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Zeekar
October 21 2013, 07:23:47 AM
I'm hairy as a bear and with the wrong type of shirt it rubs like a mofo.

Stoffl
October 21 2013, 07:31:42 AM
C

Shiodome
October 21 2013, 07:46:59 AM
carry Vaseline.

Soapy5
October 21 2013, 08:16:06 AM
cut off your nipples

http://i.imgur.com/lbDosUh.jpg

Mona
October 21 2013, 08:28:19 AM
http://i.imgur.com/5BZTvRq.jpg

Dogbeast
October 21 2013, 08:45:59 AM
The place I live in now had a brown recluse problem until i went on a rage purge armed with a vacume, then a dose of spider killer. Which lead to the nightmare inducing spiders crawling out the vents scenario. Thwn another vout with a vacume to pick up the spider carcases.

I'd probably move out immediately or accidentally burn the place down for insurance.

Probably both.

Crystalline Entity
October 21 2013, 08:59:26 AM
There is literally a spider thread, GTFO there with your demon talk

Spaztick
October 21 2013, 09:09:20 AM
Here's some pictures of kittens:


Haha just kidding fuck you!

http://www.outback-australia-travel-secrets.com/image-files/australian-spiders-funnelweb1.jpg
http://www.outback-australia-travel-secrets.com/image-files/australian-spiders-huntsman.jpg

Qui Shon
October 21 2013, 10:52:21 AM
http://i.imgur.com/9Kg7LcF.png

Qui Shon
October 21 2013, 11:12:38 AM
http://i.imgur.com/aQthSsn.jpg

(It's a croc)
http://i.imgur.com/jmoPHDt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5GCPADA.png

Lana Torrin
October 21 2013, 01:01:48 PM
Here's some pictures of kittens:


Haha just kidding fuck you!

http://www.outback-australia-travel-secrets.com/image-files/australian-spiders-funnelweb1.jpg
http://www.outback-australia-travel-secrets.com/image-files/australian-spiders-huntsman.jpg

Dawwwww.. SO CUTE!

Spawinte
October 21 2013, 01:31:33 PM
http://onebit.us/x/i/lNPlHw9igK.jpeg

Qui Shon
October 21 2013, 02:37:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FhcFRf8.jpg
(the name of the costume)

Sparq
October 22 2013, 04:09:08 AM
http://onebit.us/x/i/kjDJFNwUaJ.jpg

... and the gallery (http://mrriar.deviantart.com/)

walrus
October 22 2013, 04:12:58 AM
http://i.imgur.com/TsrKv.jpg

Venec
October 22 2013, 07:39:09 AM
Nords sure do love their hills and farms.

Selb
October 22 2013, 07:53:24 AM
I like the sound of Naughty Valley

Kai
October 22 2013, 08:48:51 AM
Nah, Spankfield.

Overspark
October 22 2013, 09:03:08 AM
Breastfeed Farm is the one that caught my eye.

Qui Shon
October 22 2013, 09:24:24 AM
http://i.imgur.com/uYaCAYn.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QYWErGA.jpg

helgur
October 22 2013, 02:05:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/TsrKv.jpg

Hellerud is translated to Hellfarm, and Tveita just translated to farm ... :derper:

TIL I used to live in/on a farm

edit: When I think about it, my street is called "Smithy's House Hill", and if I can think of one good reason to move up north it is because of the nice hills :psyduck:

I never though about it but there is something very wrong here

IceBlock
October 22 2013, 03:29:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/TsrKv.jpg

Hellerud is translated to Hellfarm, and Tveita just translated to farm ... :derper:

TIL I used to live in/on a farm

edit: When I think about it, my street is called "Smithy's House Hill", and if I can think of one good reason to move up north it is because of the nice hills :psyduck:

I never though about it but there is something very wrong here
As it is written the bottom corner - Extremely freely translated ...

helgur
October 22 2013, 03:50:53 PM
As it is written the bottom corner - Extremely freely translated ...

Literally no one in the entire world could match your acute observation sensens, how nice of you to point that out to us, sherlock

Also, you must be extremely fun at parties

Spawinte
October 22 2013, 05:26:54 PM
http://static.tumblr.com/pbv37vl/UwSlzt0ye/laffsfolks.png

Ralara
October 22 2013, 05:43:08 PM
That's horrible.

Smarnca
October 22 2013, 05:47:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/S7oniZJ.jpg

Ralara
October 22 2013, 05:54:48 PM
http://i.imgur.com/S7oniZJ.jpg

http://www.vivicidecorp.com/tear.png

IceBlock
October 22 2013, 07:19:16 PM
As it is written the bottom corner - Extremely freely translated ...

Literally no one in the entire world could match your acute observation sensens, how nice of you to point that out to us, sherlock

Also, you must be extremely fun at parties
That's why we all hang here right?

Dorvil Barranis
October 22 2013, 09:09:51 PM
https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/q71/1382392_174637972740006_1936591497_n.jpg

MrEMan
October 22 2013, 10:41:55 PM
Best halloween costume
http://i.imgur.com/aPR2pHK.jpg

DevilDude
October 23 2013, 02:46:49 AM
http://i.imgur.com/w3kap7O.jpg

Not. Even. Joking. (http://www.aquaticmammalsjournal.org/attachments/article/505/36_4_Harris.pdf)

Overspark
October 23 2013, 09:29:08 AM
http://i.imgur.com/w3kap7O.jpg

Not. Even. Joking. (http://www.aquaticmammalsjournal.org/attachments/article/505/36_4_Harris.pdf)

Sexing their corpses up to a week after they died is a nice touch.

W0lf Crendraven
October 23 2013, 10:42:15 AM
http://i.imgur.com/w3kap7O.jpg

Not. Even. Joking. (http://www.aquaticmammalsjournal.org/attachments/article/505/36_4_Harris.pdf)

Sexing their corpses up to a week after they died is a nice touch.

Forgot in which, but in a islamic country there was a law passed giving husbands the right to have intercourse with their wifes corpse for a period of time after she passed away. This kinda remind me of that.

Stoffl
October 23 2013, 10:45:24 AM
Egypt afaik.
At least a female friend from who's from Egypt and went back for a funeral once told me that exact same story.

Hast
October 23 2013, 12:04:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/TsrKv.jpg

Hellerud is translated to Hellfarm, and Tveita just translated to farm ... :derper:

TIL I used to live in/on a farm

edit: When I think about it, my street is called "Smithy's House Hill", and if I can think of one good reason to move up north it is because of the nice hills :psyduck:

I never though about it but there is something very wrong here

I live somewhere between Son of Sin and Carl Berners place, although Carl Berner square would be a better translation. Also Helsfyr would have been better translated to Hells lighthouse. And there are lot more that are just plain wrong. :|

Luna Lee
October 23 2013, 12:33:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/w3kap7O.jpg

Not. Even. Joking. (http://www.aquaticmammalsjournal.org/attachments/article/505/36_4_Harris.pdf)

Sexing their corpses up to a week after they died is a nice touch.

Forgot in which, but in a islamic country there was a law passed giving husbands the right to have intercourse with their wifes corpse for a period of time after she passed away. This kinda remind me of that.

Give it a few weeks and you can make your own hole.

epictetus
October 23 2013, 01:31:40 PM
http://i.imgur.com/w3kap7O.jpg

Not. Even. Joking. (http://www.aquaticmammalsjournal.org/attachments/article/505/36_4_Harris.pdf)

Sexing their corpses up to a week after they died is a nice touch.

Forgot in which, but in a islamic country there was a law passed giving husbands the right to have intercourse with their wifes corpse for a period of time after she passed away. This kinda remind me of that.

Give it a few weeks and you can make your own hole.

From some of the pics on that report it looks like that is exactly what those otters have been up to (eye sockets).

Loire
October 23 2013, 02:41:42 PM
Best halloween costume
http://i.imgur.com/aPR2pHK.jpg

Oh wow. First time I saw this pic all I thought was "Good makeup job". Then I saw the rest of the costume. Ouch.

cheeba
October 23 2013, 03:22:09 PM
Fighting cancer, a journey. (http://imgur.com/gallery/Po7i1)

Straight Hustlin
October 23 2013, 03:53:53 PM
Fighting cancer, a journey. (http://imgur.com/gallery/Po7i1)

Welp now I'm fucking depressed

http://i.imgur.com/8dVigHB.jpg?1 here is a picture of a cute cat

QuackBot
October 23 2013, 04:00:11 PM
From some of the pics on that report it looks like that is exactly what those otters have been up to (eye sockets).
What is it?

Ryuichi
October 23 2013, 04:53:12 PM
http://i.imgur.com/plFQCne.jpg

Venec
October 23 2013, 05:11:51 PM
ಠ_ಠ

Cassiuss
October 23 2013, 05:13:12 PM
idgi

DevilDude
October 23 2013, 06:49:08 PM
Fighting cancer, a journey. (http://imgur.com/gallery/Po7i1)

Welp now I'm fucking depressed

http://i.imgur.com/8dVigHB.jpg?1 here is a picture of a cute cat

even the fucking cat looks sad, damn you!

Larkonis Trassler
October 23 2013, 07:39:37 PM
Happy lion is saving this thread.

http://rosswarner.com/ng_lion1.jpg

Straight Hustlin
October 23 2013, 07:43:51 PM
Happy lion is saving this thread.

http://rosswarner.com/ng_lion1.jpg

That is the smug look of satisfaction that comes with spending your day killing gazelles and fucking your harem of females.

cheeba
October 23 2013, 07:53:38 PM
Apologies for sad link.

Here is a photo of my new puppy, jean-jacques woofeau, to cheer you all up:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/24386713/Pics/jon-jaques%20woofeau2.jpg

QuackBot
October 23 2013, 08:00:14 PM
Welp now I'm fucking depressed

http://i.imgur.com/8dVigHB.jpg?1 here is a picture of a cute cat
Welp, i now have a skyguard.

Corwyna
October 23 2013, 08:03:15 PM
Happy lion is saving this thread.

http://www.african-safari-journals.com/image-files/lionmating.jpg
FYP

Larkonis Trassler
October 23 2013, 08:34:05 PM
Apologies for sad link.

Here is a photo of my new puppy, jean-jacques woofeau, to cheer you all up:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/24386713/Pics/jon-jaques%20woofeau2.jpg
More like jean-jaques poofteau

What a gay looking dog.

Lancehot
October 23 2013, 08:38:48 PM
That name wont get old fast.

W0lf Crendraven
October 23 2013, 08:41:55 PM
Happy lion is saving this thread.

http://rosswarner.com/ng_lion1.jpg

That is the smug look of satisfaction that comes with spending your day killing gazelles and fucking your harem of females.

Live of a male lion sucks, they are children, get kicked out, if they are super lucky they get to be the king, they are king for 3 years (or so) usually, then they get driven off to die alone, the one that pushed him off then quite often commits infantcide (killing all the children of the previous one) to which the lionesses respond by going in heat (always perplexes me when i read "fights like a lioness for her children" as a comparison in books to show the female characters dedication to safe her kids).

Elriche Oshego
October 23 2013, 08:44:14 PM
Happy lion is saving this thread.

http://rosswarner.com/ng_lion1.jpg

*Desire for a new British Empire intensifies*

http://www.ww1propaganda.com/sites/default/files/3g10913u-84.jpg?1308785574

Larkonis Trassler
October 23 2013, 08:44:56 PM
Happy lion is saving this thread.

http://rosswarner.com/ng_lion1.jpg

That is the smug look of satisfaction that comes with spending your day killing gazelles and fucking your harem of females.

Live of a male lion sucks, they are children, get kicked out, if they are super lucky they get to be the king, they are king for 3 years (or so) usually, then they get driven off to die alone, the one that pushed him off then quite often commits infantcide (killing all the children of the previous one) to which the lionesses respond by going in heat (always perplexes me when i read "fights like a lioness for her children" as a comparison in books to show the female characters dedication to safe her kids).

Male privilege.

DevilDude
October 23 2013, 09:00:43 PM
Happy lion is saving this thread.

http://rosswarner.com/ng_lion1.jpg

That is the smug look of satisfaction that comes with spending your day killing gazelles and fucking your harem of females.

Live of a male lion sucks, they are children, get kicked out, if they are super lucky they get to be the king, they are king for 3 years (or so) usually, then they get driven off to die alone, the one that pushed him off then quite often commits infantcide (killing all the children of the previous one) to which the lionesses respond by going in heat (always perplexes me when i read "fights like a lioness for her children" as a comparison in books to show the female characters dedication to safe her kids).

Male privilege.

or you know, most authors are more concerned with good prose than "SCIENCE!".

cheeba
October 23 2013, 09:50:09 PM
Apologies for sad link.

Here is a photo of my new puppy, jean-jacques woofeau, to cheer you all up:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/24386713/Pics/jon-jaques%20woofeau2.jpg
More like jean-jaques poofteau

What a gay looking dog.

confirming he loves men.

Nobody_Holme
October 24 2013, 01:19:14 AM
Happy lion is saving this thread.

http://rosswarner.com/ng_lion1.jpg

That is the smug look of satisfaction that comes with spending your day killing gazelles and fucking your harem of females.

Live of a male lion sucks, they are children, get kicked out, if they are super lucky they get to be the king, they are king for 3 years (or so) usually, then they get driven off to die alone, the one that pushed him off then quite often commits infantcide (killing all the children of the previous one) to which the lionesses respond by going in heat (always perplexes me when i read "fights like a lioness for her children" as a comparison in books to show the female characters dedication to safe her kids).

Male privilege.

or you know, most authors are more concerned with good prose than "SCIENCE!".

Or mebbe a lioness will fight anything other than the alpha male to the death for the er... kittens?

Alistair
October 24 2013, 02:20:20 AM
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1367512.1370798552!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/testicle10n-4-web.jpg

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1367513.1370798556!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/testicle10n-2-web.jpg

Alistair
October 24 2013, 02:22:27 AM
http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/radass-daily-picdump-photos-10.png

http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/radass-daily-pic-dump-204.jpg

spasm
October 24 2013, 02:25:38 AM
What can you never eat for breakfast besides lunch and dinner?

RazoR
October 24 2013, 02:26:38 AM
What can you never eat for breakfast besides lunch and dinner?Supper?

Spaztick
October 24 2013, 03:37:02 AM
Brunch

thebomby
October 24 2013, 06:09:15 AM
*Desire for a new British Empire intensifies*

http://www.ww1propaganda.com/sites/default/files/3g10913u-84.jpg?1308785574

Mmmm, I hope the new one demonstrates a better understanding of Lion social behaviour than the old one did. The old lion must have been somewhat surprised when he discovered that the young lions were the enemy.

Lowa [NSN]
October 24 2013, 08:13:22 AM
Maybe old and I was really tired last night but I laughed my ass off. :D

http://bp.uuuploads.com/shake-dog-photography-carli-davidson/shake-dog-photography-carli-davidson-4.jpg

Rest is here + video. http://www.boredpanda.com/shake-shaking-dogs-carli-davidson/

Venec
October 24 2013, 09:45:49 AM
http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/radass-daily-pic-dump-204.jpg

Nobody likes smartasses.

Some of these answers are very clever though.

dzajic
October 24 2013, 10:39:42 AM
http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/radass-daily-picdump-photos-10.png

http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/radass-daily-pic-dump-204.jpg

I rage more and more at this joke. Made up questions and smartass made up answers to them. Ok you (author and people spamming versions of it on social network) hate school, stop being a smartass about that and give me my cheeseburger with fries.

Me
October 24 2013, 11:20:51 AM
Apologies for sad link.

Here is a photo of my new puppy, jean-jacques woofeau, to cheer you all up:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/24386713/Pics/jon-jaques%20woofeau2.jpg

Maltese or Silky terrier?

I had a Maltese/Silky cross that looked similar to that and he was a nut case. Those kinds of terriers are proper dogs.

One time he attacked a doberman and a pitbull and made them piss off. Terriers have "terror" in their name for a reason.

QuackBot
October 24 2013, 12:00:13 PM
Nobody likes smartasses.

Some of these answers are very clever though.
Chiefie is just a collection of some to turn it against me when i was like looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

DerWish
October 24 2013, 01:14:46 PM
http://m.cdn.blog.hu/ma/maison/image/proteqstarpath1.jpeg
A new way to light parks from Pro-Teq (www.pro-teqsurfacing.com)

Qui Shon
October 24 2013, 01:34:43 PM
There were some cute polar bear cubs I could've posted, but this was much better.

http://i.imgur.com/1yrIgaW.jpg

spasm
October 24 2013, 02:13:43 PM
Nobody likes smartasses.

Some of these answers are very clever though.
Chiefie is just a collection of some to turn it against me when i was like looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

Quackbot is slowly turning into a hideous amalgamation of lobbyz and thornton.

Kai
October 24 2013, 02:16:37 PM
Nobody likes smartasses.

Some of these answers are very clever though.
Chiefie is just a collection of some to turn it against me when i was like looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

Quackbot is slowly turning into a hideous amalgamation of lobbyz and thornton.

Have srsly been unable to tell the difference between recent Hoggbert posting and a bot. It's contagious.

tHornton
October 24 2013, 05:04:06 PM
im pwner

cheeba
October 24 2013, 05:31:52 PM
Apologies for sad link.

Here is a photo of my new puppy, jean-jacques woofeau, to cheer you all up:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/24386713/Pics/jon-jaques%20woofeau2.jpg

Maltese or Silky terrier?

I had a Maltese/Silky cross that looked similar to that and he was a nut case. Those kinds of terriers are proper dogs.

One time he attacked a doberman and a pitbull and made them piss off. Terriers have "terror" in their name for a reason.

morkie = maltese + terrier cross.

fiesty little bugger when he wants to be but mostly enjoys chilling and licking.

Perry
October 24 2013, 05:49:24 PM
http://cdn4.spiegel.de/images/image-560463-galleryV9-lqon.jpg

DevilDude
October 24 2013, 06:11:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/6Ipd7ti.jpg?1

Overspark
October 24 2013, 07:38:46 PM
Chiefie is just a collection of some to turn it against me when i was like looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

Quackbot is slowly turning into a hideous amalgamation of lobbyz and thornton.

Might explain why I have two of them on my ignore list already.

http://onebit.us/x/u/Overspark/0Bi9U3heQF.jpg

XenosisReaper
October 24 2013, 07:40:52 PM
Chiefie is just a collection of some to turn it against me when i was like looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

Quackbot is slowly turning into a hideous amalgamation of lobbyz and thornton.

Might explain why I have two of them on my ignore list already.

http://onebit.us/x/u/Overspark/0Bi9U3heQF.jpg

LobbyZ's posting isn't actually that awful

(I just tried to tab complete his name though, fuck)

Overspark
October 24 2013, 07:42:17 PM
Chiefie is just a collection of some to turn it against me when i was like looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

Quackbot is slowly turning into a hideous amalgamation of lobbyz and thornton.

Might explain why I have two of them on my ignore list already.

http://onebit.us/x/u/Overspark/0Bi9U3heQF.jpg

LobbyZ's posting isn't actually that awful

(I just tried to tab complete his name though, fuck)

Hence one of them not being ignored... ;)

Corwyna
October 24 2013, 07:43:22 PM
http://onebit.us/x/i/ubJF4KHgLS.jpg

Corwyna
October 24 2013, 08:27:44 PM
http://onebit.us/x/i/pC7fSEi2AB.jpg

Overspark
October 24 2013, 08:32:45 PM
http://onebit.us/x/i/pC7fSEi2AB.jpg

Someone +rep this man for me, can't do it twice in a row...

tekai
October 24 2013, 08:34:23 PM
http://onebit.us/x/i/pC7fSEi2AB.jpg Someone +rep this man for me, can't do it twice in a row... got your back

tHornton
October 24 2013, 08:37:40 PM
lets passivlley aggresively say we have ppl on ignore

thats great i bet that pwns them!!!

Loire
October 24 2013, 11:49:58 PM
lets passivlley aggresively say we have ppl on ignore

thats great i bet that pwns them!!!

You sound a little bit pwned.

Skidrowpunk
October 25 2013, 12:14:16 AM
http://cdn4.spiegel.de/images/image-560463-galleryV9-lqon.jpg

Ahh yes, George the Great Dane. The pic is a bit skewed, but he is still a huge dog.

Devec
October 25 2013, 12:41:36 AM
How to answer a test

http://i.imgur.com/PX1saGl.png

Ralara
October 25 2013, 01:29:01 AM
http://cdn4.spiegel.de/images/image-560463-galleryV9-lqon.jpg

Ahh yes, George the Great Dane. The pic is a bit skewed, but he is still a huge dog.

was.

died today.

Ralara
October 25 2013, 01:30:22 AM
How to answer a test

http://i.imgur.com/PX1saGl.png

False

The strike in the F gives it away. the r, u and e could be a retard but the strike in the middle of the F is deliberate and not a whoopsie.


Answer is False.

Kai
October 25 2013, 01:41:55 AM
How to answer a test

http://i.imgur.com/PX1saGl.png

False

The strike in the F gives it away. the r, u and e could be a retard but the strike in the middle of the F is deliberate and not a whoopsie.


Answer is False.

I'd have gone with 'illegible, therefore wrong'.

Ralara
October 25 2013, 01:44:12 AM
How to answer a test

http://i.imgur.com/PX1saGl.png

False

The strike in the F gives it away. the r, u and e could be a retard but the strike in the middle of the F is deliberate and not a whoopsie.


Answer is False.

I'd have gone with 'illegible, therefore wrong'.

and that;s why you dont have 5 sexy blonde boys on your arms waiting to blow you when you get home.

Admittedly, that may not be your dream, and that's cool, we can't all be perfect. But it IS the reason why.

And the only reason.

:D

Booley
October 25 2013, 01:50:19 AM
How to answer a test

http://i.imgur.com/PX1saGl.png

False

The strike in the F gives it away. the r, u and e could be a retard but the strike in the middle of the F is deliberate and not a whoopsie.


Answer is False.

The strike in the middle of the t could very easily be from someone starting to write a lowercase t and then changing it to uppercase.

RazoR
October 25 2013, 01:56:13 AM
*autuism intesifies*

Someone just tried to be a smartass.

Kai
October 25 2013, 01:59:25 AM
How to answer a test

http://i.imgur.com/PX1saGl.png

False

The strike in the F gives it away. the r, u and e could be a retard but the strike in the middle of the F is deliberate and not a whoopsie.


Answer is False.

The strike in the middle of the t could very easily be from someone starting to write a lowercase t and then changing it to uppercase.

In which case, idiot and therefore wrong.

Joe Appleby
October 25 2013, 02:21:06 AM
I'd go with true and mark it as such. Compared to what I see on a daily basis, this is very legible. If the student starts to argue about it, the discussion can go just one way:
- "write more clearly" - preferable, as he can't argue that one really
- "if you don't want me to play pick and chose, write more clearly" - if the student can take it bluntly, the older, the better
not advisable:
- "well, it doesn't make any difference to the grade of the test" - true, but some other student will come with a similar example and it will make a difference to him

Soapy5
October 25 2013, 03:09:38 AM
superior version. patented pending, do not steal

http://i.imgur.com/kt97Im1.png

Dr.Boomtown
October 25 2013, 03:42:52 AM
tabe?

ctrlchris
October 25 2013, 07:23:05 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c0506bc06715523d7ea33ec0e3320e3/tumblr_mv4fg5lxYA1qayidpo1_1280.jpg

'straya

RazoR
October 25 2013, 08:53:03 AM
Gotta keep hydrated while supressing deadly venoms with alcohol, amirite.

Constantinus
October 25 2013, 08:55:21 AM
superior version. patented pending, do not steal

http://i.imgur.com/kt97Im1.png

In my school days, any answer that could not be clearly read was automaticaly assumed to be wrong.

Timaios
October 25 2013, 09:19:12 AM
superior version. patented pending, do not steal

<snip>

In my school days, any answer that could not be clearly read was automatically assumed to be wrong.

In my school days we didn't even have tests in which you were supposed to answer either true or false.

Even in elementary school the questions required short essays, such as "how did humans live during the stone age" or "what was the Greek society like in the ancient times".

True/false -questions, sheesh.

Edit: content.

http://www.hel-looks.com/big-photos/20130809_07.jpg

W0lf Crendraven
October 25 2013, 09:34:11 AM
How to answer a test

http://i.imgur.com/PX1saGl.png

False

The strike in the F gives it away. the r, u and e could be a retard but the strike in the middle of the F is deliberate and not a whoopsie.


Answer is False.

I'd have gone with 'illegible, therefore wrong'.

and that;s why you dont have 5 sexy blonde boys on your arms waiting to blow you when you get home.

Admittedly, that may not be your dream, and that's cool, we can't all be perfect. But it IS the reason why.

And the only reason.

:D

First thought in my head was, lucky him.

Qui Shon
October 25 2013, 10:45:57 AM
superior version. patented pending, do not steal

<snip>

In my school days, any answer that could not be clearly read was automatically assumed to be wrong.

In my school days we didn't even have tests in which you were supposed to answer either true or false.

Even in elementary school the questions required short essays, such as "how did humans live during the stone age" or "what was the Greek society like in the ancient times".

True/false -questions, sheesh.


Multiple choice test is called apinakoe over here, a test for monkeys.

Buttguardian
http://i.imgur.com/bTsO486.jpg

Spaztick
October 25 2013, 10:51:10 AM
I'd do it.

In before some faggot makes a 'hurr hurr u mean the dog' joke.

tHornton
October 25 2013, 11:06:32 AM
pet fluffy tail 『 』

Qui Shon
October 25 2013, 11:20:03 AM
Did I post this already? Can't remember.
http://i.imgur.com/ojm0LRx.jpg

RazoR
October 25 2013, 12:16:15 PM
http://onebit.us/x/i/Nr70EThdxt.jpg

tHornton
October 25 2013, 12:21:31 PM
http://onebit.us/x/i/Nr70EThdxt.jpg

think its meant to be leg makeup

RazoR
October 25 2013, 12:36:23 PM
http://onebit.us/x/i/Nr70EThdxt.jpg

think its meant to be leg makeup

bitch you challenging my autism?

http://onebit.us/x/i/XrbwaRc82g.jpg

XenosisReaper
October 25 2013, 12:37:17 PM
pet fluffy tail 『 』

[Xenosis Perks Up]

(It's Touch, not Pet)

KathDougans
October 25 2013, 01:16:25 PM
http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/radass-daily-pic-dump-204.jpg

I rage more and more at this joke. Made up questions and smartass made up answers to them. Ok you (author and people spamming versions of it on social network) hate school, stop being a smartass about that and give me my cheeseburger with fries.

first answer is wrong anyway. Napoleon died in exile on St. Helena, not in battle.

Smarnca
October 25 2013, 01:18:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xQ4RDA5.png

RazoR
October 25 2013, 01:23:09 PM
first answer is wrong anyway. Napoleon died in exile on St. Helena, not in battle.Battle with cancer?

FatFreddy
October 25 2013, 01:25:08 PM
first answer is wrong anyway. Napoleon died in exile on St. Helena, not in battle.Battle with cancer?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon#Cause_of_death


http://i.imgur.com/65AfYqf.jpg

RazoR
October 25 2013, 01:33:51 PM
Sorry i just read the first paragraph :P

I did know that he was exiled on st. helena though.

Crystalline Entity
October 25 2013, 02:18:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/8V7OYqP.png

Loire
October 25 2013, 02:51:18 PM
Heh.

I've had "True/False" questions in University. And "Connect the Two Right Answers" type questions as well.

Nobody_Holme
October 25 2013, 02:54:38 PM
/me looks pointedly at cisco

Jolin
October 25 2013, 02:56:01 PM
http://i.imgur.com/zB0vYaT.jpg

randomToon
October 25 2013, 04:34:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/zB0vYaT.jpg

His dish looks somewhat undercooked

Spawinte
October 25 2013, 10:24:57 PM
Probably because he's not Korean ya gobshite.

Why didn't they just execute Napoleon? Hadn't he caused enough trouble by the second time they put a stop to his shit?

Keckers
October 25 2013, 10:34:12 PM
Executing him would have martyred him for a start, he still had a fair amount of support after his ultimate defeat.

Also it wasn't really the done thing to execute monarchs (no matter the strengths of their claims), as decided by all the other monarchs of the time. It wouldn't have set a precedent that settles well with them.

Jolin
October 25 2013, 10:43:54 PM
http://onebit.us/x/u/Jolin/Yr0cPTITdX.jpg
http://onebit.us/x/u/Jolin/rbZXUcsn2i.jpg
http://onebit.us/x/u/Jolin/jcHlSHpwBy.jpg
http://onebit.us/x/u/Jolin/gIv6LS3Yku.jpg
http://onebit.us/x/u/Jolin/t30FBGqJce.jpg
http://onebit.us/x/u/Jolin/2AobdrMtdV.jpg
http://onebit.us/x/u/Jolin/VGLPFOLVHt.jpg

Joe Appleby
October 25 2013, 11:23:12 PM
http://www.radass.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/radass-daily-pic-dump-204.jpg

I rage more and more at this joke. Made up questions and smartass made up answers to them. Ok you (author and people spamming versions of it on social network) hate school, stop being a smartass about that and give me my cheeseburger with fries.

first answer is wrong anyway. Napoleon died in exile on St. Helena, not in battle.

For fuck's sake, I'm the resident knee-jerk reaction history teacher and I didn't go all smart-ass on that test. That was unnecessary.

Tapapapatalk

spasm
October 25 2013, 11:32:44 PM
http://onebit.us/x/u/Jolin/gIv6LS3Yku.jpg


Pretty sure you can't buy Kryptonite.

tHornton
October 26 2013, 12:13:59 AM
http://onebit.us/x/u/Jolin/gIv6LS3Yku.jpg


Pretty sure you can't buy Kryptonite.

im pretty sure its not fucking butter either but that doesnt mean i dont use it for the same fucking things

RazoR
October 26 2013, 12:31:19 AM
Pretty sure you can't buy Kryptonite.Pretty sure you can sell it.

l2capitalism

Alistair
October 26 2013, 12:50:00 AM
http://i.imgur.com/oOTVNqp.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/MJGmaTP.jpg

Nicho Void
October 26 2013, 01:14:09 AM
Wayne manor costs $440,000? In Gotham? In Wyoming maybe.

Straight Hustlin
October 26 2013, 01:22:57 AM
Wayne manor costs $440,000? In Gotham? In Wyoming maybe.

this, easily an extra 2 zeros on that

Don Rumata
October 26 2013, 02:02:04 AM
http://onebit.us/x/u/Jolin/gIv6LS3Yku.jpg


Pretty sure you can't buy Kryptonite.

im pretty sure its not fucking butter either but that doesnt mean i dont use it for the same fucking things

Wayne Manor is $444,000?!? in 2013!? My house is appraised for more than that. The real estate crash was not kind to Bruce Wayne at all.

Edit: Batman's rebreather cost $10? Batman should buy US-made shit, not the cheap Chinese crap

jadefalcon
October 26 2013, 02:20:44 AM
http://onebit.us/x/u/Jolin/gIv6LS3Yku.jpg


Pretty sure you can't buy Kryptonite.

The rock from the comics? Probably not. The mineral with the same(or pretty damn close to same) chemical composition as kryptonite? It was found a couple years back...so, technically, you can buy kryptonite.

Loire
October 26 2013, 02:33:30 AM
http://onebit.us/x/u/Jolin/gIv6LS3Yku.jpg


Pretty sure you can't buy Kryptonite.

im pretty sure its not fucking butter either but that doesnt mean i dont use it for the same fucking things

Wayne Manor is $444,000?!? in 2013!? My house is appraised for more than that. The real estate crash was not kind to Bruce Wayne at all.

Edit: Batman's rebreather cost $10? Batman should buy US-made shit, not the cheap Chinese crap

That's not the cost of the house. Its the yearly upkeep and taxes.

Cedori
October 26 2013, 03:19:03 AM
http://onebit.us/x/u/Jolin/gIv6LS3Yku.jpg


Pretty sure you can't buy Kryptonite.

im pretty sure its not fucking butter either but that doesnt mean i dont use it for the same fucking things

Wayne Manor is $444,000?!? in 2013!? My house is appraised for more than that. The real estate crash was not kind to Bruce Wayne at all.

Edit: Batman's rebreather cost $10? Batman should buy US-made shit, not the cheap Chinese crap

That's not the cost of the house. Its the yearly upkeep and taxes.

Is it? Wayne Manor is always shown being a fair distance outside of Gotham itself, with distance comes lower price. And an 'old mansion' would be valued at quite a lot less then a new mansion. And what is Wayne Manor if not an 'old mansion'. For crying out loud, we're only ever shown one full time support staff (i.e. Alfred).

Not that it matters because <comic book>, but /shrug.

Dorvil Barranis
October 26 2013, 03:25:41 AM
Arguing about a poster with made up facts about a fictional character?
http://www.chantalsicile-kira.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/full-life-with-autism5.jpg

spasm
October 26 2013, 04:40:50 AM
Pretty sure you can't buy Kryptonite.

The rock from the comics? Probably not. The mineral with the same(or pretty damn close to same) chemical composition as kryptonite? It was found a couple years back...so, technically, you can buy kryptonite.



I don't think you can buy Jaderite either. No one is mining the stuff because it only exists in one place.

Kai
October 26 2013, 06:15:28 AM
Pretty sure you can't buy Kryptonite.

The rock from the comics? Probably not. The mineral with the same(or pretty damn close to same) chemical composition as kryptonite? It was found a couple years back...so, technically, you can buy kryptonite.



I don't think you can buy Jaderite either. No one is mining the stuff because it's not commercially viable.

FYP. Serbia isn't an obstacle to mining the stuff.

Me
October 26 2013, 10:03:34 AM
$20 in 1939 dollars would buy you a hell of a lot of rope.

tekai
October 26 2013, 10:12:49 AM
$20 in 1939 dollars would buy you a hell of a lot of rope.

some people just don't know about inflation

Zeekar
October 26 2013, 10:16:04 AM
it would buy you 340$ worth of rope today. supposedly.

KathDougans
October 26 2013, 10:25:32 AM
$20 in 1939 dollars would buy you a hell of a lot of rope.

iirc, Batman occasionally flirts with Wonder Woman, who really likes being tied up.

ctrlchris
October 26 2013, 10:35:12 AM
$20 in 1939 dollars would buy you a hell of a lot of rope.

iirc, Batman occasionally flirts with Wonder Woman, who really likes being tied up.

Must be hard to keep a steady relationship going if you're a super hero

Mona
October 26 2013, 12:37:50 PM
$20 in 1939 dollars would buy you a hell of a lot of rope.

iirc, Batman occasionally flirts with Wonder Woman, who really likes being tied up.

Must be hard to keep a steady relationship going if you're a super hero

Iron Man does it easly.


Content: http://i.imgur.com/x2AwqSc.jpg

Alistair
October 26 2013, 12:47:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/fZ21pcz.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/yRo1QkS.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/M6MAU6N.jpg

Venec
October 26 2013, 01:00:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/M6MAU6N.jpg

Ze German efficiency, ja!

Loire
October 26 2013, 04:47:50 PM
http://i.imgur.com/M6MAU6N.jpg

Ze German efficiency, ja!

[citation]

Mavolio
October 26 2013, 04:54:29 PM
http://i.imgur.com/M6MAU6N.jpg

Ze German efficiency, ja!

[citation]

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/05/11/11662345-german-police-fired-just-85-bullets-total-in-2011

Tho it was 2011 not 2012 unless it was the same for both years.

root
October 26 2013, 04:58:23 PM
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/M6MAU6N.jpg[./IMG]

Ze German efficiency, ja!

[citation]

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffengebrauch_der_Polizei_in_Deutschland

Qui Shon
October 26 2013, 06:50:39 PM
http://i.imgur.com/kZrmr9i.jpg

helgur
October 26 2013, 07:02:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/kZrmr9i.jpg

http://cinetropolis.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mp2.jpg

1987

Qui Shon
October 26 2013, 07:41:41 PM
Japanese style
http://i.imgur.com/KUAdLBv.jpg

Keorythe
October 26 2013, 07:44:09 PM
Was he on crack in 2003? He looks like he should be selling it in the 2013 picture.

tulip
October 26 2013, 07:55:37 PM
Was he on crack in 2003?

Filming The Machinist (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361862/), he lost crazy weight.

Ralara
October 26 2013, 08:55:21 PM
Was he on crack in 2003? He looks like he should be selling it in the 2013 picture.

no he lost weight for a part as a drug user or something


edit: tulip has it

Pacefalm
October 26 2013, 09:39:52 PM
Was he on crack in 2003?

Filming The Machinist (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361862/), he lost crazy weight.

Movie is pretty good too. Would recommend

Mona
October 26 2013, 10:14:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/vSwfnWT.jpg

Spawinte
October 26 2013, 11:15:14 PM
Christian Bale has a stupid annoying face.

Keckers
October 26 2013, 11:39:01 PM
He lost a lot of weight for his role in The Fighter as well

Aea
October 27 2013, 01:15:52 AM
NSFW this entire album: http://imgur.com/a/8yaES

NSFW A Sampling of Content


http://i.imgur.com/99wDhEC.jpg

Spawinte
October 27 2013, 01:39:30 AM
http://onebit.us/x/i/nik0XhbIKP.jpg

Daco
October 27 2013, 01:51:46 AM
'MURICA

Idara
October 27 2013, 01:52:42 AM
http://onebit.us/x/i/nik0XhbIKP.jpg


'MURICA

http://onebit.us/x/i/zQbcpA8zRC.gif

Loire
October 27 2013, 01:53:43 AM
NSFW this entire album: http://imgur.com/a/8yaES

NSFW A Sampling of Content


http://i.imgur.com/99wDhEC.jpg


"A vanishing way of life" - AK's, scuba gear, hunting rifles.

Nice pictures though. Native cultures that have managed to hold on this long astound me.

RazoR
October 27 2013, 02:18:39 AM
It'll resurface after everything's been nuked :razor:

Sickpuppy
October 27 2013, 02:54:08 AM
http://onebit.us/x/i/nik0XhbIKP.jpg

really ? not going for the diet coke ?

Kransthow
October 27 2013, 03:00:36 AM
http://onebit.us/x/i/nik0XhbIKP.jpg
http://onebit.us/x/u/Kransthow2/uEhoEnWNs5.png

spasm
October 27 2013, 03:47:18 AM
That's why you buy the colored underwear.

Elriche Oshego
October 27 2013, 04:15:52 AM
http://1-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/a/image/1361/10/1361103569354.jpg

DerWish
October 27 2013, 07:14:10 AM
This is how I feel after this morning.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/2ed2a73dd93f7fe3713901abdd8e07cd/tumblr_mva8zdQvGq1qb7cmlo1_500.jpg

Kalil
October 27 2013, 07:34:25 AM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/27/raqa6ygu.jpg

Taken to lunch by a family friend in HK. Carpark is an exercise in amazing toys, first time I've seen this so took a pic to show

Sent by fappin

Qui Shon
October 27 2013, 08:40:23 AM
Those tribal pics were great!


http://i.imgur.com/xFhZqHt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0S4F3y7.jpg

Muffinsrevenger
October 27 2013, 09:27:30 AM
It'll resurface after everything's been nuked :razor:

The raider look never goes out of style, i'ma wear welder goggles and a flak jacket when the dust settles

Overspark
October 27 2013, 10:41:35 AM
It'll resurface after everything's been nuked :razor:

The raider look never goes out of style, i'ma wear welder goggles and a flak jacket when the dust settles

http://onebit.us/x/u/Overspark/bdRbs0dyv8.jpg

Keorythe
October 27 2013, 10:50:42 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/27/raqa6ygu.jpg

Taken to lunch by a family friend in HK. Carpark is an exercise in amazing toys, first time I've seen this so took a pic to show

Sent by fappin

You only need a regular drivers license for one of those in the US. Some technicality about two wheels in front makes it a regular car rather than a motorcycle. Apparently a lot safer in turn than a tri-moto-cycle.

Loire
October 27 2013, 11:39:47 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/27/raqa6ygu.jpg

Taken to lunch by a family friend in HK. Carpark is an exercise in amazing toys, first time I've seen this so took a pic to show

Sent by fappin

Never seen a Spyder before? They were all the rage back in 2008.

Victoria Steckersaurus
October 28 2013, 01:46:14 AM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/27/raqa6ygu.jpg

Taken to lunch by a family friend in HK. Carpark is an exercise in amazing toys, first time I've seen this so took a pic to show

Sent by fappin

You only need a regular drivers license for one of those in the US. Some technicality about two wheels in front makes it a regular car rather than a motorcycle. Apparently a lot safer in turn than a tri-moto-cycle.

Huh, really? I thought it still counted as a motorcycle (gotta have a helmet, etc). I could see myself getting one if I found myself short of a leg and unable to handle a real bike anymore. I remember one of the guys at the Finger Lakes BMW rally had a fake leg, so he'd gotten a sidecar installed on his bike so he could keep riding. He'd walk up to the bike on his crutches, toss the crutches and fake leg in the sidecar, and ride off. I think it'd been modified to move the rear brake from his right foot (which he lacked) to... somewhere else I can't recall.

Spawinte
October 28 2013, 01:54:14 AM
http://onebit.us/x/i/e63UAQ6qHI.jpg

Alistair
October 28 2013, 04:15:41 AM
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/utters_de9b80_2271101.jpg

Mona
October 28 2013, 08:10:47 AM
http://i.imgur.com/jdfc81D.jpg

helgur
October 28 2013, 11:12:53 AM
Compilation of the very best of Hugleikur Dagsson
well, isn't that obnoxious.
http://i.imgur.com/TLkkHUj.jpg


It's the smoooooth operator.
http://i.imgur.com/ACdmIfB.jpg



http://i.imgur.com/IfOXYsJ.jpg



http://i.imgur.com/zI84IRw.jpg



http://i.imgur.com/caLvbXW.jpg



http://i.imgur.com/arTDbII.jpg



http://i.imgur.com/nkgQ5bn.jpg



http://i.imgur.com/sFhjN4b.jpg



http://i.imgur.com/6ulTPYt.jpg



http://i.imgur.com/lHawvCY.jpg

cullnean
October 28 2013, 12:11:05 PM
http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/internet-174.jpg

Qui Shon
October 28 2013, 12:15:27 PM
http://failheap-challenge.com/image.php?u=560&dateline=1382133695

Dick-in-a-box may not always be appreciated, too direct for some. However I think women should take cues form it, I believe their odds of successful gift would be much higher:

http://i.imgur.com/PbZ4uk4.jpg?1

Kai
October 28 2013, 12:55:15 PM
http://failheap-challenge.com/image.php?u=560&dateline=1382133695

Dick-in-a-box may not always be appreciated, too direct for some. However I think women should take cues form it, I believe their odds of successful gift would be much higher:

http://i.imgur.com/PbZ4uk4.jpg?1

Is this kinda like the way your weird aunt always got you gifts that were several sizes too big?

Smarnca
October 28 2013, 02:55:21 PM
http://shrani.si/f/1Z/4q/3DU6I413/girls-videogames.jpg

Ruri
October 28 2013, 03:02:35 PM
Welcome back! How was your trip to /v/ ?

Smarnca
October 28 2013, 04:43:39 PM
Welcome back! How was your trip to /v/ ?

if you're talking to me I found this on some random FHC like forum

What's /v/ ?

helgur
October 28 2013, 04:59:12 PM
What's /v/ ?

Don't play innocent with us, we know where you got it from. CONFESS CONFESS!!

Devec
October 28 2013, 05:02:52 PM
Welcome back! How was your trip to /v/ ?

if you're talking to me I found this on some random FHC like forum

What's /v/ ?

A place where females are not welcome because they don't really enjoy vidyagames.

Back to pictures:

http://i.imgur.com/UW0qiuj.jpg

Smarnca
October 28 2013, 06:28:09 PM
http://i.imgur.com/bARRhS6.jpg

Jolin
October 28 2013, 06:50:25 PM
http://i.imgur.com/lPR4B9q.jpg

halka
October 28 2013, 07:40:55 PM
Achtung, feels (spoilered for long):
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aoz56Oe_700b_v1.jpg

Straight Hustlin
October 28 2013, 08:19:24 PM
Achtung, feels (spoilered for long):
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aoz56Oe_700b_v1.jpg

that string of depression was posted a few pages back.

Here is an old english sheep dog at warp speed

http://i.imgur.com/AhPiE0Y.jpg

Larkonis Trassler
October 28 2013, 08:25:30 PM
Here is an old english sheep dog at warp speed

http://i.imgur.com/AhPiE0Y.jpg

Nice pic, you don't see many Durex dogs these days.

Equium Duo
October 28 2013, 08:32:10 PM
Durex? :D

Isn't it Dulux? haha!

Larkonis Trassler
October 28 2013, 08:37:08 PM
Durex? :D

Isn't it Dulux? haha!

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/xECUrlnXCqk/hqdefault.jpg

Fantastic dogs, known a few in my time, never met a nasty one.

Straight Hustlin
October 28 2013, 08:40:48 PM
Durex? :D

Isn't it Dulux? haha!

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/xECUrlnXCqk/hqdefault.jpg

Fantastic dogs, known a few in my time, never met a nasty one.

Had one growing up, lovely dogs. Its basically a 70lb lap dog. Only time he would get rowdy was when someone left the house, herding instincts and what not.

DevilDude
October 28 2013, 10:09:23 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/27/raqa6ygu.jpg

Taken to lunch by a family friend in HK. Carpark is an exercise in amazing toys, first time I've seen this so took a pic to show

Sent by fappin

You only need a regular drivers license for one of those in the US. Some technicality about two wheels in front makes it a regular car rather than a motorcycle. Apparently a lot safer in turn than a tri-moto-cycle.

Huh, really? I thought it still counted as a motorcycle (gotta have a helmet, etc). I could see myself getting one if I found myself short of a leg and unable to handle a real bike anymore. I remember one of the guys at the Finger Lakes BMW rally had a fake leg, so he'd gotten a sidecar installed on his bike so he could keep riding. He'd walk up to the bike on his crutches, toss the crutches and fake leg in the sidecar, and ride off. I think it'd been modified to move the rear brake from his right foot (which he lacked) to... somewhere else I can't recall.

regulations depend on the state, in California you don't need a motorcycle license for one because it doesn't actually take the same skill to ride as a motorcycle, it doesn't really take any more skill than driving a car, so long as you're able to handle shifting (I'm starting to think there needs to be a qualification for manual in the US though).

Cue1*
October 28 2013, 10:15:53 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/27/raqa6ygu.jpg

Taken to lunch by a family friend in HK. Carpark is an exercise in amazing toys, first time I've seen this so took a pic to show

Sent by fappin

You only need a regular drivers license for one of those in the US. Some technicality about two wheels in front makes it a regular car rather than a motorcycle. Apparently a lot safer in turn than a tri-moto-cycle.

Huh, really? I thought it still counted as a motorcycle (gotta have a helmet, etc). I could see myself getting one if I found myself short of a leg and unable to handle a real bike anymore. I remember one of the guys at the Finger Lakes BMW rally had a fake leg, so he'd gotten a sidecar installed on his bike so he could keep riding. He'd walk up to the bike on his crutches, toss the crutches and fake leg in the sidecar, and ride off. I think it'd been modified to move the rear brake from his right foot (which he lacked) to... somewhere else I can't recall.

regulations depend on the state, in California you don't need a motorcycle license for one because it doesn't actually take the same skill to ride as a motorcycle, it doesn't really take any more skill than driving a car, so long as you're able to handle shifting (I'm starting to think there needs to be a qualification for manual in the US though).

North Carolina considers it a motorcycle, which is apparently causing lots of issues as people ride them in from other states without a motorcycle cert in their state and get a NOL ticket for it.

Qui Shon
October 28 2013, 10:41:41 PM
http://failheap-challenge.com/image.php?u=560&dateline=1382133695

Dick-in-a-box may not always be appreciated, too direct for some. However I think women should take cues form it, I believe their odds of successful gift would be much higher:

http://i.imgur.com/PbZ4uk4.jpg?1

Is this kinda like the way your weird aunt always got you gifts that were several sizes too big?

Well that depends on your partner now doesn't it.

http://i.imgur.com/NS4f9fR.jpg

Joe Appleby
October 28 2013, 10:54:30 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/27/raqa6ygu.jpg

Taken to lunch by a family friend in HK. Carpark is an exercise in amazing toys, first time I've seen this so took a pic to show

Sent by fappin

You only need a regular drivers license for one of those in the US. Some technicality about two wheels in front makes it a regular car rather than a motorcycle. Apparently a lot safer in turn than a tri-moto-cycle.

Huh, really? I thought it still counted as a motorcycle (gotta have a helmet, etc). I could see myself getting one if I found myself short of a leg and unable to handle a real bike anymore. I remember one of the guys at the Finger Lakes BMW rally had a fake leg, so he'd gotten a sidecar installed on his bike so he could keep riding. He'd walk up to the bike on his crutches, toss the crutches and fake leg in the sidecar, and ride off. I think it'd been modified to move the rear brake from his right foot (which he lacked) to... somewhere else I can't recall.

regulations depend on the state, in California you don't need a motorcycle license for one because it doesn't actually take the same skill to ride as a motorcycle, it doesn't really take any more skill than driving a car, so long as you're able to handle shifting (I'm starting to think there needs to be a qualification for manual in the US though).

North Carolina considers it a motorcycle, which is apparently causing lots of issues as people ride them in from other states without a motorcycle cert in their state and get a NOL ticket for it.

Which is void due to the Full Faith and Credit Clause of Article IV of the US Constitution.

Tapapapapatalk

XenosisReaper
October 28 2013, 11:23:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dPFffTi.jpg

XenosisReaper
October 28 2013, 11:26:36 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dPFffTi.jpg

Obvious fake, condoms dry up and shrivel.

no fucking shit

Pacefalm
October 28 2013, 11:30:15 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dPFffTi.jpg

Obvious fake, condoms dry up and shrivel.

no fucking shit

Imagine you are like dude #94 walking into this room. Would think twice before proceeding further.

Spaztick
October 28 2013, 11:33:47 PM
At least I know we'd have protection.

XenosisReaper
October 28 2013, 11:44:32 PM
(it's from a modern art thingy)

Varcaus
October 28 2013, 11:46:32 PM
(it's from a modern art thingy)

It's a repost for like the 4th time.

XenosisReaper
October 28 2013, 11:52:30 PM
(it's from a modern art thingy)

It's a repost for like the 4th time.

>implying anyone has read all one thousand and twenty pages of this awful thread

Loire
October 29 2013, 12:14:22 AM
(it's from a modern art thingy)

It's a repost for like the 4th time.

>implying anyone has read all one thousand and twenty pages of this awful thread

I'm about 90% sure it's not a repost for the 4th time since I'm about 90% sure I've read every page of this thread and I think I would remember such a distinctive photo after the fourth time.

Overspark
October 29 2013, 12:57:22 AM
(it's from a modern art thingy)

It's a repost for like the 4th time.

>implying anyone has read all one thousand and twenty pages of this awful thread

I'm about 90% sure it's not a repost for the 4th time since I'm about 90% sure I've read every page of this thread and I think I would remember such a distinctive photo after the fourth time.

Confirming.

Venec
October 29 2013, 01:01:03 AM
http://i.imgur.com/xFV0AQM.jpg

Aea
October 29 2013, 01:15:11 AM
Hamster?

Melichor
October 29 2013, 02:01:12 AM
Achtung, feels (spoilered for long):
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aoz56Oe_700b_v1.jpg

Had to watch my dad wither away like that over a year and a half due to stomach cancer, shit seriously sucks :(

Cue1*
October 29 2013, 02:17:46 AM
Which is void due to the Full Faith and Credit Clause of Article IV of the US Constitution.

Tapapapapatalk

No, because the Faith and Credit clause has to do with rights, not privileges. If the FaC clause applied here, it'd apply to conceal carry permits too.

the thing from the buzz buzz

Zeekar
October 29 2013, 05:45:21 AM
(it's from a modern art thingy)

It's a repost for like the 4th time.

>implying anyone has read all one thousand and twenty pages of this awful thread

I'm about 90% sure it's not a repost for the 4th time since I'm about 90% sure I've read every page of this thread and I think I would remember such a distinctive photo after the fourth time.

Confirming.

It was posted here several times. Just saying ;)

tekai
October 29 2013, 07:32:22 AM
(it's from a modern art thingy)

It's a repost for like the 4th time.

>implying anyone has read all one thousand and twenty pages of this awful thread

I'm about 90% sure it's not a repost for the 4th time since I'm about 90% sure I've read every page of this thread and I think I would remember such a distinctive photo after the fourth time.

Confirming.

It was posted here several times. Just saying ;)

and discussed

Jurskjeld
October 29 2013, 09:17:04 AM
I'll just leave this link here, because (http://imgur.com/gallery/FaEGx) I've never seen such cuddlebugs. I'm used to cats being a minimum of hostile.

http://i.imgur.com/WcHPGvV.jpg

Mona
October 29 2013, 11:13:01 AM
Cats have forever alone mentality, but if you pet them properly (use your avatar as reference - stroke them, where Derek has hair, avoid general balls area), they can be friedliest animals ever.

Nobody_Holme
October 29 2013, 01:40:22 PM
Also, let them sniff your hands before stroking them, it makes them a lot more willing to trust if you seem to follow their behaviours.

Also, if you catch their eyes, make SURE they look away first, but dont try to start it going.

W0lf Crendraven
October 29 2013, 04:43:34 PM
(it's from a modern art thingy)

It's a repost for like the 4th time.

>implying anyone has read all one thousand and twenty pages of this awful thread

I'm about 90% sure it's not a repost for the 4th time since I'm about 90% sure I've read every page of this thread and I think I would remember such a distinctive photo after the fourth time.

Yeah, i have read the whole thing, its not a repost afaik. (might have missed a page now and then though, so not 100% sure)

Straight Hustlin
October 29 2013, 04:46:42 PM
(it's from a modern art thingy)

It's a repost for like the 4th time.

>implying anyone has read all one thousand and twenty pages of this awful thread

I'm about 90% sure it's not a repost for the 4th time since I'm about 90% sure I've read every page of this thread and I think I would remember such a distinctive photo after the fourth time.

Yeah, i have read the whole thing, its not a repost afaik. (might have missed a page now and then though, so not 100% sure)

Yeah no this is atleast the third time. Go back to eve sub.

Straight Hustlin
October 29 2013, 06:32:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GKepALy.jpg

Qui Shon
October 29 2013, 08:35:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/tudejJa.jpg

Qui Shon
October 29 2013, 10:38:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2RqNy01.jpg

Crystalline Entity
October 29 2013, 10:40:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/2RqNy01.jpg

cool story bro

Alistair
October 30 2013, 02:25:38 AM
Not sure if repost tbh, it probably is (although not a recent one I think):

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2183782/83571574.jpg

Dorvil Barranis
October 30 2013, 02:29:15 AM
Wait, who has an ass crack on the back of their heel?

Don Rumata
October 30 2013, 02:52:46 AM
Wait, who has an ass crack on the back of their heel?

two heels

Dorvil Barranis
October 30 2013, 03:24:40 AM
Wait, who has an ass crack on the back of their heel?

two heels

Ah, that makes more sense.

RazoR
October 30 2013, 03:28:26 AM
http://onebit.us/x/i/oJLTLJnE7A.jpg

Loire
October 30 2013, 03:38:47 AM
http://onebit.us/x/i/oJLTLJnE7A.jpg

Except the thong is completely changed from picture 1 to picture 2. I'm about 87% sure they just photoshopped the lamp onto her vagina.

QuackBot
October 30 2013, 04:00:10 AM
Ah, that makes more sense.
Ah, i tried that. Maybe someone can make a fake credit card.

Booley
October 30 2013, 04:05:43 AM
http://onebit.us/x/i/oJLTLJnE7A.jpg

Except the thong is completely changed from picture 1 to picture 2. I'm about 87% sure they just photoshopped the lamp onto her vagina.

thats the point

Loire
October 30 2013, 04:45:44 AM
http://onebit.us/x/i/oJLTLJnE7A.jpg

Except the thong is completely changed from picture 1 to picture 2. I'm about 87% sure they just photoshopped the lamp onto her vagina.

thats the point

I missed that second "Is a lie".

Mona
October 30 2013, 09:19:12 AM
http://i.imgur.com/cdempDI.jpg

Spaztick
October 30 2013, 09:19:56 AM
paris in the the springtime

iLOL
October 30 2013, 09:34:48 AM
Keep joking, the finger is sooner up your ass then you imagine.
What a drag it is getting old.

helgur
October 30 2013, 09:39:36 AM
In 2010, 40,975 men in the UK were diagnosed with prostate cancer and 10,721 deaths. How long has it been since you took your prostate examination?

Edit for content:

http://i.imgur.com/EON74ew.jpg

Corwyna
October 30 2013, 09:56:34 AM
Dawwwwww
http://onebit.us/x/i/MMq09DBHsP.jpg

lol!
http://onebit.us/x/i/7AUHkNGOF6.jpg

Mona
October 30 2013, 10:11:10 AM
http://i.imgur.com/dMEZjjd.jpg

Me
October 30 2013, 11:14:42 AM
Keep joking, the finger is sooner up your ass then you imagine.
What a drag it is getting old.

Get the blood test, it's more accurate than the finger and without the risks.

Qui Shon
October 30 2013, 11:55:19 AM
Keep joking, the finger is sooner up your ass then you imagine.
What a drag it is getting old.

Get the blood test, it's more accurate than the finger and without the risks.

The finger is a fuller experience though...choices choices.



http://i.imgur.com/GEaafTu.jpg

QuackBot
October 30 2013, 12:00:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/cdempDI.jpg
Surprisingly sfw http://imgur.com/img/2013/feb/25/iceland-seeks-internet-pornography-ban.

XenosisReaper
October 30 2013, 12:08:19 PM
Keep joking, the finger is sooner up your ass then you imagine.
What a drag it is getting old.

Get the blood test, it's more accurate than the finger and without the risks.

The finger is a fuller experience though...choices choices.



http://i.imgur.com/GEaafTu.jpg

That image is making me feel ill, for some reason

why would you do that

Unless it's shopped

Pacefalm
October 30 2013, 12:23:53 PM
Keep joking, the finger is sooner up your ass then you imagine.
What a drag it is getting old.

Get the blood test, it's more accurate than the finger and without the risks.

The finger is a fuller experience though...choices choices.



http://i.imgur.com/GEaafTu.jpg

That image is making me feel ill, for some reason

why would you do that

Unless it's shopped

You must be new to the internet.

Zeekar
October 30 2013, 12:26:17 PM
Unless its shopped.
Unless.

...

OFC its shopped.

Cassiuss
October 30 2013, 12:54:32 PM
Keep joking, the finger is sooner up your ass then you imagine.
What a drag it is getting old.

Get the blood test, it's more accurate than the finger and without the risks.

Me, that is false. Even though a blood test can determine your PSA levels, a doctor should always examine the prostate first to see if it is enlarged. A PSA test comes second to the finger screening.

XenosisReaper
October 30 2013, 12:55:07 PM
Unless its shopped.
Unless.

...

OFC its shopped.

I didn't sleep last night, cut me some slack

Me
October 30 2013, 01:19:48 PM
Keep joking, the finger is sooner up your ass then you imagine.
What a drag it is getting old.

Get the blood test, it's more accurate than the finger and without the risks.

Me, that is false. Even though a blood test can determine your PSA levels, a doctor should always examine the prostate first to see if it is enlarged. A PSA test comes second to the finger screening.

vOv read an article a while back that said the finger can do serious damage up there. It also said since the disease happens when you are old and the cancer grows so slowly it usually has no effect before you cark it from something else and you'd be better off not knowing and avoiding unnecessary procedures and medication. So they reckoned the blood test is sufficient to see if it's not the slow growing type.

Kai
October 30 2013, 01:45:51 PM
Keep joking, the finger is sooner up your ass then you imagine.
What a drag it is getting old.

Get the blood test, it's more accurate than the finger and without the risks.

Me, that is false. Even though a blood test can determine your PSA levels, a doctor should always examine the prostate first to see if it is enlarged. A PSA test comes second to the finger screening.

vOv read an article a while back that said the finger can do serious damage up there. It also said since the disease happens when you are old and the cancer grows so slowly it usually has no effect before you cark it from something else and you'd be better off not knowing and avoiding unnecessary procedures and medication. So they reckoned the blood test is sufficient to see if it's not the slow growing type.

Fingers do damage but penis (or penis emulator) is fine. :FHC: