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    The Beard & Shaving thread

    So I couldn't find a thread on this and decided to start one. Mandatory beard pics will come when I get home tonight. I've decided to grow a full beard from the short trimmed goatee I had going previously.

    Not surprisingly the existing well-bearded areas of my face have rapidly grown and are nice and thick, the cheeks however are taking FOREVER to grow a good density.

    Does anyone have some good tips on:

    * Stimulating beard growth
    * Opinions on beard oil and the sort
    * Beard grooming in general

    Saw a guy on the bus with an AMAZING full on beard, expertly groomed, should have asked him heh.
    Last edited by Rami; May 13 2014 at 03:18:41 PM.


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    Paging Paradox to the thread for space viking beard grooming tips.

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    My wife won't let me grow a beard

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    Anyone who writes the sentence "real men bla bla bla" is a fat nerdshit
    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus
    whats tyhe appear of a shnitifuck cu nt eve onlio9ne corpotraTION DICKOLHEAD FUCKIN AS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Flare View Post
    Anyone who writes the sentence "real men bla bla bla" is a fat nerdshit
    you're just envious of my beard
    17:42 <QuackBot> Tekai, i have to say that you have autism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rami View Post
    the cheeks however are taking FOREVER to grow a good density.
    You either have it or you don't, wishing for it won't help it grow. Just accept it as is vOv

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    Quote Originally Posted by tekai View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Flare View Post
    Anyone who writes the sentence "real men bla bla bla" is a fat nerdshit
    you're just envious of my beard
    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus
    whats tyhe appear of a shnitifuck cu nt eve onlio9ne corpotraTION DICKOLHEAD FUCKIN AS

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    Facial pubic hair on cheeks spotted

    Exactly why I don't bother growing a full beard, would look similar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoffl View Post
    Facial pubic hair on cheeks spotted

    Exactly why I don't bother growing a full beard, would look similar.
    It's cause I shave that bit, I just haven't for a few days. The line where thick growth is is where I shave down to.
    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus
    whats tyhe appear of a shnitifuck cu nt eve onlio9ne corpotraTION DICKOLHEAD FUCKIN AS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Flare View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Stoffl View Post
    Facial pubic hair on cheeks spotted

    Exactly why I don't bother growing a full beard, would look similar.
    It's cause I shave that bit, I just haven't for a few days. The line where thick growth is is where I shave down to.
    Yeah, yeah likely story pubeface.

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    If I remember I'll take another picture whenever I can be bothered to tidy it up again. I need to trim the edges as well, they're getting raggedy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus
    whats tyhe appear of a shnitifuck cu nt eve onlio9ne corpotraTION DICKOLHEAD FUCKIN AS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Flare View Post
    If I remember I'll take another picture whenever I can be bothered to tidy it up again. I need to trim the edges as well, they're getting raggedy.
    the most annoying thing, the raggedy edges
    17:42 <QuackBot> Tekai, i have to say that you have autism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tekai View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Flare View Post
    If I remember I'll take another picture whenever I can be bothered to tidy it up again. I need to trim the edges as well, they're getting raggedy.
    the most annoying thing, the raggedy edges
    especially if you don't have a proper beard trimmer and are using a normal electric razor very very very very carefully.
    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus
    whats tyhe appear of a shnitifuck cu nt eve onlio9ne corpotraTION DICKOLHEAD FUCKIN AS

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    I've binned 3 electrical shavers/trimmers a couple months ago, so much crap available..

    Cut it down to a Braun shaver and a Phillips bodygroomer - which I also use for trimming.

    Still prefer a wetshave though, but getting tired of the shitty mach XXX systemshaver heads.
    One of these days I'll get a proper oldschool safety razer and silver tip badger brush.
    There will be blood.

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    Implying only real men have beards, squaddies cant have beards, i will engage in a man contest with any beardy.

    I will break you.

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    Cullneshi the god of shitposting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cullnean View Post
    Implying only real men have beards, squaddies cant have beards, i will engage in a man contest with any beardy.

    I will break you.

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    Lol. Beardless man talk. Right.










    :P


    

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    Bearded man checkin' in.

    Will post pics when I cba to dig out my laptop for webcam, altho there is an old pic of my beard from 1-2 years ago in some general thread.

    I am a Lamborghini tractor.

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    "man"

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    Based on a sample size of me, a beard makes you look like a crazy homeless person.

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    Beards are bad.

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