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    fucking barbers man. only two people before me...

    fucking barbers man. only two people before me but one of the barbers has fucked off for lunch and the cunt left has spent 25 minutes giving someone a skinhead and beard trim. I'm actually really...
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    not cool or comradley wishing early death on...

    not cool or comradley wishing early death on kekkers.

    phoneposting
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    yeah that's it they're just squatting. that all...

    yeah that's it they're just squatting. that all it is
    nothing to see here if you're a bellend

    phoneposting
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    farting in the car is banned by my dad at work....

    farting in the car is banned by my dad at work. one of the few things he gets genuinely mad at.

    phoneposting
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    I recon every time he honks at traffic his horn...

    I recon every time he honks at traffic his horn plays the international

    phoneposting
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    for a nano second I was shocked Patrick Moore had...

    for a nano second I was shocked Patrick Moore had died again. I was pretty shaken




    not stirred


    sorry
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    you know that smell of shit when you have a big...

    you know that smell of shit when you have a big sniff is volatile particles from your shite. every time you smell someones fart you are imbibing a bit of poo

    phoneposting
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    noone can question kamrad kekkers' commitment to...

    noone can question kamrad kekkers' commitment to sticking it to the man. brave. brave like a fox

    phoneposting
  9. topkek phoneposting

    topkek

    phoneposting
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    so you spray deodorant on it instead of cleaning...

    so you spray deodorant on it instead of cleaning it. incredible scenes

    phoneposting
  11. Chorlton para WE ARE HERE Vibrante

    Chorlton para WE ARE HERE

    Vibrante
  12. Loads probably. Damn those decadant Ariana Grande...

    Loads probably. Damn those decadant Ariana Grande fans and their anti-islam agenda, rampaging across the middle east in tanks
  13. Armed Response team is there now

    Armed Response team is there now
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    Where did that post go about the Arndale being...

    Where did that post go about the Arndale being evacced now in Manchester? Anyway...


    Apparently its a known suspect getting armed policed. Presumably evac was cautionary. Police gonna be...
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    How many suicides since ATOS got the contract for...

    I hate that this was among my first thoughts on hearing the news, before "fuck me, real people died" sunk in.[/QUOTE]

    Dwp have killed more tbh[/QUOTE]

    How many suicides since ATOS got the...
  16. I cant even imagine how horrific facebook is...

    I cant even imagine how horrific facebook is right now, but needless to say it wont be as horrific as mail online
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    Manchester Swagger is to counteract the hefty...

    Manchester Swagger is to counteract the hefty balls we all grow






    Balls grow huge due to all the hefalumps who live here with their neanderthal brows
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    They called in about their last Manchester bomb...

    Maybe, or he could start highlighting how St Theresa is selling weapons to the countries that are actively supporting terrorists, and that he'd put an end to that. Could go either way really.[/QUOTE]...
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    He never had a chance anyway but this sot of...

    He never had a chance anyway but this sot of tragedy usually helps the incumbents

    Not central Manchester and Salford seats though, they are all Safe Labour i believe
  20. So i guess this puts early end to FHC Manchester...

    So i guess this puts early end to FHC Manchester Meet
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    Sarabando added to immediate Gulagging list. Sad...

    inheritance?

    really m8?

    you'd withhold your vote to save the nhs because you'd rather get more money when your mum dies?

    isn't that a bit like choosing between saving your mum or saving your...
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    I stayed up till the sun came up playing Hearts...

    I stayed up till the sun came up playing Hearts of Iron and blazing hard. Today is a write off.

    Exciting life of a fucking internet nerd
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    I think everyone is massively underestimating the...

    I think everyone is massively underestimating the average level of cuntishness of the UK MPs right now.

    Jeremy Hunt is a slightly more cuntish person than Fallon, but on a scale of not a cunt to...
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    kermode the 🐸 phoneposting

    kermode the 🐸

    phoneposting
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    topkake

    Mine is Andrew Rosindell.

    Yeah, him.[/QUOTE]

    topkake
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