The Onion was there first, but they're gonna have to raise their game. This just reads like a news story now...
http://www.theonion.com/article/area...magines-c-2849
ESCONDIDO, CA—Spurred by an administration he believes to be guilty of numerous transgressions, self-described American patriot Kyle Mortensen, 47, is a vehement defender of ideas he seems to think are enshrined in the U.S. Constitution and principles that brave men have fought and died for solely in his head.
Kyle Mortensen would gladly give his life to protect what he says is the Constitution's very clear stance against birth control.
"Our very way of life is under siege," said Mortensen, whose understanding of the Constitution derives not from a close reading of the document but from talk-show pundits, books by television personalities, and the limitless expanse of his own colorful imagination. ..
It's not his platform.
It's his job.
Try using your job to make an exceedingly public political statement, and let us know how long you stay employed.
It's almost like some folks don't understand the difference between "personal speech" and "speech made while representing/working for a private employer".
Ravens vs Jaguars almost all took the knee or locked arms in solidarity for this mornings game, and were joined by an owner. Lol.
"Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered, those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid. Thus the wise win before they fight, while the ignorant fight to win." - Zhuge Liang
Actually an '06.
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Dust514: Andrelommech
WoT: NorthernNomad
MWO: Loren Ward
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"Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered, those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid. Thus the wise win before they fight, while the ignorant fight to win." - Zhuge Liang
Funny how when some they agree with gets slapped down for expressing their political beliefs in a public capacity it's always freedom of speech freedom of speech mur freedoms.
The real question is if Kapernick is gonna get picked up next season now that it's ok to bend the knee? Cause hes a boss and i need him in for my fantasy team lineup.
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