WAR

[EntroX]

????? Declares War Against Much Crying Old Experts
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2011.06.11 21:11

????? has declared war on Much Crying Old Experts.
Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.

http://pics.entrox.me/246je667i.png

awww, its only 1 member :(

[Ruri]

Here's hoping we find him in something expensive (that we can actually kill).

[Airow]

TO ARMS BRETHREN

http://www.onebit.us/images/angrybaby1.jpg

[The Crushah]

YOU HAVE MY T1 RIFTER!

[Mangala Solaris]

And my Merlin!

[Calgus]

AND MY CONDOR

[Synapse]

AND MY- [Client download at 2.3%] - damnit!

[Hehulk]

And my merlin!

[Veshta Yoshida]

Obviously a trial run to see if you have teethed yet, make sure to lose handedly so that he runs to his little friends telling them how fail you are so they all come out to watch when the teething is complete.

[Voulture]

And my "much agree with you"

[Angel Hun]

YOU HAVE MY KESTREL

[Tellenta]

YOU HAVE MY KESTREL

cyno alts already?

[Jelek Coro]

YOU HAVE MY KESTREL

cyno alts already?

Hey, rocket kestrel rocks!!!

[Cogs]

May the good wishes of Will guide us. :obama:

[Haffrage]

YOU HAVE MY RIFTER

THIS TIME I'M TRAINING PROPULSION JAMMING TO LEVEL 1 LOL

[zangorus]

you have my archon

[kzig]

I wonder how many neutral repping alts he has?

[Krugerrand]

YOU HAVE MY IBIS

[Krugerrand]

I wonder how many neutral repping alts he has?

dude I can totally bring my char with civilian shield transfer, the tutorial taught me how!

[Fachiri]

Will have to actually do the tutorial for free ships and such, then. MY KESTREL :lol:

[Xarthaginian]

You have my merlin!

Edit: actually, you'll have to accept my app first.

[noobcake]

awww, its only 1 member :(


corp hopping isnt out of the question. IE: target sees you in local, accepts apps to corp, blows your ship up, leaves corp.

Perfectly legal so long as a session change occurs between app accepted and explosion of your ship.

[xiaxialuo25]

lol ! One people s enough :lock:

[Art]

what is it with you and the dancing lock

[xiaxialuo25]

its my dancing power :lock:

[Cogs]

its my dancing power :lock:
Try this. http://www.nomad-forum.com/fudforum/images/smiley_icons/jql2qs.gif

[Xarthaginian]

http://www.nomad-forum.com/fudforum/images/smiley_icons/jql2qs.gif

HaHa I am immediately reminded of Shigsy :D

[Haffrage]

[12:42:53] free business> kill the foreign devil's groups recruit people to kill ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ to add

also, blueprint name
[12:42:56] car Lun female dry> closing large hydraulic tank rocket fuel propulsion large buffer isolation device T2 blueprint

[Ohh_No]

[12:42:53] free business> kill the foreign devil's groups recruit people to kill ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ to add

also, blueprint name
[12:42:56] car Lun female dry> closing large hydraulic tank rocket fuel propulsion large buffer isolation device T2 blueprint

They're actively recruiting to fight the foreign devil l-mao l-mao l-mao

[Dan Pyre]

YOU HAVE MY BLASTER MOA!

In about a week or so... :S

[fng]

THRASHER OF A GAZILLION DPS

[xiaxialuo25]

no, its not l-mao . We call u "MAO ZI", in chinese charater "??", which means someone whos covered by body hair!
white devil in body hair! lol! just joking :lock:

[Ohh_No]

No no

We use the acronym 'lmao' to mean 'laughing my ass off'

it's just ironic that you can't spell lmao without 'mao'

I was just making it explicitly obvious v0v

[xiaxialuo25]

i like the dancing bitch! :obama:

[FatFreddy]

no, its not l-mao . We call u "MAO ZI", in chinese charater "??", which means someone whos covered by body hair!
white devil in body hair! lol! just joking :lock:

I like these foreign posters

[Ohh_No]

i like the dancing bitch! :obama:

Yeah I'd put it in her :obama:

[Krugerrand]

another day, another war dec

?????? Declares War Against Much Crying Old Experts
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2011.06.14 17:35

?????? has declared war on Much Crying Old Experts.
Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.


I suggest we call a CTA and put a 40 man noob blob together. Our 2m joint sp will destroy them!

[Haffrage]

Our 2m joint sp will destroy them!
Ok, I fucking lol'd here

[Belid Hagen]

it's like they are trolling themselves for us with those corp and pilot names, so we don't have to look like racists. How can we not like these people?

[Hels]

So I've been brushing up on my diplomacy.

Myrm with a bounty is tackled in Jita at Perimeter gate.
I decide to pod him.

http://i.imgur.com/D7me5.png

http://i.imgur.com/q05oJ.png

and then they wardec us.

B) welcome. (Didn't want that security status anyways)

[Haffrage]

fucking super lols

[EntroX]

lol'ing

[Mike deVoid]

So I've been brushing up on my diplomacy.

Myrm with a bounty is tackled in Jensius at Perimeter gate.
I decide to pod him.

http://i.imgur.com/D7me5.png

http://i.imgur.com/q05oJ.png

and then they wardec us.

B) welcome. (Didn't want that security status anyways)

for 21 mil?! :razor:

[Hels]

So I've been brushing up on my diplomacy.

Myrm with a bounty is tackled in Jensius at Perimeter gate.
I decide to pod him.

http://i.imgur.com/D7me5.png

http://i.imgur.com/q05oJ.png

and then they wardec us.

B) welcome. (Didn't want that security status anyways)

for 21 mil?! :razor:

Dudes that's like 40 merlins.

Plus I didn't think it'd be THAT big of a hit, lol. Oh well, guess I'm ratting in lowsec for a bit.

[Fuggin]

Oh Hels.. :facepalm:

[Hels]

Oh Hels.. :facepalm:

v0v I'll just go rat in a caracal or something.

[Haffrage]

Totally worth it tbh, you just KNOW he had implants. They're empire station hugging cunts, the local privateers.

[Hehulk]

So, did Hels get us a war with someone who's likely to actually turn up?

HELS FOR DIRECTOR!

[Hels]

So, did Hels get us a war with someone who's likely to actually turn up?

HELS FOR DIRECTOR!

Just be careful in Jita ya'll.

[Haffrage]

They like remote reps :P

[Klesk]

Hel yeah

[Fachiri]

So, did Hels get us a war with someone who's likely to actually turn up?

HELS FOR DIRECTOR!

Just be careful in Jensius ya'll.

http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/1106/HelsDealWithIt%5B1%5D.png

[Krugerrand]

lets move away from jita and go pewpew in 0.0 for a bit :p

[Belid Hagen]

what do you mean ancient, EVE will go on FOREVER! It will become simply "the game"

[FooB]

?????? Retracts War Against Much Crying Old Experts
From: ???????
Sent: 2011.06.15 16:26

The war between ?????? and Much Crying Old Experts is coming to an end. ?????? has retracted the war against Much Crying Old Experts. The war will be declared as being over after approximately 24 hours.

MINUS ONE


?????? Declares War Against Much Crying Old Experts
From: ???????
Sent: 2011.06.15 18:39

?????? has declared war on Much Crying Old Experts.
Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.

PLUS ONE

[Krugerrand]

???? Declares War Against Much Crying Old Experts
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2011.06.15 03:58

???? has declared war on Much Crying Old Experts.
Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.


heh.

[Krugerrand]

???? Declares War Against Much Crying Old Experts
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2011.06.16 22:00

???? has declared war on Much Crying Old Experts.
Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.


WE DIDN'T LISTEN!

[Krugerrand]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/NGuest/Eve%20Online/lulzwardecs.png

[rojomojo915]

http://www.newsrealblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/free-MrBurnsExcellent.gif

[noobcake]

+1 to all these fucking decs! Seriously, this will be glorious in a week when they all get face fucked :D

[Ezra]

In an Alliance the spiralling cost of deccing us will get funny.

[EntroX]

http://www.newsrealblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/free-MrBurnsExcellent.gif

[Takon Orlani]

You went to ceve to avoid the blob, and you found it again.

[EntroX]

You went to ceve to avoid the blob, and you found it again.

oh so wrong

[Ruri]

You went to ceve to avoid the blob, and you found it again.

In this case, "the blob" was a handful of T1 cruisers and a Merlin sitting on Jita 4-4 undock last night. I think we can handle that :monocledowns:

[Stoffl]

And the muninn that onevolleyd every frig. ;)

[EntroX]

And the muninn that onevolleyd every frig. ;)

i personally laughed pretty hard at that.

[Haffrage]

worth it!

[Hels]

I'll have a freighter soon and we can just lol at them. I think even a badger II can fit a cruiser. So soon(tm).

:D

[Krugerrand]

I'll have a freighter soon and we can just lol at them. I think even a badger II can fit a cruiser. So soon(tm).

:D

Apparently courier contracts get filled on here. Dunno what was paid for the privilege however.

[Mangala Solaris]

I paid slightly higher as it was like 15mins before downtime this morning, but looking around, I see them for 500k or so sometimes even less per jump - even checked the history of the guy who took mine and he accepts for around that.

Im only using them to have stuff moved a single jump anyhoo, so cost is meh when I dont have to deal with jensius.

[orcane]

And the muninn that onevolleyd every frig. ;)
:ohnoes:

[Fuggin]

And the muninn that onevolleyd every frig. ;)
:ohnoes:

I was one of them :( :facepalm:

[EntroX]

[12:28:22] ??????? > Much Crying Old Experts??Pandemic Legion???24?????????????
[12:28:24] ??????? > funny
[12:32:46] ??????? > its just beginning WEST guys
[12:34:07] KneeGrow > what's all that?
[12:34:30] ??????? > nothing WEST have a war with our ally
[12:35:11] SaYa > trololol
[12:35:40] ?? > lol
[12:35:51] PapaZoglo > PL crying?
[12:36:03] ??????? > lmao
[12:36:31] KneeGrow > haha
[12:36:41] ??????? > i'd like to see u cry on my shoulder
[12:36:46] ??????? > :)
[12:36:47] SaYa > eh you chinese guys send us pics of your hot sisters
[12:36:51] KneeGrow > this is great WEST dec'ing the imitation PL
[12:37:36] ?? > get IMMUSE first :b
[12:37:40] ??????? > wwould u mind sending me some pics
[12:37:42] ?? > IMMUNE
[12:38:08] SaYa > i don't mind i don't mind
[12:38:16] ??????? > immune means what?
[12:38:30] ?? > ??
[12:38:44] ??????? > ? ?OUT?
[12:38:53] ?? > pandemic?..
[12:38:55] ??????? > ????????????
[12:39:02] ?? > ???.......
[12:39:03] ?? > =?=
[12:39:09] ??????? > silly me
[12:39:49] SaYa > http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com ... bras-3.jpg (http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/friskyfriday-handbras-3.jpg)
[12:39:51] SaYa > here it is
[12:39:59] ??????? > so i think WEST like a Ag
[12:40:22] ??????? > antigen
[12:40:35] ??????? > wow nice pic
[12:40:47] ?? > ..........
[12:40:57] ?? > antigen???...
[12:41:06] ?? > ????..
[12:41:09] ??????? > sorry
[12:41:14] ??????? > antibody
[12:41:24] ??????? > ???? ??????
[12:43:09] ??????? > ??? cu y2k knee
[12:43:22] ?? > bye =?=
[12:46:47] ???? > - -
[12:46:53] SaYa > Thx
[12:46:58] ???? > ?????...
[12:47:18] EntroX > oh god
[12:47:20] EntroX > i just read this
[12:47:21] EntroX > ni-hao :3

:obama:

[Cogs]

wow nice pic

[permanente]

Clearly the wardecs against us will cause a major isk sink, thus deflating the currency and increasing the value of ISK we bought. Just set it and forget it!

[El Chupacabra]

I enjoyed my time in WEST. I'm looking forward to seeing you soon after my (non-)ban. xD

Also spoke to a guy fluent in english it seems, gave him FHC link.

[EntroX]

I enjoyed my time in WEST. I'm looking forward to seeing you soon after my (non-)ban. xD

Also spoke to a guy fluent in english it seems, gave him FHC link.

wat?

[EntroX]

same guy as last night (fake pl)


[00:09:38] ??????? > EntroX
[00:09:46] ??????? > a u here?
[00:09:50] EntroX > ???????
[00:09:51] EntroX > yes
[00:10:32] ??????? > we decide to have a war with u guys
[00:10:40] EntroX > its not like you had an option :)
[00:10:41] ??????? > tomorrow
[00:10:57] ??????? > yep
[00:11:52] ??????? > we'd like to see ur frigate swarm s
[00:12:26] ??????? > cu on the battle

[Christos]

Im confused...

Did he just essentially say "GL HF?"

[Mangala Solaris]

Im confused...

Did he just essentially say "GL HF?"

No he just said "LOLOLOLOLOLOL We gonna own your frigs".

[Melichor]

QUick question, why are most of the chats square icons? I don't know if its because of the fail IE (have this at work) or if its just translation issues and shit.

So TL/DR, we are at war with mini PL?

[Mangala Solaris]

We are going to war in 5hrs with fake PL. (ps probably an ie issue)

[Melichor]

Well when I get home you will have my condor. Is PL a frig swarm as well?

[Minion]

QUick question, why are most of the chats square icons? I don't know if its because of the fail IE (have this at work) or if its just translation issues and shit.

So TL/DR, we are at war with mini PL?

Install support for Chinese fonts.

[Melichor]

I would love to, but my workplace clamps down on anything looking even remotely like an install for obv reasons. This is the reason why I cannot install Silverlight which means no Netflix :(

[EntroX]

http://pics.entrox.me/2011.06.21.14.14.36.jpg

[Haffrage]

let me summarize the reason for most of these wars

http://i.imgur.com/FUmOS.jpg

[Kryslon]

ohnoes he said JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN

btw it's ?? ... oh, if you really want to rile them up, try

???????????!

[Haffrage]

Hey just saying it repeatedly has worked quite a few times tbh B)

[dr axler]

http://pics.entrox.me/2011.06.21.14.14.36.jpg


aaaaghhh so tasty...

[Veshta Yoshida]

http://pics.entrox.me/2011.06.21.14.14.36.jpg
Making is friends is what MMO's are all about and you seem to have mastered it quite nicely :lol:

How many declarations do you have now and do they appear to be getting more organized?

[Mangala Solaris]

11 - and the fake pl + mission runner squigglies that were decced by us seem to be working together to some degree.

[Aziahn 4U]

We need more war decs, there are only 45 war targets in ichoriya

[dr axler]

we need to unleash the drake blob...

[Stoffl]

massive

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[Belid Hagen]

drake fleet? we have only been there for 15-16 days. we need at least two weeks more?

[Awesome Possum]

cannot train frig 4, cruiser 3, bc 2 fast enough

/looks

i need spaceship command 4??? /rageface

[Stoffl]

drake fleet? we have only been there for 15-16 days. we need at least two weeks more?

lolno

my char is 14 days old(and wasn't skilling anything for 4 days) and Im in a 60k EHP 200dps draek.

[Jelek Coro]

cannot train frig 4, cruiser 3, bc 2 fast enough

/looks

i need spaceship command 4??? /rageface

Yeah, that caught me as well.... anoying...

[dr axler]

drake fleet? we have only been there for 15-16 days. we need at least two weeks more?

lolno

my char is 14 days old(and wasn't skilling anything for 4 days) and Im in a 60k EHP 200dps draek.

this.

you can get the minimum skills required in just a few days. If you start now you will probably be able to make it for the op *snip*

[EntroX]

idiots ITT :V

[Ohh_No]

:facepalm:

[Haffrage]

drake in 2 days, you guys are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

fuck I had thermo III by day 4 of my sub /o\

[Hels]

All supports at 3 atm, finishing up my drones and then rollin on to 4 in supports and ship/weapons after.

Like a boss. B)

[Hehulk]

fuck I had thermo III by day 4 of my sub /o\

Yep, and look where it got you :lol:

[mira o'karr]

fuck I had thermo III by day 4 of my sub /o\

Yep, and look where it got you :lol:

:companioncube: :lol: :companioncube:

[Haffrage]

fuck I had thermo III by day 4 of my sub /o\

Yep, and look where it got you :lol:

:companioncube: :lol: :companioncube:
haha it was worth it though :derper: