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    big diiiiiiiiick Movember 2012Donor Dark Flare's Avatar
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    Neckbeards International Investment

    Sup.

    So, I've found myself a nice little market (No I will not tell you what it is). I have some liquid ISK atm, but not enough to make mad monis. This is where you come in (yes, you!).
    The market is currently a couple of items over a couple of regions, that's as specific as I'm willing to be, but I've been managing a ~1.32 return on my ISK so far. As such, I'm willing to offer 1.175 return on yours, jumping up to 1.2 if I reach market control (which I estimate to be around 35bil). If we ever exceed the 35bil market cap (lol, not likely) I do have another similar few items I've been keeping an eye on that look around ~1.26 (so would offer around 1.10, not really a huge return tho). But again, reaching market cap allows me to set prices and gives a significant jump in returns.

    So. You gief isk, I return isk. I will be opening up to investment for ONE MONTH from the current date (06/05). Investment will run for 6 months (I don't really want to make market predictions further than there, so it'll be a nice getting-out point). Returns will be once per month, probably around the 28th-29th.

    No maximum investment from a single source, would prefer a round number though (preferably ending in two zeros). Minimum investment of 500mil because otherwise we're going to end up with a lot of split profit with crappy returns.

    ISK to NanoDerek to keep it separate from my main wallet, obv.

    I will begin trading when the wallet reaches 10b, regardless of if the first month is up. People who invest early will get an extra x number of days from the first month return.

    Confirmed Investors
    Lark - 20Bn
    Rudolf Miller - 5Bn
    EntroX - 3Bn
    ctrlchris - 3Bn
    Krugerrand - 2Bn
    Mangala - 1Bn
    Xyd - 1Bn


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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    I'll drop some ISK in the pot.


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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    I too, enjoy scams.

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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    Evidence tia.


    Quote Originally Posted by Doomed Predator
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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    Quote Originally Posted by Al Simmons
    I too, enjoy scams.

    At least this reminds me to go back to trolling your retarded posts (every post you make).
    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus
    whats tyhe appear of a shnitifuck cu nt eve onlio9ne corpotraTION DICKOLHEAD FUCKIN AS

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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    My rules for you remain like the other person I invested in. PM me why I should trust you.

    Up to 2 bil from me.

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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    this guy seems legit.

    how much dolla would i be looking at making?, can invest 5b~
    need me?, contact me on Discord (entrox#0001) or via e-mail (entrox@failheap-challenge.com).

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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    Quote Originally Posted by Rudolf Miller
    My rules for you remain like the other person I invested in. PM me why I should trust you.

    Up to 2 bil from me.
    this.


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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    :smug:
    i am jamiew0w, i am also Morgan Freeman



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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    sending 2b now cos Dark Flare looks like the honest kind

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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    somebody's forcing me to resub so I guess I'll throw like a bill at you

    i read threads and make bad posts and i'm all out of read threads

    shitposting shitposts one shitpost at a shitpost

    ??????????????????

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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    I am tempted to get involved in this due to going inactive for a while.


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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    I'll sling a bill over when I log in later.

    Iskies sent.

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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    5 bil sent from Andrea Black

    EDIT: I'm willing to put in another 5-10 bil if you drop me a PM with details of what you're doing.


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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    Sorry for the delays in updating OP with received ISK, been out this weekend. Will sort in a few hours when I get home.
    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus
    whats tyhe appear of a shnitifuck cu nt eve onlio9ne corpotraTION DICKOLHEAD FUCKIN AS

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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    i might invest

    if this is a scam i am going to come to the isle of man and punch you in the cock
    MAX damage posting

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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    Quote Originally Posted by Amantus
    i might invest

    if this is a scam i am going to come to the isle of man and punch you in the cock

    He would just run away with his three legs

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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    In for 20 Bil total with any payouts to be compounded with the full sum released after six months. Should let you reach market cap in soon enough.

    GL DF, make us rich

    Oh god, what have I done?


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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    I thought I was being brave thinking about chucking 2.5b.


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    Re: Neckbeards International Investment

    I can chuck in about 2b :O...

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