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Thread: Squatty Potty: Pooping the Way God Intended

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    Squatty Potty: Pooping the Way God Intended



    Can confirm, squatting to poop is awesome.

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    I'll say this again: That is a damn excellent commercial that will probably be used in business courses for decades to come. Provided they achieve any real degree of success (which I think is good).

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    I can poop just fine
    Quote Originally Posted by The Road to Wigan Pier - George Orwell
    We all rail against class-distinctions, but very few people seriously want to abolish them. Here you come upon the important fact that every revolutionary opinion draws part of its strength from a secret conviction that nothing can be changed.

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    Maybe the Indians have got it right after all?



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    Love it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    I can poop just fine
    Confirming.

    Stop being fat and sit on your ass rather than legs.


    I practice squat pooping for entire summers and can't say it's better. Definitely less comfortable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    I can poop just fine
    Confirming.

    Stop being fat and sit on your ass rather than legs.


    I practice squat pooping for entire summers and can't say it's better. Definitely less comfortable.
    On the annual family road trip to France I always ended up with terrible constipation because I refused to use their 'hole in the ground' squat toilets. Went into one once at a roadside services wearing flip flops.
    'What's that brown patch on the foot plate? Given the low light and general politeness of the Frogs I reckon it must be some rust as a result of chipped enamel. Time to assume the position and squat for England. Nope, some froggy cunt has missed the target and not cleaned up after himself and now my foot is covered in shit.'


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    fucking savages

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    Also why squat when you just lean forward and get the same angle anyway?

    Unless you're a fatty i guess
    Quote Originally Posted by The Road to Wigan Pier - George Orwell
    We all rail against class-distinctions, but very few people seriously want to abolish them. Here you come upon the important fact that every revolutionary opinion draws part of its strength from a secret conviction that nothing can be changed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Also why squat when you just lean forward and get the same angle anyway?

    Unless you're a fatty i guess
    Further away from the ground and thus more likely to shit all over the spot like some sort of French savage?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Larkonis Trassler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    I can poop just fine
    Confirming.

    Stop being fat and sit on your ass rather than legs.


    I practice squat pooping for entire summers and can't say it's better. Definitely less comfortable.
    On the annual family road trip to France I always ended up with terrible constipation because I refused to use their 'hole in the ground' squat toilets. Went into one once at a roadside services wearing flip flops.
    'What's that brown patch on the foot plate? Given the low light and general politeness of the Frogs I reckon it must be some rust as a result of chipped enamel. Time to assume the position and squat for England. Nope, some froggy cunt has missed the target and not cleaned up after himself and now my foot is covered in shit.'
    You treat public toilets as minefields. Always.

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    I just took a dump and I'll tell you something... I need to eat more fiber.
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    look at all these plebs


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    This is a shit thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Also why squat when you just lean forward and get the same angle anyway?

    Unless you're a fatty i guess
    Because your turds gonna hit the rim in the bowl, or worse if explosive diarrhea ?


    Tried a stool to elevate ma legs a couple times for those extra impressive and hard to squeeze out megaturds, notbad.jpg.
    Last edited by Stoffl; October 15 2015 at 06:10:44 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoffl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Keckers View Post
    Also why squat when you just lean forward and get the same angle anyway?

    Unless you're a fatty i guess
    Because your turds gonna hit the rim in the bowl, or worse if explosive diarrhea ?
    You angle the torso, not the butt. Crosshairs steady.


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    ITT: We learn that Razors spine is not attached to his hips, confirming he actually is a caterpillar IRL

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    The ad itself had me shitting bricks.

    This thread's backing up quickly.
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    I find it incredible that a whole country can actually be more retarded than FHC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoffl View Post
    ITT: We learn that Razors spine is not attached to his hips.
    A well-known condition in Russians...

    Last edited by Don Rumata; October 15 2015 at 06:23:59 AM.

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    i'll try this tonight...gona have some sausages for lunch so it's gona be a real deal....
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