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    Quote Originally Posted by Constantinus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Torashuu View Post
    Little gem I found, probably old still made me smile.
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    It also needs "If the 262 would have been produced earlier zhen zhe Reich would have won zhe war" and the closely related "If it wasn't for Hitler's incompetence/stalling/funny little mustache, then zhe Reich would have won zhe war".
    I'm a fan of "If the Norsk Hydro raid hadn't happened, Hitler would have nuked the US, Britain, and Russia first." if we're going for implausibly stupid scenarios.

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    I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those Thukkers, that way I wouldn't have to have any goddamn stupid useless conversations with anybody.
    Failing the Voight-Kampff test, one tortoise at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ophichius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Constantinus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Torashuu View Post
    Little gem I found, probably old still made me smile.
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    It also needs "If the 262 would have been produced earlier zhen zhe Reich would have won zhe war" and the closely related "If it wasn't for Hitler's incompetence/stalling/funny little mustache, then zhe Reich would have won zhe war".
    I'm a fan of "If Kirk Douglas hadn't happened, Hitler would have nuked the US, Britain, and Russia first." if we're going for implausibly stupid scenarios.

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    FYP

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    Awww yisss, Jagdpanther goes 30 kph in reverse. Gonna slap a french flag on it!

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    on test server, crews added


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    awesome
    In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? ... At least it is true that man has no control; even over his own will.

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    Playing russian on t4 is the most masochistic experience i had since i ran 10 meters last week

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    Ive been doing fine in the 34-85, is life in the t44 that bad?

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    Its a T34-85 with a smaller profile, more ammorack and facing more ferdi/KT. Chance of winning a round appears inversly proportional to number of t44 drivers. (Moar 122mms the better)

    Just to paint a picture, in all tanks I've unlucked I have been anoyed at the lack of Fire extinguisher and/or Spare parts at the start. T44 for me is the one that took the most games to unlock those two components and I have never felt like I missed them.

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    pzkpfw.38t is best t1 german tank

    dat gun <3

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    wrong

    battleflak best tank

    at killing hoggberts

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    i meant an actually useful tank

    anything kills hoggberts :3

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    Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I'm unfolding my Tesseract Labyrinth he comes in and is all "Funny how you can get into a toy, but not into a Necrontyr babe's pants" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

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    Fucking shermans jesus christ. You'd think with a 2.7 BR they won't be pitted 1:1 against 2.3 A-34.
    At least i got my SU-122... Time for some payback.

    Most epic battle i have had yet. Got left with a sherman mano e mano, faggot is spamming arties and plays peakaboos. I miss him two times. My superior mobility almost saves me but then... The timer runs out and gives us a win by 300 points.

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    replay

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    Downloading the update at a blazing fast 50 kB/s for some reason.
    Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I'm unfolding my Tesseract Labyrinth he comes in and is all "Funny how you can get into a toy, but not into a Necrontyr babe's pants" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

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    Fucking T-50's how do they work?

    Shooting point blank at the side of their turret and nothing happens.

    40mm of Stallinium that's what.
    Assholetep is such an asshole. Every time I'm unfolding my Tesseract Labyrinth he comes in and is all "Funny how you can get into a toy, but not into a Necrontyr babe's pants" and winks and laughs all the way down the stasis chamber. What an asshole.

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    yup, don't worry though, its the only russian med/light that does it. I hear applying 75mm HEAT works well enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torashuu View Post
    yup, don't worry though, its the only russian med/light that does it. I hear applying 75mm HEAT works well enough.
    ccccccccccccccccccccccc

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    The amounts of bads oh my god.

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