PL camped the system all day in machariels, about 200 NC had logged in the same pos so we scored maybe 100 kills from people logging in at a steady pace.
NC then spend 2h forming up their 22:00 eve CTA CTA.
100 Armor hacs
150 Alpha fleet
65 Capital fleet.
80 Armor bs fleet.
PL goes and swaps to tengus and bridges back + a mad levi for bonuses, 100 in tengu fleet and 20 in bomber fleet.
NC shield and NC ahac fleet bridges in at their pos, PL warps in at 0 scoring maybe 20 kills since people are bad at putting in password.
Grim tells his ahacs that "we will not fight PL until the station timer (1h20mins) so we will wait for our backup and cap fleet" and the shield fc says the same.
PL bridges in 3 machs and start camping the NC pos with tengus and 3 bumping machs (shadoo is lolbad at bumping and JENSIUS SOMETHING OF ZOR is a fucking bumping machine sending a BS into the jaws of the tengus every 30 secs)
NC realise that they will all die the death of bumps unless they fight (yeah machs can actually bump ships orbiting pos wtf).
NC alpha fleets warp off grid to get a warpin at range, NC ahacs starts manually burning straight towards our tengus outside shield. (mistake #1)
They exit shield one by one and they go pop pop pop.
With 30 ahacs dead and no losses the wild alpha fleet lands on grid, 35 km away from our tengus (yea we didnt want range, who cares about tracking? Mistake #2)
A lot of yelling start at PL coms, bubble the alpha fleet, gobbins bomb the fucking bs you italian piece of shit, where the fuck is the NC armor bs and cap fleet, why havent they jumped in yet, keep owning duders, raaaaa AAAAAAARMOR HACCCCCKS!!!!! etc etc
Just as gobbins finally is about to bomb the battleships a wild PL hic bubbles them all, dragging our bomber into the hic bubble and every single bomb misses the target.
Insert a lot of finnish at9 commentator rage here.
Alas, tengu heros moves in on top the NC maelstroms and boy, they sure as hell cannot track shit, and tengus are faster then NC ahacs so NC ahacs cant keep up nor shoot the tengus now being out of range. (learn to use ongrid bounce grim you giant noob face)
Pop pop pop maelstroms aint got no buffer lölölöl.
Intellegence spy master AVAR DAVOLA starts screaming in his terrible german accent that we should warp of field, after some confusion we realise that he is telling us the NC bs fleet has been ordered to be ready to get of field.
Ahac fc grim goes "meh, i cant shoot at PL they too far away and nobody can break their tank lets just go inside pos this fight is over cry cry cry"
Alas, the brave men of the legion, re-fueled by rape, bubbles the fuck out of the NC maelstroms, and while Grim is crying to his ahac fleet on MM ts PL is still raping maelstroms like its Mogadishu ' 93, all while broadcasting grims crying on PL coms.
We be raping to the left, we be raping to the right, and when the dust settles and wreck overview is loaded a splendid sight is to behold.
100 Hostile wrecks, 3 PL bomber wrecks and 2 PL recon wrecks.
Now one might ask, where was the NC armor bs fleet?
Where was the NC cap fleet?
Why is NC telling all their members that it was bombers that killed their 250 man fleet and not the 100 NC warriors.
Why is NC standing down all their fleets, a total of 400 people on MM coms without even trying a 2nd time?
Why is NC fcs lying to their fleet members all the time every day? (mistake #4 - #11)
Why are the NC saying they will not reform untill goons comes to help them at 0400?
Well my friends, these questions I cannot answer.
But much like the chief of humvees in Black hawk down, or like the man from thank you for smoking in that new movie battle for LA, Elise randolph Leader of Legions, reshipped and went and took 2 tech moons, reinforced 1 station and 2 ihubs. While the blood of NC mogadishu militia still wet on his face.
gf gf gf.