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    WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE COMING TO THIS THREAD WITH A FIRST POST YOU FUCKING MONGOLID ILL FUCKING END YOU WITH EVERY BAD POST IN MY ARSENAL!!!
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    For the longest time I was wondering which was larger, Keckers.... Your IQ or your shoe size. Thank you for clearing that up for me. It is obvious that your IQ is larger then your shoe size. It may only be by two points, but it is larger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayvenhaus View Post
    For the longest time I was wondering which was larger, Keckers.... Your IQ or your shoe size. Thank you for clearing that up for me. It is obvious that your IQ is larger then your shoe size. It may only be by two points, but it is larger.
    Primary school level retort.

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    He really is trying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy_Lash View Post
    WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE COMING TO THIS THREAD WITH A FIRST POST YOU FUCKING MONGOLID ILL FUCKING END YOU WITH EVERY BAD POST IN MY ARSENAL!!!
    If you are going to attempt to shame and humble me, please do us a favor and remember two things first.

    1) Remember that one does not need to scream to get one's point across. Remember, one needn't spray it to say it.

    2) I didn't come into the "thread" I created it. I came into the "Forum" and created this "thread". Therefore, to berate me for daring to enter my own thread shows a definite cranial-rectal inversion on your part.

    I can tell, just by this single post, that you have a lot of ammunition in your "Bad Post" arsenal.

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    That's funny Keckers, that's the exact same words your mother used when she first saw you.

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    Unlike your mum, who just went silent.


    Because she couldn't talk.



    Because she had my cock in her mouth.

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    He hasn't half moved on from oiling up though
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    I never thought I'd be tempted to negrep someone.

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    Haha, inb4 shitty "clever" retort
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    OP is dumber than snake mittens and so is anyone joining or playing in his corp

    Get fucked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayarr View Post
    Double D industries, It's like you are just asking for it

    Darkdong Deepdick Industries, LLHC (Limited Liability Hybrid Cuckshed), a well fucked and expanding cuckhive in Eve is prepping the bull and we're cumming for you!! We have openings in all orifices, including anus, mouth, ear, urethral sounding, tear duct, body cavity exploration, piercing & filanding as well as preping operations.

    Hetrosexual sex not your cup of tea? Consent a little boring? Are you looking for an exciting cucking outside the norm? We think you've found your place. Darkdong Deepdick Industries (The Double 'D') is looking for you. We're looking for candidates of all skin colours and STDS. Cambodian amputee with Crabs? Perfect! Magic Johnson Lookalike with AIDS to match? Awesome! Genital Mutilation quean from Sudan? Even Better! Whatever your sexual history, whatever your "skill" set, whatever your cucking, The Double 'D' can facilitate your abilityto fulfill that dream.

    Tired of the way you've been ignored by your wife? Tired of everyone stealing your orifice and constantly talking as if you're not there? Tired of the back orifice politics and the feeling that the CEO and his cronies are only using you as the worthless cumdumpster you are? Tired of being told that the only bull they'll give you is a 90 year old negress with barely functional limbs and 1 tit and tell you to charge the big black bull tyrone? The Double 'D' values each and every Cuckquean who joins and we only equip with the best. New cucks, old Cucks, it doesn't matter. Everyone is welcome.

    So, bottom today. We are a new cocuckold conglomerate prepped around one simple premise. Everyone must be sucked off and sheath their meat sword in your boipussy. We are involved i every single aspect of BDSM that you can imagine and we value a nice tight hole over anything else. We are seeking all Cuckings who would like to join in a 'society' that is building an cuckbarn.

    We offer our new bitches access to our std 'Library' to help poz your neg holes as well as used condoms for anyone who can seize the opportunity to wring them out like lemons. We offer a deep dicking to those who join

    If you're interested, if this sound like the place for you, send in your nudes and it will be reviewed in less than 24 hours by one of our specialists. A second round of interviews will take place, normally while waterboarding, and a final decision will be made. If a good fit is found, an offer will be tendeied.

    If you have further questions, please join the Double 'D' Processing channel.
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    Double Dickcock Inthebutt, LLHC (Limited Licking Homo Cocks), a well fondled and exfoliating company in Eve is cucking and we're looking for you!!! We have openings in all departments, 6including mincing, felching, pozzing services, bumhoe reaming, research & development, expanding bumholes, farting operations & male incontinence as well as plain gay sex.

    A non degenerate lifestyle not your cup of tea? Being a female farmer a little boring? Are you looking for an exciting career outside the norm? We think you've found your place. Double Dickcock Inthebutt (The Double 'D') is looking for you. We're looking for candidates of all skill levels and trades. Despicable Mincer in Otakod? Perfect! Retarded Felching Cumguzler from the Messoya system? Awesome! Cuckold penis worshipper from NullSec? Even Better! Whatever your career path, whatever your skill set, whatever your calling, The Double 'D' can facilitate your ability to fulfill that wet dream.

    Tired of the way you've been ignored by your current Corp? Tired of everyone stealing your office supplies and constantly talking as if you're not there? Tired of the back office politics and the feeling that the CEO and his cronies are only using you as cannon fodder? Tired of being told that the only ship they'll give you is a 45 year old Comet with barely any functional armor and 1 hybrid turret and tell you to charge the Titan ahead? The Double 'D' values each and every Capsuleer who joins and we only equip with the best. New Capsuleers, old Capsuleers, it doesn't matter. Everyone is welcome.

    So, bottom line. We are a new corporation built around one simple premise. Everyone has a place and a place for everyone. We are involved in every single aspect of EVE that you can imagine and we value good RP over anything else. We are seeking all Capsuleers who would like to join in a 'society' that is building an Empire.

    We offer our new employees access to our blueprint 'Library' to help up in getting going for themselves, as well as Faction Warfare for anyone who can seize the opportunity. We offer a 4M ISK signing bonus and a 400M Buddy Link program for new Capsuleers.

    If you're interested, if this sounds like the place for you, send in your application and it will be reviewed in less than 24 hours by one of our HR specialists. A second round of interviews will take place, normally over voice chat, and a final decision will be made. If a good fit is found, an offer will be tended.

    If you have further questions, please join the Double 'D' Processing channel.

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    First world problem. Can't make up my mind which corp to apply to.

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    where's xeno when you need him

    oh rite

    u banned him

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    Fuck off shitlord. The stasi needs to disappear you. Filthy fucking commie. Ayyy.

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    Incoming Corp request from sarabando.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayvenhaus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by roigon View Post
    I don't want to be mean or anything, perhaps you are just young or caught up in excitement, but I can't see a single redeeming reason why you would have posted this thread.

    Beyond the rules, even a cursory glance at the eve forums on this site could have told you that your audience is probably not here. Your corp description is vague as fuck, you say you do everything, but the only publicly available source of activity, your killboard, shows that everything apparently doesn't include pvp. Which makes your claim about FW rather dodgy.

    I mean you do know there's places like reddit and the in-game recruitment chats where you can find new players who might be interested in your spiel, right.

    But no, you come to FHC, make a terrible post about your terrible corp then act like an assclown. So even if some unseen lurker was interested he sees your replies and decides you are sperging harder then the average TEST pilot and decides to go elsewhere.
    My age has nothing to do about it, no matter how young or old I may or may not be. And there doesn't need to be a redeeming reason. I read the rules. I saw that a firstposting into this thread would evoke a shitstorm. I know what I did and I know why I did it.

    Fortunately, or unfortunately, you don't know my target audience. And no, I never said we do "Everything", that's an assumption on your part.

    Your mistake is that you assume that I am looking for recruits from the Elite of Eve here on Failheep. But that's ok. Everyone underestimates me, but thank you for playing.
    I'll just jot it down to ill advised excitement then.

    Also your post specifically mentions activity in all departments and then goes to enumerate a few.

    Do try and remember what you write.

    I do have to say your corp impressed me in some capacity. In its apparent passion for losing ships to only the worst corps in eve. Because seriously your loss mails are a who's who list of the most scrubby corps in eve. It's actually rather perplexing how your corp managed that.

    As for the elite of eve. Don't make me laugh, FHC does not lack in scrubs who only manage not to shoot themselves because the game won't let them target their own ship.

    Especially after the influx of Kugu refugees.

    But even the most mentally challenged of these still knows enough to avoid a corp like yours.

    Gl;hf

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