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    MLYP

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    Russia has finally developed its own version of a gaydar.


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    Head of RusGuard called Navalny on a duel

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    Head of RusGuard called Navalny on a duel
    Polonium tea at dawn?

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    Saudi Arabia king visits Moscow University to give seven minute speech to students.


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    That might well be the ugliest picture of any university grounds i have ever seen. Goddamn.

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    don't walk on grass still rules

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    Putin says Salisbury poison suspects 'civilians, not criminals':

    "We know who they are, we have found them," Mr Putin said in the far eastern city of Vladivostok.

    "I hope they will turn up themselves and tell everything. This would be best for everyone.


    "There is nothing special there, nothing criminal, I assure you. We'll see in the near future," he added.
    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45494627

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Rumata View Post

    "I hope they will turn up themselves and tell everything. This would be best for everyone.

    meh

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    The pussy riot dude who was streaking during the world cup got polonium'd.

    lol

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    Salisbury poisoning suspects appear on Russian TV, claim they went to England to visit Salisbury's "wonderful cathedral"

    “Our friends had been suggesting for a long time that we visit this wonderful town,” the man identified as Petrov said.

    Boshirov said they had gone to visit Salisbury Cathedral, noting its high spire. “There’s the famous Salisbury Cathedral, famous not just in Europe, but in the whole world,” he said.
    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...ttack-suspects

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    Clearly true, all tourists stay in London for the cheap hotels and then spend their quality vaycay time in the much superior Salisbury.

    Edit: Similarly here.
    Last edited by GeromeDoutrande; September 13 2018 at 01:52:51 PM.

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    Head of RT, who interviewed Salisbury poisoning suspects, implied that they appear to be gay...

    Last edited by Don Rumata; September 13 2018 at 06:40:26 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Rumata View Post
    Head of RT, who interviewed Salisbury poisoning suspects, implied that they appear to be gay...

    Let’s give our broadcast an air of verisimilitude because we’re discussing homosexuality openly and therefore we can’t possibly be an extension of the Russian state.

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    Inb4 outrage: "Why can't two Russian gays just have a simple holiday in England without being randomly accused to be KGB assassins?!?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Rumata View Post
    Inb4 outrage: "Why can't two Russian gays just have a simple holiday in England without being randomly accused to be KGB assassins?!?!"
    there are no homosexuals in russia, those were just two good friends on holiday

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    Russia is a lovely place for gays


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoffl View Post
    The pussy riot dude who was streaking during the world cup got polonium'd.

    lol
    For real? I mean, I fully expected the dude to go "missing" but I have not heard anything about what happened after the streak (havent searched on it admittedly).
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    I would create a dragon made out of vaginas. Then I would create a dragon made out of dicks. Then I would have them fight to the death.

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    He had a stroke or something, probably caused by that 70 day hunger strike he is on if i don't mix up people. Frankly, couldn't care less.

    Now, i know you are one stupid bunch when it comes to russia but there are homos. Loads of them. They just can't have LGBTQ+ marches or kiss on live television. Hope that's enough of a clarification for you.


    Furthermore, two wealthy men having a european tour is a credible story for anyone but russians apparently because we are poor and evil.
    Last edited by RazoR; September 13 2018 at 10:37:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    when it comes to russia but there are homos. Loads of them. They just can't have LGBTQ+ marches or kiss on live television.
    Traveling to England to kill people look at cathedrals is OK though.

    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    Furthermore, two wealthy men having a european tour is a credible story for anyone but russians apparently because we are poor and evil.
    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    Furthermore, two wealthy men having a european tour
    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    two wealthy men...


    I mean, the dude on the left is wearing New Balance! Must be an oligarch or something.
    Last edited by Don Rumata; September 13 2018 at 11:09:14 PM.

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