Cultural exchange thread [NSFW]

[RazoR]

No english and google translate in other threads on this forum, mkay?

Q: OH GOD ZE REDS ARE COMING? WHY GOD, WHY?!
A: Because eve-ru.com administration is even worse than the faggots we have to deal with here.

Q: Why are all the threads marked NSFW?
A: Because we like obscenities and tits. It's easier to mark everything and just forget about it.

Q: What brand of russian vodka is good?
A: Consensus is that Russian Standard isn't bad.

[spasm]

Nyet

[Chakrai]

Are the threads really NSFW or is that done because Russians like the colour red?

[Jason Marshall]

Myslím, že naše intel je vypnutý. Zdá se, že ruský než české.

[Kransthow]

http://onebit.us/x/i/92od0GFU2i.jpg

[fighter-killer]

We have little problems with administration of eve-ru. They are a bit "STUPID"! So we are banned because of it =)))

[spasm]

Wait.


It's possible to ban Razor?

[Jason Marshall]

We have little problems with administration of eve-ru. They are a bit "STUPID"! So we are banned because of it =)))

Thank you. For finally explaining!

Much love, sending freedom vibes coke-o-cola and blow.

[fighter-killer]

Wait.


It's possible to ban Razor?
Well, complicated question, but he still need to be punished. This bald ass didn't come to our last Moscow meeting he had announced =)

[erichkknaar]

Welcome broskis...

[Tellenta]

No english and google translate in other threads on this forum, mkay?

What brought our Russian brothers to this forum, we like internet drama here it would be cruel to deny us, and please let them know that after a few weeks of harassment from people only xeno will remain a belligerent party because he is an idiot. The rest will be inside jokes most prob. Unless we go full retard which is not outside the realm of reason then we can make the channel an invite only channel and we can only cry at the lack of the ability to plus one in the ruskie channels.

[Jason Marshall]

Wait.


It's possible to ban Razor?
Well, complicated question, but he still need to be punished. This bald ass didn't come to our last Moscow meeting he had announced =)

I like you.

FIGHTER-KILLER FOR MOD!

[walrus]

Ikkeno engelsk, den er grei.

Velkommen kamerater!

phone

[LeonM]

No english and google translate in other threads on this forum, mkay?

What brought our Russian brothers to this forum, we like internet drama here it would be cruel to deny us

Heya,

I don't know, really, how to sum up the chain of events that has got us here - but i will say that quite an amount of anuses was burned as some still keep burning on the eve-ru.com forums. I personally think that it was a great event and many lulz were had.

[Tellenta]

Wait.


It's possible to ban Razor?
Well, complicated question, but he still need to be punished. This bald ass didn't come to our last Moscow meeting he had announced =)

I like you.

FIGHTER-KILLER FOR MOD!

Plus one

[Lana Torrin]

We have little problems with administration of eve-ru. They are a bit "STUPID"! So we are banned because of it =)))

Comrade.. I have some bad news for you then...... (ours are too)

[RazoR]

We have little problems with administration of eve-ru. They are a bit "STUPID"! So we are banned because of it =)))Comrade.. I have some bad news for you then...... (ours are too)You have no idea how stubborn, shortsighted and abusive eve-ru team is.
This bunch we have here really couldn't be arsed to be that bad.

[fighter-killer]

We have little problems with administration of eve-ru. They are a bit "STUPID"! So we are banned because of it =)))

Comrade.. I have some bad news for you then...... (ours are too)

Are they suspending people w/o reason too? Just as is.
We never got any answer on the simple question "WHY?" just trolling(from mods, yeah).

[Me]

In the interests of Russo-FHC relations I welcome you to the board with a drink.

http://i.imgur.com/heAWxebl.jpg

[RazoR]

Was it good? I have never tried import vodka so can't compare.

[Me]

Well, honestly I've only had the cheapest Smirnoff before to compare it to so I'm no expert. But I am enjoying it, the first glass was a bit harsh but now it's going down well.

[RazoR]

Yeah, first glass is never easy. Nor it should be!

[100MAT0l0g1]

Приветствую наших заграничных камрадов! Очень надеюсь, что они поймут моё сообщение. Камрады! Я очень рад, что вы тепло встретили нас, политических эмигрантов с форума EVE-RU, КГБ и лично Путин ополчились против нас, нам прищлось покинуть наш оплот и искать себе новый дом. Надеюсь, что мы сможем наладить культурный диалог и сотрудничество, приглашаем ваших камрадов в наши темы, для того чтобы померится...... достижениями в области ИГОРь.
А пока пусть тут полежит мой домашний медведь. Правда он милый?
http://bigpicture.ru/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/image22.jpg


welcome our foreign comrades! I really hope that they will understand my message. Comrades! I am very glad that you are warmly greeted us, political refugees from the forum EVE-RU, the KGB and Putin personally took up arms against us, we prischlos leave our stronghold and look for a new home. I hope that we can establish a cultural dialogue and cooperation, we invite your comrades in our themes, in order to face off ...... achievements in the field of Igor.* In the meantime, let there lie down my home bear. True, he cute?

[DMDR]

Are they suspending people w/o reason too? Just as is.
We never got any answer on the simple question "WHY?" just trolling(from mods, yeah).I still feel much pain in ur words. Come on, be proud of our honourable and valliant deeds.

[fighter-killer]

Are they suspending people w/o reason too? Just as is.
We never got any answer on the simple question "WHY?" just trolling(from mods, yeah).I still feel much pain in ur words. Come on, be proud of our honourable and valliant deeds.
Yep, it pains me a lot, cuz somebody is wrong in teh Internets out there!

[Lana Torrin]

Our mods aren't smart enough to work out how to ban people effectively so they don't bother. It's like the opposite problem. Also, derpertalk supports Russian better than ie at work.

Tapaderpin v4

[Lana Torrin]

We didn't even do this for the china mob.....

Tapaderpin v4

[RazoR]

Our mods aren't smart enough to work out how to ban people effectively so they don't bother. It's like the opposite problem. Also, derpertalk supports Russian better than ie at work.

Tapaderpin v4Aren't smart enough to work out where the ban button is, true story.

[Selb]

Welcome ruspals

[Joe Appleby]

I think we need a little bit more of the story. SO far all we got is massive teasing.

I for one welcome our Waffenbrüder.
http://www.russlandjournal.de/uploads/tx_templavoila/deutsch-sowjetische_freunds.jpg


In the interests of Russo-FHC relations I welcome you to the board with a drink.

http://i.imgur.com/heAWxebl.jpg

Isn't a bad one. Good thing I can get some Russian vodka here through Russian-Germans/German-Russians/whatever-the-hell-you-want-to-call-them.
On a related note, what is the proper temperature to drink Vodka at?

[lubica]

Pozdrav vsem slovanskim bratom. Pišite govno, tak kot vsi ostali.

[fighter-killer]

I think we need a little bit more of the story. SO far all we got is massive teasing.
Isn't a bad one. Good thing I can get some Russian vodka here through Russian-Germans/German-Russians/whatever-the-hell-you-want-to-call-them.
On a related note, what is the proper temperature to drink Vodka at?

About +5 C, must be cold, but not to be consistent like oil or glicerine.
Russian Standart(the one on the picture) is definitely good!

Still i prefer Cognac or Whiskey =)

[spasm]

It's Don's long lost Russian brother.

Sent from the SpasPhone

[karmael]

[QUOTE=Joe Appleby;814684]
Still i prefer Cognac or Whiskey =)

where are you drop your national authenticity and originality bro ?

any early morining im ganja smuggulin play at my balalaika

[fighter-killer]

[QUOTE=Joe Appleby;814684]
Still i prefer Cognac or Whiskey =)

where are you drop your national authenticity and originality bro ?

any early morining im ganja smuggulin play at my balalaika

Well, still i'm original. Everyone knows, that russians like vodka, but i prefer cognac. I'm original, meh? =)))

[RazoR]

That's it guys, Piqlet is a hipster, he said so himself.

[fighter-killer]

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/6511/101140740.58/0_96534_7f4fa014_XXXL.jpg
Say hello to meee =)))

[lt]

I like these guys.

[karmael]

Lol piquelet!
anyway, my gun bigger

http://s5.hostingkartinok.com/uploads/images/2013/06/c66c6c761d42dcdbeffb17cf519b2d8e.jpg

[RazoR]

Shit. I got nothing on that.

But anyway, sup.

http://cs919.vk.me/u16351365/80007815/x_21c42f8c.jpg

[Gallente Citizen20202]

Lol piquelet!
anyway, my gun bigger

http://s5.hostingkartinok.com/uploads/images/2013/06/c66c6c761d42dcdbeffb17cf519b2d8e.jpg

karma, is it you? noway! lol

[100MAT0l0g1]

Lol piquelet!
anyway, my gun bigger

http://s5.hostingkartinok.com/uploads/images/2013/06/c66c6c761d42dcdbeffb17cf519b2d8e.jpg

karma, is it you? noway! lol
Pffff it is old pic, he give me this pic many day ago.
ENGLISH MASTER :troll:

[Varcaus]

I like these guys.

qft

[Sobad Horribad]

I like these guys.

qft

I think this is a perfect opportunity to compare relative internet autism rates cross cultures.

Though I'm pretty sure the west wins :(

[RazoR]

I like these guys.

qft

I think this is a perfect opportunity to compare relative internet autism rates cross cultures.

Though I'm pretty sure the west wins :(

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRONZE CANNONS PHAGGOT

[LeonM]

I think this is a perfect opportunity to compare relative internet autism rates cross cultures.

Though I'm pretty sure the west wins :(

Oh, we haven't got the best out yet, don't worry.

[Kalil]

Thread is better than most threads on the forum, better than all of non-stickied general chat tbh.

Welcome rusbros.

[Lana Torrin]

I like it here..

So is this the thread where I admit russian accents used to turn me on?

[karmael]

I like it here..

So is this the thread where I admit russian accents used to turn me on?

yes, chant with me - FORR MAZZZERRRR RRRRUSSIA.

[fighter-killer]

I like it here..

So is this the thread where I admit russian accents used to turn me on?

WoW, bit slower please =)

[Jason Marshall]

Lol piquelet!
anyway, my gun bigger

http://s5.hostingkartinok.com/uploads/images/2013/06/c66c6c761d42dcdbeffb17cf519b2d8e.jpg

I raise you a GAU

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/904217_10151479114446855_1106225893_o.jpg

[Jason Marshall]

I like it here..

So is this the thread where I admit russian accents used to turn me on?

yes, chant with me - FORR MAZZZERRRR RRRRUSSIA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw


Double posting to glory.

[spasm]

Jason, since you're the only person who can see russia from your house, I'm apppointing you to be the official ambassador to Russian FHC.

[Lana Torrin]

Jason, since you're the only person who can see russia from your house, I'm apppointing you to be the official ambassador to Russian FHC.

Lana Torrinski reporting for cultural exchange and vodka drinking duty sir.

Tapaderpin v4

[karmael]

[QUOTE=karmael;815035]

I raise you a GAU

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/904217_10151479114446855_1106225893_o.jpg

lolwut ?

http://s2.hostingkartinok.com/uploads/images/2013/06/011db1f245f89797d87f1e17472d61a7.jpg

[LeonM]

Vodka drinking is a privilege for someone who has already tamed his own bear.
Also, Freud would be deeply troubled by the images in this thread, SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT.

[RazoR]

Freud would be deeply troubledmate pls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSd-Lrlii8k&t=29s

[DMDR]

Lets face it. Only russian rednecks drink vodka cuz they can't afford better drinks. Successfull dudes drink whiskey even in rus-rus.

[karmael]

Lets face it. Only russian rednecks drink vodka cuz they can't afford better drinks. Successfull dudes drink whiskey even in rus-rus.

protoukr all know about rednecks!

[DMDR]

we're also exporting our shitty vodka and beer in russia and you like them more than your homemade piss :troll:

[LeonM]

I'll just dig a trench, assume defensive stature and say that the best vodka is still French, WUSSUP NOW?!

[DMDR]

Now Im gonna say that vodka, by its very nature, is simply vater + alcohol cocktail. Its a mystery why people enjoy dirnking something that tastes so horribly.

[RazoR]

Now Im gonna say that vodka, by its very nature, is simply vater + alcohol cocktail. Its a mystery why people enjoy dirnking something that tastes so horribly.Because whatever you follow it with tastes immensely better.

And you get drunk!

[DMDR]

Now Im gonna say that vodka, by its very nature, is simply vater + alcohol cocktail. Its a mystery why people enjoy dirnking something that tastes so horribly.Because whatever you follow it with tastes immensely better.

And you get drunk!
that's a good point, lol

[Lana Torrin]

Vodka + Dr Pepper = Lana's anyones.

[MeClever]

Hello.

http://i.imgur.com/eMv1c4b.jpg
Nakatite.

[Me]

[QUOTE=karmael;815035]

I raise you a GAU

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/904217_10151479114446855_1106225893_o.jpg

lolwut ?

http://s2.hostingkartinok.com/uploads/images/2013/06/011db1f245f89797d87f1e17472d61a7.jpg

Bitch please.

http://i.imgur.com/bh4yfjR.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amiens_Gun

[Itiken]

Q: What brand of russian vodka is good?
A: Consensus is that Russian Standard isn't bad.

:respect:

[QuackBot]

that's a good point, lol
Has a good point.

[karmael]

http://i48.fastpic.ru/big/2013/0605/11/38622668f3b80368a9e8ca3304ad0011.gif

[fighter-killer]

http://i48.fastpic.ru/big/2013/0605/11/38622668f3b80368a9e8ca3304ad0011.gif

Karma aftershock! :D

[Gallente Citizen20202]

Karma aftershock! :D
karma playing WoT :razor:

[fighter-killer]

Just curious, how many of you still playing EVE. Cuz my playing time ended in 2010 =) Still i have 4 characters(just not paying), one of them sooo 2003 =)))

[Jason Marshall]

Polish invented it, Russians perfected it.


I don't know anyone who drinks it straight though, used as a mixer in the US.

[RazoR]

Polish invented it, Russians perfected it.

I don't know anyone who drinks it straight though, used as a mixer in the US.Proof or it didn't happen.

This was the cause for the cold war.

[KathDougans]

are FHC's newest posters fully aware of the glory that is Razor ?

http://onebit.us/x/i/h6BY1tcO3k.gif

[Jason Marshall]

Polish invented it, Russians perfected it.

I don't know anyone who drinks it straight though, used as a mixer in the US.Proof or it didn't happen.

This was the cause for the cold war.

Unless they find some super old documents, that people have been searching for forever, neither side can prove that they were first and or whatever.

So I take this route I alternate whenever it comes up, this time the Polish were the inventors and the Russians the perfecter. Next time I will say the opposite.

[spasm]

Perfecting a drink that tastes like feet?

[Airow]

damn immigrants! They took our posts!

[xin jiang]

Just curious, how many of you still playing EVE. Cuz my playing time ended in 2010 =) Still i have 4 characters(just not paying), one of them sooo 2003 =)))
people still play eve?

[RazoR]

Just curious, how many of you still playing EVE. Cuz my playing time ended in 2010 =) Still i have 4 characters(just not paying), one of them sooo 2003 =)))
people still play eve?Wouldn't call them people~~

[Stoffl]

sup

[Cosmin]

o7

[Paradox]

Welcome to our new Russian friends!

[LordsServant]

Это может быть связано с плющем по поводу покупки коробки с ВоВ, может быть связано с кривизной Сферы, а, может, тебе выели всю виртуальную печень наиболее юные и жадные обитатели LA2.

Если звуки, издаваемые вами, похожи на Ыыыы, Уууу, Бальшой Ых нипанимает - то вы сели не за свой компьютер, ваш рядом стоит, цельнодеревянный такой весь...

Оба приводятся выдержки из:http://www.onlineeve.ru/faq/

M8.

On a scale of Vladivostok to Moscow, how drunk was he when he wrote that? ;)

Welcome to FHC, glad to have ya and now I have a reason to brush up my русский ))

[Mordax]

Hello welcome to forum

[RazoR]

On a scale of Vladivostok to Moscow, how drunk was he when he wrote that? ;)>implying moscow and vladivostok are different on drunkness scale
Hello welcome to forumIf only these faggots stopped posting over there at the same whining in skype how shit that forum is :/

[ValorousBob]

Shit. I got nothing on that.

But anyway, sup.

http://cs919.vk.me/u16351365/80007815/x_21c42f8c.jpg

MATE, please tell me that picture is old. If not... you still use an A-5?? Upgrade your shit dude, so many good guns for a few hundred dollars.

[Varcaus]

>few hundred dollars

lolwat

[ValorousBob]

>few hundred dollars

lolwat

Paintball's one of the most expensive sports you can find, if he's playing at all he can probably afford to buy a $200 gun that will last him for years. Btw it's not that the A-5 is bad (it was the first gun I owned and I used it for years), but you can get a good electro-pneumatic gun for the same price as an A-5 used to cost.


Polish invented it, Russians perfected it.


I don't know anyone who drinks it straight though, used as a mixer in the US.

Poor college students drink it straight when we want to get drunk quickly. But we also drank Bacardi 151 straight so yeah..... we're not smart people.

[Varcaus]

I know but I spent maybe 150 on my gun at its lasted me the last 4 years with barely any fixing need. You will spend any money saved on paint pretty quick anyway though :/.

[indi]

Я так облажался на водку сразу, что я никогда не буду пить его снова. Я думаю.

I too want to participate in this cultural exchange thing.

[Voulture]

Hello close neighbours! ;]
Do you still play eve? And most importantly, whyy
/bittervets Also pls ban 13

[Spaztick]

I welcome Uncle Joe here because that never went wrong.

[DMDR]

Hello close neighbours! ;]
Do you still play eve? And most importantly, whyy
/bittervets Also pls ban 13No, eve died in 2011. We still like bittervetting about eve though.

[Paradox]

Hello close neighbours! ;]
Do you still play eve? And most importantly, whyy
/bittervets Also pls ban 13No, eve died in 2011. We still like bittervetting about eve though.

http://www.maximumpc.com/files/imagecache/futureus_imagegallery_fullsize/gallery/morrowind_0.jpg

Great, I'm sure you'll fit right in.

[Joe Appleby]

I welcome Uncle Joe here because that never went wrong.

Well, hi there, however I am not exactly new here.

Tapapapapatalk

[Varcaus]

I welcome Uncle Joe here because that never went wrong.

Well, hi there, however I am not exactly new here.

Tapapapapatalk

See the problem here is I think you missed it but im not quite sure.

[tHornton]

russia dota :cry: :? :facepalm: :shock: :shock: :evil:

[DaneJa]

Russia innit. Welcome.

[RazoR]

Shit. I got nothing on that.

But anyway, sup.

http://cs919.vk.me/u16351365/80007815/x_21c42f8c.jpg

MATE, please tell me that picture is old. If not... you still use an A-5?? Upgrade your shit dude, so many good guns for a few hundred dollars.That picture is back from 2010.

Still have my A-5, haven't had a real game in years. Wouldn't change a thing in it except for a new flatline barrel and a folding MP5 stock. M4-style is baaad.

[definatelynotKKassandra]

I went to Russia once. There were old ladies selling buckets of potatoes in the street and a policeman shouted 'PASSPORT VISA!!' at me.

[LeonM]

Not very credible, you claim you made it back?! nobody gets out of Russia.

[definatelynotKKassandra]

I'm not proud of what I had to do to make it across the border into Belarus.

[Lana Torrin]

If only these faggots stopped posting over there at the same whining in skype how shit that forum is :/

This forum is pretty shit though..

[karmael]

http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/k/a/karmael/DSC_6542_re.jpg

[XenosisReaper]

http://i.imgur.com/tUhH22o.jpg

[LeonM]

Is that bottled capitalist blood :guinness:

[fighter-killer]

Is that bottled capitalist blood :guinness:

I'd say it's a brain liquid =)))

[DMDR]

From its color I would say its an essence juiced from Red Flags on May 1st.

[Shiodome]

please join in more outside of this subforum if you are able. we would enjoy it, you would enjoy it. (also, welcome).

[XenosisReaper]

please join in more outside of this subforum if you are able. we would enjoy it, you would enjoy it. (also, welcome).

uh, I can't tell if my translate is working or if it's off and everyone is speaking english, help

edit: I will not go to sleep

[Varcaus]

please join in more outside of this subforum if you are able. we would enjoy it, you would enjoy it. (also, welcome).

uh, I can't tell if my translate is working or if it's off and everyone is speaking english, helpEveryone is speaking english

[Ralara]

no one uses it...

[Gallente Citizen20202]

for great justice!

[Minion]

All of you need to post more so QuackBot can learn Russian.

[QuackBot]

no one uses it...
No you are the one being a baby.

[LordsServant]

no one uses it...
No you are the one being a baby.

I STAND BEHIND QUACKBOT!

Россия Родину навсегда! )))

[RazoR]

Why are you still unbanned?

[Varcaus]

Why aren't you fixing it?

[RazoR]

I can infract him but he's not worthy tbh~~

[Sardaros]

:razor: