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    beep beep you cunts

    Brand-New Volkswagen Arrives at Dealer and Drops an F-Bomb to America

    A dealership in Rochester, NY had a brand-new, German-built Volkswagen arrive for its pre-sales inspection, and with it came a little message. A message that wasn’t exactly grammatically correct, but the meaning behind it was unmistakable. The message? “Welcome Fuck of USA.”

    I’m pretty sure the message-enterer wanted to say “Fuck off USA” instead of “Fuck of USA,” but I think we get the gist either way. Somewhere between the factory and the dealership, with that vast ocean in between, someone in that chain decided they needed to send the U.S. a clear message of how they felt, so they used the only tool they had available: the customizable welcome message setting deep in the menus of the Multifunction Display. It’s totally possible to do this, if you want.


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    "Microsoft plans new 4K webcams to bring facial recognition to all Windows 10 devices, says report" yeah cause the associated increase in software bloat, let alone having to fork out the dosh for a 4K enabled usb-c webcam twat dongle just so Microcock can build a massive biometric database of all our fucking noggins makes me hard how about you? This won't become problematic at all...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
    beep beep you cunts

    Brand-New Volkswagen Arrives at Dealer and Drops an F-Bomb to America

    A dealership in Rochester, NY had a brand-new, German-built Volkswagen arrive for its pre-sales inspection, and with it came a little message. A message that wasn’t exactly grammatically correct, but the meaning behind it was unmistakable. The message? “Welcome Fuck of USA.”

    I’m pretty sure the message-enterer wanted to say “Fuck off USA” instead of “Fuck of USA,” but I think we get the gist either way. Somewhere between the factory and the dealership, with that vast ocean in between, someone in that chain decided they needed to send the U.S. a clear message of how they felt, so they used the only tool they had available: the customizable welcome message setting deep in the menus of the Multifunction Display. It’s totally possible to do this, if you want.


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    "Microsoft plans new 4K webcams to bring facial recognition to all Windows 10 devices, says report" yeah cause the associated increase in software bloat, let alone having to fork out the dosh for a 4K enabled usb-c webcam twat dongle just so Microcock can build a massive biometric database of all our fucking noggins makes me hard how about you? This won't become problematic at all...
    Nice to have further confirmation that I made the right decision this summer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sparq View Post
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    "Microsoft plans new 4K webcams to bring facial recognition to all Windows 10 devices, says report" yeah cause the associated increase in software bloat, let alone having to fork out the dosh for a 4K enabled usb-c webcam twat dongle just so Microcock can build a massive biometric database of all our fucking noggins makes me hard how about you? This won't become problematic at all...
    Nice to have further confirmation that I made the right decision this summer.
    You bought 4K webcam stock?
    meh

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    its a twatter embed


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    Why not just link the image?:

    Edit: ha, because it doesn't work, possibly some referrer header checking? Double-fuck twitter already

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwNly2rUYAAGLyJ.jpg
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    Idk about that, and i'm fucking stupid.

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    You can blame Android for that one. The way the permission model is/used to be structured means that if you want your game to auto-pause when you receive a call you have to have the permission to make phone calls, because they're the same privilege.

    Or were. I think they're more fine grained now, but shit-tier apps haven't had their codebases updated in donkeys and are designed to run on every phone still in existence.

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    That seems retarded, what if anything else steals focus, like a scheduled alarm?
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    Idk about that, and i'm fucking stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daneel Trevize View Post
    That seems retarded, what if anything else steals focus, like a scheduled alarm?
    Would a scheduled alarm not be handled by the OS itself, as opposed to a separate app?
    "Holy shit, I ask you to stop being autistic and you debate what autistic is." - spasm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordstern View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Daneel Trevize View Post
    That seems retarded, what if anything else steals focus, like a scheduled alarm?
    Would a scheduled alarm not be handled by the OS itself, as opposed to a separate app?
    Shouldn't a phone OS help apps handle phone calls?
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