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The BBC won't be showing an episode of the new Attenborough show on the telly because it's too woke for the Tories:...

Motty, the commentator's commentator.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/feb/23/john-motson-football-commentator-dies-aged-77

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Songwriter Burt Bacharach, 94

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2023/feb/09/burt-bacharach-

The game's now due out in August.

Not played the pre-release version for a while, but the level cap has been increased to 5 (Fireballs ahoy!) and Paladins added as a playable class.

Lisa Marie Presley, 54 - https://www.theguardian.com/music/2023/jan/13/lisa-marie-presley-singer-and-daughter-of-elvis-dies-aged-54

Jeff Beck - https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/jan/12/legendary-rock-guitarist-jeff-beck-dies-aged-78

Project Fear: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/jan/04/disaster-response-charity-enlisted-to-aid-drivers-stuck-in-uk-queues-for-channel

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FljUfDvXEAAkyBI?format=jpg&name=small

But don't worry, Fishi Sunak has a plan to fix it!

Make kids learn maths up to the age of 18

Space Commander Travis from Blake's 7

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2022/dec/26/the-crown-and-blakes-7-actor-stephen-greif-dies-at-78

Space X would probably be the same tbh, he's just a hype man over there. Tesla might actually stop reinventing the wheel in the shape of an obloid, adding fart noises, flashy lightshows and focus on...

Apparently Zardoz takes place in 2023, so here's a preview of what everyone will be wearing by the summer:

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/54/9d/6c/549d6c8b3885106c58407cef923a6a6d.jpg

Had an eye test yesterday and it turns out I have cataracts. One final fuck you from 2022.

Here's to 2023!

Out by a matter of hours!

To the Editmobile!

Pele also starred in one of the greatest movies of all time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os8FxkBTYu0

Rishi Sunak asking a homeless man if he works in business:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2022/dec/24/rishi-sunak-asks-homeless-person-do-you-work-in-business-video

Does the ban on "assassination co-ordinates" mean that NORAD won't be allowed to publicly track Santa's progress on Christmas Eve?

Terry Hall of The Specials and Fun Boy Three.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/dec/19/terry-hall-lead-singer-of-the-specials-dies-aged-63


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cntvEDbagAw

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Ian McKellen
Bobby Charlton
Norman Tebbit
Tom Baker
Nigel Lawson

Wildcard: Rishi Sunak

Or possibly Peaky Blinders in the desert.

I just want to focus on this particular thing. He has NOT lost money because his shares in Tesla have lost nominal value. It was not money that he could have accessed, since in order to do that, he...

I just want to focus on this particular thing. He has NOT lost money because his shares in Tesla have lost nominal value. It was not money that he could have accessed, since in order to do that, he...

And yet, this isn't going to do much to his economy.

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He probably means the rumours about "Uncle Elton"

Great news!

The City is now so well run that the banks no longer need all those pesky regulations put in place after the 2008 crash.

Latest IPSOS poll from Scotland:

SNP on 51%
Support for independence on 56%

Looks like there was a bump from the Supreme Court telling Sturgeon where to shove her referendum.

I figured it was the only thing people would know her from.