[SHC Repost] If you are not watching Archer, you are Wrong.

[Lorkin Desal]

Fmercury wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsvNEO-D-Y4&feature=related

Seriously the funniest show ive seen since arrested development. Watch it. watch it now.

Quote:
At ISIS, an international spy agency, global crises are merely opportunities for its highly trained employees to confuse, undermine, betray and royally screw each other. At the center of it all is suave master spy Sterling Archer, whose less-than-masculine code name is "Duchess." Archer works with his domineering mother Malory, who also is his boss. He also has to deal with his ex-girlfriend, Agent Lana Kane and her new boyfriend, ISIS comptroller Cyril Figgis, as well as Malory's lovesick secretary, Cheryl


the first two episodes are on hulu, the rest you will have to get through "alternate" means or watch f/x

http://www.hulu.com/archer

SteeleResolve wrote:

Hulu is US only, shame, as id probably like that

cyberjunk wrote:

Once again EZTV to the rescue.
http://eztv.it/shows/319/archer/

Ask Unbeatable wrote:

Looks awesome, gonna check it out

+16 pages @ Link (http://assets.talkunafraid.co.uk/shc/viewtopic.php%3Ft=32880&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0.html)

[Asestorian]

archer is the best show btw, up there with ponies

[drealar]

LANA























LANAAAAAAAAA

[RazoR]

We can't stop here - this is danger zone.

[pratell]

did you know men can benefit from keigl exercises too?

[tasmanian]

Can you not rub your dick in my mother's pantyhose, please?

Best show ever.

[spiralJunkie]

bes repost, most accurate title

[Rudolf Miller]

i fucking LOVE this show

more than the LSD breath strips

[Kilabi]

9, 19 and 11 were all aweswome.
After taking a bit of a dive at the start of season 1 it is pulling up extremely now. Loled hard a few time during those 3 eps.

[cheeba]

I feel it is suitable that my first post on failheap is to say how awesome Archer is.





Call Kenny Logans as we're entering the danger zone

[Hatepeace Lovewar]

Reminded me I need to get the rest of these, was also speaking to a mate irl about the show on Saturday, he admitted to not being able to watch it without getting a semi on, glad I wasn't alone! :P

[Devec]

[youtube:1ht0gmnv]dzzqFFKwOik[/youtube:1ht0gmnv]

[Hatepeace Lovewar]

That's my current ring tone, some one posted it in the previous thread (not the 57 minutes version mind!).

[tekai]

[youtube:uu98ken3]3YLixd4LdlI[/youtube:uu98ken3]

[Dray]

Confirming that Archer is funnier than the new Eve forum rollout.

S02 Ep09 Placebo Effect has over taken S01 Ep05 Honeypot as my favourite episode, I honestly thought his "got dick" t-shirt and the "please, you're so gay you sneeze glitter" would never be surpassed but "The Nazis invented Neil Armstrong?" almost choked me.

[Blutreiter]

Oh sweet, there is a second season now?

Need to torrent asap.

[Lorkin Desal]

Archer rules. "Why was he dressed as Hitler??" comedy gold.

[RazoR]

MEOW-SCHWITZ

[Boltorano]

I recently started watching the series "Dinosaurs" from the early 90s, for the first time in almost 20 years.

Jessica Walter's work on Archer has forever ruined Fran Sinclair for me.

[Koga]

Decided to watch it on netflix cause of this thread, fuck yeah. Lovin it so far

[Helen]

Ah god I love this show.

[Iloni Atoriandra]

Needs more Cheryl getting choked.

[Lallante]

I've shown Archer to about 10 guys and one girl so far. All 10 have now caught up on episodes. The girl didnt get it...

[Joshua Foiritain]

I've shown Archer to about 10 guys and one girl so far. All 10 have now caught up on episodes. The girl didnt get it...
Thats because men are smarter then women. :razor:

[pratell]

I've shown Archer to about 10 guys and one girl so far. All 10 have now caught up on episodes. The girl didnt get it...
Thats because men are smarter then women. :razor:

BOOYA KASHAH!

[Larkonis Trassler]

That was p awesome.

[Lorkin Desal]

I showed it to all my friends. They all now watch it as well. :P

[Snowman]

http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/archer/assets/downloads/archerBootyToneRingtone.zip

Edited version without the intro
http://www.mediafire.com/?s5b9uykt90ndbk3

[Helen]

Thanks Snowman.

[Snowman]

http://radiospringy.deviantart.com/art/Archer-212-Storyboards-Sc30pt3-205139523

[spiralJunkie]

Peppers?

[spiralJunkie]

seriously, archer in russia, one of the best eps yet

[alcibiades]

Yep. My favorite episode of the series so far.

[alcibiades]

I've shown Archer to about 10 guys and one girl so far. All 10 have now caught up on episodes. The girl didnt get it...

Yeah I've shown archer to about 20 people. Most really like it, and have made 2 of them as rabid of fans as I am.

[Zumwalt]

It's kind of weird watching Archer and then Bob's Burgers - seeing the 2 different characters with the same voice.

[Sacul]

All aboard the SS Daterape :lol:

[Yuto]

I feel like Archer and Community need to be aired on different days. My cerebral cortex cannot handle so much awesome in this high dosage.

[spiralJunkie]

well then you're as dumb as you are stupid

[RazoR]

White (K)Nights and the last one are meh.

Not only because of soviet russia jokes.

[Lorkin Desal]

Have downloaded new ep, will watch on train back to uni tomorrow...

[RoemySchneider]

PHRASING!

also, i only just noticed that chris parnell (cyril) also plays the doctor on 30rock - i just might watch that again just to think of archer when he's on :p

[Larkonis Trassler]

More like Lemonparty chairman.

Wasn't as good as last weeks but still pretty decent.

[Dorvil Barranis]

[SPOILER ALERT]

I was briefly concerned that they were going to mess up the show by having Archer be married, but they fixed that real quick.

[spiralJunkie]

[SPOILER ALERT]

I was briefly concerned that they were going to mess up the show by having Archer be married, but they fixed that real quick.

was never going to happen

[Lusulpher]

Decided to watch it on online cause of this thread, fuck yeah. Lovin' it so far

It's pretty hilarious.

Especially as I discovered ants in my cookies. at the end of first ep. :lol:

[cyberjunk]

So far the episodes seem to be mixed, they're some pretty pro hilarious one (pams kidnapping probably being the best so far) and some that are more of the "meh" type.

[Iloni Atoriandra]

That was quite a sad one :(

[Grendelfreak]

N-N-N-N-N-N-NECRO!!!!!!

So is this still accurate concerning series 3? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrRM2yRhiA0

[RoemySchneider]

according to other tubes...
( e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RkMTEbXYmg )
...
there's going to be a lil 3-ep miniseries mid september and the 'real' 3rd season will air after new year's... or so....

[Airow]

in after the hype ^^ watched both Archer episodes in June or so and I fucking love it! can't wait for ep 3 :mrgreen:

[Shiroi Okami]

GOD DAMMIT THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS

[cheeba]

fuck yah!

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110425223724/archer/images/a/ab/PPSH41.jpg

[LancerSix]

Plus fucking one.

Eat grenade, stupids.

[Rudolf Miller]

fuck yah!

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110425223724/archer/images/a/ab/PPSH41.jpg

shame shes dead.. i was actually rooting for them :(

[Sacul]

Ransom...awesome..compared to rape :)

wow..you just killed like 10 pirates..if the 5 year old me knew that he would get a huge boner

[Grendelfreak]

Pirate King!

[Larkonis Trassler]

Pirate King!

Was pretty epic.

[orcane]

Pirate King!
honoring the pirate king now by rewatching the previous seasons \o/

[Grendelfreak]

I bet my Anthropology lecturer would have loved that episode.

[Snowman]

http://i.imgur.com/mAIsl.gif

[Boltorano]

Wow, Aisha Tyler is such a massive nerd. Less than 5 minutes into a podcast and she made a black hole joke and a reference to Dune.

[RoemySchneider]

thursday @ 10 !

[cheeba]

wait wut ? is there new archer?
is there new eps?
is this true?

kyaahhhhh

[Me]

wait wut ? is there new archer?
is there new eps?
is this true?

kyaahhhhh

~12 hours away.

[Reed Tiburon]

SEASON THREE SEASON THREE SEASON THREE SEASON THREE SEASON THREE SEASON THREE SEASON THREE SEASON THREE SEASON THREE SEASON THREE SEASON THREE SEASON THREE SEASON THREE SEASON THREE SEASON THREE SEASON THREE SEASON THREE SEASON THREE

OH GOD I'M CUMMING

CUMMING EVERYWHERE









PHRASING

[Muffinsrevenger]

The dialogue in this show is just amazing

[MrEMan]

ZOMG archer is back only other good show apart from community and homeland

[Mr Marram]

ZOMG archer is back only other good show apart from community and homeland

Parks and rec.
I have been so long without archer :(

[halka]

This thread has broadened my horizons considerably. Much appreciated.

[Reed Tiburon]

ZOMG archer is back only other good show apart from community and homeland

Parks and rec.
I have been so long without archer :(

And now Unsupervised.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgxFeRVF6ug

Shit is like Aqua Teen Hunger Force but ten times funnier.

[zangorus]

it was on TV once when i was high, pretty good

[ValorousBob]

FUCK YES. I started seeing the youtube ads for Archer a day or two ago and I can barely contain the excitment!

[Leboe]

great episode as always, I won't spoil it for people.

[Grendelfreak]

I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY GIANT THROBBING ERECTION!

[Airow]

torrented the first 3 episodes of season 3 so far, is there more?

[MrEMan]

torrented the first 3 episodes of season 3 so far, is there more? first 2 are actually the last 2 episodes of season 2 that got listed wrong, only first ep of season 3 is available

[Snowman]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=3074239703784

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6feZRsYJS58

[Koll]

Just finished watching 'El Contador'. Imo easily one of the funnniest episodes yet. Not going to mention any scenes as I don't want to spoil it for people, but go watch the latest episode if you haven't already.

[RoemySchneider]

d4mmit... burt reynolds set the bar too high; the rest now feels not-as-awesome-as-it-could-be 8[

[PraetorNZ]

na i dunno i thought the one with burt was a bit shit.
canadians talk so funny its awesome tho

[ctrlchris]

fuck.
Finally got around to watching this.
Burned through the first season today, is n1

[Winged Nazgul]

na i dunno i thought the one with burt was a bit shit.
canadians talk so funny its awesome tho

Burt Reynolds was awesome. New one is pretty good too.

[Me]

New ep up on everybody's favourite Swedish website.

[Grendelfreak]

Gah I forgot about Archer, DLing last weeks and todays ep.

[RoemySchneider]

potatoe, podildo

[Leboe]

the train episode with voice actors from trailer park boys is my favorite of the season so far

[Stoffl]

Is Krieger hard at work ?

He, literally, might be.

[Larkonis Trassler]

De-dildo

[RoemySchneider]

i just caught myself watching this ep for the third time this week

... because there's nothing else on and ofc all the reasons archer is awesome vOv

"and he wasn't always into that!"
- "you mean... vice versa...?"
"Shut! Up!"

[RoemySchneider]

"dont judge me,..... food!"

kenneth's voice ruined it a bit though 8(

[Me]

You drunk too much!

That's a thing?

[Grendelfreak]

Good to see Krieger happy...

[RoemySchneider]

"I bet the gene pool of Polynesia is irreparably altered"

[orcane]

Welcome to the... Danger Zone

good episode although after the zeppelin episode the twist wasn't even remotely surprising

[Shiodome]

next episode looks fun, "that's like killing a unicorn" cracked me up.

[Stoffl]

Is mutiny funny to you Mr. Archer?

I don't know, maybe a mutiny of clowns.. ?

[Larkonis Trassler]

And can it be fired with an erection?

[Leboe]

And can it be fired with an erection?

This joke nearly killed me

[Bared]

If Aliens and Starship Troopers had a child in a lab of pure awesome that was owned by Clint Eastwood, it would be this episode.

[Winged Nazgul]

Don't usually like linking to Facebook but...

https://www.facebook.com/notes/aisha-tyler/dear-gamers/10151040991508993

What a nerd.

[ctrlchris]

Don't usually like linking to Facebook but...

https://www.facebook.com/notes/aisha-tyler/dear-gamers/10151040991508993

What a nerd.
http://1bi.us/381l

[RoemySchneider]

some sort of protocols from comicon
http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2012/07/20/cci-archer-panel-is-as-funny-and-wildly-inappropriate-as-the-show/
http://www.cinemablend.com/television/Archer-Comic-Con-2012-Panel-Recap-44575.html


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlVSt2Rvadg&feature=related alas incomplete

also, according to imdb, happy birthday judy greer -.-

[Winged Nazgul]

Want new season nao!

[Hatepeace Lovewar]

In the mean time I found Frisky Dingo...

http://www.clunkyrobot.com/images/FD_clunky.jpg

[Mavolio]

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/archer-season-4.jpg

Season 4 had started incase ppl hadn't noticed.

[Rudolf Miller]

And if you didn't notice, stab a spoon in your eye as repentance.

[Lorkin Desal]

I noticed

Sent from my HTC Vision

[Airow]

me too

wasn't that space station on its way to mars?

[orcane]

Why is Ray paralyzed again? :o

[Mavolio]

wasn't that space station on its way to mars?

When it was taken over they planned on using the shuttle to send it to mars and "start all over again". But they managed to stop them and flew off in shuttle so station is still in orbit.



Why is Ray paralyzed again?

When the shuttle crashed into earth at the end of series 3 because of archer every one but him was injured and ray was actually paralyzed

[orcane]

Ah right. I need to watch season 3 again.

[Grendelfreak]

And if you didn't notice, stab a spoon in your eye as repentance.

Do I get to choose which eye?

[Grendelfreak]

Change the title to 'Gay for Tolkein".

[MrEMan]

timothy olyphant was great.

[St0ffl]

EPIC

[Lorkin Desal]

Change the title to 'Gay for Tolkein".

Plus rep

Sent from my HTC Vision

[St0ffl]

What the shit was that ?

Hopefully the last remaining shred of archers eardrums.

[Me]

I was wondering if you want to walk again.

No, Krieger, cause this way I'll never have to buy new shoes!

Yeah, but is that worth it?

[Steph]

I too am capable of transcribing amusing one-liners from a television show.

[Sparq]

I too am capable of transcribing amusing one-liners from a television show.Prove it.

[OrangeAfroMan]

<3 Archer, the two cancer episods are my favorite

[Shiodome]

the people the character drawings are based on:

http://www.vulture.com/2013/02/archer-characters-real-life-models.html

[Larkonis Trassler]

I'd take Woodhouse in...

Fantastic episode.

[Overspark]

the people the character drawings are based on:

http://www.vulture.com/2013/02/archer-characters-real-life-models.html

Nice find. You'd almost get yourself hurt in Austin, Texas, for the remote chance that you'll be helped by ER doctor Krieger.

[Me]

the people the character drawings are based on:

http://www.vulture.com/2013/02/archer-characters-real-life-models.html

Nice find. You'd almost get yourself hurt in Austin, Texas, for the remote chance that you'll be helped by ER doctor Krieger.

If there was a chance I'd end up with cyborg legs I'd buy a plane ticket this minute.

[Lana Torrin]

Just watched S4E01 and I laughed so hard I almost pee'd myself.

[Winged Nazgul]

Archer renewed for a 5th season:

http://www.deadline.com/2013/02/fxs-archer-renewed-for-fifth-season/

[Overspark]

Archer renewed for a 5th season:

http://www.deadline.com/2013/02/fxs-archer-renewed-for-fifth-season/

\o/

[Rudolf Miller]

This temporarily restores my faith in TV producers.

[Shiodome]

these kind of shows will have a much better budget:success ratio though i would have though, can see why they'd be more likely to be kept running.

[Winged Nazgul]

LOL. Anthony Bourdain as Bastard Chef.

[Winged Nazgul]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-a2YvcN2Vn7A/UTZVnS8FBZI/AAAAAAAAYOk/xi1V_uxwLbI/w497-h373/yhgLIOW.jpg

Archer cosplay best cosplay.

[Overspark]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-a2YvcN2Vn7A/UTZVnS8FBZI/AAAAAAAAYOk/xi1V_uxwLbI/w497-h373/yhgLIOW.jpg

Archer cosplay best cosplay.

Worrying choice of characters.

[Grendelfreak]

http://i.minus.com/i1Z9U9FhwK1u.gif

[VARRAKK]

<3 Archer, the two cancer episods are my favorite

S3 EP10, best ep eva!
(Archer wakes up hungover, learning his best sex ever was with Pam)

[St0ffl]

http://i.minus.com/i1Z9U9FhwK1u.gif

Another glorious episode




Also, wtb tiger tranquilizers

[Larkonis Trassler]

'Power Blackout'

Lel.

[Larkonis Trassler]

That was pretty fuckin good. Was a bit disappointed about this season so far but this episode was one of the best yet tbh.

[tekai]

Mallory: "What are you apologizing for? Dunkirk?"

[Winged Nazgul]

Smoke fight! Wooooo!

[Shiodome]

fukkin' love archer m8m8's, can't remember what i was going to say now. probably wasn't very good.

[Meridith]

fukkin' love archer m8m8's, can't remember what i was going to say now. probably wasn't very good.

Its the thought that counts m8

[Me]

Archer is so much better when he's drunk and bitching but still kicking ass. So much better than the rest of this season.

[Leboe]

probably the best episode of the season

[orcane]

I really like this season but I'm starting to feel like they need a new role for Pam and Cheryl that goes beyond "Pam and Cheryl sneak into wherever the real agents have their mission, hijinks ensue".

[RazoR]

There's not much room left for office drama tbh.

[Shiodome]

I really like this season but I'm starting to feel like they need a new role for Pam and Cheryl that goes beyond "Pam and Cheryl sneak into wherever the real agents have their mission, hijinks ensue".

well there you go.

also lolled at the dog ending with a "lana...lana...LANA.... LAAANAAAA" "WHAT?!?!" *parp* ^^

[Larkonis Trassler]

I really like this season but I'm starting to feel like they need a new role for Pam and Cheryl that goes beyond "Pam and Cheryl sneak into wherever the real agents have their mission, hijinks ensue".

well there you go.

also lolled at the dog ending with a "lana...lana...LANA.... LAAANAAAA" "WHAT?!?!" *parp* ^^

I too found this incredibly amusing.

[orcane]

Pam for field agent, it must happen.

[St0ffl]

He thinks he's people.

[Steph]

Archer is the only non-Joss Whedon show I know of that does so many callback jokes.

[Boltorano]

Did they air episodes out of order this season?


The order I saw them in they referenced the satellite tech dying 2 episodes before he actually did.

[orcane]

Yeah they did. According to a goon who works on the show it's the only one Fx chose to show out of order (the one in which it happens was supposd to be episode 2 or so).

[FourFiftyFour]

Best episode of the season so far.

[Boltorano]

The end of this season, and maybe the whole season in general felt a bit uninspired, I feel like they're starting to lose their edge a bit.

[Derpy Torrin]

The end of this season, and maybe the whole season in general felt a bit uninspired, I feel like they're starting to lose their edge a bit.

Did you even watch the same season as me?

Archer burgers best burgers.

[Tellenta]

The end of this season, and maybe the whole season in general felt a bit uninspired, I feel like they're starting to lose their edge a bit.

Did you even watch the same season as me?

Archer burgers best burgers.

The last two were hand wavy.

fone poastin

[Boltorano]

Yeah the Bob's Burgers thing was good, although I had to go and watch an episode of the show to understand it. I can't hear H. Jon Benjamin's voice anymore without thinking of Archer.

[RazoR]

The end of this season, and maybe the whole season in general felt a bit uninspired, I feel like they're starting to lose their edge a bit.Same happened before, they'll come abck.

[Tellenta]

The end of this season, and maybe the whole season in general felt a bit uninspired, I feel like they're starting to lose their edge a bit.Same happened before, they'll come abck.

Yup they have a solid show as long as they keep the wit going they have a show. Preggers lana could lead to a jumping the shark scenario if they try to milk it though. Knocking up a main character is risky biznz.

fone poastin

[Me]

I think the 20 minute episodes are hurting them, it feels a bit rushed.

[Rudolf Miller]

I think the 20 minute episodes are hurting them, it feels a bit rushed.

Agree, a 3 episode stint in the final storyline would have helped a bit..

I still liked the season though quite a bit, hoping they get at least 3 more seasons.

[Shiodome]

interesting look at the making of an archer episode:

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2013/04/behind-the-scenes-of-the-archer-season-4-finale/

[TheManFromDelmonte]

I think the 20 minute episodes are hurting them, it feels a bit rushed.

Something something something Dangerzone.
Yeah you're right, I'm not even trying anymore.

[Eard]

Was hoping for more sealab references, although captain murphy trapped under the soda machine was a nice touch

[Lana Torrin]

OK I downloaded the last 2 episodes last night but haven't watched yet. I shall reserve my comments until after I have watched them.

The one where he was "kidnapped" by his old spy school buddy was the best so far. I had to watch it twice because I was laughing so much the first time I missed bits.

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