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    Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    Clann Fian is recruiting once again, we currently have many positions available in our orgy.

    We are one of the gayest W-space corps in EVE.

    What we have:

    Multiple wspace systems under our control allowing various options for bumlove

    An established group of faggots, of different specializations and preferred sexual acts, to work with, and learn from.

    A flexible crew system that allows you to decide who you do and what you work with.

    The best mix of PENISvPROSTATE and PENISvENEMA/Industry/WhoringyourselfoutforIsk+ available in Eve.

    No mandatory corporate ops or duties (aside from sucking the CEO's cock, which we have a rota for). Participate where, when, and how we choose.

    Billions(!) of isk in PvE sites and ABC ore mining available 23/7 from our many systems. Of course, you won't get this ISK. Unless you've got a really tight ass and no gag reflex.

    Experienced pilots who will be happy to help you learn how to profit from performing acts that make you want to kill yourself.

    What we do:

    Make billions of sperm die every day.

    Drop everything and suck anyone who enters our space.

    Keep pushing the envelope on fun. That is to say, we don't have any.

    Occasionally defend a system of ours or an alliance corp or kill a POS when everyone is tired of sucking.

    Who we are looking for:

    Low drama, active, and patient pilots. Preferably no aversion to the taste of jizz.

    High SP or Low SP pilots who are reasonable and mature human beings (don't want to get in trouble with Chris Hansen)

    Pilots who work well with others and understand bukakke is a team sport.

    What we are not looking for:

    Trial Accounts.

    Impatient or lazy whores.

    Anyone with a strong gag reflex.

    Rude, disrespectful children, regardless of your RL age. (Chris Hansen)

    Advice about how we should really do things, based on your hours in EFT while floating in a highsec station. We have already worked out all the optimal ways to fellate fellow pilots, your opinions are not wanted.

    Requirements to be a member:

    Vent is required for all pilots during any op in our systems.

    Read and keep up with our forums so you are not asking questions that have already been answered, and are up to date on corporate policies and goals.

    Be willing to learn and implement our corp systems and procedures before telling us how to change them.

    We are a tight group, we have billions in w-space resources available all the time and systems that let our pilots benefit from them.

    We are more interested in the human being behind the toon and growing together as a corp.

    If you think you are the smartest person in the room and need to prove it to everyone every day, look for a different corp.

    If you are interested in being part of a deadly and organized fighting force with long term goals and advancement apply here:

    http://clann.guildlaunch.com

    http://clann.eve-kill.net

    A vent interview will be required before acceptance, and in-game applications are ignored unless we have told you to submit them.
    If you have any questions please join our public channel:

    CLANN Fian Public
    All time zones are recruiting.

    Scanning skills required.

    The Corp is structured to incorporate a 10% tax on all operations in wormhole space, however the scale slides, based on the number of people involved on the op. The more you cooperate, the less the corp takes.

    The Corp will make available upon request, a small pos for any individual recruit, should they be concerned with security. The recruit is responsible for paying the fuel costs.

    There is a one month recruit period, after which you must have five (5) members, sponsor you for full membership.

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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    first

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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    Quote Originally Posted by sofia roseburn
    If you've just registered to post here, your thread is fair game for rape in all orifices.
    RAPE RAPE RAPE


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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    Nah I have been lurking about for a while, just never really had a reason to post before. Thanks for the free bumps though.

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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    Waiting for Dark Flare comedy edit
    Quote Originally Posted by joe space View Post
    burning straight up when surrounded by bad guys... when you explode you will be a rising beautiful testament to el33t pvp escaping into the ether above those beneath you and they will immediately realize, upon viewing your bold presence above them, their inferiority and they will feel bad for what they done.
    EVE: Raz Lictor
    WoT: ArmoredPie

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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!



    Pretty much says it all.

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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    i gave you an internet to see how your sig worked and nothing changed!

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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    Quote Originally Posted by stormyfs-shitpoastin


    Pretty much says it all.

    lol, that's the alliance we recently left. Just haven't removed the campaign from the KB.

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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    These guys saw one of our hounds recloaking today and ended their mining op.
    Skill training online: Daesis Wrack
    Everything else: Cosmic Osmo

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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    Quote Originally Posted by Raz
    Waiting for Dark Flare comedy edit
    Heh.


    Quote Originally Posted by Doomed Predator
    Sofia Roseburn; quiet, well mannered librarian by day; blood crazed, psychotic demigod by night.

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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    If you were a superhero you'd be The Incredible Fucktard with your ever-ready sidekick Douchetard Boy. Together, you fight intelligence and common sense where you go.

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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    7 Ships killed (0.07B ISK) 23 Ships lost (1.89B ISK)

    Also, Griefwatch Killboard? I think not.

    Do us a favour and get one of your carriers (i assume you're competent enough to have some. may be my bad) tackled by hole plunderers so i can whore onto the kill just to make you look bad.
    The above post is probably derp, and you might want to ignore it.


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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    This thread is going places, I can tell.


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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    nice

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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    Holy fuck that's a long post you cockgobbler, it's going to take me at least 10mins to edit and the gf is in bed and complaining. Fuck you

    Edit: Should've read the post before complaining. wp Sofia. Still missing the word penis from half the lines though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus
    whats tyhe appear of a shnitifuck cu nt eve onlio9ne corpotraTION DICKOLHEAD FUCKIN AS
    whispous: my fav bit is when he just whips it back and forth quickly
    whispous: BAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAAAAAAAAAA BWAAAAAAAAAAAH... BWABWABWABWABWA

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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    Drop everything and grope anyone who enters our space.
    Intriguing.
    I tried to be cool and all I got was a lousy warning about my sig being too big.

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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    Fixed.

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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    Re-fixed. Though I only did half the post because I got really fucking bored. Christ your recruitment post sucks.
    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus
    whats tyhe appear of a shnitifuck cu nt eve onlio9ne corpotraTION DICKOLHEAD FUCKIN AS
    whispous: my fav bit is when he just whips it back and forth quickly
    whispous: BAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAAAAAAAAAA BWAAAAAAAAAAAH... BWABWABWABWABWA

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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    Quote Originally Posted by joe space
    i gave you an internet to see how your sig worked and nothing changed!
    you need to push butan then refresh. i'm guessing auto-refreshing broked their servers so they stopped it.

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    Re: Clann Fian open recruitment, join us in wspace!

    Well he has locked the post this time so I couldn't re-edit it again.

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