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ValorousBob
July 23 2014, 10:19:57 PM
A Vanu player from Woodman just sent me this link. It was made by a TR on Woodman, and I think he's the greatest Planetside 2 player I've ever seen. His vision and commitment are unparalleled. This is his Opus Dei, "The great Socialist plan (https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6AQ966xP9XPaE9RaDJEc05qNkk/edit?pli=1)".


Slowly we are moving forward towards our great destiny of accomplishing dominance over the woodman server. With the increase of the population on the TR, now is the time to start motivating an integrating these new players building a community that will stand the test of time. With the combination of our allies, we will achieve ultimate victory. This strategy/vision is building on the Daily platoon leading, which calls for more shared command structures. The moral of the TR as a whole is now energetic, and everyone seems to know "what the problem was", this is only temporary and it will fade within a few weeks. Let's try to see if we can work beyond the disabilities of our enemies and try to focus on getting the TR into a real fighting force.


Following Warhammer 40K Empire based lore structure. "for the emperor, holy terra, etc."

To be accomplished by doing small 'Drill sessions" for squads that they will have to complete as a squad in order to be accepted. Service in the "ARMY PLATOON" will then grant "citizenship" after a set period of time (minimum 2 hours).


Hooooooly shit he has a spreadsheet of various TR outfits and what he thinks should be done with each of them. He claims some of them need to be disbanded or taken over for the greater good of Woodman TR.

Saul
July 23 2014, 10:39:35 PM
LOL at forced disbanding. How does he think that will be achieved exactly?

Sandzibar
July 23 2014, 11:44:56 PM
LOL at forced disbanding. How does he think that will be achieved exactly?

Obviously only a fool would ignore the will of this new TR God Emperor!

tHornton
July 24 2014, 03:47:05 AM
this is the kind of sht planetside 2 needs to become a good game

some actual fkin metagaming not just runnin about zerging each other

mewninn
July 24 2014, 04:11:29 AM
This is fucking autistic and the only thing he should receive for the effort is repeated TKs and hate-tells

At least that is what he should get if the server was run the Mattherson TE way, aka crush the weak under a flood of hate and bigotry

ValorousBob
July 24 2014, 04:42:18 AM
This is fucking autistic and the only thing he should receive for the effort is repeated TKs and hate-tells

At least that is what he should get if the server was run the Mattherson TE way, aka crush the weak under a flood of hate and bigotry

And how'd that work out for Mattherson TR?


very poorly

Kransthow
July 24 2014, 04:54:50 AM
http://i.imgur.com/qIMUxFB.png
This is possibly one of the most autistic, badly thought out and arrogant brain messes I've seen in a while.

why

mewninn
July 24 2014, 04:55:04 AM
This is fucking autistic and the only thing he should receive for the effort is repeated TKs and hate-tells

At least that is what he should get if the server was run the Mattherson TE way, aka crush the weak under a flood of hate and bigotry

And how'd that work out for Mattherson TR?


very poorly

I'd sooner play in AOD public platoons all day than willingly consent to a 10-page long proposal written by someone who is likely a complete and utter shitter

QuackBot
July 24 2014, 05:00:21 AM
http://i.imgur.com/qIMUxFB.png
This is possibly one of the most autistic, badly thought out and arrogant brain messes I've seen in a while.

why
It's why i haven't thrown as much money as i could [i]yay me[/i.

ValorousBob
July 24 2014, 06:12:52 AM
why

I don't know, and I don't care. This is one of the greatest pieces of literature I've ever seen.

DevilDude
July 24 2014, 07:06:46 PM
The most hilarious thing is he seems to be taking this as his opportunity to be space hitler or stalin or whatever and he doesn’t even seem to have a clear idea of what he’d get if he actually achieved his goals. Think about it; if he actually managed to pull it off, all the drama, all the chaos, all the likely hatred he’d bring down on himself. If he actually managed to become the TR dictator and whip the TR outfits into a single coherent force to dominate the server, what would happen? TR would dominate everything for a week or two, then the other two factions would disappear as their players left the game or migrated to more balanced servers, woodman dies, and our electronic autist here ends up as emperor of a ghost town.

Synapse
July 24 2014, 09:14:40 PM
The most hilarious thing is he seems to be taking this as his opportunity to be space hitler or stalin or whatever and he doesn’t even seem to have a clear idea of what he’d get if he actually achieved his goals. Think about it; if he actually managed to pull it off, all the drama, all the chaos, all the likely hatred he’d bring down on himself. If he actually managed to become the TR dictator and whip the TR outfits into a single coherent force to dominate the server, what would happen? TR would dominate everything for a week or two, then the other two factions would disappear as their players left the game or migrated to more balanced servers, woodman dies, and our electronic autist here ends up as emperor of a ghost town.

...and then SOE would finally put incentives for being underpop.

Space Panda
July 24 2014, 09:37:44 PM
P AUTISTIC

HE SHOULD TRY THIS ON EMERALD

DevilDude
July 25 2014, 12:25:06 AM
The most hilarious thing is he seems to be taking this as his opportunity to be space hitler or stalin or whatever and he doesn’t even seem to have a clear idea of what he’d get if he actually achieved his goals. Think about it; if he actually managed to pull it off, all the drama, all the chaos, all the likely hatred he’d bring down on himself. If he actually managed to become the TR dictator and whip the TR outfits into a single coherent force to dominate the server, what would happen? TR would dominate everything for a week or two, then the other two factions would disappear as their players left the game or migrated to more balanced servers, woodman dies, and our electronic autist here ends up as emperor of a ghost town.

...and then SOE would finally put incentives for being underpop.

keep dreaming.

Calbanite
July 25 2014, 07:26:17 AM
I'm taking command of all Vanu forces on the server.

This is your new Uber Exarch RapleSyrup speaking.

Giver yourselves to me!

The syrup must flow!

...

I heard Bob wanted me to lead some group or something for funsies.

I need some brown, glossy camo now.

tHornton
July 26 2014, 02:09:28 AM
girl i force feed u my dick