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    Quote Originally Posted by indi View Post
    Beards are bad.
    But a bit of scruff is hot.

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    Silence wench!

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    I love the beard trend. when I had one in the last I was frowned upon as being a al quada hadji. Now I'm a hipster when I sport one. I just go with my mood to have one or not cuz I can, heavy beard growth means I have a decent one in 3weeks. Grooming is a hitch tho, very high maintenance. Oils are for fags tho and I don't mean the aea kind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Implying only real men have beards, squaddies cant have beards, i will engage in a man contest with any beardy.

    I will break you.

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    Cull, m8, a beard isnt something you grow... its a state of mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Implying only real men have beards, squaddies cant have beards, i will engage in a man contest with any beardy.

    I will break you.

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    Cull, m8, a beard isnt something you grow... its a state of mind.
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    Oil
    Wax
    Clippers
    Styling
    Shears
    Careful arrangement in the mornings
    Conditioner
    Beard combs
    Scissors

    The above is a list of things that you don't need, don't want and should rue the idea of putting near your face.

    You're not a poodle auditioning for crufts, you're a working labrador with a still twitching pheasant in his mouth. You don't even care that you've got blood all over your snout, you *know* you're better than these overgroomed, perfumed show dogs.

    You've made a choice to present yourself as someone who has respect for himself, you aren't vain, you aren't shallow. You're a man with a fucking beard and everyone can see it.

    The only things you need to grow the best beard you can is testosterone and confidence.

    Source: a man with a beard and mild testosterone poisoning.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoffl View Post
    Silence wench!
    and then silence. Fucking spantards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aea View Post

    But a bit of scruff is hot.
    The game of life. This is of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Legionnaire View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Aea View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by indi View Post
    Beards are bad.
    But a bit of scruff is hot.


    hawt. I can grow this kind of thing, but the in-between month or so is just full creeper status.
    I trust that you mean it takes you that long to grow the moustache... and not the rest of the scruff.
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    Confirming that men have beards.
    I was somewhere around Old Man Star, on the edge of Essence, when drugs began to take hold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Cull, m8, a beard isnt something you grow... its a state of mind.
    You have a beard.

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    I have pretty good beard growing capabilities but I always trim and keep it at 3-7 days old. Tried shaving for interviews, everyone says I look better with beard.

    Can we start posting actual advice and such, I don't really know how I'm supposed to grow proper beard. When to trim, where, itching when it gets past the one week mark etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrehl View Post
    I have pretty good beard growing capabilities but I always trim and keep it at 3-7 days old. Tried shaving for interviews, everyone says I look better with beard.

    Can we start posting actual advice and such, I don't really know how I'm supposed to grow proper beard. When to trim, where, itching when it gets past the one week mark etc.

    o7
    I have one piece of advice for you that will make all the things you list above effortless:

    Man the fuck up.

    If you're too vain to just let it happen and too weak to get past the "itchy phase" then you don't deserve a beard. Beards are for men, not metrosexual faggots.


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    Quote Originally Posted by I Legionnaire View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by indi View Post
    Beards are bad.
    But a bit of scruff is hot.


    hawt. I can grow this kind of thing, but the in-between month or so is just full creeper status.
    Paedostache stage takes balls, agreed


    Sadly I can't crow a glorious stache like that. :/ It gets thicker and longer but never as thick and rich as my sideburns/neckbear/chin/goatee-area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuackBot View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Cull, m8, a beard isnt something you grow... its a state of mind.
    You have a beard.
    Thanks m8, you too

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    Brown hair but gingerish beard crew checking in. Still more fun than shaving daily.

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    I once head butted a man while holding his beard.

    True story
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrehl View Post
    I have pretty good beard growing capabilities but I always trim and keep it at 3-7 days old. Tried shaving for interviews, everyone says I look better with beard.

    Can we start posting actual advice and such, I don't really know how I'm supposed to grow proper beard. When to trim, where, itching when it gets past the one week mark etc.

    o7
    http://www.beards.org/grow.php

    there you go

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    You really need advice on something that happens naturally? If it looks terrible when it grows in, shave it off, try again in a few months. Simples.

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    yeah dude make sure you get lots of beard oil and use it on your beard to keep it oiled
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