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    Quote Originally Posted by walrus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Frug View Post
    Because I hear refusing orders from Best Korea ends well.
    Execution by mortar or heavy anti-aircraft gun seems quick.
    They need to bring that mortar and heavy anti aircraft gun aboard the plane in case they chicken out mid flight.

    Brings a new dimension to the term explosive decompression

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    Gotta applaud their insanity on that one. Best execution method ever.

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    Wasnt execution by cannon a british thing as well?


    

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeekar View Post
    Wasnt execution by cannon a british thing as well?

    Blowing from a gun I believe. Another great blighty tradition
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    Those damned sepoys had it coming, fucking traitors the lot of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoffl View Post
    Gotta applaud their insanity on that one. Best execution method ever.
    Its not one ZSU (or whatever chicom knockoff it is that they use) either... they have a battery of 6 they use for the purpose apparently.

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    (it is KNDR in russian)

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    i think the best method of killing someone i've ever come across, was some midsomer murders ep.

    guy got tied to the ground, and had large bottles of wine fired at him via trebuchet.

    genius.

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    It occurs to me that they would probably just not even tell the pilots it's a suicide mission. Just tell them the plane is magical and the bomb isn't really a nuke or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frug View Post
    It occurs to me that they would probably just not even tell the pilots it's a suicide mission. Just tell them the plane is magical and the bomb isn't really a nuke or something.
    or just tell them they won the lottery and are free to go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Straight Hustlin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Frug View Post
    It occurs to me that they would probably just not even tell the pilots it's a suicide mission. Just tell them the plane is magical and the bomb isn't really a nuke or something.
    or just tell them they won the lottery and are free to go!
    Diabolical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Straight Hustlin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Frug View Post
    It occurs to me that they would probably just not even tell the pilots it's a suicide mission. Just tell them the plane is magical and the bomb isn't really a nuke or something.
    or just tell them they won the lottery and are free to go *if they want to*!
    Slight change to get a remote bomb delivery system AND root out the dissidents at once. Glorious leader would approve, I'm sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theBlind View Post
    It's the "gimme attention! MEMEMEMEEMMEEM!" time of the best corea year again.
    They bought Dear Leader a headline for his birthday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeekar View Post
    Wasnt execution by cannon a british thing as well?
    Got to keep those dirty sepois in line.


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    South Korean and US forces put on full alert, tass/reuters
    https://twitter.com/tassagency_en/st...58277085995008
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    When I see a bird that walks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck id call it a duck.
    And if the bird denies to be a duck it is a russian duck.

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    So in recent news, Kim Jing-a-ling presented a powerful erection to the world and subsequently ejaculated it into the celestial space above.

    The US counters by proposing to install a metaphorical equivalent high-heel boot in the region to squash any such future displays of prowess that may feature a more fertile payload.

    China is not amused, now please ignore the hundreds (or thousands, whatever it's at this week) of missiles pointed at Taiwan.

    My take on it is that 'Thaad' is a bit of a shitty acronym and that they should have called it Typically Handling Unruly North Korea - or THUNK.

    Because that's also the noise it makes when it (hopefully) reduces their biggest firework into a display of many much smaller fireworks.

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    Oh yeah I forgot to repost this GIF after their launch last week.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    My take on it is that 'Thaad' is a bit of a shitty acronym and that they should have called it Typically Handling Unruly North Korea - or THUNK.
    I don't think THUNK would be that useful against an NK ICBM; a future THUNK-ER missile might do the trick though.

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    Hail to our glorious leader!


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    Heh, they are still playing version with launch tower
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