Targeted Aggression

[joe space]

TARGETED AGGRESSION
from the pilots that brought you
Pod Liberation Authority

Pod Liberation Authority [PODLA] are recruiting for our new sister corp, Targeted Aggression [BLAUH]. PODLA does small gang stuff. PODLA has a thread! PODLA's thread: http://failheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=703

Targeted Aggression will be both a pledge corp and a sister corp of PODLA. Targeted Aggression recruitment will be much more open then PODLA recruitment, but will still be selective. You will have opportunities to fly with PODLA, where we will be able to see how you get along and you will see if you like our stlye of PvP. Targeted Aggression will be treated as an equal, largely independent corporation.

PODLA intends to stay small and violent. What we will be looking for once you are in Targeted Aggression is that you can "hivemind" with us in gangs, you can fly solo and with other BLAUH pilots without PODLA, and you take the initiative in finding new ways to free pods. We are not looking to form gangs larger than what we field now (1-6)

Bonus information for the Scrapheaps:
No, Targeted Aggression will not join Hydra (you will be blue to PODLA, of course, but probably not other Hydra corps for now).
Yes, you can apply with an alt if you just want to hang out with us once and a while and you have already proven to the world you are awesome.
Yes, Targeted Aggression will be based near PODLA deployments.
We consider PODLA an all time zone corp, because we can always get along solo or find friends to fly with. We hope BLAUH will be similar.

Requirements:

You are not bad (or will stop being bad very soon).

You want challenging PvP.

You are not risk averse.

Passable English, Mumble, working mic.



What to do:

Send Joe Space an evemail with a link to your eve-board and battleclinic, write some words about things and/or stuff, press the send button, bump this thread.

Edit: http://blauh.eve-kill.net/?a=home

[Shiodome]

you should require an mspaint craft project to have an app considered. just sayin'.

[TimMc]

none of us can touch joes mspaint skills.

[Leboe]

http://www.fatal-ascension.com/killboar ... l_id=18999


The targeted aggression side of this BR is N1

[joe space]

Welcome to:
Banzee
Djakku
Earl Sutherfurd
LiLDooby420
Neph Uzzmesser
Sam Buggalo
Smabs
TaliZ88
Tomaso Yoshitome

[joe space]

you should require an mspaint craft project to have an app considered. just sayin'.

sassy b won the mspaint craft project contest

[Raz]

Oh man, that's awesome.

[fng]

Lol @ the hornets.

[Pascal Almaric]

So is there a BLAUH killboard yet?

[joe space]

there's an eve kill board. can't access from work so not sure if it's back up yet. that will be the banner. (also, i've added BLAUH to PODLA's greifwatch board for now so we can track solo activity and how active BLAUH members are relative to PODLA: http://podla.griefwatch.net/)

[Shiodome]

that's not MS paint, afaik the noble paint doesn't have either layers or transparency. you should boot sassy b out tbh.

[zangorus]

Why now when i just joined another corp...

[hunter V]

Eve sent me the 5 free days to rejoin email. I think I might have to hang around with you guys for a bit. A lot of the things said in the PODLA thread reminded my of what I used to love in Eve.

[sassy b]

you should boot sassy b out tbh.

[joe space]

but m8, you cheated. cheaters always get what they deserve and they never prosper. or maybe you get to choose. so either you are getting what you deserve are you are never prospering. up to you.

[Shiodome]

sassy b killed my last corp (T-SW), we asked him to do us a banner and he agreed. we were so excited that for several days we did nothing but go "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" on vent and fly rifters in gleeful formations razzle dazzling the locals with our joy. But then sassy b appeared to go entirely inactive, we were worried but thought "hey, maybe he's concentrating on our banner, right guys, right?". So i tentatively asked around the people who i knew to have a connection with the sassy b. finally i bumped into Lady Shaniqua in local (kensy fried chicken superstar), and asked for a status report. The doom laden tones of LS's reply sent rolling waves of despair through our membership "sassy b gone inactive m8".

After reaching such highs of joy only to be gutted by the rusting hook of abandonment we were left a shallow and empty shell of a corp. our joie de vivre gone, no purpose, no life, we were adrift. First our ceo left, pretending he had a girlfriend and didn't want to play eve (such shallow falsehoods), then our main director left claiming to want to go it alone, then with no-one left to access corp assets and other members slowly withering away we succumbed to our fate. A slowly deflating corpse, dissolving in the acid tears of betrayal.

This is what happens when you let sassy b into your life. (but i'm having fun in tuskers, so all's cool :P)

[sassy b]

oh i dont remember being asked to do a trans solar works banner
but i am v unreliable so forgetting about it does sound like the kind of thing i'd do

[Death ToU]

Everyday I Shufflebump

[Tommy Vercetti]

Mail sent Joe

[zangorus]

Sent mail.