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    No idea how many tested.

    But per CNN this morning, we have:

    Coronavirus in the US
    TOTAL CONFIRMED CASES: 89

    44 from the Diamond Princess
    3 from Wuhan
    42 cases detected and tested in the US

    STATE BREAKDOWN OF US CASES: 42

    16 in California
    1 in Massachusetts
    13 in Washington state (includes the 2 fatalities)
    1 in Arizona
    3 in Illinois
    1 in Wisconsin
    2 in Oregon
    2 in Rhode Island
    1 in New York
    2 in Florida


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    Such great timing. I'm just about to go on a tour with a dance/theater group that plays for children.
    So a month of daily exposure to random kids all around the country. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Sweden decided to (fuckin finally) stop all Iranian flights coming here. Damage is most likely already done but at least its stopped.

    Currently I believe we are at 1000 tested, 14 cases detected. No deaths.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    I would create a dragon made out of vaginas. Then I would create a dragon made out of dicks. Then I would have them fight to the death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lowa [NSN] View Post
    Sweden decided to (fuckin finally) stop all Iranian flights coming here.
    A Muslim Ban? Fucking Islamophobes.


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    TX DHS shows 2 quarantined here in San Antonio, but for some reason the CDC isn't counting them as in Texas. They were quarantined when they arrived because they figured they were infected as one came from the cruise ship and one got a flight out of Wuhan. Looks like my prepper friends are gonna be disappointed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alistair View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lowa [NSN] View Post
    Sweden decided to (fuckin finally) stop all Iranian flights coming here.
    A Muslim Ban? Fucking Islamophobes.
    I expect someone to actually make that argument but so far its quiet. Only complain seems to be we should have done it as soon as Iran exploded (so to speak).
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    I would create a dragon made out of vaginas. Then I would create a dragon made out of dicks. Then I would have them fight to the death.

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    Shit's going down in eastern europe as containment fails.

    Spoilered for graphic.
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    In la Hollande we now have 18 cases. 16 of those came from Italy being on holiday or business last week, 2 from Germany.

    Despite walrus his idiotic fear mongering there is no shortage of anything. Facial masks, hand sanitizers, pasta. All available.
    Schopenhauer:

    All truth passes through three stages.
    First, it is ridiculed.
    Second, it is violently opposed.
    Third, it is accepted as being self-evident..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaztick View Post
    TX DHS shows 2 quarantined here in San Antonio, but for some reason the CDC isn't counting them as in Texas. They were quarantined when they arrived because they figured they were infected as one came from the cruise ship and one got a flight out of Wuhan. Looks like my prepper friends are gonna be disappointed.
    Large campaign rallies are going to be great venues to spread the virus.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Candy Crush View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Spaztick View Post
    TX DHS shows 2 quarantined here in San Antonio, but for some reason the CDC isn't counting them as in Texas. They were quarantined when they arrived because they figured they were infected as one came from the cruise ship and one got a flight out of Wuhan. Looks like my prepper friends are gonna be disappointed.
    Large campaign rallies are going to be great venues to spread the virus.

    Trumps over 70 right? wasn't that where the 10-15% risk started?

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    Yes.

    And most of his voters are over 65.

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    Trump vs Sanders final debate, both in quarantine is something worth to see
    The virus returning with a vengeance in the Fall, like the Spanish Flu

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    October Surprise!

    But yes all potential candidates except Warren are closer to 80 than 70. Warren is almost 70.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lowa [NSN] View Post
    Sweden decided to (fuckin finally) stop all Iranian flights coming here. Damage is most likely already done but at least its stopped.

    Currently I believe we are at 1000 tested, 14 cases detected. No deaths.
    Just to add, so far we seem to have full control from where and who these individuals got it from.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    I would create a dragon made out of vaginas. Then I would create a dragon made out of dicks. Then I would have them fight to the death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerWish View Post
    Based pilgrim...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lachesis VII View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by August View Post
    I'd say Isyael is the most likely. Do we have anyone in Washington? If not then Erichknaar since he's in the bay area of CA. I see that as more likely than Joe Appleby.
    I am in Washington, work in Seattle.

    Have had swollen lymph nodes, fatigue, and malaise since Friday. Been on bed rest all weekend, not really feeling any different, but might be starting to develop a dry cough.

    Almost certainly not the coronavirus, but itís a non-zero chance at this point.
    Good luck dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by August View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lachesis VII View Post
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    I'd say Isyael is the most likely. Do we have anyone in Washington? If not then Erichknaar since he's in the bay area of CA. I see that as more likely than Joe Appleby.
    I am in Washington, work in Seattle.

    Have had swollen lymph nodes, fatigue, and malaise since Friday. Been on bed rest all weekend, not really feeling any different, but might be starting to develop a dry cough.

    Almost certainly not the coronavirus, but it’s a non-zero chance at this point.
    Good luck dude.
    Thanks, but am generally unconcerned. Even if I have it, at this point I'm more worried about getting others sick than the personal impact. Cough hasn't gotten any worse the past day (remains super light), other symptoms remain pretty much steady. Only thing that makes me thing I might have been exposed is that I've pretty much been on bed rest since Friday evening, and have gotten neither better nor worse. My experience is that going into rest mode with a cold or flu kicks it pretty quickly, and I'd expect to be feeling better after three days in bed. Fact that my lymph nodes are still swollen and tender suggests my immune system is chewing on something. That it's still happening suggests maybe it's something new?

    :dunno:

    My big concern would be being one of those low-symptom cases that's contagious for a month or something. The potentially long incubation period is a pain in the ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lowa [NSN] View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lowa [NSN] View Post
    Sweden decided to (fuckin finally) stop all Iranian flights coming here. Damage is most likely already done but at least its stopped.

    Currently I believe we are at 1000 tested, 14 cases detected. No deaths.
    Just to add, so far we seem to have full control from where and who these individuals got it from.
    Updated to 24, all had been to northern Italy/contact with someone who had been in northern Italy.
    None of them exhibits major symptoms.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarminic View Post
    I would create a dragon made out of vaginas. Then I would create a dragon made out of dicks. Then I would have them fight to the death.

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