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    Movember 2012 Stoffl's Avatar
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    WTB: Homoerotic fanfiction involving 2 european politicians

    Bear with me...I know this is a rather uhm obscure request but who else could do the deed if not my fellow shitheap posters.
    No copypasta, original content.

    Offering 500m. 1b if it's really good(lol)

    Details via pm





    Ps: It's for a "present"
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    you have to specific who in your post for people to consider it
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    Movember 2012 Stoffl's Avatar
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    how is that fucking relevant. Most people won't know who one of them is.
    I'll give the premise to anyone interested *hint* that's what the "Details via pm" part in the OP is about.

    Plus the proud recipient of this upcoming prose masterpiece also reads fhc. So uh, no.
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    After being summoned to the private office of a prominent MEP Geert Wilders was somewhat apprehensive 'Be gentle Nigel... this is my first time.'
    'This is the only way to stop the Muslim hordes Geert.' Nigel Farage said while looking upon his old friend; restrained spread eagled on the f▄ckingde▀k his wife had specially made for him.
    'We are both men of similar views, however there can be no change without action... This is a metaphor Geert. My erect penis is the huge wall I intend to build around not just the UK, but all the land borders of Europe. Your anus represents the porosity of our open border policy.'
    'What are you going to do?' Wilders stated as he started shaking.
    'I will feed you oranges and only oranges.' Nigel stated triumphantly. 'And when you start to shit like you have never shit before I will plug your anus with my cock, symbolising my wall stopping the tide of human filth entering the EU, you will explode but we will remain pure! Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.'


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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    After being summoned to the private office of a prominent MEP crystalline entity was somewhat apprehensive 'Be gentle larkonis... this is my first time.'
    'This is the only way to stop the Muslim hordes crystalline .' larkonis said while looking upon his old friend; restrained spread eagled on the f▄ckingde▀k his wife had specially made for him.
    'We are both men of similar views, however there can be no change without action... This is a metaphor crystalline . My erect penis is the huge wall I intend to build around not just the UK, but all the land borders of Europe. Your anus represents the porosity of our open border policy.'
    'What are you going to do?' entity stated as he started shaking.
    'I will feed you oranges and only oranges.' Larkonis stated triumphantly. 'And when you start to shit like you have never shit before I will plug your anus with my cock, symbolising my wall stopping the tide of human filth entering the EU, you will explode but we will remain pure! Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.'
    Basically
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    Cullneshi the god of shitposting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    After being summoned to the private office of a prominent MEP Geert Wilders was somewhat apprehensive 'Be gentle Nigel... this is my first time.'
    'This is the only way to stop the Muslim hordes Geert.' Nigel Farage said while looking upon his old friend; restrained spread eagled on the f▄ckingde▀k his wife had specially made for him.
    'We are both men of similar views, however there can be no change without action... This is a metaphor Geert. My erect penis is the huge wall I intend to build around not just the UK, but all the land borders of Europe. Your anus represents the porosity of our open border policy.'
    'What are you going to do?' Wilders stated as he started shaking.
    'I will feed you oranges and only oranges.' Nigel stated triumphantly. 'And when you start to shit like you have never shit before I will plug your anus with my cock, symbolising my wall stopping the tide of human filth entering the EU, you will explode but we will remain pure! Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.'
    My reps. You have them.

    @Duck pm sent
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    Movember 2012 Stoffl's Avatar
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    Do it for the glory.
    Do it for the fame.
    But most importantly do it for the isk! That's like what, 20 fitted stilettos?

    :tappin dat talk:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoffl View Post
    Do it for the glory.
    Do it for the fame.
    But most importantly do it for the isk! That's like what, 20 fitted stilettos?

    :tappin dat talk:
    PM me with details. I bet I can do better than Cuckslayer.


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    Movember 2012 Stoffl's Avatar
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    Offer still up m8s
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    You know what I got nothing to do this weekend, PM me the details and i'll have a crack at it. With some light wikipediaing and googling for relevent memes I might even produce something you would actually want to buy.

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    pm sent, yer doing gods work!
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    Was anyone else expecting a humorous edit of some poor newbie's first post?
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    Movember 2012 Stoffl's Avatar
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    I mean at this point......


    I think possible candidates are overthinking the level of quality and character depth required here.
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    Movember 2012 Stoffl's Avatar
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    Ok 1.5b

    COME ON GAIS
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    Ohai I am pur and need to plex, hit me up bb

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    Quote Originally Posted by Savesti Kyrsst View Post
    Ohai I am pur and need to plex, hit me up bb
    does this make you a intellectual whore?
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    I see you have read nietzsche's little known work "beyond boobs and butts".

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    Me loins be aching
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    I can write it but it's gonna cost you. Atleast 150.000$

    You might aswell put the idea on kickstarter.


    When it's done you should post it here


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    Quote Originally Posted by Smarnca View Post
    When it's done you should post it here

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    Movember 2012 Stoffl's Avatar
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    I'm proud to report that in the grand tradition of non-moderation and shitposting in this subforum, nothing came of this gloriours project, despite numerous PMs with "interested parties"

    GFGF WP
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