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    Not bad for leading a squad for the first time...

    But I don't think I can deal with herding the cats so much.

    "SL can we get a rally?"
    "We need a rally!"
    "Enemy in front of me!" (like I can see where your pointing at right now)
    "I'm going off to snipe" (if you choose marksman class on 95% of the maps, you can fuck off)
    "I need a medic!" (of course none of the riflemen want to go medic...and those that do, 50% of them seem to be too scared of blood and wont heal others)
    "RALLY!"
    "Are we defending?" (they usually ignore it and attack anyways, leaving our flag unguarded)
    "I'll go scout" (so they decide to wander off instead of building/defending shit)
    "SL can you unlock this stryker/vehicle?" (followed promptly by how they either flipped it, got it stuck, or died in it)
    "Can we get ammo?" (then don't go full auto on shit 300m away...or at least hit what your shooting at)

    And that's just to name a few.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogbeast View Post

    Not bad for leading a squad for the first time...

    But I don't think I can deal with herding the cats so much.

    "SL can we get a rally?"
    "We need a rally!"
    "Enemy in front of me!" (like I can see where your pointing at right now)
    "I'm going off to snipe" (if you choose marksman class on 95% of the maps, you can fuck off)
    "I need a medic!" (of course none of the riflemen want to go medic...and those that do, 50% of them seem to be too scared of blood and wont heal others)
    "RALLY!"
    "Are we defending?" (they usually ignore it and attack anyways, leaving our flag unguarded)
    "I'll go scout" (so they decide to wander off instead of building/defending shit)
    "SL can you unlock this stryker/vehicle?" (followed promptly by how they either flipped it, got it stuck, or died in it)
    "Can we get ammo?" (then don't go full auto on shit 300m away...or at least hit what your shooting at)

    And that's just to name a few.

    You aren't asserting dominance and as a result your squad are taking advantage of your perceived weakness.

    Try these -

    "Stop bunching up you stupid fucks one grenade and you are a meat salad."

    "why the fuck didn't anyone mention the enemy that shot and killed him, do you want us all to die you fucking pissant?"

    "Who here likes motorbikes?" (Wait for someone to say yes, then...) "Well done, everyone say thanks to <Insert name of motorbike lover here> for volunteering to being our new medic" (Proceed with kick if he doesn't change)

    "Shut the fuck up im trying to have a conversation with command here!" (You don't really need to be having a conversation with command just a good way of shutting people up if their voice is annoying or their content is weak.)

    Also, Ask them about your plan, say for example

    "Guys it looks like we are losing the point at C, so lets stay here and defend B, sound good with you guys?"

    Wait for someone to retort/suggest something else and then MAKE THEM WISH THEY WHERE NEVER FUCKING BORN.

    Try and do this near the start of the map to avoid further insubordination.

    Helps if you make good strategic and tactical decisions, are usually the top scoring squad, and don't sound like a pubescent teen.

    Also pick someone, turn them into the butt of all your jokes, keeps everyone else in line. Helps if its a close friend so they know you are only kidding, if not, pick someone who sounds like a prick anyway.

    Just my 2 pence.

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    Speak to server mods, get clearance to execute bads,

    How I roll, mumblemarines thought it was hilarious, the French that banned us not so much

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    you got banned by the french as well? lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fara View Post
    you got banned by the french as well? lmao
    yeah me and hels
    Quote Originally Posted by Elriche Oshego View Post
    Cullneshi the god of shitposting.

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    #squadgoals

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    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fara View Post
    you got banned by the french as well? lmao
    yeah me and hels
    If you aren't getting periodically banned you aren't instilling discipline properly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bentguru View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Fara View Post
    you got banned by the french as well? lmao
    yeah me and hels
    If you aren't getting periodically banned you aren't instilling discipline properly
    He had it coming.

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    I've seriously forgotten how rage inducing this game is when dealing with bad players and bad squad leaders.


    When I don't SL like 70% of the time I get mad that I have a bad SL that is slow in the head and when I SL I get mad that the other SLs in team are trash.

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    The only thing I hate more than bad SLs is raging SLs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    The only thing I hate more than bad SLs is raging SLs
    If people would listen to fucking orders I wouldn't have to rage

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    Meh, don't get mad.

    Fake mad is ok, cuz y'know, ohshit factor.

    Real mad is for bads.

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