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The Monkeysphere
June 14 2011, 03:44:44 PM
Herro guys, it is time there is an arriance for simirarry minded humorous individuars!

(I actually do tell the difference between Chinamen and the Japanese)


In any case,


NAME IDEAS FOR AN ALLIANCE GO HERE:


- The Western Coalition [WC] or [WEST] or [NATO]

EntroX
June 14 2011, 03:47:26 PM
corp is already west, so we should go for something else.

also, no need for an alliance until we can actually use the sov stuff tbh, not to mention i don't think we need more than 1 corp at the moment ;p

Mangala Solaris
June 14 2011, 03:49:07 PM
corp is already west, so we should go for something else.

also, no need for an alliance until we can actually use the sov stuff tbh, not to mention i don't think we need more than 1 corp at the moment ;p

The Illuminati corp on Serenity would beg to differ :)

EntroX
June 14 2011, 03:50:39 PM
wat

anyhow, 6d until megacorp managment 5, then its the empire control 1 to 5 so i can make an alliance.

Ohh_No
June 14 2011, 03:52:28 PM
CapitalismDOT

Tellenta
June 14 2011, 03:58:35 PM
China Syndrome? [oops]

Joshua Foiritain
June 14 2011, 04:00:31 PM
LEONARDO DICAPRIO [DERP]

Logo: :derper:

Or something with lots of L's in it so they cant pronounce it :razor:

Dez
June 14 2011, 04:00:55 PM
Clearly Band of Brothers?

Mrenda
June 14 2011, 04:01:44 PM
Shoulda called your corp Band of Goonwaffe.

Kinon
June 14 2011, 04:03:16 PM
Hope and Change [OBAMA] (or [SMUG])

Note, I'm clearly American.

The Monkeysphere
June 14 2011, 04:03:49 PM
YUROP seems like a pretty good ticker now that you think about it.

Theorytest
June 14 2011, 04:17:05 PM
The Commonwealth

[TC]

FatFreddy
June 14 2011, 04:19:56 PM
Desperately Edgy Racial Political Argument [DERPA]

Ohh_No
June 14 2011, 04:26:26 PM
Desperately Edgy Racial Political Argument [DERPA]

:obama:

Virtuozzo
June 14 2011, 04:28:17 PM
AWESOME [SAUCE]

Voila

The Crushah
June 14 2011, 04:28:58 PM
FirstWorldProblem [FATTY]

Ohh_No
June 14 2011, 04:29:32 PM
Rooks and Kings

So they think they're actually being invaded by R&K

Ezra
June 14 2011, 04:38:26 PM
Empire of the Setting Sun [WAPE]

stormyfs-shitpoastin
June 14 2011, 04:40:19 PM
White and Nerdy <WAN> tbh

Belid Hagen
June 14 2011, 04:42:19 PM
Double Dutch Rudder Brotherhood [WANK]

Dez
June 14 2011, 04:42:51 PM
Glory to Ze Dong [DONG]

The Monkeysphere
June 14 2011, 04:46:38 PM
Can't believe nobody has suggested a Derek-themed name or ticker.

The Brotherhood of the Ginger Moustache [DEREK]

EntroX
June 14 2011, 04:49:06 PM
i just made a non-chink channel.

CAPITALISM

only members of [WEST] and [OSHIT] can join.

Mangala Solaris
June 14 2011, 04:51:57 PM
Opium for Tea [CONQR]

Christos
June 14 2011, 04:58:51 PM
Dot Alliance. [DOT]

Synapse
June 14 2011, 05:17:35 PM
Remember, any corp in our alliance is going to have to follow the same behavior policy we have worked out in that sticky.

If we don't think thats likely to happen, we shouldn't have an alliance or we risk getting thrown out with the worst of them. Not sure who this illuminati corp are but tbh if there are goons joining it, it's never going to follow any rules of decency.

Unless Entrox would literally spill blood with their CEO, I think its a pretty good way to get all involved a nice ban. (it's a bad idea.)

The Monkeysphere
June 14 2011, 05:26:32 PM
If you're not sure about this Illuminati corp then you should get fucked. In an oriental way.

Dez
June 14 2011, 06:52:20 PM
Stupid Mongowians [KHAN]

http://i.imgur.com/wJm5k.jpg

Hels
June 14 2011, 07:03:11 PM
If you're not sure about this Illuminati corp then you should get fucked. In an oriental way.

I do agree.

1. The guides are public, this was bound to happen.
2. Frankly each Corp is who will police their members, we can't force it from here, we can't force them to join up with our Corp either.
3. If we build a rapport with the GMs then we have top cover for us. If the PL guys want to be dumb that's their problem.
4. They wouldn't make a Corp if they just wanted to troll and be morons in local.
5. More westerners for the invasion.

EntroX
June 14 2011, 07:32:27 PM
If you're not sure about this Illuminati corp then you should get fucked. In an oriental way.

I do agree.

1. The guides are public, this was bound to happen.
2. Frankly each Corp is who will police their members, we can't force it from here, we can't force them to join up with our Corp either.
3. If we build a rapport with the GMs then we have top cover for us. If the PL guys want to be dumb that's their problem.
4. They wouldn't make a Corp if they just wanted to troll and be morons in local.
5. More westerners for the invasion.

what he said :V

(keep it up and you might become a dir!)

Fuggin
June 14 2011, 07:54:02 PM
Thought he was already and why isn't he dammit? :P

The Monkeysphere
June 14 2011, 07:54:26 PM
I don't think anyone who is coming to CEVE in an organized fashion will be stupid enough (or are allowed to be stupid enough) to start fucking it up for themselves and anyone else. I'm betting the first time we see this will be due to some solo dongs.

EntroX
June 14 2011, 07:59:24 PM
Thought he was already and why isn't he dammit? :P

torturing him, mostly.


I don't think anyone who is coming to CEVE in an organized fashion will be stupid enough (or are allowed to be stupid enough) to start fucking it up for themselves and anyone else. I'm betting the first time we see this will be due to some solo dongs.

yeah, ditto - but being so strict i'd expect we all get fucked as a group

Domania
June 14 2011, 08:01:25 PM
Stupid Mongowians [KHAN]


I am sorry. I laughed at this, is that bad? Should I feel horrible?

Nordstern
June 14 2011, 08:02:27 PM
Redboxed
Red Guard
East Pacific Fleet
Timezone Warfare
Zhuge Liang's Army (interesting guy, look him up)
War Monks

Mike deVoid
June 14 2011, 08:16:16 PM
Old Foreigners [LAOWAI]

Lochiel
June 14 2011, 08:27:36 PM
"National Dress Army of Nation Dress"
or
"I don't speak Chinese"

Armag3ddon
June 14 2011, 08:33:10 PM
Clearly you should name the alliance after the first truly famous EVE corp "M00" :nostradamus:

Fuggin
June 14 2011, 08:39:08 PM
"We Are Legion"

"White Scourge"

Leboe
June 14 2011, 08:39:33 PM
Pandemic kapelle & kings

Kalorn
June 14 2011, 09:00:52 PM
White and Nerdy <WANG> tbh


Fixed.

Fachiri
June 14 2011, 09:10:54 PM
Pandemic Bakers.

Voulture
June 14 2011, 09:16:23 PM
Assuming Direct Control

Sofia Roseburn
June 14 2011, 09:17:12 PM
Just name it Direct Control.

phlippo
June 14 2011, 09:21:10 PM
Sausage and HŁndchen Alliance [GNAA]

Resi
June 14 2011, 09:42:53 PM
Pandemic kapelle & kings RELOADED

Hehulk
June 14 2011, 09:46:07 PM
Not totally sold by any of these names if we're going to vote on it, but I like the idea of using the m00 ticker

Nordstern
June 14 2011, 09:55:15 PM
Northern Legion of Pandemic Kapelle & Red Kings RELOADED
fyp

Hels
June 14 2011, 09:56:57 PM
NATO is pretty lol.

Has to mean something peaceful too. :3

Klesk
June 14 2011, 10:02:26 PM
NATO is pretty lol.

Has to mean something peaceful too. :3
Norway's Allstar Tomato Orchestra

Ruri
June 14 2011, 10:03:21 PM
Northern Legion of Pandemic Kapelle & Red Kings RELOADED
fyp

What's the character limit on alliance names, anyone?

Ezra
June 14 2011, 10:05:53 PM
Not Another Total Oppression [NATO]

Ronin Reborn
June 14 2011, 10:13:34 PM
HAIL DRAGONS!! (DORM)
Calm Down (:SHC:) or (do it)

+1 anything Derek

Haffrage
June 14 2011, 10:16:09 PM
Nah, we have [WEST]

We need [WHITE]

Voulture
June 14 2011, 10:33:43 PM
Just name it Direct Control.

That would make some cool tickers actually. Assuming Direct Control [A.DC], or simply [DC] or [DCED].

Wall
June 14 2011, 10:34:11 PM
Two Wongs Don't Make A [WHITE]

Ezra
June 14 2011, 10:41:48 PM
Two Wongs Don't Make A [WHITE]


I love this.

Haffrage
June 14 2011, 10:44:43 PM
Two Wongs Don't Make A [WHITE]


I love this.
I fucking adore this.

Leboe
June 14 2011, 10:51:20 PM
Pandemic kapelle & kings RELOADED


voting

Megathron
June 14 2011, 11:25:58 PM
Two Wongs Don't Make A [WHITE]


I love this.
I fucking adore this.^^

Kleus
June 14 2011, 11:26:16 PM
Northern Legion of Pandemic Kapelle & Red Kings RELOADED.

fixed and voting

Synapse
June 14 2011, 11:57:43 PM
If you're not sure about this Illuminati corp then you should get fucked. In an oriental way.

I do agree.

1. The guides are public, this was bound to happen.
2. Frankly each Corp is who will police their members, we can't force it from here, we can't force them to join up with our Corp either.
3. If we build a rapport with the GMs then we have top cover for us. If the PL guys want to be dumb that's their problem.
4. They wouldn't make a Corp if they just wanted to troll and be morons in local.
5. More westerners for the invasion.

what he said :V

(keep it up and you might become a dir!)

If we're in the same alliance and they don't police their members, we're going to share the reprecussions. Thats all. PL I have more trust in, but I'm suggesting we do this on a case by case basis.

EntroX
June 15 2011, 12:05:04 AM
If you're not sure about this Illuminati corp then you should get fucked. In an oriental way.

I do agree.

1. The guides are public, this was bound to happen.
2. Frankly each Corp is who will police their members, we can't force it from here, we can't force them to join up with our Corp either.
3. If we build a rapport with the GMs then we have top cover for us. If the PL guys want to be dumb that's their problem.
4. They wouldn't make a Corp if they just wanted to troll and be morons in local.
5. More westerners for the invasion.

what he said :V

(keep it up and you might become a dir!)

If we're in the same alliance and they don't police their members, we're going to share the reprecussions. Thats all. PL I have more trust in, but I'm suggesting we do this on a case by case basis.

you mean you dont trust me? :(

spasm
June 15 2011, 12:34:05 AM
Two Wongs Don't Make A [WHITE]


I love this.
I fucking adore this.^^


I endorse this name

Synapse
June 15 2011, 01:09:20 AM
If you're not sure about this Illuminati corp then you should get fucked. In an oriental way.

I do agree.

1. The guides are public, this was bound to happen.
2. Frankly each Corp is who will police their members, we can't force it from here, we can't force them to join up with our Corp either.
3. If we build a rapport with the GMs then we have top cover for us. If the PL guys want to be dumb that's their problem.
4. They wouldn't make a Corp if they just wanted to troll and be morons in local.
5. More westerners for the invasion.

what he said :V

(keep it up and you might become a dir!)

If we're in the same alliance and they don't police their members, we're going to share the reprecussions. Thats all. PL I have more trust in, but I'm suggesting we do this on a case by case basis.

you mean you dont trust me? :(

No.




....and thats why I should be a dir. :nostradamus:

Angel Hun
June 15 2011, 01:12:48 AM
Two Wongs Don't Make A [WHITE]


I love this.
I fucking adore this.^^


I endorse this name

This was truly inspired.

EntroX
June 15 2011, 01:35:53 AM
[quote="The Monkeysphere":7yy0wbwx]If you're not sure about this Illuminati corp then you should get fucked. In an oriental way.

I do agree.

1. The guides are public, this was bound to happen.
2. Frankly each Corp is who will police their members, we can't force it from here, we can't force them to join up with our Corp either.
3. If we build a rapport with the GMs then we have top cover for us. If the PL guys want to be dumb that's their problem.
4. They wouldn't make a Corp if they just wanted to troll and be morons in local.
5. More westerners for the invasion.

what he said :V

(keep it up and you might become a dir!)

If we're in the same alliance and they don't police their members, we're going to share the reprecussions. Thats all. PL I have more trust in, but I'm suggesting we do this on a case by case basis.

you mean you dont trust me? :(

No.




....and thats why I should be a dir. :nostradamus:[/quote:7yy0wbwx]

cant be a dir if you dont join.

Synapse
June 15 2011, 02:08:21 AM
App was sent in 24 hrs ago already :facepalm:

Melichor
June 15 2011, 02:13:33 AM
[Bitter] as alliance tag?

Cue1*
June 15 2011, 02:48:34 AM
[quote="Wall":9nlpsis2]Two Wongs Don't Make A [WHITE]I love this.I fucking adore this.^^I endorse this nameThis was truly inspired.[/quote:9nlpsis2]
This shit!

Ohh_No
June 15 2011, 03:43:58 AM
[quote=Ezra][quote="Wall":kc8knsd2]Two Wongs Don't Make A [WHITE]I love this.I fucking adore this.^^I endorse this nameThis was truly inspired.[/quote:kc8knsd2]
This shit![/quote:kc8knsd2]

Sold

Veshta Yoshida
June 15 2011, 06:14:21 AM
Two Wongs Don't Make A [WHITE]
Racial slur + truth + emo bait = win!

What is not to like,

Pharia
June 15 2011, 08:40:37 AM
You'd better name the alliance "Japanese Invaders"

And that will definitely lead the CEVE Universe into a WAR

Christos
June 15 2011, 12:28:31 PM
[quote=Haffrage][quote=Ezra][quote="Wall":216c9xnx]Two Wongs Don't Make A [WHITE]I love this.I fucking adore this.^^I endorse this nameThis was truly inspired.[/quote:216c9xnx]
This shit![/quote:216c9xnx]

Sold[/quote:216c9xnx]
+1

Imca
June 15 2011, 01:03:35 PM
[quote=Megathron][quote=Haffrage][quote="Ezra":2hu1w1ia][quote="Wall":2hu1w1ia]Two Wongs Don't Make A [WHITE]I love this.I fucking adore this.^^I endorse this nameThis was truly inspired.[/quote:2hu1w1ia]
This shit![/quote:2hu1w1ia]

Sold[/quote:2hu1w1ia]
+1[/quote:2hu1w1ia]
+2

Kinon
June 15 2011, 02:20:37 PM
[quote=spasm][quote=Megathron][quote="Haffrage":9rh62wbd][quote="Ezra":9rh62wbd][quote="Wall":9rh62wbd]Two Wongs Don't Make A [WHITE]I love this.I fucking adore this.^^I endorse this nameThis was truly inspired.[/quote:9rh62wbd]
This shit![/quote:9rh62wbd]

Sold[/quote:9rh62wbd]
+1[/quote:9rh62wbd]
+2[/quote:9rh62wbd]
+10866

NoirAvlaa
June 15 2011, 04:41:53 PM
WEST ALLIANCE PLEASE IGNORE [WESTI] :p

Fuggin
June 15 2011, 05:00:46 PM
WEST ALLIANCE PLEASE IGNORE [WESTI] :p

:facepalm:

NoirAvlaa
June 15 2011, 05:11:35 PM
WEST ALLIANCE PLEASE IGNORE [WESTI] :p

:facepalm:

Someone had to say it. Though I fully support the Two Wongs Make A [WHITE] option.

Ohh_No
June 15 2011, 05:28:07 PM
WEST ALLIANCE PLEASE IGNORE [WESTI] :p

HAHAHAHAHA

I almost like this as much as [WHITE]

Leboe
June 15 2011, 05:40:37 PM
Northern Legion of Pandemic Kapelle & Red Kings RELOADED Please Ignore
fyp



Added to

Resi
June 15 2011, 06:08:43 PM
Band 0f N0rthern Legi0n 0f Pandemic Mihi Kapelle & Red Kings REL0ADED Please Ign0re Auth0rities.
fyp



Added to

Betterised

rojomojo915
June 15 2011, 06:14:21 PM
xxx Shadow of Band 0f N0rthern Legi0n 0f Pandemic Mihi Kapelle & Red Kings REL0ADED Please Ign0re Auth0rities xxx.
fyp



Added to

Betterised

Improved

NoirAvlaa
June 15 2011, 06:40:34 PM
xxx Shadow of Band 0f N0rthern Legi0n 0f PandemicWaffe Mihi Kapelle & Red Kings REL0ADED Please Ign0re Auth0rities xxx.
fyp



Added to

Betterised

Improved

Derped

zangorus
June 15 2011, 06:43:31 PM
quoting how does it work

Veshta Yoshida
June 15 2011, 07:42:37 PM
And a ticker for that mash-up?
Perhaps [Schizo] is appropriate? :D

EntroX
June 15 2011, 07:45:56 PM
:psyduck:

Theorytest
June 15 2011, 07:59:06 PM
bah it's really hard making up a name that isn't emo, or retarded.
Invaders must die [IMD]
Internet Warriors [IW]
Blob or bendover [BOB]

God I'm terrible at this :psyduck:

The Crushah
June 15 2011, 09:50:28 PM
Personally I think it should be something obscurely western that the Chinese would have great difficult understanding. Like the Flying Butt Pliers (Thats a Ren and Stimpy joke for all you youngsters out there. Get off my lawn.)

Resi
June 15 2011, 10:04:38 PM
West is [WORST]

smagd
June 15 2011, 10:14:55 PM
Personally I think it should be something obscurely western that the Chinese would have great difficult understanding. Like the Flying Butt Pliers (Thats a Ren and Stimpy joke for all you youngsters out there. Get off my lawn.)

"Two Wongs Don't Make A [WHITE]" isn't obscure enough? I had to google it.... Australian political jokes from 1947 WTF?

I'm not into trolling personally much, but I can appreciate a good pro troll like that.

NoirAvlaa
June 15 2011, 10:17:47 PM
Personally I think it should be something obscurely western that the Chinese would have great difficult understanding. Like the Flying Butt Pliers (Thats a Ren and Stimpy joke for all you youngsters out there. Get off my lawn.)

"Two Wongs Don't Make A [WHITE]" isn't obscure enough? I had to google it.... Australian political jokes from 1947 WTF?

:facepalm:

dr axler
June 15 2011, 10:20:09 PM
my spaceship is full of eels

Leboe
June 15 2011, 10:28:00 PM
my spaceship is full of eels


I could get behind this

Melichor
June 15 2011, 10:38:29 PM
Military experts are calling this a bitter alliance

Hels
June 15 2011, 10:47:34 PM
Thinking something along the lines of relating to their demigod DF WILL, so we can strike extra fear into their brain.

The Crushah
June 15 2011, 10:53:30 PM
my spaceship is full of eels


I could get behind this

Do you want to come back to my place? Shooty Shooty!

Mike deVoid
June 15 2011, 11:00:03 PM
Two wongs don't make a [white] is too cliche for my liking. I'd like something as funny as the corp name, tbh - and that isn't it. Not seen, or had, any suggestion that meet that threshold yet.

Kryslon
June 16 2011, 03:36:50 AM
my spaceship is full of eels

Translated: ??????????!

Sponk
June 16 2011, 04:22:38 AM
Military experts are calling this a bitter alliance

[BITTR]

Voulture
June 16 2011, 07:20:10 AM
DF [WILL]

Dr Halberstam
June 16 2011, 07:56:16 AM
DF [WILL]

+1

Haffrage
June 16 2011, 08:19:42 AM
We Play Video Games [BADLY]

Wanten
June 16 2011, 08:37:48 AM
Ping [PONG]

NoirAvlaa
June 16 2011, 08:48:11 AM
Using the same logic as the corp name, "Engine Trails and Cynosural Field!" translates to Chinese and then retranslates back to English as "Engine slides and induced force field!" [BITTR]

Edit: I, for one, look forwards to Engine slides!

XenosisReaper
June 16 2011, 09:38:20 AM
Using the same logic as the corp name, "Engine Trails and Cynosural Field!" translates to Chinese and then retranslates back to English as "Engine slides and induced force field!" [BITTR]

Edit: I, for one, look forwards to Engine slides!

THIS

dr axler
June 16 2011, 09:47:22 AM
my spaceship is full of eels

Translated: ??????????!

ah yes, but with what dictionary?

Resi
June 16 2011, 10:36:14 AM
The spacecraft is all I eel

FooB
June 16 2011, 10:49:13 AM
probably too long, but....

"Dont shoot me, shoot him. Hes white and out of ammo"

logo

http://now.unfolded.ch/worldwidewestern/chang1.jpg

edit: Added Themse song (which we will put on to play in the background of our killboard section)

[youtube:1x30m6az]6GIGKeQrS7U[/youtube:1x30m6az]

rojomojo915
June 16 2011, 11:22:53 AM
Peking Duck House [CAT]

Ace Frehley
June 16 2011, 12:23:09 PM
Table Tennis aka Ping Pong is almost a nationsport in China (or maybe it is?) and the greatest slayer of all chinese ping pong players is: Jan-Ove Waldener

There is your name ( I know it is terrbile)

Christos
June 16 2011, 12:51:46 PM
White and out of ammo [CHANG]

Mangala Solaris
June 16 2011, 01:32:00 PM
White and out of ammo [CHANG]

Voting.

FooB
June 16 2011, 02:09:20 PM
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/295/2/1/senor_chang_by_mikehorowitz-d31b5qf.jpg

somebody photoshop a geddon or a thorax into his hands, and we have our logo, satisfying equal amounts of reference to EVE, Chinese and penises.

XenosisReaper
June 16 2011, 02:27:03 PM
Needs something related to ponies so they get really confused

EntroX
June 16 2011, 02:39:33 PM
elements of harmony [pony] with trollestia as the logo?

XenosisReaper
June 16 2011, 02:43:33 PM
elements of harmony [pony] with trollestia as the logo?

CCCCCC
C
C
C
CCCCCC

Lallante
June 16 2011, 02:51:05 PM
BOAT VIOLENCERS [RAPE]

/thread

Cogs
June 16 2011, 02:58:06 PM
elements of harmony [pony] with trollestia as the logo?
Logo? - http://mlponies.com/forums/images/smilies/pinkieshrug.png

The Monkeysphere
June 16 2011, 03:03:35 PM
no

fucking

ponies

XenosisReaper
June 16 2011, 03:06:05 PM
no

fucking

ponies

Do it just to troll this guy

Beardponderer
June 16 2011, 03:11:31 PM
maybe he only said it because he knew he'd get that reaction and actually loves ponies
:derper:

EntroX
June 16 2011, 03:14:05 PM
maybe he only said it because he knew he'd get that reaction and actually loves ponies
:derper:

you should join beardo

noobcake
June 16 2011, 03:19:02 PM
Pony Nation [PWNY] tbh

rojomojo915
June 16 2011, 03:21:21 PM
Wild Wild West [PONY]

Resi
June 16 2011, 09:39:03 PM
no

fucking

ponies

Monkeysphere Wuvs Ponies [PONY!]

Angel Hun
June 16 2011, 11:24:14 PM
Confucious Say West [WON]

Ohh_No
June 17 2011, 12:19:51 AM
BrosKKKis [WHITE]

Sponk
June 17 2011, 12:26:49 AM
End Yourself [UNSUB]

gothikia
June 17 2011, 02:02:35 AM
elements of harmony [pony] with trollestia as the logo?
Logo? - http://mlponies.com/forums/images/smilies/pinkieshrug.png

+1 :obama:

Nordstern
June 17 2011, 02:40:26 AM
no

fucking

ponies
True story: your hatred has inspired me to write a eve version of Winter Wrap-Up to commemorate our exodus to C-EVE.

On topic: since the main point of heading over to C-EVE is to have fun, generate drama, and completely ruin the game for the inhabitants, why don't we call the alliance something short, simple and easily translated:

Suffering [PAIN]

Wall
June 17 2011, 04:38:48 AM
Transvestite Republics Androgynous Pirates [TRAP]

Lallante
June 17 2011, 10:40:28 AM
BOAT VIOLENCERS [RAPE]

/thread

Voulture
June 17 2011, 11:03:29 AM
Terrible Names [DERP]

Resi
June 17 2011, 11:32:55 AM
End Yourself [UNSUB]

End Yourself (in-game) [IRL]

dr axler
June 17 2011, 11:37:04 AM
someone do with "raving homosexual" like we did with "bitter vet" -> "much crying old man"

Megathron
June 17 2011, 03:56:52 PM
someone do with "raving homosexual" like we did with "bitter vet" -> "much crying old man"Backdoor Bandit!

dr axler
June 17 2011, 04:04:40 PM
someone do with "raving homosexual" like we did with "bitter vet" -> "much crying old man"Backdoor Bandit!

put it in plural and im game

The Crushah
June 17 2011, 05:43:20 PM
[quote="dr axler":50n88l0j]someone do with "raving homosexual" like we did with "bitter vet" -> "much crying old man"Backdoor Bandit!

put it in plural and im game[/quote:50n88l0j]

I could get behind this. :derper:

EntroX
June 17 2011, 05:43:43 PM
[quote=Megathron][quote="dr axler":1sqvs6zh]someone do with "raving homosexual" like we did with "bitter vet" -> "much crying old man"Backdoor Bandit!

put it in plural and im game[/quote:1sqvs6zh]

I could get behind this. :derper:[/quote:1sqvs6zh]

*bada dum tish*

Ohh_No
June 17 2011, 05:44:01 PM
[quote=Megathron][quote="dr axler":lxur1arj]someone do with "raving homosexual" like we did with "bitter vet" -> "much crying old man"Backdoor Bandit!

put it in plural and im game[/quote:lxur1arj]

I could get behind this. :derper:[/quote:lxur1arj]

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/thecrushah/domi.jpg

Mrenda
June 17 2011, 06:51:11 PM
We Are Rob You Of The [EAST]

Kryslon
June 17 2011, 11:11:12 PM
Surprize Buttsecks [GHEY]

Sakura Nihil
June 17 2011, 11:13:18 PM
Five Day Forecast [WELP]

http://oi51.tinypic.com/o8hph5.jpg

EntroX
June 17 2011, 11:33:57 PM
Five Day Forecast [WELP]

http://oi51.tinypic.com/o8hph5.jpg

been a while since i saw that one

Silenos Lakedaimon
June 17 2011, 11:54:06 PM
Most Annoying Offer [MAO]

EntroX
June 18 2011, 12:04:25 AM
Most Annoying Offer [MAO]

nop

The Monkeysphere
June 18 2011, 12:52:55 AM
Zerg Rush [KEKEK]


this is the best because they'll be confused

how can anyone possibly mix up the Chinese and Koreans?

Aurora148
June 18 2011, 01:11:29 AM
So Ronrey [KIMJO]

all asians are the same rite

Nordstern
June 18 2011, 01:31:20 AM
Exodus
The Exiles
Exiled Legion
Paradise Lost
Sino Field (hee hee, sino means chinese)

Ohh_No
June 18 2011, 02:06:01 AM
In honour~ of my favorite salty MMO

Pirates of the Burning CEVE

Synapse
June 18 2011, 02:20:14 AM
The Old Sino Effect [UMAD]

Art
June 18 2011, 06:15:08 AM
just call your alliance bittervets and be done with it

so what if it doesn't translate or whatever

Ezra
June 18 2011, 09:04:54 AM
???????? [ONOES]

(please do violence to my boat)

Shiodome
June 18 2011, 11:49:36 AM
Colonial [FLAG]

DocBlood
June 18 2011, 02:43:38 PM
Someone on TS last night suggested Fukushima [FUKU]

Don't remember who though.

Skeltem
June 18 2011, 02:53:57 PM
Shameless Kugu crosspoast:

Make your alliance name the "Paradise of the West"(Si Tien) [SUKH] or "White Demons from the Western Paradise" [Sukh]

In the Pure Land School of mahayana buddhism, the Western Paradise, Sukhavati, is ruled by the Amithaba Buddha or Buddha of Mercy.
That's part of chinese lore and a clever allusion. "Returning to the Western Paradise" is a euphemism for dying.
And, of course, the ticker sukhs.

http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/...2230/Sukhavati
http://www.chinese-word.com/data2/Western_Paradise.html
http://www.chinesetools.eu/chinese-d...ern%20Paradise

Lallante
June 18 2011, 04:02:33 PM
Its got to be a name that the chinese can at least vaguely understand when translated

spasm
June 18 2011, 04:44:37 PM
Its got to be a name that the chinese can at least vaguely understand when translated

This if for our amusment, not theirs.

Mrenda
June 19 2011, 05:19:07 AM
From Equistria With Love [PONY]

Hels
June 19 2011, 05:44:36 AM
Shameless Kugu crosspoast:

Make your alliance name the "Paradise of the West"(Si Tien) [SUKH] or "White Demons from the Western Paradise" [Sukh]

In the Pure Land School of mahayana buddhism, the Western Paradise, Sukhavati, is ruled by the Amithaba Buddha or Buddha of Mercy.
That's part of chinese lore and a clever allusion. "Returning to the Western Paradise" is a euphemism for dying.
And, of course, the ticker sukhs.

http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/...2230/Sukhavati
http://www.chinese-word.com/data2/Western_Paradise.html
http://www.chinesetools.eu/chinese-d...ern%20Paradise
+1

permanente
June 19 2011, 10:20:17 AM
Third Reich from the Sun

seriously, can you let it go on your conscious that you passed up a perfectly good opportunity to use this pun?

Seifer
June 19 2011, 05:35:03 PM
The Adjustment Bureau [DSTNY]

Voulture
June 19 2011, 05:37:40 PM
Western Paradise is actually cool. Not offensive enough but making slight political tensions ;]

Airow
June 19 2011, 06:13:30 PM
Shameless Kugu crosspoast:

Make your alliance name the "Paradise of the West"(Si Tien) [SUKH] or "White Demons from the Western Paradise" [Sukh]

In the Pure Land School of mahayana buddhism, the Western Paradise, Sukhavati, is ruled by the Amithaba Buddha or Buddha of Mercy.
That's part of chinese lore and a clever allusion. "Returning to the Western Paradise" is a euphemism for dying.
And, of course, the ticker sukhs.

http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/...2230/Sukhavati
http://www.chinese-word.com/data2/Western_Paradise.html
http://www.chinesetools.eu/chinese-d...ern%20Paradise
+1
+1

The Monkeysphere
June 19 2011, 06:35:42 PM
Agreed, it's arrogant just enough

gothikia
June 19 2011, 06:43:56 PM
Nah I think its pretty much agreed that we're going with...

Fukushima [FUKU] :razor:

And as Haff added on for the Alliance description, "Hitting you like a second tsunami."

All born out of their extreme hatred for Japan and us intentionally confusing them with japan.

The Monkeysphere
June 19 2011, 06:58:58 PM
hahaha that, too, is good

Nicolo
June 19 2011, 08:42:05 PM
you know, they might associate 'Fukushima' with the Japanese general who invaded Manchuria during the boxer rebellion/eight-nation conflict. To give a clue of his restraint and mercy upon the Chinese people, the Japanese (with their unique feelings on nukes) named their nuclear power plants after him.

for historical trollz i'd go with "British East India Company [TEA]"

Haffrage
June 19 2011, 08:59:18 PM
you know, they might associate 'Fukushima' with the Japanese general who invaded Manchuria during the boxer rebellion/eight-nation conflict. To give a clue of his restraint and mercy upon the Chinese people, the Japanese (with their unique feelings on nukes) named their nuclear power plants after him.

for historical trollz i'd go with "American East India Company [TEA]"

Cogs
June 19 2011, 10:20:39 PM
you know, they might associate 'Fukushima' with the Japanese general who invaded Manchuria during the boxer rebellion/eight-nation conflict. To give a clue of his restraint and mercy upon the Chinese people, the Japanese (with their unique feelings on nukes) named their nuclear power plants after him.

for historical trollz i'd go with "British East India Company [TEA]"
This looks OK, but make the ticker [OPIUM]. When we first beat a 0.0 sov holding alliance, we could always include a station in the settlement and name it 'Kong Kong' in a homage to the Treaty of Nanking (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Nanking).

Caused diplomatic problems from 1842 to 1997. 8-)

Nicolo
June 19 2011, 10:25:02 PM
be sure to stock it full of vitoc

Mike deVoid
June 19 2011, 11:20:20 PM
you know, they might associate 'Fukushima' with the Japanese general who invaded Manchuria during the boxer rebellion/eight-nation conflict. To give a clue of his restraint and mercy upon the Chinese people, the Japanese (with their unique feelings on nukes) named their nuclear power plants after him.

for historical trollz i'd go with "British East India Company [TEA]"

Mangala Solaris
June 19 2011, 11:24:26 PM
you know, they might associate 'Fukushima' with the Japanese general who invaded Manchuria during the boxer rebellion/eight-nation conflict. To give a clue of his restraint and mercy upon the Chinese people, the Japanese (with their unique feelings on nukes) named their nuclear power plants after him.

for historical trollz i'd go with "British East India Company [TEA]"
This looks OK, but make the ticker [OPIUM]. When we first beat a 0.0 sov holding alliance, we could always include a station in the settlement and name it 'Kong Kong' in a homage to the Treaty of Nanking (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Nanking).

Caused diplomatic problems from 1842 to 1997. 8-)

Brilliant.

gothikia
June 20 2011, 11:49:21 PM
you know, they might associate 'Fukushima' with the Japanese general who invaded Manchuria during the boxer rebellion/eight-nation conflict.

That makes it even better :obama:

EntroX
June 21 2011, 12:34:39 AM
you know, they might associate 'Fukushima' with the Japanese general who invaded Manchuria during the boxer rebellion/eight-nation conflict.

That makes it even better :obama:

not necesarily :V

Aziahn 4U
June 21 2011, 01:25:47 PM
Name: 20:2 Aspect Ratio
Ticker: Chink / azian / FOV (field of view)

NoirAvlaa
June 21 2011, 01:28:21 PM
14 Inch Chinese [PIZZA]

Christos
June 21 2011, 03:35:01 PM
DF [WILL]

+1

Christos
June 21 2011, 03:35:33 PM
White and out of ammo [CHANG]

Voting.

KneeGrow
June 22 2011, 02:06:43 AM
just call your alliance bittervets and be done with it

so what if it doesn't translate or whatever

'Sour Newbs' is more suting than 'Bitter Vets'.

Mrenda
June 22 2011, 04:14:08 PM
Much Angry Siblings [UMAD]

Fuggin
June 22 2011, 04:52:46 PM
per other thread "Locusts [SWARM]"

Angel Hun
June 22 2011, 05:17:08 PM
per other thread "Locusts [SWARM]"


or Two Wongs Don't Make A [WHITE]

Sponk
June 23 2011, 02:06:30 AM
Western Paradise [OPIUM]

dr axler
June 23 2011, 02:48:06 AM
Still spinning[SHIPS]

Awesome Possum
June 23 2011, 03:49:06 AM
Still spinning[SHIPS]
this

Ezra
June 23 2011, 08:21:08 AM
No thats naff Possum.


Two Wongs Don't Make A [WHITE] has had the most positive reception in the thread. Time to make a poll with the decent options.

Aziahn 4U
June 23 2011, 12:53:39 PM
Name: 20:2 Aspect Ratio
Ticker: Chink / azian / FOV (field of view)


hahah this is great!!

EntroX
June 23 2011, 03:44:35 PM
http://pics.entrox.me/Screen%20shot%202011-06-23%20at%2011.43.53%20AM.png

take your time lads~

Resi
June 23 2011, 04:22:25 PM
Empire Control [5x]

Nordstern
June 24 2011, 01:21:51 AM
If this doesn't illustrate our intentions, I don't know what will:

[youtube:11qohng4]pOW5hcbnxzk[/youtube:11qohng4]

Axe Gang [WUXIA]

EntroX
June 24 2011, 01:38:41 AM
If this doesn't illustrate our intentions, I don't know what will:

[youtube:wp23fouz]pOW5hcbnxzk[/youtube:wp23fouz]

Axe Gang [WUXIA]

oh man, i now need to see that movie again :lol:

Nordstern
June 24 2011, 01:46:03 AM
u like? :mrgreen:

I figure our propaganda can have broken capitals and supers with axes embedded in them.

The Crushah
June 27 2011, 05:58:50 PM
This suggestion came up after some poignant smack during our Drake adventure.

Dont Stop Bereeving [JRNEY]

The Monkeysphere
June 27 2011, 07:32:31 PM
JUST A SMARR TOWN GIRR

Resi
June 27 2011, 09:01:55 PM
IVIN IN A RONERY WIRR

filingo
June 27 2011, 11:23:31 PM
http://go-dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/filingo/2009.05.30.14.45.55.jpg

tbh

Haffrage
June 27 2011, 11:23:47 PM
Eight Bucks Per [BIRRN]

noobcake
June 27 2011, 11:58:49 PM
Monocle Wearing Westerners [AURUM]
1000 Dollar [JEANS]
Damage Control [ZULU]
Tranquility Invaders [SMUG]

Bizazedo
June 28 2011, 03:43:07 PM
We all better still be playing by then. Need more epic stories / lulz.

That and I don't want to be building this industry character for nothing :).

Lallante
June 28 2011, 06:55:36 PM
DOG EATING SCUM [MSG]

Beardponderer
June 28 2011, 11:08:48 PM
Paramaount West [EROS]

Awesome Possum
June 28 2011, 11:50:05 PM
Monocle Wearing Westerners [AURUM]
1000 Dollar [JEANS]
Damage Control [ZULU]


any of 'em got my vote

noobcake
June 29 2011, 12:07:32 AM
Monocle Wearing Westerners [AURUM] (or the ticker can just be number 52)
1000 Dollar [JEANS]
Damage Control [ZULU]


any of 'em got my vote


fixed the ticker for Monocle Wearing Westerners...better comedy option added.

NoirAvlaa
June 29 2011, 11:48:58 AM
Monocle Wearing Westerners [AURUM] (or the ticker can just be number 52)
1000 Dollar [JEANS]
Damage Control [ZULU]


any of 'em got my vote


fixed the ticker for Monocle Wearing Westerners...better comedy option added.

/thread :razor:

mira o'karr
June 30 2011, 08:25:04 PM
Personally I think it should be something obscurely western that the Chinese would have great difficult understanding. Like the Flying Butt Pliers (Thats a Ren and Stimpy joke for all you youngsters out there. Get off my lawn.)

"Two Wongs Don't Make A [WHITE]" isn't obscure enough? I had to google it.... Australian political jokes from 1947 WTF?

I'm not into trolling personally much, but I can appreciate a good pro troll like that.

two wongs dont make a white

best ever :D :companioncube:

EntroX
June 30 2011, 08:29:38 PM
problem is that [WHITE] is taken already.

Fuggin
June 30 2011, 08:40:16 PM
How about [WASCIST]?

Haffrage
June 30 2011, 08:41:09 PM
How about [WASCIST]?
5 letters bro

fukushima [FUKU] is hard to beat tbh

Kleus
June 30 2011, 09:00:31 PM
Monocle Wearing Westerners [AURUM] (or the ticker can just be number 52)
1000 Dollar [JEANS]
Damage Control [ZULU]


any of 'em got my vote


fixed the ticker for Monocle Wearing Westerners...better comedy option added.

/thread :razor:
these are the superior alliance names.

Haffrage
June 30 2011, 09:04:13 PM
Man Hours [72000]

mira o'karr
June 30 2011, 09:27:15 PM
:18:[Month]
:psyccp:

Sponk
July 1 2011, 01:01:26 AM
How about [WASCIST]?
5 letters bro

That's [WASIS]

Fuggin
July 1 2011, 01:14:10 AM
How about [WASCIST]?
5 letters bro

That's [WASIS]

sorry haff...forgot about that...but was intended as a joke anyways.

[WASIS] then.

noobcake
July 2 2011, 06:59:37 AM
WASIS...terrible ticker

dpidcoe
July 2 2011, 07:30:59 AM
Best Korea [NORTH]

noobcake
July 2 2011, 07:42:00 AM
Best Korea [NORTH]

:tumbleweed:

MentalMonkey
July 2 2011, 08:32:09 AM
Crouching Woman, Hidden Cucumber, not sure about ticker yet

NoirAvlaa
July 2 2011, 11:09:17 AM
Crouching Woman, Hidden Cucumber, not sure about ticker yet

[ECOLI]

EntroX
July 2 2011, 05:54:00 PM
about 10 days left, give or take.

noobcake
July 3 2011, 04:38:49 AM
about 10 days left, give or take.


needs poll thread

Savesti Kyrsst
July 3 2011, 11:51:47 AM
Dual-Boxer Rebellion [TROL]

Resi
July 3 2011, 04:09:36 PM
that's quite witty

EntroX
July 3 2011, 04:50:51 PM
http://pics.entrox.me/j3256rt6yj5677.png

The Monkeysphere
July 7 2011, 12:13:48 AM
Combine the best options and post a poll thread then :tumbleweed:


yep, that's right, I just used :tumbleweed: