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Armag3ddon
July 27 2013, 05:47:33 PM
Battle of the lowsec shitposters

Discuss.

Jason Marshall
July 27 2013, 05:52:45 PM
[ 2013.07.27 17:48:26 ] Zangorus > but shadow is shit
[ 2013.07.27 17:48:32 ] Mortvvs > we are worse
[ 2013.07.27 17:48:37 ] Mortvvs > not even joking
[ 2013.07.27 17:48:44 ] Zangorus > you have amantus
[ 2013.07.27 17:49:09 ] Amantus > shadow are good
[ 2013.07.27 17:49:48 ] Mortvvs > amantus is one of the best pilots in this team
[ 2013.07.27 17:50:17 ] Amantus > thats like saying
[ 2013.07.27 17:50:20 ] Durzel > light a cyno and shout "WHERES THE BACKUP??" in local
[ 2013.07.27 17:50:31 ] Boltorano > I heard he gets jammed by all the ladies.
[ 2013.07.27 17:50:47 ] Amantus > thats like saying im trhe least retarded person in the shortbus
[ 2013.07.27 17:51:01 ] Durzel > quite an accolade

smuggo
July 27 2013, 05:55:20 PM
My GF has promised me a pokey bum wank if we win.

LoKiPP
July 27 2013, 06:07:28 PM
Urane alliance down.

http://i.imgur.com/DOOxDa6.png

smuggo
July 27 2013, 06:08:37 PM
Fuck

Resi
July 27 2013, 06:09:08 PM
terribibble

jonesbones
July 27 2013, 06:09:12 PM
Kings of what again?

Jason Marshall
July 27 2013, 06:09:58 PM
[18:09:38] Amantus > i cant do shit

FUzziBabes
July 27 2013, 06:10:55 PM
I've missed a few things, are these matches where you get put into the losers bracket and thus aren't knocked out yet?

Jason Marshall
July 27 2013, 06:13:49 PM
Muffin died like a man on his own terms.

Durzel
July 27 2013, 06:35:29 PM
Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to MJD out and die.

ry ry
July 27 2013, 07:18:00 PM
lol, we got dumpstered by a great counter-fleet. our support was key, they had godlike support popping ability and killed all our small ships instantly. we couldn't even track theirs and locked out our domis with damps. gf

genuinely nomad here, we had 2 practices and no fleet comps - im glad we went out to somebody cool tbh.

I'm literally amazed at the sheer amount of hate directed at me by randoms after the match, turned off auto reject for a few mins and was bombarded with LLLOL UR SHIT U DESERVE TO DIE (INGAME LOL) NED STARK DIES convos. No idea why they were spamming me, eve players are such autists :D

whispous
July 27 2013, 07:20:19 PM
Who was it?

Resi
July 27 2013, 07:20:39 PM
You haven't replied :(

ry ry
July 27 2013, 07:21:05 PM
Also, Shadow Cartel are now official kings of lowsec.

ry ry
July 27 2013, 07:21:58 PM
Who was it?

a bunch of random noobalts

i assumed it was PL duders tbh since they have such a hardon for us. guess i was the only one without autoreject on since i'm not space-famous/mad like the rest of you losers



edit: double nomad, forgot i'd bet against us. p.happy with that result.

LoKiPP
July 27 2013, 07:50:24 PM
since they have such a hardon for us

Yeah its a mystery.

Dark Flare
July 27 2013, 07:51:58 PM
lol, we got dumpstered by a great counter-fleet. our support was key, they had godlike support popping ability and killed all our small ships instantly. we couldn't even track theirs and locked out our domis with damps. gf

genuinely nomad here, we had 2 practices and no fleet comps - im glad we went out to somebody cool tbh.

I'm literally amazed at the sheer amount of hate directed at me by randoms after the match, turned off auto reject for a few mins and was bombarded with LLLOL UR SHIT U DESERVE TO DIE (INGAME LOL) NED STARK DIES convos. No idea why they were spamming me, eve players are such autists :D

i'm going to assume people being mad is a sign we're doing something right

Devec
July 27 2013, 07:59:47 PM
Terrible

Jalif
July 27 2013, 08:36:52 PM
Snuff snuff snuff.... come on man!

Next time call me for fleet setups :P

j/k

Dark Flare
July 27 2013, 08:37:11 PM
whispous: i went downstairs for dinner and my mum said
whispous: did you lose
whispous: and i said yes
whispous: and she hugged me
Dark Flare: lol you told your mum about your internet fights
Dark Flare: hahahahah
Dark Flare: that is going on failheap

LoKiPP
July 27 2013, 08:38:57 PM
ROFL

whispous
July 27 2013, 08:40:13 PM
no mum dont they'll tease me more if you have a go at them

Garviel
July 27 2013, 08:49:35 PM
no mum dont they'll tease me more if you have a go at them

My missus kept trying to get me to do dishes while i was trying to maulus ;_;

Muffinsrevenger
July 27 2013, 09:21:45 PM
Muffin died like a man on his own terms.

The strange part about it is that i did not get a lossmail from it

But yeah, GF shadowm8's!

Grarr Dexx
July 27 2013, 09:30:02 PM
for those betting on us: we told you literally a million times not to

your own fault

Devec
July 27 2013, 09:43:59 PM
for those betting on us: we told you literally a million times not to

your own fault

Noone bets on urine

#exceptgrarr

dpidcoe
July 27 2013, 11:40:25 PM
for those betting on us: we told you literally a million times not to

your own fault

Matching fixing itc?

Grarr Dexx
July 27 2013, 11:47:57 PM
nope, we really are just that shit at practice

Jason Marshall
July 27 2013, 11:48:03 PM
for those betting on us: we told you literally a million times not to

your own fault

Matching fixing itc?

Looks like emergent game play to me.


Wait no, they genuinely knew they had no chance and were good bros warning everyone off...while betting against themselves to mitigate losses involved with running a tourny team.

Muffinsrevenger
July 27 2013, 11:58:56 PM
Also, having now watched the stream i have been able to conclusively determine that Shadoo is quite mad about losing kings of lowsec to us :D

Grarr Dexx
July 28 2013, 12:38:50 AM
~never let go pee el~

Akturous
July 28 2013, 08:06:18 AM
So glad we won, I would have had to commit harakiri if we lost as I wouldn't be able to live in a world so bursting with the overwhelming smugness of Muffins' BR's (which would be no doubt full of tourney references).

I haven't had the chance to watch any of the new matches yet, being in 'Stralia means I don't get to fly in them.

Muffinsrevenger
July 28 2013, 10:54:42 AM
Yeah... the one reason i'm kinda sad we did not manage to win is that now baggie is going to be unbarebly smug

W0wbagger
July 28 2013, 12:25:47 PM
nah was a gee eff, i'm sure we'll be following you pretty soon

whispous
July 28 2013, 01:22:52 PM
We were glad to lose to SC rather than it be DnD or PL.

Dark Flare
July 28 2013, 02:24:50 PM
We were glad to lose to SC rather than it be DnD or PL.

We would have beaten Pl though cause we're kings

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Rami
July 28 2013, 04:18:58 PM
It's alright guys, totally made 40 usd on the slots at the MGM. We all knew this was gonna happen, one way or another. Someone link the stream for it kkthx.

ps: peppermill has boss breakfast

ctrlchris
July 29 2013, 01:45:03 PM
whispous: i went downstairs for dinner and my mum said
whispous: did you lose
whispous: and i said yes
whispous: and she hugged me
Dark Flare: lol you told your mum about your internet fights
Dark Flare: hahahahah
Dark Flare: that is going on failheap

Amazing.

smuggo
July 29 2013, 03:16:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/5DUUGOJ.jpg

whispous
July 29 2013, 03:22:48 PM
We lost because lark was having a pokey one

telephone

Smuggo
July 29 2013, 03:29:56 PM
whisp lives with his mum?

lol

ry ry
July 29 2013, 03:36:35 PM
i'm surprised you're surprised.

smuggo
July 29 2013, 03:43:14 PM
We lost because lark was having a pokey one

telephone

No, I was promised a pokey one if we won. You'll notice I was the last of the frigs to die. I was flying extra hard.