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    Quote Originally Posted by Fortior View Post
    Glad I’m living in Singapore. Every gym and office building has checkins for temperature and symptoms where they check your name written down to the Id you have, people know their shit and so on.

    Indonesia, not so much from my limited experience there.
    Singapore does police state well.

    I'm flying into Thailand soon, one of the main locations for Chinese travel. Wish me luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
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    But islamism IS a product of class warfare. Rich white countries come into developing brown dictatorships, wreck the leadership, infrastructure and economy and then act all surprised that religious fanaticism is on the rise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kai View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fortior View Post
    Glad I’m living in Singapore. Every gym and office building has checkins for temperature and symptoms where they check your name written down to the Id you have, people know their shit and so on.

    Indonesia, not so much from my limited experience there.
    Singapore does police state well.

    I'm flying into Thailand soon, one of the main locations for Chinese travel. Wish me luck!
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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51519687

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    Meanwhile, the other boat was allowed to dock.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/16/w...americans.html

    And one of them was found to be sick... after 1000 people had dispersed from the boat.

    Oops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lachesis VII View Post
    Meanwhile, the other boat was allowed to dock.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/16/w...americans.html

    And one of them was found to be sick... after 1000 people had dispersed from the boat.

    Oops.
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    Absurd that they were denied permission to dock at Guam. Would have been the perfect quarantine location.

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    Coronavirus: Armed robbers steal hundreds of toilet rolls in Hong Kong <- I always sort-of (but not entirely) joke with friends that I don't want to survive the apocalypse if there won't be any more bog roll afterwards, so am feeling pretty vindicated right now about both my grasp of human psychology and lofty personal ambitions of one day filling a 40ft container 'just in case'. Something-something in the land of the brown eye, the one wipe man is king...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    Coronavirus: Armed robbers steal hundreds of toilet rolls in Hong Kong <- I always sort-of (but not entirely) joke with friends that I don't want to survive the apocalypse if there won't be any more bog roll afterwards, so am feeling pretty vindicated right now about both my grasp of human psychology and lofty personal ambitions of one day filling a 40ft container 'just in case'. Something-something in the land of the brown eye, the one wipe man is king...
    2, 3, 4 or even 5 ply? I feel like you're on to something there and want to do figure out how much that would cost you including the container.

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    I'm on a three day one wipe spree at the moment, record is 4.
    Look, the wages you withheld from the workmen who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of Hosts. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves for slaughter.

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    trust the german to immediately start working out the feasibility of a piece of insanity.

    on a side note, the areas subjected to travel restrictions in china now covers 780 million people.
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    1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, explorers, adventurers, entrepreneurs world-famous for their aggressive, nautical import business, highly leveraged takeovers and blue eyes.
    2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged northern Europe beginning in the 9th century.

    Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront property.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Appleby View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    Coronavirus: Armed robbers steal hundreds of toilet rolls in Hong Kong <- I always sort-of (but not entirely) joke with friends that I don't want to survive the apocalypse if there won't be any more bog roll afterwards, so am feeling pretty vindicated right now about both my grasp of human psychology and lofty personal ambitions of one day filling a 40ft container 'just in case'. Something-something in the land of the brown eye, the one wipe man is king...
    2, 3, 4 or even 5 ply? I feel like you're on to something there and want to do figure out how much that would cost you including the container.

    Tapapapatalk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    I'm on a three day one wipe spree at the moment, record is 4.
    what the fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djan Seriy Anaplian View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    I'm on a three day one wipe spree at the moment, record is 4.
    what the fuck
    https://www.burningannie.com/features/shitlist.html

    THE CLEAN SHIT

    The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

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    THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" SHIT

    When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djan Seriy Anaplian View Post
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    I'm on a three day one wipe spree at the moment, record is 4.
    what the fuck
    The trick is finding the Goldilocks fibre zone
    Look, the wages you withheld from the workmen who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of Hosts. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves for slaughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liare View Post
    trust the german to immediately start working out the feasibility of a piece of insanity.
    It looks like it's 56 thousand rolls.

    At $0.10 per roll, it's just under six grand for the toilet rolls. A 40ft container is in the $2k region.

    Bulk toilet roll:
    https://m.alibaba.com/amp/product/60789927700.html

    Container:
    https://m.alibaba.com/amp/product/60497387249.html

    Fucking Ali baba sells everything...

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    Do you really want to buy a container of toilet paper... from China?

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