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    Quote Originally Posted by Grendelfreak View Post
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    How many aliens does it take to change a light bulb?
    All three of them, can't be more since there are only three alien movies!
    Misspelt two there mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rufuske View Post
    Just saw Alien. What a monumental piece of shit. It does more damage to franchise than prequels did to Star Wars. I honestly think Scott has dementia. If you liked this colossal turd you have terrible taste and apparently as much idea what made original awesome as Ridley.

    I'm getting worried about Blade Runner.
    I haven't seen the film but is the plot that terribad? From the premise the plot looks okish at a first impression. Human colonists sets out to find a new home and future for themselves only to be horrible murderized by organic food blenders scurrying about on an eery planet.

    And an autistic robot.

    Seems fine to me!

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    prometheus also started out ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    prometheus also started out ok
    it had some bad moments

    but as bad to the franchise as SW prequels was to the SW franchise?

    common

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    i think the prequels were ok

    bar the toadies in general, jarjar in particular, pretty bad anakin perfomance and palputin's flimsy grand plan hinging on a confused teenager


    but then i am not an SW fanboi
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    Quote Originally Posted by helgur View Post
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    prometheus also started out ok
    it had some bad moments

    but as bad to the franchise as SW prequels was to the SW franchise?

    come on

    I know what you mean. Alien was already a tired joke of a franchise by the time Prometheus came out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazoR View Post
    i think the prequels were ok

    bar the toadies in general, jarjar in particular, pretty bad anakin perfomance and palputin's flimsy grand plan hinging on a confused teenager


    but then i am now an SW fanboi
    So apart from the plot, characters and performances it was pretty good!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lancehot View Post
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    prometheus also started out ok
    it had some bad moments

    but as bad to the franchise as SW prequels was to the SW franchise?

    come on

    I know what you mean. Alien was already a tired joke of a franchise by the time Prometheus came out.

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    Alien and Aliens are two of the finest films of all time. OF ALL TIME. Alien is a masterpiece.

    The rest of the lot, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
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    Having not even seen the movie yet, and with each passing comment less willing to do more than visit the piratebay for it, I think the real problem with the latest Aliens movie is that the only thing it adds to the Aliens story is David killing off the last heroine and everything else on the planet as well for no real reason. And, since I now know the ending from the interwebs, I also know that it looks like yet another movie heroine will die for no reason in the next one. Apart from that, nothing. The usual Ridley Scott nonsense of utterly dumbfuck characters who neither use any of their future high-tech to survey, i.e. do some fucking reconnaissance before running around like gullible 5 year olds, or make any sensible decisions once they've already fucked up.

    Ridley, you shitcock, here's an idea: make the characters competent and the aliens as well. Make the fight hard for both sides. Here's an even better idea: give up on making films. Let others make Sci Fi. Maybe someone somewhere will make a script with believable aliens and a decent story. One can always hope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by helgur View Post
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    prometheus also started out ok
    it had some bad moments

    but as bad to the franchise as SW prequels was to the SW franchise?

    come on

    I know what you mean. Alien was already a tired joke of a franchise by the time Prometheus came out.

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    Work is literally paying me to see Covenant tomorrow, with the tickets paid by VMWare, so whatever.


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    Alien is indeed a masterpiece.

    When you stop expecting michelangelo to produce something as impressive as the artwork in the sixteenth chapel for the 4th time, and just enjoy his other work for what they are - impressive and enjoyable in their own right. You might not come out as a David in your views of his other works.

    (As in David the autistic robot, not David the marble jew)

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    Quote Originally Posted by helgur View Post
    Alien is indeed a masterpiece.

    When you stop expecting michelangelo to produce something as impressive as the artwork in the sixteenth chapel for the 4th time, and just enjoy his other work for what they are - impressive and enjoyable in their own right. You might not come out as a David in your views of his other works.

    (As in David the autistic robot, not David the marble jew)
    psst, it's sistine chapel, and ridley scott is no michelangelo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lancehot View Post
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    prometheus also started out ok
    it had some bad moments

    but as bad to the franchise as SW prequels was to the SW franchise?

    come on

    I know what you mean. Alien was already a tired joke of a franchise by the time Prometheus came out.
    Oh, yeah. I kinda forgot about those

    Thank you for reminding me


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    Quote Originally Posted by thebomby View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by helgur View Post
    Alien is indeed a masterpiece.

    When you stop expecting michelangelo to produce something as impressive as the artwork in the sixteenth chapel for the 4th time, and just enjoy his other work for what they are - impressive and enjoyable in their own right. You might not come out as a David in your views of his other works.

    (As in David the autistic robot, not David the marble jew)
    psst, it's sistine chapel, and ridley scott is no michelangelo.
    and an analogy isn't a literal comparison, but let's not get bogged down with things like that and who called the sexclub chapel the sixteenth chapel
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebomby View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by helgur View Post
    Alien is indeed a masterpiece.

    When you stop expecting michelangelo to produce something as impressive as the artwork in the sixteenth chapel for the 4th time, and just enjoy his other work for what they are - impressive and enjoyable in their own right. You might not come out as a David in your views of his other works.

    (As in David the autistic robot, not David the marble jew)
    psst, it's sistine chapel, and ridley scott is no michelangelo.
    Well with the amount of frothing the usual shits are doing about this one might think so.

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    the is indeed a lot of excessive loin froth in this thread

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    bah

    Space horror is the cesspit of sci fi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lancehot View Post
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    prometheus also started out ok
    it had some bad moments

    but as bad to the franchise as SW prequels was to the SW franchise?

    come on

    I know what you mean. Alien was already a tired joke of a franchise by the time Prometheus came out.
    This is still a better Alien movie than Covenant!

    I also forgot the BIGGEST FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    you see things from the Aliens fucking POV!!!!!

    its a good looking movie 90% of the time but the CGI is crappy and there is no practical effect dribbly alien teeth moment which is like THE alien moment.

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