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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayvenhaus View Post
    Thank you for pointing out about reading the rules, cullnean, but, may I suggest, to really make it appropriate and helpful, that you include a link to said rules, thus making me feel that much more lost and retarded that I didn't know where they were at?
    You've got nothing better than 'I Was Only Pretending To Be Retarded'? Because I already linked the rules, that are the top sticky of this forum section...
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    Idk about that, and i'm fucking stupid.

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    Cullneshi the god of shitposting.

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    Ah well. One can only try, right cullnean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jayarr View Post
    Double D industries, It's like you are just asking for it

    Quote Originally Posted by Rayvenhaus View Post
    Double Dickcock Inthebutt, LLHC (Limited Licking Homo Cocks), a well fondled and exfoliating company in Eve is cucking and we're looking for you!!! We have openings in all departments, including mincing, felching, pozzing services, bumhoe reaming, research & development, expanding bumholes, farting operations & male incontinence as well as plain gay sex.

    A non degenerate lifestyle not your cup of tea? Being a female farmer a little boring? Are you looking for an exciting career outside the norm? We think you've found your place. Double Dickcock Inthebutt (The Double 'D') is looking for you. We're looking for candidates of all skill levels and trades. Despicable Mincer in Otakod? Perfect! Retarded Felching Cumguzler from the Messoya system? Awesome! Cuckold penis worshipper from NullSec? Even Better! Whatever your career path, whatever your skill set, whatever your calling, The Double 'D' can facilitate your ability to fulfill that wet dream.

    Tired of the way you've been ignored by your current Corp? Tired of everyone stealing your office supplies and constantly talking as if you're not there? Tired of the back office politics and the feeling that the CEO and his cronies are only using you as cannon fodder? Tired of being told that the only ship they'll give you is a 45 year old Comet with barely any functional armor and 1 hybrid turret and tell you to charge the Titan ahead? The Double 'D' values each and every Capsuleer who joins and we only equip with the best. New Capsuleers, old Capsuleers, it doesn't matter. Everyone is welcome.

    So, bottom line. We are a new corporation built around one simple premise. Everyone has a place and a place for everyone. We are involved in every single aspect of EVE that you can imagine and we value good RP over anything else. We are seeking all Capsuleers who would like to join in a 'society' that is building an Empire.

    We offer our new employees access to our blueprint 'Library' to help up in getting going for themselves, as well as Faction Warfare for anyone who can seize the opportunity. We offer a 4M ISK signing bonus and a 400M Buddy Link program for new Capsuleers.

    If you're interested, if this sounds like the place for you, send in your application and it will be reviewed in less than 24 hours by one of our HR specialists. A second round of interviews will take place, normally over voice chat, and a final decision will be made. If a good fit is found, an offer will be tended.

    If you have further questions, please join the Double 'D' Processing channel.
    I got bored...

    You know lark, you should keep your homophobic homoerotic writings for your therapist. However, if you really, really, really, really, really, really feel the need to do something when a bout of diarrhea of the fingers hits again, please feel free to do so in the future. And sorry, can't give you any points for originality either.

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    Thank you Daneel. I saw the sticky. I read the rules. I fully expected this kind of response. Hell, I woulda been disappointed if it didn't happen. I'm not upset. I'm not whining. I'm rather enjoying watching you group of inbred pig lovers try and say something cohesive.

    I'm disappointed. I had hoped for better.

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    You can multi quote rather than new posting each response
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    Cullneshi the god of shitposting.

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    I know but it's so much for fun this way, don't you think?

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    No. I do not.

    But srs,eveo is better for recruitment than here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jayarr View Post
    Double D industries, It's like you are just asking for it

    Darkdong Deepdick Industries, LLHC (Limited Liability Hybrid Cuckshed), a well fucked and expanding cuckhive in Eve is prepping the bull and we're cumming for you!! We have openings in all orifices, including anus, mouth, ear, urethral sounding, tear duct, body cavity exploration, piercing & filanding as well as preping operations.

    Hetrosexual sex not your cup of tea? Consent a little boring? Are you looking for an exciting cucking outside the norm? We think you've found your place. Darkdong Deepdick Industries (The Double 'D') is looking for you. We're looking for candidates of all skin colours and STDS. Cambodian amputee with Crabs? Perfect! Magic Johnson Lookalike with AIDS to match? Awesome! Genital Mutilation quean from Sudan? Even Better! Whatever your sexual history, whatever your "skill" set, whatever your cucking, The Double 'D' can facilitate your abilityto fulfill that dream.

    Tired of the way you've been ignored by your wife? Tired of everyone stealing your orifice and constantly talking as if you're not there? Tired of the back orifice politics and the feeling that the CEO and his cronies are only using you as the worthless cumdumpster you are? Tired of being told that the only bull they'll give you is a 90 year old negress with barely functional limbs and 1 tit and tell you to charge the big black bull tyrone? The Double 'D' values each and every Cuckquean who joins and we only equip with the best. New cucks, old Cucks, it doesn't matter. Everyone is welcome.

    So, bottom today. We are a new cocuckold conglomerate prepped around one simple premise. Everyone must be sucked off and sheath their meat sword in your boipussy. We are involved i every single aspect of BDSM that you can imagine and we value a nice tight hole over anything else. We are seeking all Cuckings who would like to join in a 'society' that is building an cuckbarn.

    We offer our new bitches access to our std 'Library' to help poz your neg holes as well as used condoms for anyone who can seize the opportunity to wring them out like lemons. We offer a deep dicking to those who join

    If you're interested, if this sound like the place for you, send in your nudes and it will be reviewed in less than 24 hours by one of our specialists. A second round of interviews will take place, normally while waterboarding, and a final decision will be made. If a good fit is found, an offer will be tendeied.

    If you have further questions, please join the Double 'D' Processing channel.



    Quote Originally Posted by Rayvenhaus View Post
    Double Dickcock Inthebutt, LLHC (Limited Licking Homo Cocks), a well fondled and exfoliating company in Eve is cucking and we're looking for you!!! We have openings in all departments, including mincing, felching, pozzing services, bumhoe reaming, research & development, expanding bumholes, farting operations & male incontinence as well as plain gay sex.

    A non degenerate lifestyle not your cup of tea? Being a female farmer a little boring? Are you looking for an exciting career outside the norm? We think you've found your place. Double Dickcock Inthebutt (The Double 'D') is looking for you. We're looking for candidates of all skill levels and trades. Despicable Mincer in Otakod? Perfect! Retarded Felching Cumguzler from the Messoya system? Awesome! Cuckold penis worshipper from NullSec? Even Better! Whatever your career path, whatever your skill set, whatever your calling, The Double 'D' can facilitate your ability to fulfill that wet dream.

    Tired of the way you've been ignored by your current Corp? Tired of everyone stealing your office supplies and constantly talking as if you're not there? Tired of the back office politics and the feeling that the CEO and his cronies are only using you as cannon fodder? Tired of being told that the only ship they'll give you is a 45 year old Comet with barely any functional armor and 1 hybrid turret and tell you to charge the Titan ahead? The Double 'D' values each and every Capsuleer who joins and we only equip with the best. New Capsuleers, old Capsuleers, it doesn't matter. Everyone is welcome.

    So, bottom line. We are a new corporation built around one simple premise. Everyone has a place and a place for everyone. We are involved in every single aspect of EVE that you can imagine and we value good RP over anything else. We are seeking all Capsuleers who would like to join in a 'society' that is building an Empire.

    We offer our new employees access to our blueprint 'Library' to help up in getting going for themselves, as well as Faction Warfare for anyone who can seize the opportunity. We offer a 4M ISK signing bonus and a 400M Buddy Link program for new Capsuleers.

    If you're interested, if this sounds like the place for you, send in your application and it will be reviewed in less than 24 hours by one of our HR specialists. A second round of interviews will take place, normally over voice chat, and a final decision will be made. If a good fit is found, an offer will be tended.

    If you have further questions, please join the Double 'D' Processing channel.
    I got bored...
    very,very special thx to Jayarr Altol,i`m sure he`s nazy parents and he`s KKK Club friends are very proud of him
    If bad posts were supercaps, which alliance would have the most titans in the game?
    "TISHU deserves a mention. Jayarr alone would have a Revenant and a couple of titans."

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    I don't want to be mean or anything, perhaps you are just young or caught up in excitement, but I can't see a single redeeming reason why you would have posted this thread.

    Beyond the rules, even a cursory glance at the eve forums on this site could have told you that your audience is probably not here. Your corp description is vague as fuck, you say you do everything, but the only publicly available source of activity, your killboard, shows that everything apparently doesn't include pvp. Which makes your claim about FW rather dodgy.

    I mean you do know there's places like reddit and the in-game recruitment chats where you can find new players who might be interested in your spiel, right.

    But no, you come to FHC, make a terrible post about your terrible corp then act like an assclown. So even if some unseen lurker was interested he sees your replies and decides you are sperging harder then the average TEST pilot and decides to go elsewhere.

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    Jayarr, TL : DR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayvenhaus View Post
    Jayarr, TL : DR
    very,very special thx to Jayarr Altol,i`m sure he`s nazy parents and he`s KKK Club friends are very proud of him
    If bad posts were supercaps, which alliance would have the most titans in the game?
    "TISHU deserves a mention. Jayarr alone would have a Revenant and a couple of titans."

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    Quote Originally Posted by roigon View Post
    I don't want to be mean or anything, perhaps you are just young or caught up in excitement, but I can't see a single redeeming reason why you would have posted this thread.

    Beyond the rules, even a cursory glance at the eve forums on this site could have told you that your audience is probably not here. Your corp description is vague as fuck, you say you do everything, but the only publicly available source of activity, your killboard, shows that everything apparently doesn't include pvp. Which makes your claim about FW rather dodgy.

    I mean you do know there's places like reddit and the in-game recruitment chats where you can find new players who might be interested in your spiel, right.

    But no, you come to FHC, make a terrible post about your terrible corp then act like an assclown. So even if some unseen lurker was interested he sees your replies and decides you are sperging harder then the average TEST pilot and decides to go elsewhere.
    My age has nothing to do about it, no matter how young or old I may or may not be. And there doesn't need to be a redeeming reason. I read the rules. I saw that a firstposting into this thread would evoke a shitstorm. I know what I did and I know why I did it.

    Fortunately, or unfortunately, you don't know my target audience. And no, I never said we do "Everything", that's an assumption on your part.

    Your mistake is that you assume that I am looking for recruits from the Elite of Eve here on Failheep. But that's ok. Everyone underestimates me, but thank you for playing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayvenhaus View Post
    Everyone underestimates me, but thank you for playing.
    *Unsheathes katana*

    "You made the mistake of underestimating me"

    *teleports behind you*

    "big mistake"

    *cuts you into a hundred pieces*

    *turns his back as pieces fall to the ground*

    "nothing personnel kid"
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Mason
    It is absurd that we are capable of witnessing a 40,000 year old system of gender oppression begin to dissolve before our eyes yet still see the abolition of a 200 year old economic system as an unrealistic utopia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rayvenhaus View Post
    Everyone underestimates me, but thank you for playing.
    *Unsheathes katana*

    "You made the mistake of underestimating me"

    *teleports behind you*

    "big mistake"

    *cuts you into a hundred pieces*

    *turns his back as pieces fall to the ground*

    "nothing personnel kid"
    Oh goody. Now we're emoting in forum posts and RPing. This is awesome. Thanks for playing Keckers.

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    Kill yourself irl ingame

    :tappin dat talk:
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    23/10/17 The Greatreposteninging ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoffl View Post
    Kill yourself irl ingame

    :tappin dat talk:
    No thanks, trying to cut back.

    And thank you for playing!

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    Anyone find the Python Cartel recruitment thread? As I remember it got "edited" and I don't think anyone even noticed, everyone just assumed that was the original post. Was some good shit.

    [EDIT] - Nevermind, fund it. - http://failheap-challenge.com/showth...=python+cartel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayvenhaus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rayvenhaus View Post
    Everyone underestimates me, but thank you for playing.
    *Unsheathes katana*

    "You made the mistake of underestimating me"

    *teleports behind you*

    "big mistake"

    *cuts you into a hundred pieces*

    *turns his back as pieces fall to the ground*

    "nothing personnel kid"
    Oh goody. Now we're emoting in forum posts and RPing. This is awesome. Thanks for playing Keckers.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Mason
    It is absurd that we are capable of witnessing a 40,000 year old system of gender oppression begin to dissolve before our eyes yet still see the abolition of a 200 year old economic system as an unrealistic utopia.

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