GDAY BRUCE [australia thread]

[filingo]

Gday Bruce can you throw some more shrimp on the barbie

content : a friend of friends first encouter with an australian was with a lady in a bar. her first words were :

G'day, would you like to see my vagina

in the classic chirpy australian manner with the end of the sentance rising in pitch

also, where is bruce boyako

[Helen]

I demand Bruce!

[Jeats]

Hi Nigel.

Bruce is in Adelaide I think.

[ctrlchris]

pretty airfridge 'strayan mayte

[docsnuggles]

posting cause filingo told me to, gday bruce

[Shiroi Okami]

We aren't all called Bruce you know, we also have Dazza, Gazza, Bazza and Shiela

[ctrlchris]

We aren't all called Bruce you know, we also have Dazza, Gazza, Bazza and Shiela

Deano
Jhonno

[Grendelfreak]

We aren't all called Bruce you know, we also have Dazza, Gazza, Bazza and Shiela

Deano
Jhonno

Davo
Robbo


Also for those poofters who don't know what's going on:


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[Gaydai]

I will handle the sheepdip tbh - important job

[Grendelfreak]

I will handle the sheepdip tbh - important job

Kiwis need not apply.

[Gaydai]

:<

[Ędward]

Did I hear a tinny opening?

[Shiroi Okami]

Did I hear a tinny opening?

How do you open an outboard driven open topped boat m8?

[Shade Millith]

Sheep shaggers need not apply.

FTFY

Also you're all wankers.

[Shaikar]

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/e Narmio, documentary evidence! (35s in)
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[Narmio]

Also, we don't say "throw another shrimp on the barbie", nobody here has ever said that. Thanks to regional variations in decapod species the correct term here is "prawn". "Chuck another prawn on the barbie?", I must admit, may have been uttered on this verdant* island more than once.

*For a given value of verdant.

[Sacul]

Also, we don't say "throw another shrimp on the barbie", nobody here has ever said that. Thanks to regional variations in decapod species the correct term here is "prawn". "Chuck another prawn on the barbie?", I must admit, may have been uttered on this verdant* island more than once.

*For a given value of verdant.

One page up, aussie tourist ad.........

[Narmio]

Also, we don't say "throw another shrimp on the barbie", nobody here has ever said that. Thanks to regional variations in decapod species the correct term here is "prawn". "Chuck another prawn on the barbie?", I must admit, may have been uttered on this verdant* island more than once.

*For a given value of verdant.

One page up, aussie tourist ad.........

Yeah, it's a famous line that spawned a crustacean classification nightmare. Hogan was told to use the vernacular of the ad's intended market, although presumably not in those words. I've always just quietly assumed he swore after every take and shouted "why can't I just bloody say prawn?" at the director.

[Lallante]

Philosophical question: is a plus one thread in which no one plus-ones still a plus one thread?

Second question: is there any point asking philosophical questions in an Aussie thread that will inevitably be filled with brutish, thong wearing (and not the good kind) neanderthals?

[Narmio]

Philosophical question: is a plus one thread in which no one plus-ones still a plus one thread?

Second question: is there any point asking philosophical questions in an Aussie thread that will inevitably be filled with brutish, thong wearing (and not the good kind) neanderthals?

We're about fifty fifty on the two kinds of thong down here, mate. It ain't all bad. Might be a bit nippy, though. It's half way to brass monkeys this time of year.

(Current average Sydney daytime air temperature is around 13-18C. Current average Sydney daytime water temperature is around 19-20C. There are some brave souls still swimming, but we've all mostly given up.)