Do isd people get paid?THIS IS MUFFINSREVENGER FOR BBC NEWS, WITH THE EVENING REPORT AND BREAKING NEWS.
Friday afternoon (‘bout tea ‘o clock) the Korean menace, team kimchi, attacked vital infrastructure of the SNUFFED OUT alliance in Nennamaila, putting it into reinforced for their strategic allies GALLENTE FEDERATION.
The Gallente federation formed maximum number of pilots for the operation, promising a massive fights and pulled out ALL STOPS to maximise their attendance.
SNUFFED OUT, understanding the challenge for what it was, formed up maximum number of spaceships and prepared to face the onslaught.
At 19:30 EVE international time the Gallente federation had a total of 250 space pilots standing by, with a fleet composed of a hundred battleships and another
A directional scan of the hostile fleet has been provided by an anonymous source: http://www.eveintel.im/dscan/r/AS8UeVWIe00
The snuffbox forces, unimpressed by the girth of the Gallente fleet and disgusted by the heavy amount of electronic warfare ships (21 celestis, 3 blackbirds, 8 griffins and 4 mauluses), was at this point outnumbered 3:1, yet despite this refused to step down from the challenge.
A heathy number of battleships (20), backed by a wing of archon class carriers were formed (with the fleet topping out at 100), and as the Gallente forces landed on field they committed to the grid (a picture of the event has been immortalised by the CCP ISDIC corespondents: https://twitter.com/EVEOnlineISDIC/s...91099387281408)
Imideatly, the gallente ewar spread out as a carpet over the brave defenders, and wittering hostile fire was laid against its battleships, however superior training and coordination allowed the defenders to fight back.
A few Gallente battleships were destroyed outright, soon joined by more of their fellows as the Gallente ewar redoubled their efforts to knock our the defenders carriers.
Their efforts turned out to be fruitless however, and with more and more Gallente battleships being turned to paste by the focused firepower of battleships and carriers, the Gallente called an early retreat.
The defenders annihilated the unfortunate souls still tackled, and proceeded to move their combat ships away from the grid, having saved the objective for no on-grid combat losses what so ever.
The word from Snuffboxmember Redrector about the whole ordeal was: "Redrector> literally how the fuck"
One of the vanquished Gallente Faction warfare pilot named Raynor Oskold had this to say about the event: “snuff, killing gudfites since 2014, literally the cancer that is rotting Eve from the inside out”
The defenders have chosen to interpret this as “Good fight, let’s do that again sometime!”
Video from one of the archon pilots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txWD-zzcYm8
For now, this is Muffisrevenger, reporting live for BBC news from the low security space frontlines in Nennemeila.
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