wrong though.

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    I should be home.now but I keep stopping to post. I'm in need of a mega poo. so much so that I'm tempted to leave slurry across one of these gardens and deal with the wiping later. gonna toss a coin

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  16. January 8 2018, 08:14:43 PM #27156
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    Quote Originally Posted by elmicker View Post
    He already had it - DoH oversees overwhelming majority of social care. He's probably just getting the poison pill of implementing the green paper
    Bingo. Green paper implementation but no additional budget to actually implement it. And Greening (rightly) resigns from government rather than deliver Universal Credit. What an absolute omnishambles.
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  17. January 8 2018, 09:00:19 PM #27157
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zekk Pacus View Post
    You can always come back.
    Hopefully he can. Otherwise the shithouse brexiters have made it mandatory to shoot all Germans on sight.. and I wouldn't put it past them.

    These are the dark times


    Poland treats me like shit and I hate them as a result of it
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  18. January 9 2018, 02:22:02 PM #27158
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    This is the Tory inbreeding programme in full-swing:

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  19. January 9 2018, 02:37:41 PM #27159
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    Minister of cuckery more like

    Derpin from Chinaphone
    2/10/17 Greatposthellpurge never forget
    23/10/17 The Greatreposteninging ?
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  20. January 9 2018, 03:00:05 PM #27160
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodj Blake View Post
    This is the Tory inbreeding programme in full-swing:

    Looks like Willem Dafoes illegitimate love child with Martin Short.
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