Armed with bottled baby poo and vomit
Posted von mein Tapashitcunt
2/10/17 Greatposthellpurge never forget
23/10/17 The Greatreposteninging ?
Trump bombs Assad.
Trump friends with Putin.
Does not compute.
Donald Trump to announce $350bn arms deal with Saudi Arabia
Wow,congrats to the Americans,so many jobs will be created
And congrats to the Saudis the toys hh
Bwuahaha
Posted von mein Tapashitcunt
2/10/17 Greatposthellpurge never forget
23/10/17 The Greatreposteninging ?
So here's my prediction.
The special counsel finds lots of dodgy links, but no smoking gun.
Trump achieves little and has lots of little screw ups and tantrums.
Trumps popularity falls even further and the GOP don't do well in midterms, although gerrymandering means the losses aren't too bad.
After the midterms the GOP establishment accept that Pence would be a better president and Trump is persuaded to step down before being pushed, with some Trumpish excuse.
One Yemeni wearing rags and sandals, a 60 year old RPG and one portion of qat is able to out a Saudi convoy of 30 men. With the loss of 2.500.000 in materiél, equipment and training hours. There are twelve Yemenis, minus 1 who is livestreaming it and one who is smoking his hookah. So ten.
Rags $2,50
Sandals $0,75
RPG $300
Qat $0,60
Training $0,20
= $304,05
It will take 14.000 Yemeni attacks to negate this arms deal, if all of it is actually used. However, this arms deal will turn to be much more expensive as they need to install ice cream vending machines in all vehicles.
also, I'm a mathematical genius.
A GREAT and glorious thing it is
To learn, for seven years or so,
The Lord knows what of that and this,
Ere reckoned fit to face the foe -
The flying bullet down the Pass,
That whistles clear: "All flesh is grass."
Three hundred pounds per annum spent
On making brain and body meeter
For all the murderous intent
Comprised in "villainous saltpetre".
And after?- Ask the Yusufzaies
What comes of all our 'ologies.
A scrimmage in a Border Station-
A canter down some dark defile
Two thousand pounds of education
Drops to a ten-rupee jezail.
The Crammer's boast, the Squadron's pride,
Shot like a rabbit in a ride!
No proposition Euclid wrote
No formulae the text-books know,
Will turn the bullet from your coat,
Or ward the tulwar's downward blow.
Strike hard who cares - shoot straight who can
The odds are on the cheaper man.
One sword-knot stolen from the camp
Will pay for all the school expenses
Of any Kurrum Valley scamp
Who knows no word of moods and tenses,
But, being blessed with perfect sight,
Picks off our messmates left and right.
With home-bred hordes the hillsides teem.
The troopships bring us one by one,
At vast expense of time and steam,
To slay Afridis where they run.
The "captives of our bow and spear"
Are cheap, alas! as we are dear.
Sen. Graham just suggested that we should be investigating Hillary's Emails instead.
At least he doesn't want another Benghazi inquiry
Wasnt Donnie pretty loud about Hillary being in Saudi pocket and how they are funding terrorrism?
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