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Julianus Soter
April 12 2011, 06:41:16 AM
All that needs to be said really. (http://atatforamerica.tumblr.com/)

My friends, we have the technology. The time has come.

Diicc Tater
April 12 2011, 07:57:33 AM
the All Terrain - Armoured Transport is pretty shit tbh.
The stompy Scout Transport would be more fun.

Omega Supreme
April 12 2011, 08:23:29 AM
Make it so. Immediately.

Japanese built a fucking 200 foot tall Gundam that LIT THE FUCK UP AT NIGHT, we know this shit can be done.

Hell if Lucas is smart he'll get in on it, if he's really trying to make a third trilogy.

Ampoliros
April 12 2011, 08:32:49 AM
nothing says 'america, fuck yeah' like a 100ft tall walking deathmachine with laser turrets

Hatepeace Lovewar
April 12 2011, 09:25:02 AM
:motherofgod:

Sacul
April 12 2011, 10:24:44 AM
nothing says 'america, fuck yeah' like a 100ft tall walking deathmachine with laser turrets

KKassandra
April 12 2011, 12:19:17 PM
nothing says 'American weaboos, fuck yeah' like a 100ft tall walking deathmachine with laser turrets

phpBB:CriticalError
April 12 2011, 12:27:18 PM
she is so goddamn fucking annoying

Al Simmons
April 12 2011, 12:28:04 PM
Germans were way ahead of ya :p

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8626414/mobilefortress.jpg

http://surbrook.devermore.net/original/ ... tress.html (http://surbrook.devermore.net/original/vehicles/mobilefortress.html)

Joshua Foiritain
April 12 2011, 12:30:41 PM
nothing says 'america, fuck yeah' like a 100ft tall walking deathmachine with laser turrets


she is so goddamn fucking annoying
Fucking This, she looks familiar though, i wonder what other stuff shes done, gonna go imdb her.

Devec
April 12 2011, 01:22:31 PM
she is so goddamn fucking annoying
Fucking This, she looks familiar though, i wonder what other stuff shes done, gonna go imdb her.[/quote]

Supportin' she is nothing but eyecandy for the nerds who watch attack of the show a lot to fap to (I guess).

This is what wikipedia says:

Films

Epic Movie (2007) Pirate Wench
The House Bunny (2008) Herself
Two Million Stupid Women (2009) as Ginger
Miss March (2009) as Herself
The Telling (2009) Tracey
Zellwood (2009) Katie

And she was a playmate, so now its proven that she does her job better when she keeps her mouth shut.

Rudolf Miller
April 12 2011, 04:41:02 PM
nothing says 'American weaboos, fuck yeah' like a 100ft tall walking deathmachine with laser turrets

Loire
April 12 2011, 04:46:03 PM
nothing says 'america, fuck yeah' like a 100ft tall walking deathtrap that can only fire forwards with a 45 degree spread

FYP

EntroX
April 12 2011, 04:54:01 PM
nothing says 'america, fuck yeah' like a 100ft tall walking deathtrap that can only fire forwards with a 45 degree spread

FYP

you are missing the point.

LordNemesis
April 12 2011, 05:01:20 PM
It is pronounced Aye tee Aye tee (pretty much 80-80 lol)

also, an AT-TE would be better. Less top heavy and kick ass

Sofia Roseburn
April 12 2011, 05:06:25 PM
It is pronounced Aye tee Aye tee (pretty much 80-80 lol)

also, an AT-TE would be better. Less top heavy and kick ass

AT-TEs also look more awesome, plus they have a huge fucking gun. HOW COOL IS THAT?

Loire
April 12 2011, 05:21:09 PM
nothing says 'america, fuck yeah' like a 100ft tall walking deathtrap that can only fire forwards with a 45 degree spread

FYP

you are missing the point.

Sorry.

Nor does it resemble a giant dick, thus it is not appropriate piece of equipment for the United States of America. :psyduck:

Sirial Soulfly
April 12 2011, 05:28:46 PM
I would rather see a life sized star destroyer myself, cant they pimp an old carrier to look like one ?

Loire
April 12 2011, 05:40:59 PM
I would rather see a life sized star destroyer myself, cant they pimp an old carrier to look like one ?


As far as I remember the smallest Star Destroyers were 1 mile (1.6 km) in length.

The Enterprise, which I believe is the largest Aircraft carrier is 0.213 miles(0.342 km) in length.

Ampoliros
April 12 2011, 05:50:02 PM
nothing says 'america, fuck yeah' like a 100ft tall walking deathtrap that can only fire forwards with a 45 degree spread

FYP

it's not about combat capabilities

it's about STRIKING FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF YOUR ENEMIES

untilted
April 12 2011, 06:07:16 PM
nothing says 'america, fuck yeah' like a 100ft tall walking deathtrap that can only fire forwards with a 45 degree spread

FYP

it's not about combat capabilities

it's about STRIKING FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF YOUR ENEMIES

for 5 minutes. before it stumbles over its own legs.

http://47th.info/comms/disturbed/smilies/starwars/snow_speeder.png

EntroX
April 12 2011, 06:10:48 PM
nothing says 'america, fuck yeah' like a 100ft tall walking deathtrap that can only fire forwards with a 45 degree spread

FYP

it's not about combat capabilities

it's about STRIKING FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF YOUR ENEMIES

for 5 minutes. before it stumbles over its own legs.

http://47th.info/comms/disturbed/smilies/starwars/snow_speeder.png

:lol:

Ampoliros
April 12 2011, 06:19:49 PM
it's not about combat capabilities

it's about STRIKING FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF YOUR ENEMIES

for 5 minutes. before it stumbles over its own legs.

http://47th.info/comms/disturbed/smilies/starwars/snow_speeder.png

Our enemies would have to build snowspeeders first

until then, we are invincible!

Devec
April 12 2011, 06:48:48 PM
it's not about combat capabilities

it's about STRIKING FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF YOUR ENEMIES

for 5 minutes. before it stumbles over its own legs.

http://47th.info/comms/disturbed/smilies/starwars/snow_speeder.png

Our enemies would have to build snowspeeders first

until then, we are invincible!

Why take snowspeeders when you can just push it over by running a tank against it.

Forever Calzone
April 12 2011, 06:50:59 PM
it's not about combat capabilities

it's about STRIKING FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF YOUR ENEMIES

for 5 minutes. before it stumbles over its own legs.

http://47th.info/comms/disturbed/smilies/starwars/snow_speeder.png

Our enemies would have to build snowspeeders first

until then, we are invincible!

Get a couple of suicide bombers to hide in the sand(they like it there) pop out as the AT-AT goes by, climb on the leg and take their one way trip lolnovirgins4u bringing the AT-AT with them.

Boom your monstrous death fortress has just been taken out by a couple of sand niggers and a bit of explosive.

Ampoliros
April 12 2011, 06:58:39 PM
you guys are such downers, man :emo:

Takon Orlani
April 12 2011, 07:03:26 PM
Walking machines are so impractical, but FUCKING COOL.

I cant find the video now, but they have an AI that can be scaled down to a insect-like robot that can do its own complicated terrain navigation, without any guidance from the outside. Moves about as fast as your grandma in her coffin.

FourFiftyFour
April 12 2011, 07:06:09 PM
it's not about combat capabilities

it's about STRIKING FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF YOUR ENEMIES

for 5 minutes. before it stumbles over its own legs.

http://47th.info/comms/disturbed/smilies/starwars/snow_speeder.png

Our enemies would have to build snowspeeders first

until then, we are invincible!

Get a couple of suicide bombers to hide in the sand(they like it there) pop out as the AT-AT goes by, climb on the leg and take their one way trip lolnovirgins4u bringing the AT-AT with them.

Boom your monstrous death fortress has just been taken out by a couple of sand niggers and a bit of explosive.

Of course thats what would happen. Thats why you shouldn't attack with armor unsupported by infantry.

Mr Rivers
April 12 2011, 07:13:08 PM
Its going to blow over in the wind and crush half the nerd population of america

teds
April 12 2011, 07:33:16 PM
Its going to blow over in the wind and crush half the nerd population of america

so there's really no downside to building one of these then?

Keorythe
April 12 2011, 09:54:25 PM
it's not about combat capabilities

it's about STRIKING FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF YOUR ENEMIES

for 5 minutes. before it stumbles over its own legs.

http://47th.info/comms/disturbed/smilies/starwars/snow_speeder.png

Our enemies would have to build snowspeeders first

until then, we are invincible!

Get a couple of suicide bombers to hide in the sand(they like it there) pop out as the AT-AT goes by, climb on the leg and take their one way trip lolnovirgins4u bringing the AT-AT with them.

Boom your monstrous death fortress has just been taken out by a couple of sand niggers and a bit of explosive.

They'll have to invent lightsabers first otherwise they won't be able to open any hatches and dump their explosives inside where it counts. Armor on the outside was pretty much impervious to everything else including a direct knee shot.

Greme
April 12 2011, 10:06:02 PM
This can only end well

Amantus
April 12 2011, 10:10:56 PM
AT-TEs also look more awesome

nop imo

Mimiru
April 12 2011, 11:10:36 PM
God damn has AOTS gotten worse.

Alison Hayslip > that annoying chick

http://www.beertripper.com/OffTopic/off_pics/Alison_Haislip_images/Alison_Haislip_beer.jpg

http://www.beertripper.com/OffTopic/off_pics/Alison_Haislip_images/Alison_Haislip_boob_touch.jpg

http://www.beertripper.com/OffTopic/off_pics/Alison_Haislip_images/Alison_Haislip_Red_79.jpg

http://www.beertripper.com/OffTopic/off_pics/Alison_Haislip_images/Aug26/Alison_Haislip_lick.gif

http://www.beertripper.com/OffTopic/off_pics/Alison_Haislip_images/Aug26/Alison_Haislip_butt_jiggle.gif

Caol
April 12 2011, 11:31:24 PM
God damn has AOTS gotten worse.

Alison Hayslip > that annoying chick

http://www.beertripper.com/OffTopic/off_pics/Alison_Haislip_images/Alison_Haislip_beer.jpg
reminds me of one of those "when you see it you will shit yourself" threads

Keorythe
April 13 2011, 12:23:06 AM
Alison can do sexy as well while being awesome.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f306/Scott0325/l_c1ab1045ceac01007a66e88752e53ea0.jpg


Gratutious butt shots of her in a bikini..

http://videosonar.com/2/video/Alison%20 ... h1dz7.html (http://videosonar.com/2/video/Alison%20Haislip/xh1dz7.html)

Willing to bet Underwood's Playmate of the Year title is bringing in a salary better than everyone else despite being a shit host. Alex Sim-Wise would have been better.

ElweSingollo
April 13 2011, 12:48:02 AM
And she was a playmate, so now its proven that she does her job better when she keeps her mouth shut.

think she would have more success pushing the At-At if she did a themed video along the lines of her naked yoga vid....

NSFW (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xew5qh_very-flexible-sara-underwood_sexy)