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    Recruit meh

    Hullo nerds

    I'm ready to start wasting my life playing this game and as such I require a large group of socially awkward neckbeards to take me in , with which no eve experience is complete.

    Interested in all aspects of eve pewpew really ( except you highsec camping / wardec faggots can die in a fire )

    If you think a small gang is less than 40 people then you probably shouldn't mail me.

    If you move around a lot, that would also be a no as I would rather stick my dick in a woodchipper than have to constantly do logstics in this game ever again.


    As for me I am notorious space captain Bonny Shob McBaftoes. I can pretty much fly everything in game. I have over 5k pvp kills most of which are in small gangs. I can also FC when I can be arsed.

    Please mail Bob Shaftoes ingame or post here

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    ROTE KAPELLE

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    timezone? snuff is always interested in non shit people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grarr Dexx View Post
    timezone? snuff is always interested in non shit people
    EU TZ

    Around after 17:00 weekdays and all day weekends

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    sounds like you need to get your snuff on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruri View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaftoes View Post
    If you think a small gang is less than 40 people then you probably shouldn't mail me.
    I lol'ed irl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daneel Trevize View Post
    P.S. mawd, are you actually korean, and do you even have T2 heavy or sentry drones yet?
    Do you think the R0nin don't know your SP deficiency? 1234

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daneel Trevize View Post
    P.S. mawd, are you actually korean, and do you even have T2 heavy or sentry drones yet?
    Do you think the R0nin don't know your SP deficiency? 1234

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    You could come to Snuff if you fancy a change Bob.

    We don't really do a lot of shield faggy shit atm, we are trying to though.

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    No hisec camping/wardecs?

    Ultra small gang?

    Refuse to go roaming/move and just want to get fed kills in one system because logistics is :hard: ?

    I've found the perfect corp for you m8.

    https://zkillboard.com/corporation/319218345/

    You can fap to your killboardstats all day erryday npnp while "owning" noobs in your "small gang."
    It's 2020. Get a grip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    Join Rote Kapelle mate
    We have an EUTZ now DOT DOT DOT
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    Do you even lift? Do you even post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duckslayer View Post
    Join Rote Kapelle mate
    He's used up his return card anyway. :P

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    have you considered http://evewho.com/alli/Green+Orchestra ????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Longdrinks View Post
    You're welcome to join Green Orchestra. Joining requires a non-refundable payment of 10b isk paid into the executor corp (Ben Booley Incorporated) wallet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaftoes View Post
    If you think a small gang is less than 40 people then you probably shouldn't mail me.
    What do you call gang pvp with less than 40 people, if not small gang?
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    lolrote. Oh wait I still have a rote sig, derp.

    Oh and on the small gang thing, ofc a small gang should be less than 40 people but 39 people should not be considered a small gang. If this concept makes your head explode then mission accomplished I guess

    Go kill yourself lords as a general rule. If this cannot be accomplished I am sure we can arrange for another bus with a slightly more competent driver this time. Perhaps cav.

    I'm interested in snuff. Lark and ryry are p chill. I'm also looking at tuskers

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    Hey I'm chill too.

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    lark and ry are basically inactive l0l

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