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naryl
May 20 2016, 10:59:40 AM
... but I'm guessing you guys got your kicks off of fragging retard FAX pilots who got dragged in sling bubbles because we didn't see anything other than maguses after that (a doctrine I'm falling more and more in love with the more it gets used against me).

It sounds like you guys are really having a lot of fun, and I'm both jealous and also sad that you guys aren't more in our weight class. What can you do, though.

Not sure where the "All they do is Magus" comes from. We actually don't use them all that often (at least in our main EU-TZ). It's usually reserved for fun roams or when we're seriously outblobbed. Most main fleets are Rattlers,Tempests or Machs. In between fleets it's kitchen sink small skirmish stuff.

Guess it really is the TZ difference making the bulk of the perception here (for both of us).


TC laid a bunch of good dunks on Init so I have to give credit where credit is due. If TC gave a fuck they could probably handle Init by itself.

May be selective memory, but I honestly can't remember TC "dunking" us a bunch of times, especially not on their own. I remember 2 fleets where we welped hard and TC was involved. Both times we took the fight knowing they were coming and we would be outnumbered. May also be a TZ perception thingy though. ;)

Regardless, we love to fight them or TISHU. It's always more fun to have a competent enemy, helps you grow. And I guess it will be just what we're going for when OSS leaves for carebear land.

We won't be sitting on them moons and declare victory - we're always looking for more trouble.

Eli Stan
May 20 2016, 03:38:30 PM
I saw a few PL characters flying around PF/FD last night - what's their interest in the area now?

Malcanis
May 20 2016, 03:41:18 PM
Trouble coming to us, no doubt.

Ivy_Lash
May 20 2016, 06:05:55 PM
I saw a NPC noob corp guy in my area, I think they are very interested in Cloud Ring.

Lex Arson
May 20 2016, 06:29:21 PM
Not sure where the "All they do is Magus" comes from. We actually don't use them all that often (at least in our main EU-TZ). It's usually reserved for fun roams or when we're seriously outblobbed. Most main fleets are Rattlers,Tempests or Machs. In between fleets it's kitchen sink small skirmish stuff.

I can name only one time ever INIT has fielded rattlers against me, and that was when we were saving OSS's citadel and the fleet comp was like 1/5th TISHU and 4/5ths OSS (we won that time, too). I distinctly recall the time in between our Fade and Akora deployments where we hung out in TXW and saw what sort of fights we could get out of INIT- you'd hit a pos, show up to the exit timer in ishtars, we'd cyno in and you'd bail back to X-M and dock up, we'd rep the pos and go home, and you would come right back in ishtars or stealth bombers to ref it again. Magus fleet was invented after we left TXW, but whenever we stop by your front porch with our dick on the table, INIT pulls out their Snatch.

I don't know what actually qualifies as 'EUTZ' in Europe but I'm talking about fleets in the 2200-0000 time span here, which is early for most of TISHU (2-6pm depending on coast).

GiDiYi
May 20 2016, 06:36:21 PM
Yeah, 2200 is what I'd call the end of our prime time. After that it's basically our non existent US tz and the drunk remains of our EU tz.


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Malcanis
May 20 2016, 07:01:35 PM
Not sure where the "All they do is Magus" comes from. We actually don't use them all that often (at least in our main EU-TZ). It's usually reserved for fun roams or when we're seriously outblobbed. Most main fleets are Rattlers,Tempests or Machs. In between fleets it's kitchen sink small skirmish stuff.

I can name only one time ever INIT has fielded rattlers against me, and that was when we were saving OSS's citadel and the fleet comp was like 1/5th TISHU and 4/5ths OSS (we won that time, too). I distinctly recall the time in between our Fade and Akora deployments where we hung out in TXW and saw what sort of fights we could get out of INIT- you'd hit a pos, show up to the exit timer in ishtars, we'd cyno in and you'd bail back to X-M and dock up, we'd rep the pos and go home, and you would come right back in ishtars or stealth bombers to ref it again. Magus fleet was invented after we left TXW, but whenever we stop by your front porch with our dick on the table, INIT pulls out their Snatch.

I don't know what actually qualifies as 'EUTZ' in Europe but I'm talking about fleets in the 2200-0000 time span here, which is early for most of TISHU (2-6pm depending on coast).

The first 2-3 weeks we were feeling our way about, and anxious not to welp. No risks were being taken.

As greg says, 22:00 EVE is 11PM in Britain, Midnight or 1AM in Europe. Barring very exceptional circumstances, most of us will be looking to go home at that point, especially during the week. There's a small nolife crew but you can hardly expect them to go up against you in your primetime.

naryl
May 20 2016, 07:19:54 PM
I can name only one time ever INIT has fielded rattlers against me, and that was when we were saving OSS's citadel and the fleet comp was like 1/5th TISHU and 4/5ths OSS (we won that time, too).

Yep that's one of the times TC "dunked" us, to quote Seraph.

Round 1: Us against TISHU/OSS - it was a balanced fight until enough Apostles were on grid and we couldn't break anything anymore.
http://evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=3341&b=7022660&e=25&t=bb

Round 2: Us reshipping and going in again, knowing TC is sitting on titan.
http://evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=3341,3336&b=7022685&e=226,46&t=bv


I distinctly recall the time in between our Fade and Akora deployments where we hung out in TXW and saw what sort of fights we could get out of INIT- you'd hit a pos, show up to the exit timer in ishtars, we'd cyno in and you'd bail back to X-M and dock up, we'd rep the pos and go home, and you would come right back in ishtars or stealth bombers to ref it again.

Yeah, I honestly felt a bit bad for you guys. The first week and a bit was basically building an intel/scout network and stocking up on ships. Modus operandi was pretty much to poke a tower, note down who's coming to defend (because Syndicate being what it is, most of the time it was everybody but the tower owner)) retreat and have scouts follow them home. We're used to living in very hostile space, so we like making informed decisions. In the meantime we build up ship doctrines and the market in X-M. And pretty much when we were ready to roll, you deployed.

Sister Bliss
May 20 2016, 07:20:54 PM
Not sure where the "All they do is Magus" comes from. We actually don't use them all that often (at least in our main EU-TZ). It's usually reserved for fun roams or when we're seriously outblobbed. Most main fleets are Rattlers,Tempests or Machs. In between fleets it's kitchen sink small skirmish stuff.

I can name only one time ever INIT has fielded rattlers against me, and that was when we were saving OSS's citadel and the fleet comp was like 1/5th TISHU and 4/5ths OSS (we won that time, too). I distinctly recall the time in between our Fade and Akora deployments where we hung out in TXW and saw what sort of fights we could get out of INIT- you'd hit a pos, show up to the exit timer in ishtars, we'd cyno in and you'd bail back to X-M and dock up, we'd rep the pos and go home, and you would come right back in ishtars or stealth bombers to ref it again. Magus fleet was invented after we left TXW, but whenever we stop by your front porch with our dick on the table, INIT pulls out their Snatch.

I don't know what actually qualifies as 'EUTZ' in Europe but I'm talking about fleets in the 2200-0000 time span here, which is early for most of TISHU (2-6pm depending on coast).

The first 2-3 weeks we were feeling our way about, and anxious not to welp. No risks were being taken.

As greg says, 22:00 EVE is 11PM in Britain, Midnight or 1AM in Europe. Barring very exceptional circumstances, most of us will be looking to go home at that point, especially during the week. There's a small nolife crew but you can hardly expect them to go up against you in your primetime.

It's probably worth noting for the casual observer that our first 2 months of being in Syndicate usually entailed 500 hostiles forming every time we undocked (TISHU/TC/NC/CYN0/SC/assorted MBC...) so there was a fair amount of scampering around and avoiding being blobbed. :)

Lex Arson
May 20 2016, 07:35:40 PM
Yeah, I honestly felt a bit bad for you guys. The first week and a bit was basically building an intel/scout network and stocking up on ships. Modus operandi was pretty much to poke a tower, note down who's coming to defend (because Syndicate being what it is, most of the time it was everybody but the tower owner)) retreat and have scouts follow them home. We're used to living in very hostile space, so we like making informed decisions. In the meantime we build up ship doctrines and the market in X-M. And pretty much when we were ready to roll, you deployed.

Either way with such an apparent TZ gap i'm sure you can understand why nobody wants to make "TISHU declares 'Race War' on euros over Syndicate Moons, vol VIII"

Some of the real old-timers have been doing that shit since 2012.

Lex Arson
May 20 2016, 08:56:55 PM
I am really, really enjoying these skirmishy fights we've been having with INIT over CR sov timers.

https://zkillboard.com/related/30004046/201605201900/

Another entosis recon died in a diff system so the isk war is slightly more even but all around good stuff.

Lex Arson
May 20 2016, 09:16:43 PM
Also while we were in the middle of that, SS undocked a whopping 8 cerbs to go reinforce a bunch of sov stuff in the opposite end of CR.

They got a bunch of it done since we were in the middle of fighting people (not that they've ever finished any timers anyway), but we took the quick titan bridge over and stopped them as they were finishing and killed a couple cerbs before they scuttled off back to syndicate.

Final BR for all engagements:

http://evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=4043,4060,4046&b=7039836&e=90&t=rv

Lex Arson
May 20 2016, 09:22:20 PM
oh shit i triple posted

naryl
May 21 2016, 01:12:05 AM
I'll break the cycle so you don't have to quadruple post.

Was a nice dunking with your super fleet. Lesson learned. ;)

http://evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=4047&b=7039990&e=90&t=uw

After evading the -TC- drop on us, we made some more fuck-ups but somehow still managed to kill 2 caps and some Machs on our tower.

http://evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=3268&b=7040100&e=1470&t=jrre

Things to note for next fleets:
- Be careful when dropping on enemy super fleet
- Make sure cyno is in fleet before lighting
- Have enough fuel in titan
- Bubble the dreads instead of the warp-in path to them

Tellenta
May 21 2016, 01:32:32 AM
carriers are noice tbh.

Lex Arson
May 21 2016, 02:14:10 AM
so that was fun

i figured if you were gonna drop on us that you must have some dread bomb I didn't know about so I had everyone keep targetted DD's fit but man can you imagine if we all had lances fit

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/172/853/1310532235003.jpg

Malcanis
May 21 2016, 05:59:30 AM
I am really, really enjoying these skirmishy fights we've been having with INIT over CR sov timers.

https://zkillboard.com/related/30004046/201605201900/

Another entosis recon died in a diff system so the isk war is slightly more even but all around good stuff.

Ay a new FC trying his hand at what is genuinely a difficult doctrine to execute. Fortunately, it's a lot cheaper to welp than most.

Rakshasa The Cat
May 21 2016, 08:16:08 AM
Shouldn't this thread be renamed 'Money Badger Lands'?

Malcanis
May 21 2016, 09:16:08 AM
The autist makes a fair point.

naryl
May 21 2016, 09:25:56 AM
so that was fun
i figured if you were gonna drop on us that you must have some dread bomb I didn't know about so I had everyone keep targetted DD's fit but man can you imagine if we all had lances fit

Nah, look at what happened.
We tried to do something with a BS fleet. As we've seen, you could easily wipe us on your own.
STILL The Culture tried to drop in with a Rattler Fleet as big as ours, OSS/MC were close by with Dreads+Machs and I guess some more MBC entitites (Horde?) were forming as well. Imagine what happens if we drop in with Dreads, not to mention supers and titans of our own. It would all die in a big ball of fire for maybe a titan or super kill.

Lucas Quaan
May 21 2016, 01:42:04 PM
Shouldn't this thread be renamed 'Money Badger Lands'?
We still refer to the south as "BoB Lands", so this thread title could probably stay for the same reason.

zergl
May 21 2016, 02:14:19 PM
and I guess some more MBC entitites (Horde?) were forming as well.

We had like a 150man ferox/osprey fleet moving out but you were reported dead shortly after we left O1Y.

In other news, PL just got a Fortizar online in Saranen. Right between station and the goon Astrahus if I saw correctly. PL, Horde, NC and various smaller MBC fleets formed to make sure it survives the repair timer which went through literally unopposed. I think a stupid Goon bomber warped to zero to it, got decloaked and died and that was pretty much it from what I saw. Local (https://dscan.me/dEx9bf), Fortizar dscan (https://dscan.me/f1HpCQ). RIP poor scout Magnate (https://killboard.pandemic-legion.pl/kill/54135054/), it died cloaked off the Fortizar when someone in PL tested the Point Defense.

Eli Stan
May 21 2016, 03:37:56 PM
I saw a NPC noob corp guy in my area, I think they are very interested in Cloud Ring.

But NPC noob corp guys in CR is pretty common. I can't remember when I saw more than one or two PL in Syndicate. I was curious if they were visiting on their own or at somebody's request, were camping PF/FD for the hell of it or moving through slowly or waiting for an opportunity to light a cyno...

Lex Arson
May 21 2016, 08:22:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARz-V-Qu6e4&feature=youtu.be&t=999

Skip to 16:40 for the anal ripping.

Lex Arson
May 21 2016, 08:27:18 PM
Also some wormholers (I think) were gating around CR so we decided to blob them:

http://evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=4046&b=7041240&e=15&t=uf

The nestor logi actually did a great job of keeping things up until neuts eventually overpowered them, even with the battery archon.

RedRector
May 21 2016, 09:00:32 PM
Was there more to their fleet or were they actually just using ECM tengus DPS?

Lucas Quaan
May 21 2016, 11:28:58 PM
I think a stupid Goon bomber warped to zero to it, got decloaked and died and that was pretty much it from what I saw.
I'll have you know we also thwarted the plans of a quadruple sensor booster EXE Condor loaded with 36 stront. I know, because I got both of the mails. :smug:

Lex Arson
May 22 2016, 12:38:54 AM
Was there more to their fleet or were they actually just using ECM tengus DPS?

that was it

vOv

zergl
May 23 2016, 12:45:51 AM
http://i.imgur.com/KUODaKm.jpg

Something, something, ~war of sovless aggression~~~~~~~~.

Vrikaan Phoenix
May 23 2016, 09:05:15 AM
https://zkillboard.com/related/30004056/201605230700/

We undocked sleips to fight a White Legion. Osprey Navy Issue gang who are tackling a dread shooting POCOs when a goon confessor jumps through us while we're holding on gate refitting. Elo convos Lex and tells him "Shit or get off the pot" while we are holding on gate so we jump through and engage. As we engage the confessors the White Legion gang disengages and leaves us to fight the goons.

zergl
May 26 2016, 01:10:14 PM
So Lex, how literally retarded was this guy of yours:


-Gobbins/#horde- the TISHU scout mistook CDIAT caps for CONDI caps god bless - this was a broadcast from papibot <3

And are you properly making fun of him?

Had us on a wild goose chase looking for Goon caps for a few minutes there. :facepalm:

Lex Arson
May 27 2016, 01:04:49 AM
So Lex, how literally retarded was this guy of yours:


-Gobbins/#horde- the TISHU scout mistook CDIAT caps for CONDI caps god bless - this was a broadcast from papibot <3

And are you properly making fun of him?

Had us on a wild goose chase looking for Goon caps for a few minutes there. :facepalm:

~tri-gun~

JohnBlathos
June 9 2016, 05:34:05 AM
It was especially funny that he confused the tickers since until the day before his had said [CONDI] for years.

Posted from my mobile shitposting platform

GiDiYi
January 10 2017, 12:56:21 PM
Operation 'Broken Arrow'. Battle report courtesy to Soraya Kha'marr:


T'was a night two weeks after Christmas, when all through the... ah fuck it, it was this Saturday that we had gotten word about a possible "huge fight" in Pure Blind. A Scourge staging tower had been reffed by PH, Darkness, HONOR, etc as well as an Astrahus. We had been extended a cordial invitation through third parties and Pando was keen to take Snatch out again and cause mayhem.

Before the timer was due, however, Scourge decided to welp a bunch of Machs and Feroxes to a Carrier and Hurricane blob and then stand down for the night - meaning noone was actually gonna pitch to defend the tower. Unperturbed by this, Pando and I opted to take the Cambodia wombo combo config (Snatch & Bombers, baby!) and cause mayhem nonetheless.

Arriving in 7RM, the local was well over 400. Following an enormous blob of Hurricanes into the destination system of 5ZXX, where the combined capital fleet of the hostiles was just beginning to lay siege to the tower, we quickly set up on the in-gate. Seeing that the Hurricanes were more interested in the tower than us, I decided to try for a bombing run right then and there. Spotting the opportunity as the hostiles fleet warped to another ping, we went for it.

*Cue Salivan* "Void bombs quickly evaporated the steaming capacitorial coils of the Battlecruiser class Hurricanes and Cruiser class Osprey vessels. The Electron bombs that followed tore through the no-longer-hardened shields and shred armour and hull apart, venting vulnerable pods to the cold, dark space, only to have them evaporate in a misty explosion of amniotic fluid as yet another bomb sent their pilots' consciousness into the next clone." Also, their FC Tengu and their Logi FC bought it.

Anyway, a bunch of Canes and Ospreys died.

Hostiles finished the tower, swearing bloody vengeance upon us and threatening to invade Cloud Ring (please go ahead, ty), then started packing their things, taking a different route home to avoid us. We made haste to catch them before they reached the safety of their Keepstar but no dice - they clearly oustmarted us by using a perch before warping to the 7RM gate. We had lost our last dictor without a prop mod due to heat issues or something somewhere along the line, it was sad.

Horde started reshipping into RLML Caracals. I began salivating - mostly cos of the copious amounts of rum I had consumed by this point. Things get a little blurry at this point. Hostile Caracals, led by none other than Gloria Khan, assemble on a Fortizar on the same grid as us on KLY gate. We eagerly await their arrival, bombers ready and aligning, the Snatch fleet having devoured a bunch of small stuff and stragglers here and there. The Caracals began warping on our fleet at 30km and on about their third try I warped the bombers on them. *Insert Salivan dribble about things exploding*

Gloria Khan got mad. He ordered everyone into small fry tackle stuff, scrams on everything! He was gonna best this Snatch fleet. They undocked again. Pando was having trouble staying out of their way. We agreed to do what needed to be done if they got caught.

"Shit, that MJD is late." It was. Most of the fleet was pinned down by ceptors and tackle frigs. It was time.
"Ok, I'm doing it, Pando!", I slurred. "Broken Arrow!" With a maniacal laugh I warped the bombers right at our Snatch boys.

Absolute carnage followed. Literally hundreds of frigates exploded, setting free our Snatch fleet. I drunkenly stumbled howards with the fleet. Somehow I lost Nha'kila's Stiletto on a gate. Lots of laughs were had.

Battlereport (http://evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=2005,2016&b=7374072&e=90,55&t=vuvbaG) (still bugging out sometimes)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLHVdcXgv7c

Video courtesy to Oszur.

jonesbones
January 10 2017, 04:04:36 PM
So PHorde is essentially Goons circa 2010?

GiDiYi
January 10 2017, 04:34:09 PM
So PHorde is essentially Goons circa 2010?

All of this has happened before. But the question remains: does all of this have to happen again?

Eli Stan
January 10 2017, 09:05:27 PM
So PHorde is essentially Goons circa 2010?

All of this has happened before. But the question remains: does all of this have to happen again?

It is inevitable.

Malcanis
January 13 2017, 05:17:06 AM
BNI brought along 300 or so guys to indicate their interest in relieving us from the shackles of sovereignty in Cloud Ring. Snatchbomber shenanigans ensued.

Ivy_Lash
January 19 2017, 10:36:40 PM
Didn't want that SOV anyway eh?

Malcanis
January 19 2017, 10:38:27 PM
It's not #1 on the priority list

Dianeces
January 28 2017, 04:39:19 AM
PL has been in Pure Blind for a week now; in that time, we've deliberately avoided doing any entosising outside of our staging system and the system right next door. Last night, Mordus Angels decided a a good way to convince us to go away was to entosis a couple of IHubs in Tribute. I'm sure this strategy will work out well for them. :thinking:

Seraph IX Basarab
February 18 2017, 12:05:15 PM
https://zkillboard.com/related/30004049/201702170500/


Windjackal and friends catch this Rorq. We quickly form up Feroxes while burning some tackle to O-I (dead end cloud ring system). Cyno in, keep the rorq bubbled while eyes see Init forming snatch fleet. Rorq still in PANIC mode. Ceptors rush in to chase enemy frig warp in off field. Due to this the snatch fleet lands in a bubble by Hictor piloted by Clay Robertson. Stops them in perfect range to get wrecked by med rails. Hictor unknowingly infini points Init FC, melts him. Turn DPS on the rorq as the rest of snatch fleet cluelessly flails around in random directions. P cool kill, nice little skirmish. Rorq nerd ejected his expensive drones to lower killmail value.

Malcanis
August 12 2018, 09:43:48 PM
When Chad and I got back to campus, we spent the first few days coming down off our high. Our vacation had been unlike any experience I'd ever had. It had given me a taste of what life with him might really be like— not just dating him, or going to school with him, or being a fraternity with him, but actually being with him and sharing a future.

Our sexual explorations had also gotten us really horny. We basically started fucking every morning, noon, and night. It got to the point that I stopped even trying to keep my sheets clean; I got used to sleeping on dried cum, which was actually kind of hot.

Unfortunately, not everyone was as excited as we were. That Friday, I opened my door to find a note taped to it.

You guys are WAY too goddamn loud!! the note said. Do you EVER keep your pants on?!?! It sure as hell doesn't seem like it, from what you did at the gym.

I did a double take when I read that. I assumed the note was from one of my neighbors— it had to be— though I couldn't tell which one. I stood in my doorway and looked around at the apartments around me. I tried to think through who the culprit could be. Then I looked back down and re-read the note.

The last sentence was the part that really threw me. I thought back to the time Chad and I had fucked at the gym and had heard someone coming. I thought we'd run away before anyone had seen us, but maybe we hadn't? If someone had really caught us, and if that someone was pissed at us, could we still get in trouble? Or, worse yet, did someone hear about all that secondhand?

I started wracking my brain to figure out what had happened. I was almost tempted to knock on my neighbors' doors and confront them about it. Then again, it wasn't exactly an easy question to ask— "are you the one who complained about my noisy gay sex?"— and I definitely couldn't ask what they knew about our gym fuck.

I didn't have much time to think about it though, because I was headed to meet with my advisor. I'd wanted to talk to him about the stuff I was doing with Thaxter, who was now e-mailing me on a regular basis. My advisor immediately jumped on the topic, and he asked if I liked that kind of work. I had to be honest: I didn't know much about it, and I was a little embarrassed that Thaxter treated me like an expert.

After some discussion, we decided that I'd drop my criminal justice course and take a marketing class instead. The marketing professor, Dr. Littman, had a reputation around campus: he was supposed to be a real character, but I'd heard he was cool. At any rate, if I liked his class, I could switch majors before the end of the semester.

When I left that meeting, I found I had a bunch of texts waiting for me. At first I was worried that more shit was going down. But when I checked my phone, I saw all the texts were from Johan. I just rolled my eyes and put my phone away, and I did my best to ignore the guy.

After that, I went to the financial aid office to take care of some paperwork. But no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't stop obsessing over the note on my door. I had admit, it was kind of exciting to think that someone had been watching and listening to me and Chad fuck. But it was nerve-wracking too, and I was dying to know who this person was. I kept scouring my brain for any clues; but I kept coming up empty. On my way home, I even swung by the gym to see if any of my neighbors were there. It was all to no avail.

I was at the frat house that night when I got another round of texts. Then, a few minutes later, my phone started ringing. I saw it was Johan— yet again— so I let the first few calls go to to voicemail. But Johan just wouldn't let up. Eventually I was so annoyed that I just grabbed my phone and hit the button to answer.

"Hello?" Johan said. "Are you there?"

"I'm here," I said. "What do you want?"

"Oh thank God."

I stepped into the bathroom, where I could be alone, and I shut the door behind me. "What the hell are you talking about?"

Johan made a bunch of muffled noises. He almost seemed to be crying. "I... I am so madly in love with you."

"Say what?"

"I mean it," he said. "I just— I mean, I can't stop thinking about you—"

"What the fuck dude?" I asked. I forced myself to keep my voice down. "Are you drunk or high or something?"

"I-I want you to give me another chance. Please Scott..."

"Another chance for what? We were never a thing."

"I want you to be with me," he said. "Leave your boyfriend. I'd be so much better to you—"

"What the fuck makes you think you can say that?" I hissed. I was scared to death that Chad might overhear. "You don't know what you're talking about, and I can't believe you'd even go there—"

"Then I'll wait for you," Johan said. "When you're ready, I'll be there for you. I can't wait to hold you again, and take care of you, and make love to you, and really make you happy—"

"Do you realize how insane that all sounds?"

"Well... I care about you."

"No you don't. If you did, you wouldn't be doing this."

"I love you."

"You love the idea of me. Not the real me."

"Just... I dunno, Scott, just tell me what you want me to say—"

"I don't want you to say anything. I want you to stop calling me. And texting me—"

"I know I'm fucked up, but I'll clean up for you, I promise."

"You could seriously fuck things up for me right now. I don't think you get that."

Johan let out a loud sigh. "Fuck dude," he said, "do you know how bad I wanted you in high school? And then when you showed up on Grindr, and I realized you were gay—"

"That's all over and done with," I said. "I just spent winter break with my boyfriend's family. What the hell does that tell you?"

"Shit. I'm too late..."

"No, not really," I said. "You got the wrong idea to begin with."

The line was silent at first. I almost thought we'd gotten cut off, but then I heard Johan take a deep breath. "Oh fuck..." And I heard a faint slapping sound. It took me a second to realize what it was.

"Wait," I said. "Are you jacking off?"

"Oh shit," Johan said, "I can't help it—"

"That's gross!"

"Did you think it was gross when we were fucking?"

"For shit's sake!"

"Just let me finish!"

"What the hell? No!" I yelled, and I hung up the phone. Then, before he could call back, I scrambled to block Johan's number. From what I could tell, the block went through just in time.

I just stared at my phone and tried to calm my nerves. I felt dirty for even having taken the call. I was almost tempted to throw the phone against the wall, but I forced myself not to.

The bathroom door creaked open. "Is everything okay in there?" came Luke's voice.

I turned to see Chad and Luke staring back at me. "Yeah," I said. I wasn't sure what to say at first. "It's just... just drama from back home."

"Shit," Luke said. "Are your parents having trouble?"

I looked at Chad, and I tried to read his expression. Then I looked back at Luke. "No," I said. "They're fine. It's just... I dunno, petty bullshit with people I went to school with. It makes me glad I moved away..."

"That sucks," Luke said, "but it happens to the best of us. Don't let it get to you."

I nodded. "I won't," was my simple answer, though I knew it probably wasn't true.

I spent that night in Chad's bed. In the state I was in, there was no other place I wanted to be. After all, in that house, the only voyeurs to worry about were the other Kap Eps— with whom we didn't have many boundaries to begin with.

I was way more affectionate than usual. I was pretty worn out, and my day had only made me want to be with Chad that much more. At first I just asked him to hold me. Somehow, when our bodies were up against each other, I felt as if nothing else mattered. It was as if the rest of the world could go fuck itself, yet we'd still be fine as long as we were together.

"Are you sure you're okay?" he eventually asked.

"Yeah," I said, "at least I am now."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Not really." I snuggled up against his chest. "I just want to enjoy this."

"Well... you know, if you need to vent or whatever—"

"Sh," I said as I put my fingers on his lips. "You know I'm not that kind of guy."

Chad kissed my fingers. "I know," he said. "I'm just saying..."

"Don't say a thing," I replied, and I pressed my face against his beard. I felt Chad's warm breath against my cheek, and I inhaled his manly scents. Then I pulled my fingers down so that they weren't in our way. At first his lips just gave me a gentle caress, but one thing led to another, till his mouth was full-on massaging mine. Our tongues started jousting, and I tasted his warm sexy spit mix with my own.

I ran my hand along his chest, then made my way to his crotch. Chad wasn't that hard at first, but soon I felt his cock start to grow. I kept pressing my hand against his pants I gently caressed him till he my hand could clearly tell he was hard as a rock.

I broke off the kiss, undid his fly, and pulled his dick out. I gave his shaft a few soft kisses, making my way from his ballsack to his head, then back down, then back up again. I wasn't trying to tease him so much as I was showing my affection.

Finally I guided his cock to my mouth, and I started sucking away. I wanted nothing more than to make my man feel good. I was desperate to show him how much I cared about him, and how much I'd do for him; and I wanted him to never want to be with anyone but me.

Chad let out a soft groan as he started thrusting into my mouth. I savored his cock as it plunged past my tongue. I took him in as far as he would go, till his cockhead was hitting the back of my throat. I was so into it that I just let him pound away.

I serviced him as best as I humanly could, paying close attention to every quake and quiver of his body. This went on for quite a while, till he started getting close. Then I took my mouth off his cock and I looked into his eyes. "I want you to know how much I love you," I said.

"I already know," he replied.

"I'm not fucking around," I said. "I'm not trying to be a smartass... and I'm not just saying it to get laid."

"Neither am I," he said as he pulled me in for another kiss.

I made out with him for a moment, then pulled back. The two of us stripped off our clothes. As soon as we were both naked, Chad went back to kissing me, and he began running his hands down the sides of my body. When he got down to my ass, he cupped each hand around my globes, and he reached inside my crack. I felt his fingers start to play with my boyhole.

I didn't need to be told what to do next. I laid down on his bed, and I opened my legs. As far as I was concerned, my body was his for the taking; and I wanted him to just have his way with me.

Chad lubed up his dick, and he laid down on top of me. At first he just nibbled my earlobes, and he sucked on my neck— not hard enough to leave a hickey, but hard enough to feel good. Then he reached down and aimed his dick at its target. I felt his soft cockhead press against my cunt, followed by the powerful solid shaft right behind it. He eased into me slowly and gently, letting me enjoy it. The next thing I knew, he was so deep inside me that our bodies had basically become one.

I wrapped my arms and legs around Chad. I let out a little gasp as he started gyrating his hips. I could feel his thick rod sliding back and forth inside me, probing the deepest depths of my body.

Chad leaned down and kissed me again. As he did, his six-pack rubbed against my ballsack and cock. I felt a wave of pleasure ripple through my body. I instinctively thrust my tongue in his mouth, and I started licking his palate.

I was determined to pleasure him however I could, so I clamped my sphincter down on his dick. I could feel every inch of him ramming into me, then pull out, then push back deep inside me. The cycle repeated over and over as he opened up my ass.

"Oh fuck," Chad gasped. "Oh holy shit, babe..."

"Just fuck the cum out of me," I said. "Keep going... oh baby that feels so good..."

He adjusted his body just slightly, and I felt his dick hit my prostate. My mouth dropped open, and I let out a moan. Chad kept making out with me without missing a beat.

His pulsating abs were basically stroking my cock. More and more pre-cum came dripping out of me. I felt another hit to my prostate, then another, then another. My balls started to churn as my orgasm got closer and closer.

Chad's breathing got deeper, and his kisses got more intense. Then I felt his balls contract, and he unloaded their contents deep inside me. His timing was perfect, because just then I started shooting my load between our bodies.

"O-o-o-oh yeah," I said as I clutched his body as tightly as I could.

Chad slowed down his thrusts, then stopped as he gave me one last kiss. I savored the taste of his tongue and the smell of his breath. We were both wet with cum. Mine was smeared across both of our chests. I could feel Chad's dripping from my hole.

We rolled over to our sides, but I kept my arms and legs around him, to make sure he stayed buried inside me. We didn't bother cleaning up; we just laid there, holding each other, and we didn't say a word. We hardly even moved till we both fell asleep.

I hadn't forgotten Chad's idea about a sex party with the Kap Eps. But I didn't say anything, because I didn't think that was the time. Still, I did like how open he was to trying new things; and the more time we spent with our fraternity brothers, the more enticing the idea got to be. In the back of my mind, I kept thinking of Shane's big cock and Justin's cute butt. I also remembered the time Ryan and Marcos had fucked right in front of us, not to mention our late-night encounter with a naked Hunter and Drew. And there was no forgetting the many pledges who'd jacked off for all of us to see.

All those thoughts came to the forefront that Tuesday, when the Kap Eps called a big meeting. Apparently Brody still hadn't paid his dues, so under our bylaws, we had to either suspend him or completely kick him out. Of course, Brody had been the guy I'd had issues with from the start. Personally, I hoped he did get kicked out so we could shed his bad vibes.

As we debated what to do, I found myself wondering if Brody was our voyeur. It would've been funny— or at least ironic— although I decided it was pretty unlikely. After all, Brody's apartment was nowhere near mine. I suspected our voyeur was a woman, based on the time we'd heard someone in the women's locker room.

In the end, the Kap Eps decided to expel Brody's ass. I didn't have much sympathy for him, and the other guys didn't either. We all seemed to be looking forward to having him gone so we could move on without him.

Unfortunately the feeling didn't last very long. Later that night, Chad was on his computer when he made a weird face.

"Um," he said, "why are there naked pictures of you online?"

I froze. "Naked pictures?" I asked. "What are you talking about?"

Chad handed me his laptop. He was on a gay message board, and sure enough, it was full of images of me. The first pic showed me in my parents' bathroom without a stitch of clothing on. My face was plainly visible, and so was my cock hanging between my legs. The other pictures covered my anatomy from every possible angle, from close-ups of my hole to my ballsack to everything else.

I couldn't help noticing the comment at the bottom. I've been getting off to this for weeks, it said. Enjoy.

"Holy fuck," I said. "Johan, you goddamn son of a bitch..."

"Who the hell is Johan?"

"He's the guy who called me the other night."

"What the fuck?"

"It's not what it looks like—"

"It had better not be!"

I looked into Chad's eyes. He seemed genuinely hurt, like he'd been punched in the face. "Johan has a crush on me," I said. "I told him I wasn't interested—"

"So you're saying he magically conjured these pictures out of nowhere?"

I took a deep breath. "I-I told you... I mean, when we first started dating... I admitted I'd been with other guys."

"You never said you were exchanging X-rated pictures—"

"Well, you've sent me X-rated pictures yourself—"

"You never sent any back."

I clenched my jaw for a second, and I forced myself not to scream. "Look," I finally said. "All this is from before you and I were together. Besides, why were you looking for naked pictures in the first place?"

"There's nothing wrong with me looking at naked pictures," he said. "I thought we agreed to that shit."

"We agreed to do it together."

"Together?" Chad asked. "Is that really the word you want to use right now?"

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"Are you telling me other guys have had naked pictures of you this whole time?"

"It's not like that—"

"Really? Because I've never seen these pictures in my life," he said. "Yet apparently other guys have?"

"This is revenge porn," I said. "I fucking guarantee it. I told Johan to go pound sand, so this is how he gets back at me."

Chad crossed his arms. "So when he called the other night," he said, "I thought you said this was was just drama from back home or something."

"It was. I told you, I knew him in high school—"

"You never told me he was still contacting you!"

"Listen—"

"Not to mention you used that line before," he said. "That time right before your birthday, when I came back to your place and you were acting all weird. You said basically the same thing. Was that this same guy too?"

I wanted to say no, but I didn't want to lie. "W-well yeah I guess you could say that—"

"Jesus Christ, Scott! How much else are you not telling me?"

"I'm telling you everything, I promise—"

"Is he the only one who has pictures like this?"

I mulled over my words for a moment. "I don't know," I finally said. "I mean, if Johan saved them... I guess other guys could've saved them too."

Chad ran his hands through this hair. "Oh my God, I don't believe this..."

"Listen—"

"How much were you sleeping around?"

"Sleeping around?" I said. "I resent that—"

"What the hell else would you call it?"

"You and I weren't together back then. You wouldn't even talk to me. You wouldn't return my calls or texts or e-mails or anything. And it wasn't for my lack of trying. So what the fuck was I supposed to do?"

"FUCK YOU!"

I froze in my tracks. "What did you just say?"

Chad and I just stared at each other. He clenched his jaw, but he didn't say a word. I couldn't help noticing how his eyes were glistening. He seemed to be forcing himself not to lose it.

I was pretty torn-up myself. I was about to say something when Chad's phone rang. Chad didn't react at first; his eyes seemed to be locked into mine. But the ringing didn't stop.

Finally Chad grabbed his phone. "What?" he asked.

Please don't let this be Johan, I thought. I didn't think Johan had Chad's number, but after what had just happened, I wasn't about to put anything past him.

Chad pressed the phone to his ear. He didn't say a word, but the color seemed to drain out of his face. Then he suddenly rushed out of the room, slammed the door behind him, and disappeared.

I just sat there by myself, and I tried to get my bearings. My stomach felt like it had been twisted into knots. I wanted nothing more than to hold Chad close to me. I wanted to tell him I'd never talk to Johan again. I wished to God I could turn back the clock, ideally to that summer; but even if I could just go back twenty-four hours, I thought I might've prevented all this from happening.

smuggo
August 12 2018, 10:02:27 PM
You can't leave us hanging like that. Does Scott reconcile with Chad?

Malcanis
August 12 2018, 10:33:57 PM
Does he deserve to?

LordsServant
August 20 2019, 02:43:55 PM
Meanwhile back in spaceship land....

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/csyef4/o1yed_habbening_thread/

Snuff&friends have apparently been poking darkness/botting regiment(henceforth referred to as BOTG, Botters of the Galaxy), and rfing structures. Snuff apparently midded their supers last time, and BOTG stood down.

Initially, today looked to be the same, but BOTG apparently nutted up and dropped. A fight went down with snuff dropping supers on BOTG's counter dreadbomb, with BOTG immediately dropping their supers as well. 2 Snuff& friends titans were removed in short order, but quickly compensated for with the loss of 5 BOTG rags. As things ground on, snuff bled more faxes, losing 2 more titans before Init came in and bombed a shitload of bubbles off the snuff titans. They promptly extracted, leaving the tally at 4 - 5 titans losses Snuff:BOTG. Isk war is a little different, with BOTG holding a firm 100b lead, with ~700 to Snuff's ~600 at the time of this writing.

BR: https://fleetcom.space/battlereport/AJgCnSuyhCZfHXfRd

More information ofc welcome from people who were more involved.

PS- We need some new thread titles.