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    I do this practically every time I go shopping:

    Me too.
    Doing two trips from car to house is the gayest thing a man can do. Not gay in a ralara way either, gay in a perm way.
    thats what the huge ikea bags are for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoemySchneider View Post
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    I do this practically every time I go shopping:

    Me too.
    Doing two trips from car to house is the gayest thing a man can do. Not gay in a ralara way either, gay in a perm way.
    thats what the huge ikea bags are for.
    Only problem is when you have too much you can't lift you arm high enough to shut the boot, then you get stuck shutting it awkwardly with your head.

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    I do this practically every time I go shopping:

    Me too.
    Doing two trips from car to house is the gayest thing a man can do. Not gay in a ralara way either, gay in a perm way.
    thats what the huge ikea bags are for.
    Only problem is when you have too much you can't lift you arm high enough to shut the boot, then you get stuck shutting it awkwardly with your head.
    Obviously your shitty car explodes afterwards anyway due to your radiating awesomeness. So why close it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cortess View Post
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    I do this practically every time I go shopping:

    Me too.
    Doing two trips from car to house is the gayest thing a man can do. Not gay in a ralara way either, gay in a perm way.
    thats what the huge ikea bags are for.
    Only problem is when you have too much you can't lift you arm high enough to shut the boot, then you get stuck shutting it awkwardly with your head.
    Obviously your shitty car explodes afterwards anyway due to your radiating awesomeness. So why close it?
    Well you can't just leave it open, wouldn't be proper.

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    you don't all have self closing boots?

    Sheesh.. poor fags itt.

    If you can't carry 8 bags of shopping with a box of beer under each arm, you're not a real man.
    I'm not a girl, and I don't know what a "Mendolorian" is.. I think it might be a self healing car that travels through time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendolorian Girl View Post
    you don't all have self closing boots?

    Sheesh.. poor fags itt.
    Just because the hydraulics holding up your boot have died doesn't make it a self closing boot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Me View Post
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    you don't all have self closing boots?

    Sheesh.. poor fags itt.
    Just because the hydraulics holding up your boot have died doesn't make it a self closing boot.
    I do that when I take public transportation.
    Too many cars in America, I'll avoid getting blamed when a stupid pedestrian chooses to walk in front of my car and have me get blamed because he can't follow crossing areas.
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    Flirting with a woman is like flying a nanoship.

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    DOUBLE POOOOST
    Last edited by AmaNutin; July 3 2012 at 02:53:25 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    Flirting with a woman is like flying a nanoship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendolorian Girl View Post
    you don't all have self closing boots?

    Sheesh.. poor fags itt.

    If you can't carry 8 bags of shopping with a box of beer under each arm, you're not a real man.

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      Spoiler:
    He comes out of the buttcrack.



    Bruce Lee was badass.


    I'm not particularly looking at her mouth.

    Last edited by AmaNutin; July 3 2012 at 05:19:42 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    Flirting with a woman is like flying a nanoship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendolorian Girl View Post
    If you can't carry 8 bags of shopping with a box of beer under each arm, you're not a real man.
    Eight bags? I buy all my groceries for the month on one day and you better believe it's all going up in one trip.

    Pussy.

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    If you have this amount of stuff to carry and you resort to plastic shopping bags, you should be removed from the gene pool anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    Flirting with a woman is like flying a nanoship.

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    WTF?


    That's going to hurt when she trips over something...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ab Tallen View Post

    WTF?
    Some zombie series. Using a thin cable and the pole as an anchor you can cut flesh pretty easily (those thin wire cables strip flesh away easily) if you drive fast.

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    That's going to hurt when she trips over something...
    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    Flirting with a woman is like flying a nanoship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmaNutin View Post


    Is it bad that i expected something funny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmaNutin View Post
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    WTF?
    Some zombie series. Using a thin cable and the pole as an anchor you can cut flesh pretty easily (those thin wire cables strip flesh away easily) if you drive fast.
    I think that's from that Mexican Zombie movie that was made maybe a year ago. I can't quite remember the name, or be sure that I'm right... But that's my opinion for whatever its worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tellenta View Post
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    WTF?
    Some zombie series. Using a thin cable and the pole as an anchor you can cut flesh pretty easily (those thin wire cables strip flesh away easily) if you drive fast.
    I think that's from that Mexican Zombie movie that was made maybe a year ago. I can't quite remember the name, or be sure that I'm right... But that's my opinion for whatever its worth.
    I think you're all wrong and it's cuban http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOquktXvkT4

    The Chippewa believed that the weasel could kill the dreaded wendigo giant by rushing up its anus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tekai View Post
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    WTF?
    Some zombie series. Using a thin cable and the pole as an anchor you can cut flesh pretty easily (those thin wire cables strip flesh away easily) if you drive fast.
    I think that's from that Mexican Zombie movie that was made maybe a year ago. I can't quite remember the name, or be sure that I'm right... But that's my opinion for whatever its worth.
    I think you're all wrong and it's cuban http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOquktXvkT4
    I would ask why all these zombie programs are being made but whelp.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chakrai View Post
    Flirting with a woman is like flying a nanoship.

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