Guristas LP Store - Lord's Magical Crystal Emporium

[LordsServant]

tl;dr - pricing is below the :wall of text: beneath the rainbow

Cause I'm so fucking pro I just ground myself up to guristas lvl 4 missions (basing out of NPC nullsec smack in the middle of guristas space is win).

I can supply any item in the guristas LP store for much more reasonable prices than the current sell orders (but obviously somewhat higher than the buy orders).

I can supply

Worm/Gila/Rattlesnake BPC/Ships(Not gonna lie, lp/isk conversion looks pretty shit for these, so would prefer not to)

HG/LG Crystals + Omega (Your enemies will be :obama: while they wait downtime to downtime for your tank to break)

Guristas Citadel Torpedoes of all flavors (For pimping your nag/phoenix/leviathan or maybe just a pos with *shudder* missile launchers, I asked CCP for Guristas Citadel Cruises but they just pointed and laughed at me)

Guristas XL Hybrid Ammo of all flavors (For pimping out your moros/erebus or for your superduper deathstar POS on, say, a tech moon up north :roll: )

I know the isk/LP isnt bad on the crystals, so I would prefer to mostly roll with those (and omg I cant wait to cook myself up a batch for personal use...cyclones FTW baby) so just gimme a shout in this thread or ingame on my main, Lord's Servant.

If I get a regular repeat customer I might be able to work out bro pricing, and I'll consider bulk discounts, but bear in mind my main profession is a *pvper* not a carebear. I think this will make me isk, but I won't be missioning 12 hours a day pulling in 1mil lp/day :P (Or maybe I will, the alt has finished capital ships V and just needs caldari or amarr titan skillbook and then he can get into a titan and go DDing ppls faces in....a titan would be a nice summer present to myself)

Hmm.. :obama:

Anyways, enough rambling, hit me up ingame and lets work something out.

-Lord's Servant, TMdawt, NCdawt

PS-as an added note, my ingame spacebros will ofc get first pick of stuff/extreme bro pricing ;)

*PRICES BELOW*

CRYSTALS!!


LG Crystals

1-5 + Omega - 700m
1-5 - 350m

HG Crystals
1-5 + Omega - 2.2 bil
1-5 - 1.15 bil

[Tellenta]

could I get a quote for HG slaves and a rattlesnake BPC? I'm a little isk poor atm so I won't make an order for a week or so.

[Shiodome]

:facepalm:

[Tellenta]

:facepalm:

I did say slaves didn't I? I meant crystals, armor tank for lyfe!

[LordsServant]

HG crystals including omega, or just 1-5?

I'm gonna have to decline the rattlesnake BPC thing atm as A) its a lot of LP (400k iirc) and B) the isk/lp isnt that good

Maybe when I get tons of extra LP I'll branch into those, but for now I want to stick to lower lp/high isk/lp items.

Let me see if I can log in my jita alt and get you a quote for those crystals.

*EDIT*

2.275 bil WITH omega (if I did my maths right)

Convo/mail me ingame if you want other quotes or w/e, heading out for an 8 hour work shift now...

Once I get the LP skills up on my alt I shouldnt have any problems pulling in mad LP (I currently have em at lvl ZERO *gasp*) So pulling in crystal sets shouldnt be a problem based on the amount of LP I pulled in today in just 2 hours :)

*/EDIT*

I forgot how tedious mission running can be :obama: .



-Lords, TMdawt, NCdawt

[cillisia]

out of interest how much for a full set of LG crystals and how much for just 1-5?

[LordsServant]

Also because I'm so fucking pro, I was fleeting up for a CTA on my main in my legion, and got caught up in getting onto the titan for bridge (Vince/Sort/Cold rage, best rage) I spent longer on that screen than I had originally intended. I alt tabbed back to my tengu to find a pod(rats killed me, not players).

:facepalm:

Oops.

So everything will be *slightly delayed* while I deal with the logistics of moving a new tengu back up to 0.0. Lucky for me all my faction stuffs dropped, and were recovered, so the loss is rather cheap(if only I could get reimbursement for PVE t3s instead of just the combat ones).

I will hopefully get a quote for the LG crystals etc etc in a wee bit up here, and I think I'll put standard pricing in the first post to give people an instant, go-to reference. In the meantime :obama: and feel superior to so-called "ELITE" pvpers like me(fuck u Entrox :P) utterly failing at PVE and losing t3's to rats. :lol:

-Lords, TMdawt, NCdawt

*EDIT* - New and *improved* tengu moved up to 0.0, isk whoring back to normal, and an added bonus of LP skills for the alt ;)

[Xarthaginian]

Also because I'm so fucking pro, I utterly fail at PVE and lose t3's to rats.

I lost a drake once in a level 3 mission. Jus sayin :facepalm:

[Dwergi]

Protip: if you're looking for a Crystal set or similar, post here and you'll probably get inundated by Merciless/NCdot/Agony jews looking to sell you one. I, myself, also happen to be an upstanding vendor of pirate implants.

[Shiodome]

tl;dr - pricing is below the post in blue

what?

[LordsServant]

tl;dr - pricing is below the post in blue

what?

Edited the top post, basically :obama: while you scroll down to look at the bottom of the first post for prices on stuff (crystals, etc etc). Only have crystal pricing atm, but will look into other stuff.

-Lords, TMdawt, NCdawt

[Shiodome]

but there is no post in blue, what's wrong with your face sensors?

[LordsServant]

I fail to see where it says post in blue :P It hasnt said that since early last night.

Also shameless bump - I think worm BPCs arent that shitty LP/isk so I'll price those out in a bit.

-Lords, TMdawt, NCdawt

[Phatstabley]

Guristas XL Hybrid Ammo x10,000 maybe?

h-pa would be sexy sexy, but I'll grab anywhere if you're still doing ammo.

[LordsServant]

Order handled in game. Total stats so far....

8x LG Crystals
5x HG Crystals
5k XL Ammo

Sold ingame to various happy customers for cheaper than jita pricing. The new [strike:18iv39ac]lamborghini[/strike:18iv39ac] machariel sitting in my [strike:18iv39ac]garage[/strike:18iv39ac] hanger wants to thank all the lovely customers for supporting my humble business. *puts on sunglasses while :obama: some Cumby's NEW Sweet tea and hops into [strike:18iv39ac]lamborghini[/strike:18iv39ac] machariel*

Keep the orders coming ppl, I'm slightly low on LP atm due to RL issues and some brisk business, but should be able to get more in the next couple days.

-Lords, TMdawt, NCdawt

PS-I find it funny the first thing I do is buy a high performance sports vehicle with my isk rather than something slightly more practical. :D

[LordsServant]

Are we allowed to bump here? If not, this is a legit post.

I have a bit of a penchant for shiny things and ships. I will be more than happy to give slight discounts/accept partial/full trades for your ships/mods/implants that I am interested in.

Got a spare legion? That's 50% off an LG crystal set + omega (just a rough example.)

Lets get some more orders in here, my LP stores are starting to regen and soon I'll have enough for another LG crystal set (on demand). Keep :obama: and looking at my awesome deals that cant be beat(by the NC, or their titan(s)).

-Lords, TMdawt, NCdawt

Edit - Forgot to put in obligatory obama insert somewhere....

[C-2]

seriously considering a LG crystal set...I guess I'd have to login :cut:

[LordsServant]

If you're the seatoo I know you'd get serious bro-pricing :) Havent seen u in ages m8 :P Have a :obama: on me.

-Lords, TMdawt, NCdawt

[LordsServant]

In case anyone's wondering why I seem to have dropped off the face of the earth, I started a new job IRL (taxi driving on Martha's Vineyard, an Island off of Massachusetts in the US of A).

College jobs, best jobs. I drive for Admiral (its the company) out of Oak Bluffs(the town on the island.) If theres an white/american dude (not brazilian, russian, or jamaican,) say the word "Leviathan Titan" and if it's me you'll get bro pricing(as low/discounted as I can go without my boss breaking my kneecaps...he threatens that) and a very serious eve conversation along with me wanting to stay in touch as for me, knowing eve chaps IRL is rare.

Anyways back to what I was saying before....I work Thursday-->Sunday with like 50+ hours. So I have very little time for eve. I'm currently backlogged with 3 HG Crystal set orders, which will take me a little while to fill. Feel free to post orders here or mail them to me ingame(I will check and respond as I can, but here is a safer bet).

Also, in the spirit of Viper Shizzle...if you want a crystal set and get in my cab IRL I might be able to work something out for the right sized tip *ahem*.

In the meantime I'm gonna :obama: and wait for fares.

-Lord's Servant, TMdawt, NCdawt

[Leboe]

synth booster BPCs are like 150 lp each, I'd do 10mil for 1 of each (synth blue and synth crash) which should be solid LP/isk converstion

[LordsServant]

I think its like 250 or 350, but iirc you're that dude who does booster production, and sells boosters in the other thread. Maybe we can work something out along those lines....when a duder like me has access to HG crystals and has a steady flow isk, things usually go Pimp Ship --> Crystals --> Blue Pillz --> 5 billion isk km. I'm still in the process of purchasing fittings(and putting away isk for mah titan), but u see where I'm going here. :derper:

I just got off a 10 hour shift and my head is rather fucked atm, but I will :obama: and check this thread tomorrow.

-Lords, TMdawt, NCdawt