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The Monkeysphere
June 14 2011, 09:02:39 PM
.. so their forums are pretty hilarious.

http://translate.google.com/translate?h ... 2-1-1.html (http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&ie=UTF8&prev=_t&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=zh-CN&tl=en&twu=1&u=http://bbs.eve-online.com.cn/thread-79942-1-1.html)


In the face of such obvious advantages, the Chinese local Legion is no chance of success is not natural.
First of all, for the harvest team, you can start using the insurance after a war patrol teams and their white confrontation, after we repeatedly bashing the other group must negligent, that the Chinese people can not play, so they are the number of scattered, we then 10:1 team and their heavy sudden confrontation, such as 50 to 5, so have a good chance to win.

The face of hundreds of simultaneous super-flagship of the situation, we can take the way to space for time. Such as the sovereignty of the other party to have pushed the entire north, and then we fled to high security, so they go south to push Karcher, and we return to the north stand of sovereignty, and so on.

When the other flagship alone, may seize the time, immediately through the relationship, limiting foreign access to China's lines, dropped once every 5 minutes, let the other super flagship support troops can not be timely, so that we can play more to form a less effective situation, eat each other like an aircraft carrier.

Also want Union to bite the bullet, and the other alliance, surface support each other, in fact, not just labor, output, secretly the positive forces of our intelligence, to do inside.

Invasion is about to begin, this is not just a disaster of individual sovereign alliance is about to face the CEVE catastrophe, not only the current balance of power 00 to be completely broken, even the CEVE resource prices, but also by a tremendous impact.

An adorable look at new high, by the Japanese fishing intensity, cheat violence, rape, violence eggs, all sorts of **, you can so remain unmoved?
Even the palm of the hand often mixed with European clothing, to hear this news, they said, "could not afford to turn a blind eye," and begin preparations for return to national service, to support the front.

Take up arms it! When your son asks, "Even the U.S. and Europe at the time coalition forces invaded CEVE, what are you doing?", You want to answer him "father of the Union was destroyed by them, and I shrink not in the high security out of the space station," you ?


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How to deal with the fart party
1. You are the foreign adults, you and your family are foreign adults.
2. Yang adults come, go and worship it with the fart party.
3. Apparitions foreign adults, and go and worship it with the fart party

Nordstern
June 14 2011, 09:13:48 PM
Take up arms it! When your son asks, "Even the U.S. and Europe at the time coalition forces invaded CEVE, what are you doing?", You want to answer him "father of the Union was destroyed by them, and I shrink not in the high security out of the space station," you ?
This is better than any of the propaganda I had while in the NC. Bravo. :D

Veshta Yoshida
June 14 2011, 09:23:05 PM
Yeah, those morale boosting threads have been appearing more and more since the noob-swarm started taking out big targets.

There are some who are trying to get organized in corps and alliances recruiting by way of a server wide CTA to kill the foreign incursion and they are picking up steam. Boredom must have been insane for a few hundred people to create such a stir.

Will be a while though, they are not at all accustomed to working together in anything but a handful at a time .. even their alliances are merely just big groups of individuals.

Seen threads discussing reimbursement of combat losses, training for logistics, getting null involved etc. so they are learning and fast .. going to be hard for them as they don't have leadership as we are used to (ie. no common goal).

Very strange really, almost as if they play just to play something other than WoW/Lineage without realizing that spaceships are serious business :lol:

Edit: Make sure to help/educate when possible. The poor guys need a lot of grooming if they are ever to be more than lambs to the slaughter.

Synapse
June 15 2011, 02:19:16 AM
Edit: Make sure to help/educate when possible. The poor guys need a lot of grooming if they are ever to be more than lambs to the slaughter.

Why? The sooner they learn to be like TQ, the sooner we all have to go back to being blueballed bittervet forum posters.

Melichor
June 15 2011, 04:59:22 AM
Yeah they can learn their mistakes when they wake up in the clone bay

monomaniar
June 15 2011, 05:29:22 AM
.. so their forums are pretty hilarious.

http://translate.google.com/translate?h ... 2-1-1.html (http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&ie=UTF8&prev=_t&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=zh-CN&tl=en&twu=1&u=http://bbs.eve-online.com.cn/thread-79942-1-1.html)

[quote]In the face of such obvious advantages, the Chinese local Legion is no chance of success is not natural.
First of all, for the harvest team, you can start using the insurance after a war patrol teams and their white confrontation, after we repeatedly bashing the other group must negligent, that the Chinese people can not play, so they are the number of scattered, we then 10:1 team and their heavy sudden confrontation, such as 50 to 5, so have a good chance to win.

The face of hundreds of simultaneous super-flagship of the situation, we can take the way to space for time. Such as the sovereignty of the other party to have pushed the entire north, and then we fled to high security, so they go south to push Karcher, and we return to the north stand of sovereignty, and so on.

When the other flagship alone, may seize the time, immediately through the relationship, limiting foreign access to China's lines, dropped once every 5 minutes, let the other super flagship support troops can not be timely, so that we can play more to form a less effective situation, eat each other like an aircraft carrier.

Also want Union to bite the bullet, and the other alliance, surface support each other, in fact, not just labor, output, secretly the positive forces of our intelligence, to do inside.

Invasion is about to begin, this is not just a disaster of individual sovereign alliance is about to face the CEVE catastrophe, not only the current balance of power 00 to be completely broken, even the CEVE resource prices, but also by a tremendous impact.

An adorable look at new high, by the Japanese fishing intensity, cheat violence, rape, violence eggs, all sorts of **, you can so remain unmoved?
Even the palm of the hand often mixed with European clothing, to hear this news, they said, "could not afford to turn a blind eye," and begin preparations for return to national service, to support the front.

Take up arms it! When your son asks, "Even the U.S. and Europe at the time coalition forces invaded CEVE, what are you doing?", You want to answer him "father of the Union was destroyed by them, and I shrink not in the high security out of the space station," you ?


http://translate.google.com/translate?h ... 2-1-1.html (http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&ie=UTF8&prev=_t&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=zh-CN&tl=en&twu=1&u=http://bbs.eve-online.com.cn/thread-79942-1-1.html)


How to deal with the fart party
1. You are the foreign adults, you and your family are foreign adults.
2. Yang adults come, go and worship it with the fart party.
3. Apparitions foreign adults, and go and worship it with the fart party[/quote:xuc09bre]




this post.......it is the source of the rumor.
It is a totally lie that he even said that PL has most of the systems of the universe, and becoming boring for conquering the universe on TQ ,so come CEVE to conquer, at its first edition..
Now some of it becoming true....

Haffrage
June 15 2011, 05:49:05 AM
Why should a few hundred millions of so-called heavenly lion-linked?
Why can not we use a few hundred people to deal with dozens of people?
Well ~ the number of such can always be right?
When foreigners to one-hundred? They open G M ship? With foreigners or the Foreign Service of the game we went to a lot, I've never seen the game so any one head foreigners fear!

Euyis
June 15 2011, 05:51:33 AM
snip

:psyduck: cannot comprehend

Mike deVoid
June 15 2011, 05:55:45 AM
snip

:psyduck: cannot comprehend

That's all part of the fun! (even if it get's us nowhere)

Euyis
June 15 2011, 06:00:30 AM
When your sons ask you "Dad, what were you doing when Serenity was being invaded by foreign invaders?"
Do you actually want to tell him "Daddy's alliance was fucked and dad did nothing other than went hiding in highsec, carebearing"?

Haffrage
June 15 2011, 06:01:57 AM
Why can not we use a few hundred people to deal with dozens of people? that's the highlight for me tbh

Euyis
June 15 2011, 06:04:42 AM
Why can not we use a few hundred people to deal with dozens of people? that's the highlight for me tbh

actually this is essentially the modus operandi of FBP bloc in sov warfare... and now in basically all kinds of warfare.

mira o'karr
June 15 2011, 06:15:04 AM
cant wait to get me a cloaky raven and harrass their home systems BE style.
oh the tears :)

Leboe
June 15 2011, 06:32:04 AM
cant wait to get me a cloaky raven and harrass their home systems BE style.
oh the tears :)

I think post dominion they favor unprobable sniper nightmares

mira o'karr
June 15 2011, 06:52:52 AM
yea but i liked the cloaky raven/pest :D

also seems more attainable mid term.

TZeer
June 15 2011, 11:13:30 AM
In longtherm, you should also see how they would welcome Black Op hotdrops :P

TZeer
June 15 2011, 11:13:57 AM
yea but i liked the cloaky raven/pest :D

also seems more attainable mid term.


cloaky raven best raven

Christos
June 15 2011, 11:43:02 AM
When my son asks me "Father where were you when the Europeans invaded CEVE?" im gonna facepalm because my son knows about aincient videogames -_-