Clann Fian is recruiting once again, we currently have many positions available in our orgy.
We are one of the gayest W-space corps in EVE.
What we have:
Multiple wspace systems under our control allowing various options for bumlove
An established group of faggots, of different specializations and preferred sexual acts, to work with, and learn from.
A flexible crew system that allows you to decide who you do and what you work with.
The best mix of PENISvPROSTATE and PENISvENEMA/Industry/WhoringyourselfoutforIsk+ available in Eve.
No mandatory corporate ops or duties (aside from sucking the CEO's cock, which we have a rota for). Participate where, when, and how we choose.
Billions(!) of isk in PvE sites and ABC ore mining available 23/7 from our many systems. Of course, you won't get this ISK. Unless you've got a really tight ass and no gag reflex.
Experienced pilots who will be happy to help you learn how to profit from performing acts that make you want to kill yourself.
What we do:
Make billions of sperm die every day.
Drop everything and suck anyone who enters our space.
Keep pushing the envelope on fun. That is to say, we don't have any.
Occasionally defend a system of ours or an alliance corp or kill a POS when everyone is tired of sucking.
Who we are looking for:
Low drama, active, and patient pilots. Preferably no aversion to the taste of jizz.
High SP or Low SP pilots who are reasonable and mature human beings (don't want to get in trouble with Chris Hansen)
Pilots who work well with others and understand bukakke is a team sport.
What we are not looking for:
Impatient or lazy whores.
Anyone with a strong gag reflex.
Rude, disrespectful children, regardless of your RL age. (Chris Hansen)
Advice about how we should really do things, based on your hours in EFT while floating in a highsec station. We have already worked out all the optimal ways to fellate fellow pilots, your opinions are not wanted.
Requirements to be a member:
Vent is required for all pilots during any op in our systems.
Read and keep up with our forums so you are not asking questions that have already been answered, and are up to date on corporate policies and goals.
Be willing to learn and implement our corp systems and procedures before telling us how to change them.
We are a tight group, we have billions in w-space resources available all the time and systems that let our pilots benefit from them.
We are more interested in the human being behind the toon and growing together as a corp.
If you think you are the smartest person in the room and need to prove it to everyone every day, look for a different corp.
If you are interested in being part of a deadly and organized fighting force with long term goals and advancement apply here:
A vent interview will be required before acceptance, and in-game applications are ignored unless we have told you to submit them.
If you have any questions please join our public channel:
CLANN Fian Public
All time zones are recruiting.
Scanning skills required.
The Corp is structured to incorporate a 10% tax on all operations in wormhole space, however the scale slides, based on the number of people involved on the op. The more you cooperate, the less the corp takes.
The Corp will make available upon request, a small pos for any individual recruit, should they be concerned with security. The recruit is responsible for paying the fuel costs.
There is a one month recruit period, after which you must have five (5) members, sponsor you for full membership.