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EntroX
June 29 2011, 08:15:36 PM
hello mentelgen,

i want to "stress test" the vB build so i'd appreciate it if you guys can shitpost like there's no tomorrow at:

http://butthurt-challenge.com/

i want to see how viable my current setup is (yes, i am bad but i want to test it :V)

i have made it so there's no need to confirm your registration so your shitposting can be done ever easier.

and for those of you who know better, please comment on how i could improve it
http://butthurt-challenge.com/test.php

FatFreddy
June 29 2011, 08:16:33 PM
YOU HAVE MY CAPSLOCK

Haffrage
June 29 2011, 08:17:31 PM
hi

Haffrage
June 29 2011, 08:17:51 PM
what's

Haffrage
June 29 2011, 08:18:16 PM
going

Haffrage
June 29 2011, 08:18:33 PM
on

Haffrage
June 29 2011, 08:18:50 PM
in

Morax Marbas
June 29 2011, 08:18:59 PM
u slow

Haffrage
June 29 2011, 08:19:05 PM
this

Haffrage
June 29 2011, 08:19:21 PM
thrad
hey what the hell not cool bro i was almost finished

Morax Marbas
June 29 2011, 08:19:25 PM
thread btw

Morax Marbas
June 29 2011, 08:19:41 PM
:smug:

Haffrage
June 29 2011, 08:20:00 PM
yeah well i keep getting errors about not being able to make a post so soon after my last

shitpost nerf worst nerf

Melichor
June 29 2011, 08:22:57 PM
ten character minimum kinda kills a proper shitpost tbh

Bacchanalian
June 29 2011, 08:23:30 PM
I don't get it.

FatFreddy
June 29 2011, 08:24:26 PM
I visited a hyperlink on the world wide web and clicked some buttons and put some words into a row of words

Spaztick
June 29 2011, 08:29:07 PM
YOU HAVE MY CAPSLOCK
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/c/0/0/5b/7/AAAADJ7ozSkAAAAAAFt32Q.jpg

Hayes DuSid
June 29 2011, 08:30:29 PM
:razor:
Shitpoastin for +1

Sirrush
June 29 2011, 08:32:36 PM
WE SHALL SHITPOAST.

Space Panda
June 29 2011, 08:36:01 PM
Sup

Tellenta
June 29 2011, 08:36:40 PM
It lacks the shit posting staples that make shit posting so glorious.

Frools
June 29 2011, 08:36:40 PM
hello mentelgen,

i want to "stress test" the vB build so i'd appreciate it if you guys can shitpost like there's no tomorrow at:

http://butthurt-challenge.com/

i want to see how viable my current setup is (yes, i am bad but i want to test it :V)

i have made it so there's no need to confirm your registration so your shitposting can be done ever easier.

and for those of you who know better, please comment on how i could improve it
http://butthurt-challenge.com/test.php
lighty/nginx
xcache

also lolubuntuserver

Spaztick
June 29 2011, 08:39:42 PM
You guys are doing it wrong.

Sirrush
June 29 2011, 08:40:04 PM
What a terrible forum atm.

EntroX
June 29 2011, 08:42:16 PM
removed min character per post and time between each post.

go mad guys, go mad.

EntroX
June 29 2011, 08:43:01 PM
hello mentelgen,

i want to "stress test" the vB build so i'd appreciate it if you guys can shitpost like there's no tomorrow at:

http://butthurt-challenge.com/

i want to see how viable my current setup is (yes, i am bad but i want to test it :V)

i have made it so there's no need to confirm your registration so your shitposting can be done ever easier.

and for those of you who know better, please comment on how i could improve it
http://butthurt-challenge.com/test.php
lighty/nginx
xcache

also lolubuntuserver

tried to set up nginx and failed miserably, didn't you tell me to use memcache?, cos i am :V

Haffrage
June 29 2011, 08:44:13 PM
hi

Haffrage
June 29 2011, 08:45:11 PM
You cannot make another post so soon after your last.
nope still there

Frools
June 29 2011, 08:45:16 PM
xcache is an opcode cacher for php
you could also use APC, both good
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_PHP_accelerators

Haffrage
June 29 2011, 08:45:47 PM
hi

Haffrage
June 29 2011, 08:46:04 PM
NO ENTROX IT'S STILL THERE

Fuggin
June 29 2011, 08:47:10 PM
NO ENTROX IT'S STILL THERE

you terribru at forams

Haffrage
June 29 2011, 08:49:47 PM
apparently

Haffrage
June 29 2011, 08:50:25 PM
hi

EntroX
June 29 2011, 08:52:26 PM
Haffrage: You cannot make another post so soon after your last.
Haffrage: FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
EntroX: already
EntroX: fixed
EntroX: that
Haffrage: nop
EntroX: yap
Haffrage: getting it RIGHT NOW
EntroX: wat
EntroX: i changed it to 0 /o\
Haffrage: getting it right now
Haffrage: you bad
EntroX: checking
EntroX: http://pics.entrox.me/Screen%20shot%202 ... 2%20PM.png (http://pics.entrox.me/Screen%20shot%202011-06-29%20at%204.45.32%20PM.png)
Haffrage: You cannot make another post so soon after your last.
EntroX: vOv
Haffrage: try it yourself
EntroX: you are fucked
EntroX: read the msg
EntroX: admins are excempt
EntroX: so i wont get it
Haffrage: loling irl
EntroX: ill re-reg
Haffrage: oh well
Haffrage: I have a tab open for each word
Haffrage: I take shitposting v. seriously
EntroX: not getting it
EntroX: so lol@u
Haffrage: vOv
Haffrage: all I know is I click post twice and it says no
Haffrage: so
EntroX: maybe relog?
Haffrage: you done bad
EntroX: i just posted
EntroX: fafa
EntroX: and fefe
EntroX: within 2 secs of each other
EntroX: so you are bad
EntroX: vOv
Haffrage: vOv
Haffrage: oh well
EntroX: are you
EntroX: a fucking imbecile
Haffrage: relogged still getting it
EntroX: i meant to shitpost
EntroX: in butthurt challenge
EntroX: not failheap
EntroX: you moron
Haffrage: oh you didn't specify :V
EntroX: yes i did
EntroX: look at the fucking op
EntroX: my god /o\
Haffrage: are you serious
EntroX: yes
Haffrage: you say to go shitposting
EntroX: i am serious
EntroX: oh my god /o\

:facepalm:

Sirrush
June 29 2011, 08:56:06 PM
Haffrage is fucking failure nonshock

Ben Derindar
June 29 2011, 08:56:31 PM
EntroX: i meant to shitpost
EntroX: in butthurt challenge
EntroX: not failheap
EntroX: you moron
Haffrage: oh you didn't specify :V
EntroX: yes i did
EntroX: look at the fucking op
EntroX: my god /o\
Haffrage: are you serious
EntroX: yes
Haffrage: you say to go shitposting
EntroX: i am serious
EntroX: oh my god /o\

:facepalm:
:lol:

Samp
June 29 2011, 09:01:11 PM
Do you have to register or did you copy the unhashed passwords over?

Tellenta
June 29 2011, 09:01:27 PM
EntroX: i meant to shitpost
EntroX: in butthurt challenge
EntroX: not failheap
EntroX: you moron
Haffrage: oh you didn't specify :V
EntroX: yes i did
EntroX: look at the fucking op
EntroX: my god /o\
Haffrage: are you serious
EntroX: yes
Haffrage: you say to go shitposting
EntroX: i am serious
EntroX: oh my god /o\

:facepalm:
:lol:

Should have drawn a picture....

Melichor
June 29 2011, 09:01:37 PM
EntroX: i meant to shitpost
EntroX: in butthurt challenge
EntroX: not failheap
EntroX: you moron
Haffrage: oh you didn't specify :V
EntroX: yes i did
EntroX: look at the fucking op
EntroX: my god /o\
Haffrage: are you serious
EntroX: yes
Haffrage: you say to go shitposting
EntroX: i am serious
EntroX: oh my god /o\

:facepalm:
:lol:

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd307/812912/third_party_facepalm.jpg

EntroX
June 29 2011, 09:01:56 PM
Do you have to register or did you copy the unhashed passwords over?

reg, its a blank db that will be dumped before the move.

FatFreddy
June 29 2011, 09:04:33 PM
Monsieur Haff de la Rage,

With this you have won. There is no need for a honourable duel. Take the dunce cap, you have more than earned it. Wear it with pride and post a lot of shit to do it proud. I shall shed a single tear of admiration on how anyone can be so shit at posting.

Haffrage
June 29 2011, 09:13:41 PM
only entrox could make a thread titled "GENTELMEN, SHITPOST AHOY" and be surprised when I, of everyone on the forum, start shitposting at will :lol:

Orimei
June 29 2011, 09:29:41 PM
hell, no

Amantus
June 29 2011, 09:33:27 PM
rip haffrage

Chakrai
June 29 2011, 09:58:03 PM
Entrox I got an email from admin just saying "test". Anything to do with this? If so can you do it again because while I was reading it I got a mail offering me a job interview.

Andrea Griffin
June 29 2011, 10:06:26 PM
You might want to reduce upload_max_filesize and post_max_size settings to something more appropriate.

Amantus
June 29 2011, 10:11:58 PM
fuck forums

fuck posting

EntroX
June 29 2011, 10:50:42 PM
You might want to reduce upload_max_filesize and post_max_size settings to something more appropriate.
i changed those values so i could import the phpbb db, they will be reduced as soon as we go live.

Frools
June 29 2011, 10:52:16 PM
you imported the db through phpmyadmin? :cripes:
guess that explains why you cant work nginx either :p

EntroX
June 29 2011, 11:45:11 PM
you imported the db through phpmyadmin? :cripes:
guess that explains why you cant work nginx either :p

let me present you :effort:

i managed to get nginx to work, i will have another go at it tonight.

hinch
June 30 2011, 12:12:04 AM
you know for a forum as small as this you really didn't need to fanny around with memcached etc just an out the box deb install of apache+php would have been fine :)

failing that though is vb actually using memcache its abit retarded if you don't configure it properly.

http://www.stopforumspam.com/ go go install that plugin!

if you're after a replacement for apache my personal preference is cherokee (http://www.cherokee-project.com/) or litespeed (http://www.litespeedtech.com/overview.html)

both will interop with memcache and none of the php should need alterations ie: it should run out of the box.

nginx is evil only :lolelitistnerds: actually like it for a webserver

EntroX
June 30 2011, 12:23:26 AM
you know for a forum as small as this you really didn't need to fanny around with memcached etc just an out the box deb install of apache+php would have been fine :)

failing that though is vb actually using memcache its abit retarded if you don't configure it properly.

http://www.stopforumspam.com/ go go install that plugin!

if you're after a replacement for apache my personal preference is cherokee (http://www.cherokee-project.com/) or litespeed (http://www.litespeedtech.com/overview.html)

both will interop with memcache and none of the php should need alterations ie: it should run out of the box.

nginx is evil only :lolelitistnerds: actually like it for a webserver

i was also looking into litespeed, didn't get a chance to try and get it running.

Frools
June 30 2011, 12:39:32 AM
lighty besty tbh!

fuck mod_php tho, that shit is terrible
and theres no reason NOT to install xcache or APC because it will literally halve or more(less?) execution time for php scripts
even if load isnt a problem it'll make things more responsive and its just fucking 'apt-get install php5-xcache' BOOM DONE

but srsly i dont understand how you are having difficulty getting it working with lighty/nginx, the apt scripts should configure that for you
on a clean debian install you just apt-get install lighttpd and php5-cgi and php will be working vOv

EntroX
June 30 2011, 12:41:02 AM
lighty besty tbh!

fuck mod_php tho, that shit is terrible
and theres no reason NOT to install xcache or APC because it will literally halve or more(less?) execution time for php scripts
even if load isnt a problem it'll make things more responsive and its just fucking 'apt-get install php5-xcache' BOOM DONE

but srsly i dont understand how you are having difficulty getting it working with lighty/nginx, the apt scripts should configure that for you
on a clean debian install you just apt-get install lighttpd and php5-cgi and php will be working vOv

except it wasnt, not trying to joke or anything :V

nginx was working fine but all php stuff would go LOL@UGOAWAY etc.

i'll take a look at lighthttpd tonight.

Fuggin
June 30 2011, 12:50:08 AM
EntroX: i meant to shitpost
EntroX: in butthurt challenge
EntroX: not failheap
EntroX: you moron
Haffrage: oh you didn't specify :V
EntroX: yes i did
EntroX: look at the fucking op
EntroX: my god /o\
Haffrage: are you serious
EntroX: yes
Haffrage: you say to go shitposting
EntroX: i am serious
EntroX: oh my god /o\

:facepalm:
:lol:

literally lolling my ass off....fucking Haff rocks.

Haffrage
June 30 2011, 12:54:18 AM
saying "shitpost" in fhc is like saying "jump" in a fleet - somebody's bound to do it right away if you don't say when or where first B)

Fuggin
June 30 2011, 12:56:40 AM
saying "shitpost" in fhc is like saying "jump" in a fleet - somebody's bound to do it right away if you don't say when or where first B)

damn lemming... :obama:

pratell
June 30 2011, 01:09:04 AM
registered, copy pasted password, said password was wrong. then i spammed the button and now i can't log in :(

Blackavar
June 30 2011, 01:27:57 AM
Haffrage: You cannot make another post so soon after your last.
Haffrage: FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
EntroX: already
EntroX: fixed
EntroX: that
Haffrage: nop
EntroX: yap
Haffrage: getting it RIGHT NOW
EntroX: wat
EntroX: i changed it to 0 /o\
Haffrage: getting it right now
Haffrage: you bad
EntroX: checking
EntroX: http://pics.entrox.me/Screen%20shot%202 ... 2%20PM.png (http://pics.entrox.me/Screen%20shot%202011-06-29%20at%204.45.32%20PM.png)
Haffrage: You cannot make another post so soon after your last.
EntroX: vOv
Haffrage: try it yourself
EntroX: you are fucked
EntroX: read the msg
EntroX: admins are excempt
EntroX: so i wont get it
Haffrage: loling irl
EntroX: ill re-reg
Haffrage: oh well
Haffrage: I have a tab open for each word
Haffrage: I take shitposting v. seriously
EntroX: not getting it
EntroX: so lol@u
Haffrage: vOv
Haffrage: all I know is I click post twice and it says no
Haffrage: so
EntroX: maybe relog?
Haffrage: you done bad
EntroX: i just posted
EntroX: fafa
EntroX: and fefe
EntroX: within 2 secs of each other
EntroX: so you are bad
EntroX: vOv
Haffrage: vOv
Haffrage: oh well
EntroX: are you
EntroX: a fucking imbecile
Haffrage: relogged still getting it
EntroX: i meant to shitpost
EntroX: in butthurt challenge
EntroX: not failheap
EntroX: you moron
Haffrage: oh you didn't specify :V
EntroX: yes i did
EntroX: look at the fucking op
EntroX: my god /o\
Haffrage: are you serious
EntroX: yes
Haffrage: you say to go shitposting
EntroX: i am serious
EntroX: oh my god /o\

:facepalm:
http://memedepot.com/uploads/1000/1148_1253230725640.jpg

Spaztick
June 30 2011, 02:16:31 AM
EntroX: i meant to shitpost
EntroX: in butthurt challenge
EntroX: not failheap
EntroX: you moron
Haffrage: oh you didn't specify :V
EntroX: yes i did
EntroX: look at the fucking op
EntroX: my god /o\
Haffrage: are you serious
EntroX: yes
Haffrage: you say to go shitposting
EntroX: i am serious
EntroX: oh my god /o\

:facepalm:
:lol:

literally lolling my ass off....fucking Haff rocks.
:obama:

ctrlchris
June 30 2011, 02:18:28 AM
v0v

http://i.imgur.com/OU1VB.gif

Amantus
June 30 2011, 04:08:26 AM
fuck eve

Spaztick
June 30 2011, 04:21:19 AM
fuck eve
[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li7tlhh0zh1qafrh6.png[ /img]

PONY INFRACTION

Zumwalt
June 30 2011, 04:23:45 AM
Nice

Amantus
June 30 2011, 04:55:22 AM
fuck eve
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li7tlhh0zh1qafrh6.png

you seem madder than me

lubica
June 30 2011, 07:00:21 AM
poastin'

helgur
June 30 2011, 01:02:56 PM
: lolhaff : tbh

Amantus
June 30 2011, 04:37:24 PM
fuck eve

Fuggin
June 30 2011, 06:24:15 PM
fuck eve

no really...

MaZ
June 30 2011, 09:27:05 PM
php5-fpm do it

username01
July 1 2011, 12:22:56 AM
abc123

EntroX
July 1 2011, 12:58:27 AM
butthurt is now closed because i'm dumping the DB to get the new one rolling.

Sofia Roseburn
July 1 2011, 07:23:12 PM
butthurt is now closed because i'm dumping the DB to get the new one rolling.

m8

EntroX
July 1 2011, 07:28:13 PM
butthurt is now closed because i'm dumping the DB to get the new one rolling.

m8

?

Sofia Roseburn
July 1 2011, 07:30:12 PM
butthurt is now closed because i'm dumping the DB to get the new one rolling.

m8

?

Quack.

EntroX
July 1 2011, 07:37:21 PM
http://pics.entrox.me/quackfinal2.png