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    In hoc signo vinces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Appleby View Post
    We have some fun laws still on the books that mandate what happens if we are target of a declaration of war.
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    Quote Originally Posted by erichkknaar View Post
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    We have some fun laws still on the books that mandate what happens if we are target of a declaration of war.
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    A late night in 2023, somewhere deep in the bowels of Germanys' constituary court

    "Hermann...
    "Ja?"
    "It has happened...we hoped the day wouldn't come, but the conditions of special clause '55 have been legally fulfilled.."
    "Mein Gott!"
    "Ja. You know what this means."
    "I never thought I would see the day, but...for Deutschland, it is Škoda Time again isn't it?"
    "Yep."
    "Call ze staff."
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    Hermann is such a retarded name, it literally comes from army (heer) man (mann). Who names their kid army-man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by W0lf Crendraven View Post
    Hermann is such a retarded name, it literally comes from army (heer) man (mann). Who names their kid army-man?
    Prussians?


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    Quote Originally Posted by W0lf Crendraven View Post
    Hermann is such a retarded name, it literally comes from army (heer) man (mann). Who names their kid army-man?
    That's only half of it. In middle German Hermann meant warrior.

    Also it's really old, the old Latin form being Arminius.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Appleby View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by W0lf Crendraven View Post
    Hermann is such a retarded name, it literally comes from army (heer) man (mann). Who names their kid army-man?
    That's only half of it. In middle German Hermann meant warrior.

    Also it's really old, the old Latin form being Arminius.
    Most names if you look back far enough seem silly to us. My real name means "Manly Man"


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    Quote Originally Posted by W0lf Crendraven View Post
    Hermann is such a retarded name, it literally comes from army (heer) man (mann). Who names their kid army-man?
    Looking at my german family: About 20% of germans for several generations.

    Also (apart from you being wrong, see: Joe) I would totally name a kid literally "Army Man" or similar and smile happily as little Bundeswehr is taking his tentative yet swiftly getting more firm steps towards the east.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by W0lf Crendraven View Post
    Hermann is such a retarded name, it literally comes from army (heer) man (mann). Who names their kid army-man?
    Looking at my german family: About 20% of germans for several generations.

    Also (apart from you being wrong, see: Joe) I would totally name a kid literally "Army Man" or similar and smile happily as little Bundeswehr is taking his tentative yet swiftly getting more firm steps towards the east.
    Did we read 2 different posts? How am i "wrong"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatFreddy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by W0lf Crendraven View Post
    Hermann is such a retarded name, it literally comes from army (heer) man (mann). Who names their kid army-man?
    Looking at my german family: About 20% of germans for several generations.

    Also (apart from you being wrong, see: Joe) I would totally name a kid literally "Army Man" or similar and smile happily as little Bundeswehr is taking his tentative yet swiftly getting more firm steps towards the east.
    The German side of the complicated intermarriage network between my wife's German and Austrian family (not joking) living male patriarch is called Adolphus. I doubt that happens too much any more.
    meh

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    Adolphus is regal as fuck. Would hre/10

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    Quote Originally Posted by erichkknaar View Post
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    We have some fun laws still on the books that mandate what happens if we are target of a declaration of war.
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    remove the fuhrer from cryogenic storage and head east

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    Quote Originally Posted by erichkknaar View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by W0lf Crendraven View Post
    Hermann is such a retarded name, it literally comes from army (heer) man (mann). Who names their kid army-man?
    Looking at my german family: About 20% of germans for several generations.

    Also (apart from you being wrong, see: Joe) I would totally name a kid literally "Army Man" or similar and smile happily as little Bundeswehr is taking his tentative yet swiftly getting more firm steps towards the east.
    The German side of the complicated intermarriage network between my wife's German and Austrian family (not joking) living male patriarch is called Adolphus. I doubt that happens too much any more.
    Weird names are popping up again since "Emilism" has gone for too long and people have long run out of the more normal 'fancier' petite bourgeois names along the lines of Lea, Samuel (all old testament names btw., heh) etc.

    An Aldophus would fit right in with a Konstantinus for example and sadly-luckily I forget 99% of the other silly names I hear from time to time.
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    In the US people are naming their children "Khaleesi". Also, samuel and co are much better then the traditional german (language) names, Karl, Franz, Heinz, Peter, Udo, Ingo, Fritz and so on. They are all dreadful, and the girls names are even worse. Ursula, Gundula, Hildegard, Heike, Anke and so on.

    Not that kevin, jacqueline and chantal are much better. (even without the Kevinismus).
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    Quote Originally Posted by W0lf Crendraven View Post
    In the US people are naming their children "Khaleesi". Also, samuel and co are much better then the traditional german (language) names, Karl, Franz, Heinz, Peter, Udo, Ingo, Fritz and so on. They are all dreadful, and the girls names are even worse. Ursula, Gundula, Hildegard, Heike, Anke and so on.

    Not that kevin, jacqueline and chantal are much better. (even without the Kevinismus).
    Meh, tastes differ but I think that most boring common german names like your example are np (seriously, where is your problem with good ol' Karl, for example?) but traditional german womens' names are indeed often unweildy to rather bad.

    It's good that the damage which nazi nomenclature did to everyday language/culture (example: Horst) finally starts to peter out though
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    Quote Originally Posted by W0lf Crendraven View Post
    In the US people are naming their children "Khaleesi". Also, samuel and co are much better then the traditional german (language) names, Karl, Franz, Heinz, Peter, Udo, Ingo, Fritz and so on. They are all dreadful, and the girls names are even worse. Ursula, Gundula, Hildegard, Heike, Anke and so on.

    Not that kevin, jacqueline and chantal are much better. (even without the Kevinismus).
    What's wrong with Kevin? Only asking because I caught this on the beeb earlier...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by W0lf Crendraven View Post
    In the US people are naming their children "Khaleesi". Also, samuel and co are much better then the traditional german (language) names, Karl, Franz, Heinz, Peter, Udo, Ingo, Fritz and so on. They are all dreadful, and the girls names are even worse. Ursula, Gundula, Hildegard, Heike, Anke and so on.

    Not that kevin, jacqueline and chantal are much better. (even without the Kevinismus).
    What's wrong with Kevin? Only asking because I caught this on the beeb earlier...
    Kevin is (and has been for at least generation now) the go-to german chavy name and has an ongoing everyday sociological debate (name<-> person connotation) associated with it

    See: The Strange German Disease Called "Kevinism": Can a Lame Name Mess Up Your Life?
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    All of these names suffer from kevinism, although none as much as kevin and chantal, here with the "proper" german pronunciation.

    Schäröam (Jerome)
    Schanell (Chanel)
    Tschonäsän (Jonathan)
    Schakke-Line (Jacqueline)
    Schayenne ...
    Schanina (Janina)
    Pritani (Brittany)
    Käfn (Kevin)
    Üffes (Yves)
    Fiffiän (Vivian)
    Dschärämie (Jeremy)
    Zindy (Cindy)
    Scheißen (Jason)
    Zändy (Sandy)
    Zelline (Celine)
    Scheyden (Jayden)
    Zven (Sven)
    Kümbäli (Kimberly)
    Zemäntha (Samantha)
    Nänzy (Nancy)
    Däffne (Daphne)
    Tschüstin (Justin)
    Schantal (Chantal)
    Tschiara (Chiara)
    Pazkall (Pascall)
    Mazell (Marcell)
    Dajana (Diana)
    Ssetrick (Cedric)
    Rottscha (Roger)

    (stolen from http://baby.gofeminin.de/forum/dscha...assis-fd671219 )
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    Quote Originally Posted by W0lf Crendraven View Post
    Scheißen (Jason)
    fucking laughed out loud at that, get your fucking rep

    oh god and that list hits so hard...DSCHASDIN! LASS DIE SCHANTAL IN RUH!

    edit: Also, do you frequent gofeminin.de regularly?
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    All of the lines from that article are awesome, but parents talking to their (4 year old) children like " "Schakke-line, komm wech von die Regale, du Arsch!" really do show why kids from poor families do badly in school.
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