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    Quote Originally Posted by Virtuozzo View Post
    Asking a woman who rarely gets as much as 2 minutes to wait for 10 .....

    sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virtuozzo View Post
    Asking a woman who rarely gets as much as 2 minutes to wait for 10 .....

    sure.
    Shots fired ...
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    ...i have no idea whats realy going on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Magnum View Post
    My wife needed her computer so I just now gave up a Cerberus and my +5 implant clone to a calm filament site. I should have been quicker to fix my own laptop :/
    My wallet says thank you repeat customer.

    Well not really im assuming the retarded 'i mined the minerals myself so they are free' crowd is back at work and fotm hac prices crashed allready. Made a few bill tho. Was good while it lasted i guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virtuozzo View Post
    Asking a woman who rarely gets as much as 2 minutes to wait for 10 .....

    sure.
    Holy shit dude.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Virtuozzo View Post
    Asking a woman who rarely gets as much as 2 minutes to wait for 10 .....

    sure.
    Holy shit dude.


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    Yeah well, started a new job recently, now I've got a small legion of semi-sentient research assistants, political interns and the odd former wannabee intel officer and pulling someone's teeth strikes me as more fun by now than bitchslapping my pa to fucking deal with them cause I don't know where these nitwits are found but omfg monkeys are more civilised - so a little bit of steam came out of my ears.

    so oops, did a burn.
    J'ai violé votre vaisseau spatial. C'était amusant....!

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    Given some of the things that people have said to each other in this thread, Virt reminding everyone that root struggles to last 120 seconds before icing the doughnut seems pretty mild
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    I think you mean Dirk, not root.
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    Idk about that, and i'm fucking stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daneel Trevize View Post
    I think you mean Dirk, not root.
    root probably struggles as well ...
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    ...i have no idea whats realy going on...

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    translation challenges ftl - tnx all for the mental imagery of dirk struggling with his root >.<
    J'ai violé votre vaisseau spatial. C'était amusant....!

    EVE once was about internet spaceships. Then those became serious business.
    Now all that is left is serious business, and spaceships are docked for two years till after the Dust of Incarna
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    Dirk’s root is fine the struggle is to please the Mrs so Virt was right a sense and the rest of you were wrong. You were, in a way, the real racists. Let us meditate.

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    I think we need to hear from mrs root
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    The England cricket captain's wife?
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Mason
    It is absurd that we are capable of witnessing a 40,000 year old system of gender oppression begin to dissolve before our eyes yet still see the abolition of a 200 year old economic system as an unrealistic utopia.

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    Yes, let's get to the root of this issue ...
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    ...i have no idea whats realy going on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    I think we need to hear from mrs root
    inflatable plastic doesn't talk, does it?
    J'ai violé votre vaisseau spatial. C'était amusant....!

    EVE once was about internet spaceships. Then those became serious business.
    Now all that is left is serious business, and spaceships are docked for two years till after the Dust of Incarna
    .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virtuozzo View Post
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    I think we need to hear from mrs root
    inflatable plastic doesn't talk, does it?
    Your new job must be really frustrating ...
    Quote Originally Posted by Miep View Post
    ...i have no idea whats realy going on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virtuozzo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Malcanis View Post
    I think we need to hear from mrs root
    inflatable plastic doesn't talk, does it?
    Doesn't complain about headaches either
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul Mason
    It is absurd that we are capable of witnessing a 40,000 year old system of gender oppression begin to dissolve before our eyes yet still see the abolition of a 200 year old economic system as an unrealistic utopia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bartholomeus Crane View Post
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    I think we need to hear from mrs root
    inflatable plastic doesn't talk, does it?
    Your new job must be really frustrating ...
    Inherited the team from a predecessor who sat in a chair without a) mandate, b) network and c) balls.

    First of next month, each and everyone is out. New team is pretty much ready. Got to adore the background checks of modern times. Turns out two play EVE. That'll be interesting. Or all the assesments were fucked up and they turn out to be closet sociopaths.
    J'ai violé votre vaisseau spatial. C'était amusant....!

    EVE once was about internet spaceships. Then those became serious business.
    Now all that is left is serious business, and spaceships are docked for two years till after the Dust of Incarna
    .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virtuozzo View Post
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    I think we need to hear from mrs root
    inflatable plastic doesn't talk, does it?
    Your new job must be really frustrating ...
    Inherited the team from a predecessor who sat in a chair without a) mandate, b) network and c) balls.

    First of next month, each and everyone is out. New team is pretty much ready. Got to adore the background checks of modern times. Turns out two play EVE. That'll be interesting. Or all the assesments were fucked up and they turn out to be closet sociopaths.
    If two of them still play EVE, I'll go with the latter .
    Quote Originally Posted by Miep View Post
    ...i have no idea whats realy going on...

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