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FooB
June 22 2012, 01:21:21 PM
THREAD TITLE.

hXc
June 22 2012, 01:25:35 PM
you shouldn't
trust me

ctrlchris
June 22 2012, 01:35:22 PM
Pros
Tanks

Cons
Bads

Tajidan
June 22 2012, 01:46:27 PM
Pros
Tanks

Cons
Bads

also, rage. infinite amounts of rage.


most common phrases:

uninstall tanks you noob
why you camp
omg, a team full of retards
lol your stats suck
FUCK YOU ARTY MONGOLIAN CHEATER

Th3GoodSon
June 22 2012, 01:47:40 PM
Stay away. Don't do this to yourself

hXc
June 22 2012, 02:01:31 PM
http://onebit.us/x/i/b6b9460e8d.png




9000hours in paint etc

ctrlchris
June 22 2012, 02:21:10 PM
Pros
Tanks

Cons
Bads

also, rage. infinite amounts of rage.


most common phrases:

uninstall tanks you noob
why you camp
omg, a team full of retards
lol your stats suck
FUCK YOU ARTY MONGOLIAN CHEATER

I suffer from no tank rage
I just zoom around and shoot blokes.

Th3GoodSon
June 22 2012, 02:37:25 PM
You're from Australia. You're different

Stormscion
June 22 2012, 03:18:26 PM
THREAD TITLE.
play if you like pay to win (gold shells) /trollface

FooB
June 22 2012, 04:15:59 PM
SEVENTY FIVE PERCENT.

Dahak
June 22 2012, 05:26:10 PM
Just don't become like Tordin with his rage-uninstalls, where he ends up re-installing the next day.

Also, just checked my dossier cache, solid 32 days worth of tank driving time.

FooB
June 22 2012, 05:47:57 PM
WELL THAT WAS SHIT.

untilted
June 22 2012, 05:57:26 PM
you shouldn't
trust me

listen to him

ctrlchris
June 22 2012, 11:17:32 PM
You're from Australia. You're different

:3

Qui Shon
June 22 2012, 11:54:23 PM
I'm tank free for at least a month, or something \o/

hXc
June 23 2012, 09:05:46 AM
I'm tank free for at least a month, or something \o/
3 weeks here

lets create anonymous tankers and maybe like 12 steps to stop playing tanks

Torashuu
June 23 2012, 09:15:17 AM
Just so long as you keep religion out of it. :P

Still using btw.

untilted
June 23 2012, 09:51:12 AM
I'm tank free for at least a month, or something \o/
3 weeks here

lets create anonymous tankers and maybe like 12 steps to stop playing tanks

step 1: buy A Song of Ice and Fire Boxset for 20€ on amazon
step 2: wait for patchday in WoT
step 3: don't update your client/mods because of :EFFORT: (includes: reinstalling the game because of lolbad-updater, having to toy around with config files and lots of mod files as the patch WILL have fucked up something with the mods - making copy-and-paste of the mods folder a prime source of crashes, hunt for up-to-date versions of favorite mods on some russian website where you can't read a word, etc.)
step 4-11: root for team Tyrion!
step 12: you stopped playing WoT without noticing it :P

hXc
June 23 2012, 10:56:21 AM
I'm tank free for at least a month, or something \o/
3 weeks here

lets create anonymous tankers and maybe like 12 steps to stop playing tanks

step 1: buy A Song of Ice and Fire Boxset for 20€ on amazon
step 2: wait for patchday in WoT
step 3: don't update your client/mods because of :EFFORT: (includes: reinstalling the game because of lolbad-updater, having to toy around with config files and lots of mod files as the patch WILL have fucked up something with the mods - making copy-and-paste of the mods folder a prime source of crashes, hunt for up-to-date versions of favorite mods on some russian website where you can't read a word, etc.)
step 4-11: root for team Tyrion!
step 12: you stopped playing WoT without noticing it :P
step 1. move to a place with terrible net
step 2. buy sc2/any other good game
step 3. delete wot because new place has awesome dc hub on LAN and you need place for more porn anime movies
step 4-11 study for exams
step 12: you stopped playing WoT

Kilabi
June 23 2012, 11:14:15 AM
Did not play for over a month.
Non-premium tier 1-5 is go to try the new gamemodes.
Ragequit after 4 games the first day because people are horrible.
Fuck this game. Nobody should play it.


Now I just tried a high tier game if something changed there. Jagdtiger 1 shot by S-51. Nothing changed. Still shit.

hXc
June 23 2012, 11:27:15 AM
tanks are new eve, where you rage about blobs ecm retards
does it make us tanks bittervets?

Dogbeast
June 23 2012, 11:40:07 AM
tanks are new eve, where you rage about blobs ecm retards
does it make us tanks bittervets?

Until something else comes along, like MWO....

So yes.



My premium ran out and I still have 4.5k gold left. I have most end-tier tanks unlocked but fuck trying to grind out like 15 mil credits....The more I think about it, the less I want to play.

Devec
June 23 2012, 12:14:08 PM
Lots of very angry eastern european types.

Lots of really 'interesting' tactics people use which usually involve rushing their tanks into incoming shells.

Lots of good tanking times.

Daco
June 23 2012, 01:27:33 PM
Playing this game atm, CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT....

But no really I didn't find it hard stopping playing for a year and when MWO comes out I don't think I'll be bothering with tanks for a while.

Swiss
June 23 2012, 02:40:17 PM
I'm tank free for at least a month, or something \o/
3 weeks here

lets create anonymous tankers and maybe like 12 steps to stop playing tanks

step 1: buy A Song of Ice and Fire Boxset for 20€ on amazon
step 2: wait for patchday in WoT
step 3: don't update your client/mods because of :EFFORT: (includes: reinstalling the game because of lolbad-updater, having to toy around with config files and lots of mod files as the patch WILL have fucked up something with the mods - making copy-and-paste of the mods folder a prime source of crashes, hunt for up-to-date versions of favorite mods on some russian website where you can't read a word, etc.)
step 4-11: root for team Tyrion!
step 12: you stopped playing WoT without noticing it :P

I just bought Crusader Kings 2 to stop playing WoT, but whatever

EDIT: LOOK AT MY SIG, ITS FUCKING CLEAN, I WON WARGAMING GO FUCK YOURSELFS

Alistair
June 23 2012, 03:32:13 PM
THREAD TITLE.

Tanks
Circa 1935-1955
15 vs. 15 Battles
Free-to-Play
Pay-to-Get-Help-Winning
Fun
Frustrating
Pretty
Did I mention the Tanks?

Aye, Tanks.

Dahak
June 23 2012, 03:42:18 PM
Doubt I could ever quit.

http://tanks.ofscience.net/?name=stranamechty&sig=true&server=na

Th3GoodSon
June 23 2012, 06:14:21 PM
I didn't play for around 6 months. Now playing again. Still same causes of rage but having enough fun to keep going for now. I think I'll dip in and dip out of it

Tordin Varglund
June 23 2012, 08:12:15 PM
THREAD TITLE.

There are a number of good reasons to play this game.
Its one of the few games that have a detailed, and fairly realistic simulation of armor thickness and gun performance realtive to eachother.
Its got some very cool vehicles in them and for the most part the deathmatch style gameplay is very well implemented. It works and there are few flaws with it imo. Most notably id like travel time and shell drop over distance become a larger factor, and have to be applied by the player instead of how its now.
The people who play it are for the most part terrible, so you can own ex-soviet retards with ease then troll them for losing the cold war.

Other reasons to play:
E-50
Patton
T110E5
Chaffee

Also you get to join SOBAD

Reasons not to play:

Player 1: ALL RUSH HILL IM MAUS I GO FIRST!!!!!1
-Player 1 was killed
Player 1: OMG NOOB TEAM
Player 2: Ur dumb as shit go kill yourself

-Player 2 *Chatbanned*

Some really fucking terrible map designs
Devs are fucking useless retarded faggots who would be better of designing anal beads
Random Number Generator
E-50 front transmission
Bat Chat nerf
Reading the WoT forums requires a hazmat suit or you may become permanently retarded.


Just don't become like Tordin with his rage-uninstalls, where he ends up re-installing the next day.

Also, just checked my dossier cache, solid 32 days worth of tank driving time.

Games played last 30 days: 4

Only thing im still interested in atm is physics and they are not getting any closer by the looks of it.

F18
June 23 2012, 10:47:46 PM
WATCH OUT FOR CHEATS

ctrlchris
June 23 2012, 11:27:23 PM
Pros
GOOD FIGHTS

cons
cunts capping stops GOOD FIGHTS

Xiang Jiao
June 24 2012, 12:26:36 AM
tanks are new eve, where you rage about blobs ecm retards
does it make us tanks bittervets?

In Eve, you rage about getting owned by superior <numbers, tactics, ships>. In Tanks, you rage about getting owned because of <retards, maps, zero damage shells>. This is pretty much the difference between the two. By the way, has Tordin started using again yet?

I was really close to an uninstall, but I'm still using (albeit less than before).

FooB
June 24 2012, 03:09:57 PM
WELL THAT WAS SHIT.

hey guise

filingo
June 24 2012, 03:39:40 PM
i have 16 days of premium left.. cba with it tho. people are SO FUCKING RETARDED

Thukker
June 24 2012, 04:26:41 PM
Been clean for over a month and even tho :rose goggles: sometimes I've still managed not to play. Mostly because not premium and cba to repremium.

ctrlchris
June 24 2012, 11:37:30 PM
i have 16 days of premium left.. cba with it tho. people are SO FUCKING RETARDED

Play for the GOOD FIGHTS

Tapatalk etc

metacannibal
June 25 2012, 02:08:07 PM
new game modes are fun also french arty and td appear epic(most likely until the next patch, then NERFBAT)

Stoffl
June 25 2012, 02:54:59 PM
Get kv-2(see avatar)
Put on troll face

Overall its a p. Shit and rage inducing game, yet very addictive.
tappin dat talk

Corwyna
June 29 2012, 08:19:18 PM
Get kv-2(see avatar)
Put on troll face

Overall its a p. Shit and rage inducing game, yet very addictive.
tappin dat talk
Dude. That is KV-1.

ctrlchris
June 29 2012, 10:38:02 PM
Get kv-2(see avatar)
Put on troll face

Overall its a p. Shit and rage inducing game, yet very addictive.
tappin dat talk
Dude. That is KV-1.

It used to be both.
Clearly he just hasn't changed it to the new kv2

Corwyna
June 30 2012, 11:45:31 AM
Get kv-2(see avatar)
Put on troll face

Overall its a p. Shit and rage inducing game, yet very addictive.
tappin dat talk
Dude. That is KV-1.
It used to be both.
Clearly he just hasn't changed it to the new kv2
m8. You are ruining my one liner.

ctrlchris
June 30 2012, 02:11:24 PM
Get kv-2(see avatar)
Put on troll face

Overall its a p. Shit and rage inducing game, yet very addictive.
tappin dat talk
Dude. That is KV-1.
It used to be both.
Clearly he just hasn't changed it to the new kv2
m8. You are ruining my one liner.

mate
im
sorry
i
did
not
mean
to

Vando
June 30 2012, 07:25:05 PM
Hello I play tanks now where is everyone who is Unbad thanks.

Dogbeast
July 1 2012, 09:27:25 AM
Hello I play tanks now where is everyone who is Unbad thanks.

EU = SOBAD, and Pirates or something. There are a few others as well.

NA = FAIL, VPG, FORGE, -G-, -CL-, and of course RDDT. Probably a few NDP, SDP, and STUG here. But those are goon clans.

Daco
July 1 2012, 09:33:41 AM
Hello I play tanks now where is everyone who is Unbad thanks.

EU = SOBAD, and Pirates or something. There are a few others as well.

NA = FAIL, VPG, FORGE, -G-, -CL-, and of course RDDT. Probably a few NDP, SDP, and STUG here. But those are goon clans.

You forget FHC...

V
July 1 2012, 10:04:05 AM
Tanks: Invasion of the oldfags.

ctrlchris
July 1 2012, 10:04:24 AM
Hello I play tanks now where is everyone who is Unbad thanks.

EU = SOBAD, and Pirates or something. There are a few others as well.

NA = FAIL, VPG, FORGE, -G-, -CL-, and of course RDDT. Probably a few NDP, SDP, and STUG here. But those are goon clans.

You forget FHC...
To be fair
We are awful

Vando
July 1 2012, 01:50:08 PM
Hello I play tanks now where is everyone who is Unbad thanks.

EU = SOBAD, and Pirates or something. There are a few others as well.

NA = FAIL, VPG, FORGE, -G-, -CL-, and of course RDDT. Probably a few NDP, SDP, and STUG here. But those are goon clans.

Where the hell did all these Americans come from NA server sucks balls fffff