Beer/Spirits

[Jason Marshall]

Hello,

I have 2 days to go till my fiance's 22nd birthday, and she desperatly wants to find a beverage that is both a social lubricant but does not taste like alcohol. Ive tried everything I can think of but no matter what I have her try it ends up making her want to vomit. There was a mixed drink once she said she liked, called a sweet tart, but I was un-able to recreate it. She likes lambics but they are hard to find here so If im going to import anything id like some recommendations.

Also: Thread is post your favorite spirits if you dont have an answer to my question.

I like COLD Belgian style beers.

[Gralg]

If only there was a special subforum for threads of this kind :facepalm:

[Jason Marshall]

Shit Did I miss something?

[Fachiri]

This: viewforum.php?f=22 (http://failheap-challenge.com/viewforum.php?f=22)

[Jason Marshall]

Where the fuck is that located?

[Jason Marshall]

Oh. Right there above general chat. fml. never looked above the section title.

[Herschel Yamamoto]

Go to this forum, and it's above all the threads, at the very top.

[eshru]

long island iced tea or rum and coke?

[Gralg]

Content: Affligem, Leffe, Duvel, Delirium are all good Belgian beer choices btw

e: yeah didn't read OP properly, for alcoholic beverages that don't taste very alcoholic, try making it sweet, like a daiquiri or something along those lines.

[Pacefalm]

Red vodka + red bull 20/80 tbh

[Stoffl]

Anything with Baileys ?

[epictetus]

Bellini tbh, champagne/cava mixed with some high quality peach syrup. Doesnt taste like alcohol and chicks love that stuff. (me too :oops: )

Else just mix with various juices and sodas, add lots of lime. Its real easy to get something that tastes like some ridicilously sweet soda/punch and has no hint of alcohol taste.

But yeah, try the champagne/cava route. Cava is inexpensive and pretty damn awesome.

[balistic void]

Anything with Baileys ?

This, including Baileys on it's own.

[fng]

Some beer that don't feel like beer:
Pécheresse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%AAcheresse). Very low alcohol, sweet taste of peaches. It's a bit too sweet for my taste, think mixing a beer with peach syrup (not really) but still delicious and refreshing.
Kasteel Rouge (http://www.vanhonsebrouck.be/) (shit flash is shit). 8° of pure cherry madness. It's a bit similar to a kriek but better (imo). I don't buy kriek anymore since I know this beer.
Faro (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faro_(beer)#Faro). It's a bit weird but I like it. Lindemans (guys who make the Pécheresse) do it in big bottle so it's pretty convenient for aperitif.

[FatFreddy]

There was a mixed drink once she said she liked, called a sweet tart, but I was un-able to recreate it.

You have got to be kidding :psyduck:

http://www.google.at/search?q=sweet+tar ... =firefox-a (http://www.google.at/search?q=sweet+tart+cocktail&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)

[Kanv]

Rekorderlig brand cider. It's pink, fizzy and tastes like soft drink.

[Frools]

Rekorderlig brand cider. It's pink, fizzy and tastes like soft drink.
pear rekorderlig is like, ultra delicious

[Lallante]

You should end your relationship tbh.

Not liking any alcohol? Thats like not liking vegetables or water or something.

[Aea]

Anything with Baileys ?

This, including Baileys on it's own.

Baileys, neat? :psyduck:

[hippoking]

Grasshopper? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grasshopper_%28cocktail%29)

Do it with milk instead of cream if you want to actually use it to drink.

[bundus]

toblerone

http://www.1001cocktails.com/recipes/mi ... erone.html (http://www.1001cocktails.com/recipes/mixed-drinks/107604/cocktail-toblerone.html)

[Jason Marshall]

There was a mixed drink once she said she liked, called a sweet tart, but I was un-able to recreate it.

You have got to be kidding :psyduck:

http://www.google.at/search?q=sweet+tar ... =firefox-a (http://www.google.at/search?q=sweet+tart+cocktail&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)

I didn't mean I wasn't able to find the recipe. I meant that I fail at mixology and always seem to fuck up the mixing.

[Stoffl]

Anything with Baileys ?

This, including Baileys on it's own.

Baileys, neat? :psyduck:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B52_(Cocktail)

especially the flaming (homosexual) variant
?

*edit* fixed fail-link

[Jason Marshall]

Tolberone cocktail she liked. Growing up in Seattle has made us suckers for anything coffee flavored i guess.

[56k Lagman]

Anything with Baileys ?

This, including Baileys on it's own.

Baileys, neat? :psyduck:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B52_(Cocktail)

especially the flaming (homosexual) variant
?
If you drink Baileys with anything other than equal amounts of Hennessey then you're well gay mate

[Stoffl]

Well it's Baileys + kahlua + cognac

But I haven't had one in..10? years or so..

And it's fun to watch people burn their nostril hair when the barkeeper hands em out with short straws.

[Narmio]

I have never understood why B52s were designed as shooters, since they are pretty damned tasty to sip on.

(ninja edit: when not on fire)

[Lallante]

Lookat all dem nerds and their girly drinks

[Blutreiter]

A guaranteed panties removal tool can be mixed up as a longdrink with some Southern Comfort plus Ginger Ale.

[fng]

don't mix cognac with Bailey ffs :psyduck:

[Lallante]

Dont drink Baileys ffs :psyduck:

[Mrenda]

Only excuse for a man to drink Baileys is A.) He's a poof or B.) There's a bottle open that's about to go off.



For the OP. A friend of mine doesn't like alcohol or most drinks either. He'll drink the odd Asian beer, like Tiger or Cobra, he finds them light and refreshing but flavoursome unlike Bud. Also he quite likes Sake at sushi bars. And his regular pub drink is Southern Comfort and lime.

[zangorus]

White Russian with very little Vodka

[Aea]

Only excuse for a man to drink Baileys is A.) He's a poof or B.) There's a bottle open that's about to go off.



For the OP. A friend of mine doesn't like alcohol or most drinks either. He'll drink the odd Asian beer, like Tiger or Cobra, he finds them light and refreshing but flavoursome unlike Bud. Also he quite likes Sake at sushi bars. And his regular pub drink is Southern Comfort and lime.

I mix mine with coffee :obama:. That's my only acceptable use for it.

[Zumwalt]

Only excuse for a man to drink Baileys is A.) He's a poof or B.) There's a bottle open that's about to go off.



For the OP. A friend of mine doesn't like alcohol or most drinks either. He'll drink the odd Asian beer, like Tiger or Cobra, he finds them light and refreshing but flavoursome unlike Bud. Also he quite likes Sake at sushi bars. And his regular pub drink is Southern Comfort and lime.

I mix mine with coffee :obama:. That's my only acceptable use for it.

Irish car bombs taste good.

[Jason Marshall]

Alaskan Raspberry Wheat came out today. If your in a western state look for it.