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Thread: Don't Panic, It's Just A Pandemic Thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lachesis VII View Post
    Do you really want to buy a container of toilet paper... from China?
    Well not currently.

    But even the Indians deliver from China.

    https://m.indiamart.com/proddetail/t...684152755.html

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    Ended up down the main canteen at work. There was a sign up on the door to the bogs posted by the police with words to the effect of...

    'Thefts of toilet paper have been reported from this area. WE ARE WATCHING YOU!'

    Fuck me, unless I have had a particularly fibrous few days my ring is red raw after a movement at work. Why anyone would want to steal it I'm not sure.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Totally Not Larkonnis View Post
    Ended up down the main canteen at work. There was a sign up on the door to the bogs posted by the police with words to the effect of...

    'Thefts of toilet paper have been reported from this area. WE ARE WATCHING YOU!'

    Fuck me, unless I have had a particularly fibrous few days my ring is red raw after a movement at work. Why anyone would want to steal it I'm not sure.
    Eh, they probably had a shit reason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lachesis VII View Post
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    I'm on a three day one wipe spree at the moment, record is 4.
    what the fuck
    https://www.burningannie.com/features/shitlist.html

    THE CLEAN SHIT

    The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
    The ghost poop

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    Cholera epidemic when?

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    no this is now a nowipe thread, post pics of your ghost poops now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaztick View Post
    no this is now a nowipe thread, post pics of your ghost poops now
    We have a poop thread already though.
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    So, the Princess Diamond cruise ship. 454 infected out of 2,666 guests and 1045 crew. Out of an original case of 10 infected. What the absolute fuck kind of quarantine is that??

    Live look at Yokohama port
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JdzHAKPV7dk

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    Quote Originally Posted by August View Post
    So, the Princess Diamond cruise ship. 454 infected out of 2,666 guests and 1045 crew. Out of an original case of 10 infected. What the absolute fuck kind of quarantine is that??
    The one that assures that no one* ashore gets infected. Literally everyone on the ship is a write off from a Japanese national quarantine POV if necessary.

    Fact is the vast majority of those 454 were probably infected before the quarantine came into effect and were just asymptomatic until later on in the quarantine. The quarantine is due to end tomorrow (19 Feb) for everyone not infected or directly exposed (ie. Share a cabin) to to an infected person.

    The US pulling their people off early is kinda hilarious: literally putting uninfected and infected in buses together before putting everyone through another 14 days of quarantine.

    * It's mainly achieved this goal. Only 1 person in Yokohama has been infected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaztick View Post
    no this is now a nowipe thread, post pics of your ghost poops now
    https://www.thestranger.com/slog/201...is-own-asshole

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lachesis VII View Post
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    no this is now a nowipe thread, post pics of your ghost poops now
    https://www.thestranger.com/slog/201...is-own-asshole
    I refuse to believe this is real.
    Look, the wages you withheld from the workmen who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of Hosts. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves for slaughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lachesis VII View Post
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    no this is now a nowipe thread, post pics of your ghost poops now
    https://www.thestranger.com/slog/201...is-own-asshole
    I refuse to believe this is real.
    it's got reddit written all over it tbh.
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    Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront property.

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    "Apple warns revenue earnings set to be lower than expected due coronavirus outbreak."

    What? No iPhones? Pandemonium

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    But how will we play candy crush

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kai View Post
    Fact is the vast majority of those 454 were probably infected before the quarantine came into effect and were just asymptomatic until later on in the quarantine.
    This is not what in common parlance is called a fact.

    Japan imprisoned a couple of thousand people in what is the perfect breeding ground for infection, with no basis in rational thought. It's one of the most catastrophically stupid public health decisions any of us will see from a developed nation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djan Seriy Anaplian View Post
    But how will we play candy crush
    Presumably on the millions of smart phones that have already been built and are perfectly usable.
    Look, the wages you withheld from the workmen who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of Hosts. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves for slaughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Djan Seriy Anaplian View Post
    But how will we play candy crush
    Presumably on the millions of smart phones that have already been built and are perfectly usable.
    i need a new one every year and if it hasn't been built by cheap mainland labour then it's not worth having!

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    Phones aren't important, but medical supplies and drugs sure are. Especially if the outbreak is coming to the west.
    Last edited by mewninn; February 18 2020 at 02:32:34 PM.

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    Coronavirus: Largest study suggests elderly and sick are most at risk, says headline writer at Department of the Obvious.

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    Looking at the sex ratio, men are more likely to die (2.8%) than women (1.7%).
    I wonder if there's data on how many of the deceased were smokers

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