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That's because you are a perverted degenerate Nich.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicholai Pestot
For a short moment I read that as "hunt shoot and fuck seagulls all day long".Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandzibar
As opposed to me, who merely supports species annihilation.
Far more wholesome.
I'm fairly certain buggering by a human-sized dong would also facilitate that.Quote:
Originally Posted by SandzibarThat's because you are a perverted degenerate Nich.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicholai PestotFor a short moment I read that as "hunt shoot and fuck seagulls all day long".Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandzibar
As opposed to me, who merely supports species annihilation.
Far more wholesome.
I won't judge.
no it wont if you go in trough the front door, the fucking things can unhinge their jaws like lizards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicholai PestotI'm fairly certain buggering by a human-sized dong would also facilitate that.Quote:
Originally Posted by SandzibarThat's because you are a perverted degenerate Nich.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicholai PestotFor a short moment I read that as "hunt shoot and fuck seagulls all day long".Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandzibar
As opposed to me, who merely supports species annihilation.
Far more wholesome.
I won't judge.
that's how awful seagulls are.
the only good gull is a dead one, the fuckers nest all over Aalborg and the noise, oh my fucking god it's terrifying in summer, you can hear the larger colonies 1-3 km away due to the valley acoustics.
Fucking dinosaurs, man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Liareno it wont if you go in trough the front door, the fucking things can unhinge their jaws like lizards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicholai PestotI'm fairly certain buggering by a human-sized dong would also facilitate that.Quote:
Originally Posted by SandzibarThat's because you are a perverted degenerate Nich.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicholai PestotFor a short moment I read that as "hunt shoot and fuck seagulls all day long".Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandzibar
As opposed to me, who merely supports species annihilation.
Far more wholesome.
I won't judge.
that's how awful seagulls are.
the only good gull is a dead one, the fuckers nest all over Aalborg and the noise, oh my fucking god it's terrifying in summer, you can hear the larger colonies 1-3 km away due to the valley acoustics.
I like seagulls. They even tidy up all the half eaten kebabs each Sunday morning.
Do they allow falcon hunting Europa? All things considered it's somewhat popular here, and it's a legitimate career path what with bird abatement.
They are also miles cooler than fucking pigeons.Quote:
Originally Posted by walrus
Crows are still numero uno but for some reason don't breed to their numbers.
Should I rename this thread title to 'Russian ornithology appreciation thread' already? :D
i make a single post an lo and behold it was russian propaganda all along!Quote:
Originally Posted by helgur
racist!
no, that are not.Quote:
Originally Posted by RazoRThey are also miles cooler than fucking pigeons.Quote:
Originally Posted by walrus
Crows are still numero uno but for some reason don't breed to their numbers.
Pidgeons are so fucking dumb, it's a wonder they dont break their neck as they try to land, whereas seagulls have just enough intelligence to recognize a trap and troll whoever put it out, population control of these fuckers consists of things like painting the eggs in a clear lacquer so they can't hatch, because the adults are just on the other side of clever enough to avoid traps.
painting their eggs seems like miles more effort surely just smashing them would be easier?Quote:
Originally Posted by Liareno, that are not.Quote:
Originally Posted by RazoRThey are also miles cooler than fucking pigeons.Quote:
Originally Posted by walrus
Crows are still numero uno but for some reason don't breed to their numbers.
Pidgeons are so fucking dumb, it's a wonder they dont break their neck as they try to land, whereas seagulls have just enough intelligence to recognize a trap and troll whoever put it out, population control of these fuckers consists of things like painting the eggs in a clear lacquer so they can't hatch, because the adults are just on the other side of clever enough to avoid traps.
In some species of birds smashing eggs accelerates their reproduction cycles to replace the lost eggs. I'd guess painting them with varnish means the gulls keep incubating the eggs for an extended period of time and don't try to replace them.
You just quickly dip them in a jar of oil/paraffin. This blocks the pores in the shell and stops the embryo from developing due to lack of oxygen.
Its not really 'proper' painting levels of effort, and prevents the hell spawn parental scum from thinking they need to make more as Keckers says.
Not enough guns involved though in this process for my liking though!
if you smash the egg, they just make a new one, if you paint the egg, they spend all season trying to hatch it.Quote:
Originally Posted by sarabandopainting their eggs seems like miles more effort surely just smashing them would be easier?Quote:
Originally Posted by Liareno, that are not.Quote:
Originally Posted by RazoRThey are also miles cooler than fucking pigeons.Quote:
Originally Posted by walrus
Crows are still numero uno but for some reason don't breed to their numbers.
Pidgeons are so fucking dumb, it's a wonder they dont break their neck as they try to land, whereas seagulls have just enough intelligence to recognize a trap and troll whoever put it out, population control of these fuckers consists of things like painting the eggs in a clear lacquer so they can't hatch, because the adults are just on the other side of clever enough to avoid traps.
Rumor has it, AAU is working with the airforce to create audio guided 40mm Bofors guns that automatically blast the sound of gull squawking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandzibar
the idea is then to install these automated guns on every available rooftop and spire in town, and wait as the seagull population is exterminated in a hail of 40mm Anti aircraft shells, the whole thing is stalled though, something about the idea of filling the city with automated guns seems to terrify people.
i say that anybody who may indeed get hurt in the process is a tragic, but necessary case of a innocent bystander getting hurt, because FUCK SEAGULLS.
is that better ?
Its a little bit better. I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Liare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UolMYY7QaA
So something like that?
yes, except in a densely populated city, what could go wrong ?
I am willing to accept that risk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Liare
Make it so.
same here.
because FUCK SEAGULLS.
First few weeks of WW3 sure are gonna be fun... fuck
How are those shells fused?