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[EntroX]

you are just jealous

[Amantus]

fuck that shit

[Dark Flare]

haha you fucking gay. I used to shave my balls because it made an ex more happy to go down there, but I cba anymore. I also have a chest like a gorilla's back.

[Amantus]

i have a butt like a gorilla's butt

[DracheK]

i have a butt like a gorilla's butt

That's a horrible image, jesus.

I manscape. Is this thread now about our follicular habits?

[Jason Marshall]

Fiance says if I want head I have to manscape. Shit makes me so nervous even if it is a safety razor.

[DracheK]

Fiance says if I want head I have to manscape. Shit makes me so nervous even if it is a safety razor.

Protip: an electrical razor with a secondary attachment for selecting hair length helps. It's a fair trade if you ask her to do the same. Most girls will oblige.


[spoiler:1ey3bc6j]It's still possible to cut yourself with an electric razor if you are particularly dumb/blind[/spoiler:1ey3bc6j]

[Jason Marshall]

Oh she gets waxed every 2 weeks or so. Its awesome. (The bald vagina not the wax)

[DracheK]

Oh she gets waxed every 2 weeks or so. Its awesome. (The bald vagina not the wax)

You have a cool girl. Don't fuck this shit up, sir.