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Thread: Emo Thread Mk.VI - Because Someone Actually Asked

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    Emo Thread Mk.VI - Because Someone Actually Asked

    Sperging and blatant trolling will now be infracted. Take it to a daythread or some other equally terrible thread if you feel the need to do so.

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    I almost made a no nonsense, legit emo post. fucking hell.

    Not feeling great. Probably drinking too much.


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    I've had enough of your trolling guise, I admit it...I'm in a loving and affectionate relationship with my headphones. Pls guise respect my right to free love.

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    New thread's off to a good start I see.

    Housemate related:-

    My housemate is going more and more autistic by the day, it's fucking terribad. Been asking him to do his dishes for a week now (yeah I could do them, like I used to, but he needs to do his own fucking housework at some point). I asked again today to which he replies "I don't think I'm going to do them no." I was like "Mate, seriously? Not going to do them?" And he's like "Not today no". I ask when and he goes "I don't know if I'm honest, maybe in a couple of weeks..."
    Was like, "Mate, the rice you ate? It's growing more friends, it's turning fucking green." Apparently he knows and has seen this. To which I go "Yeah, it needs to be cleaned mate"
    At this he decides to go silent for 15 seconds, then just walks upstairs to his room and has been in there since.

    It's a fucking up hill battle with this. The house I'm in is a really nice house and I'm being driven out by this fucking manchild who was pandered to hand and foot his whole life. He's been here 6 months and has done the dishes 4 times, taken the bins out the same amount of times, has done no other housework, constantly leaves his empty shopping bags all over the kitchen, leaves his glasses/plates in the living room and I inevitably end up cleaning up after him because I don't like living in shit.

    He's even said "I'm just busy, I just don't think I have the time" before. He's unemployed and sits at home all day watching old horror movies and working on his "script" or whatever else is the flavour of the week for him while he complains about being depressed all the time and not taking any advice or seeking help to fix it. He's even had the cheek to remind me I don't cook for him any more (I did a few meals for him when he moved in, because I'm p. chill usually). I usually remind him that I leave the house every morning at 8am and get back at 10/11pm every night except on weekends, where I'm out half the day on Sunday and spend my Saturday studying Java/Databases/RPi or organising shit for Capoeira.

    And he keeps trying to convince me to hire a maid, to which I always say "if you want to pay for it, go for it, but I'm not going to pay for a maid because you're lazy".

    FUCK. It seems like it's only little things, but fuck they're annoying when I have to cook my dinner while there's a plate/bowl/cup of mouldy food/coffee sitting on the side and a bin that's overflowing because he eats out of packets all day and refuses to empty them when they're full unless someone tells him. I've gone out for a weekend before and come back with the bin full, another bag next to the bin with more rubbish in and the kitchen table full of empty packets of junk food for him to tell me "Oh the bins full btw". I know it's fucking full. You fucking filled it you aspie sperging autist rejeaslkndm;lanrf ;lkemf.xvsd DHAKJSAN KANSDLKJANLD<A

    Edit:- I'm just ranting. I'll either move out soon or get the landlord to kick him out. Whichever I decide will be better for my bank/life/sanity.

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    Any way to get rid of him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wall View Post
    Any way to get rid of him?
    C. The landlord isn't through an agency and is a p. cool guy. Will just tell him the same thing and he'll kick him out after enough complaints.

    Only downside is I'm fucking his gf's best mate. Planning on moving in September/October anyways so I'll just keep having a go at him until I have enough cash to move out. I just don't want to keep cleaning up after him for the next few months.

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    Do the latter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lallante View Post
    Do the latter

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    or convince his gf to deny him sex until he learns to clean up regularly, if that doesn't work bang her on the coffee table
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    Yeah thats pretty fkn horrible. Get you and the landlord to sit down with him and lay it out. Get the landlord to let him know he's done unless he pulls his spergy head in I guess. That or just move out as you said. But it'd probably be better coming from the guy that runs/owns the place.

    I've had a few people move in to my place, they seem blessedly clean at the moment. Though one of em is young and keeps asking if his girlfriend can come visit. Glad im not dealing with the brand of wanker you've picked up tbh :S

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoirAvlaa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Wall View Post
    Any way to get rid of him?
    C. The landlord isn't through an agency and is a p. cool guy. Will just tell him the same thing and he'll kick him out after enough complaints.

    Only downside is I'm fucking his gf's best mate. Planning on moving in September/October anyways so I'll just keep having a go at him until I have enough cash to move out. I just don't want to keep cleaning up after him for the next few months.
    How did you end up with this roommate in the first place? How well do you know the guy? Are you guys friends in addition to being roommates? Also, you're saying you're out of there in Sept/Nov no matter what?

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    Didn't we have an I hate my housemates thread?

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    I am guessing where he lived previously wasn't a shit tip due to people, likely his parents, picked up after him. End up not realising he is, in fact, a tramp until you remove those people.

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    Keep the clean dishes in a locked cupboard, and tell him to buy disposable or eat off the floor until he can be arsed to do his own dishes.
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    I had a roommate in college that did that. She left shit EVERYWHERE. The last straw was when I spent the weekend out of town. She has chronic nose bleeds and she had used my pillows (without asking because fuck you, my pillows.) She bed all over them and then proceeded to use my bath towel to clean it up. Ruined my pillow cases, shams, and towel. She also left apple cores all over the room, slept with the light on (she was still afraid of the dark), and plastered the walls with Hannah Montana posters. Mind you all, we're 18/19 years old at this point. It was ridiculous. I ended up locking everything in my closet and told the RA about it. She was moved out the next week to torment someone else but god it was terrible. Good luck.
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    Spasm actually moderated, how horrifying.

    Anyway, NoirAvlaa, if he doesn't clean his shit just wait a week and then dump his combined dishes into his bedclothes every Monday morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NoirAvlaa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Wall View Post
    Any way to get rid of him?
    C. The landlord isn't through an agency and is a p. cool guy. Will just tell him the same thing and he'll kick him out after enough complaints.

    Only downside is I'm fucking his gf's best mate. Planning on moving in September/October anyways so I'll just keep having a go at him until I have enough cash to move out. I just don't want to keep cleaning up after him for the next few months.
    Talk to the girl you are fucking, get to his GF and explain her what a fucking sperglord she is dating. Then contact the landlord, explain to him that one of you will have to move out and that if he keeps him the next person to move in after you will have the same issues. Add unhealthy environment, a couple of pictures and ur set. Even if you will be staying for 3 more months its not worth forcing yourself to endure this bullshit.
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    I was trying to do the dishes today, but due to having broken a finger a week ago was finding it hard to wash glasses/pans (plates/cutlery no problem), so i asked my flatmate if he minded helping out until my hand stop being terrible. He said "yeah, sure man" and i bought him some beer as thanks.

    erm... so what fucking planet do you live on where this isn't how things are done? you have my sympathy.

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    Beer as currency only works if your flatmates are fat nerd autists

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    is that something you actually believe?

    what do mean by currency anyway, showing appreciation via a gift for someone helping you out isn't a 'transaction'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XenosisReaper View Post
    Beer as currency only works if your flatmates aren't fat nerd autists
    edit: what the fuck forums stop it.

    I meant to write aren't in the first post

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